"Talking about you big-headed ghost, this girl is a staunch opponent of sibling love, dare to spread rumors about me, and punish your nine clans!"
Wu Hao put his arms around my shoulders, and said to Fu Xiaoyu, "You two are less than two years old when you hold a gold brick in the third year of the female junior. Besides, you can probably produce and sell yourself like this. If Shishan doesn't If you don't like it, you just set the date of marriage, so you don't have to hide it."
The company has an unwritten rule that employees are not allowed to fall in love, and they have to get married if they announce their love. The company can also be regarded as one of the best beauties.
I quickly waved my hand: "I don't mind it, what's the matter with siblings, I am so handsome and deep, the whole world can't find another one, I am a supporter of polygamy. The so-called first come first served, Miss Xiaofu Be my first wife, and I will ask her to serve you tea and water when you enter the door later, and I will soak in the rain and dew, and the rewards and punishments are clear. I promise one wife and one apartment, and I guarantee that they are all in the school district. Where can I find such a good husband."
Xu has never seen such a shameless person, several people stared at me dumbfounded, Li Hang couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you still in the harem?"
Fu Xiaoyu's face turned pale with anger, took out the bookcase I had just set up, and slapped her head and face: "The rain and dew are all on your head, fuck your eldest wife, I will marry a pig and not marry you, a philandering carrot."
While hiding, I did not forget to retort: "Can pigs be as handsome as me? Pigs are better than me, what are they?" After speaking, I pointed at the two male compatriots.
It's too cheap, even the spectators couldn't hold back, they came up together and cleaned me up. Fortunately, it was time for lunch break, otherwise it would really be messed up. Guo Yu's cheap tricks really work, a must-have skill for gags .
"Let's go now?"
I was straightening my messed up hair when I turned around and found that it was Chen Peng. I was a little puzzled: "Brother Chen, why didn't you go to eat? I'll send the note to the personnel and leave later."
I will be graduating soon, and I took half a month's leave. The graduation thesis needs to be revised again according to the supervisor's opinion when I go back. In addition to some follow-up processing work in the school, dinners and dinners are inevitable, so I took half a month's leave. The director has already After signing, I went back to clean up in the afternoon and went back to school. Chen Peng knew all about this.
Chen Peng said "hmm" and said, "Come back soon!"
I grinned: "I'm leaving, Brother Chen, you are the number one handsome guy in our company, don't miss me too much."
Chen Peng said angrily: "Get out of here, I really can see how handsome you are, you are completely *silk."
I found that being a cheap person made me happier.
I saw a psychiatrist twice before and after, and the result was some mild depression. The doctor said that it is not a big problem to pay attention to sleep and diet, and to keep a good mood.
But I know that there is no problem. With the memory of my previous life, my thinking is often confused sometimes. I can’t really tell the truth to the doctor. If I want to say that I am reborn, if I am not sure, I will be sent To the mental hospital.
As a result, the real therapeutic effect cannot be achieved now, so even if I admit that I am mentally ill, there is no cure.
I had no choice but to find ways to treat myself. For this reason, I checked a lot of information and bought books to regulate my emotions.
I am no longer ignorant of world affairs as before, and have been working hard all the time. I am more proactive and enthusiastic in interpersonal communication, and team building will not be left behind.
I have never worked so hard to change myself, and I have to live differently in this life.
Another thing that is gratifying is that during this period, I changed hands three times and quadrupled the stock. The money came a little too easily.
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Give the printed graduation thesis to the tutor, and when you come out of the tutor's office, the phone rings.
"Is there anything tonight, let's get together." Yu Mingjie called another member of our dormitory.
"You're back, why haven't I seen you?" When I came back this morning, only Guo Yu was there.
"I didn't go back to school. I was outside. I wanted to get together at night."
"Who is there?"
"In our dormitory, there are 408 and 409 across the street plus a few girls. Let's have a small get-together. There are too many people making a fuss."
After the formal break-up dinner, after the defense, those who have a good relationship will organize extra dinners by themselves.
"Okay, I don't think there are all the people, so it's better to count them." At least Wen Yang hasn't come back yet.
"Don't worry about that. Brother, there is no time when you are unreliable. Don't be late at the Woxin Hotel at five o'clock in the evening."
In the end, I still saw Wen Yang at the dinner table, and for a moment our eyes met, as if he hadn't seen him, he naturally looked away and completely ignored me.
In the past, he would invite me to sit down at this time, but this time I could only pick a seat and sit down. Guo Yu saw that something was wrong, so he asked a few words in private, and let me take him over.
Since we hadn't met for a long time, everyone was in high spirits and drank a lot during dinner.
When it was time for ktv, a few of them were so high that they lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.
The rest of the people stopped singing and started playing games.
"It just so happens that ten of us are enough to play Werewolf." Yu Mingjie looked at Wen Yang beside him.
"Yes." Wen Yang smiled and nodded.
"I won't." Someone said.
"It's okay, as long as you know how to deceive people, you'll be fine after watching people play it once." Yu Mingjie said.
Everyone has no opinion, it happens to be the werewolf killing that I am good at, and I will feel sorry for myself if I don’t play.
The werewolf game was taught to me by Wen Yang. It mainly trains people’s ability to respond and analyze, to be able to judge the situation, to detect the loopholes in others’ speech, and to speak clearly when it’s their turn, that is, to have the ability to speak nonsense with open eyes.
I seem to be very talented for this, and I killed the Quartet after playing a few games.
This time was similar. After 7 rounds, I only lost once, and I played with Wen Yang twice. The cooperation was tacit, and it felt like returning to the carefree time before.
Those who lost were punished by drawing lots. When seeing Yu Mingjie, a strong man, being hugged by Princess Guo Yu, everyone at the table burst out laughing.
"No, you guys are obviously old fritters, and we always lose. Let's play with someone else."
"I don't have enough IQ to find any excuses. Yu Yang was not as good as he played for the first time, but it was Yu Mingjie who made him take all the punishments. Just now I was ashamed to say that I would."
"Go, go, sir, this is pure, who is like you who talk nonsense all the time, especially Shi Shan, when you lie, your face is neither red nor white, sinister villain."
I blinked, spread my hands and said, "I was also killed by you gangsters several times." Playing well also has its disadvantages. In the last two rounds, no one believed what I said, and I was cast to death for no reason. , the real injustice.
"Then change to one that depends on luck, let's fight for character." Yu Yang suggested.
King game, poker cards 1 to 10 plus 11 cards of the king, each of the 10 people draws one card, and the remaining one is placed in the middle of the table.
"Hahaha..." Yu Mingjie looked at the cards, turned them over on the table, and put his hands on his hips: "My lord, it's finally time for me to show my skills. Come, come, come, draw 5 and give 6 a slap."
"It hurts you too much, no, how can I slap you, how can a girl do it?" Wei Tong protested.
Yu Mingjie waved his hand and said: "Girls have the privilege to exchange lottery for punishment, and men have to do as there is no exception. You can't let this go by."
Yu Yang adjusted his glasses and said, "Then change your cards."
Yu Mingjie pushed aside the king in his hand, and happily reached for the card in the middle. After getting the card, his expression became very exciting.
Yu Yang turned over the cards in his hand, "I'm 5, show who is 6." After speaking, he shook his right wrist, as if he was ready to open the fan at any time.
"I'm not."
"I'm not."
"Neither do I."
…
Everyone's eyes finally focused on Yu Mingjie,
Yu Mingjie blushed, turned over the cards, and cursed in a low voice: "Grandma, you idiot..."
Proper Heart 6…
Hahaha... The whole private room burst out laughing.
It should also be that he was unlucky today. In the next few rounds, he dug holes for himself.
"7 kisses drawn 3." Tang Lin said.
As soon as the words fell, the private room exploded.
"That's good, hahaha... why didn't I think of it? Haha..."
"What are you talking about?" Wei Tong directly kicked Yu Mingjie beside him.
Guo Yu said: "Of course we old men are fine, how about you girls?"
"Anyway, I'm fine. If you don't want to, just draw lots and see if you can afford it." Tang Lin said indifferently.
It doesn't matter to her, it doesn't mean that the other girls are also like this. They blushed with shyness, like Jiang Ning, who usually doesn't talk very much, and blushes even when answering questions.
"Okay, if you don't want to, just draw lots, come here... flop!" Yu Mingjie greeted enthusiastically.
As soon as the cards were revealed, I, who had been sitting firmly on Mount Tai as a spectator, had a very bad complexion. I stared at the 7 of Hearts in front of me, wishing to poke a hole out. When I saw Yu Mingjie holding a 3, my complexion became even better. up.
Crack... This idiot possessed by the spirit has put me in it too.
Haha... There was another burst of laughter, but this time I was not among the people laughing.
Yu Mingjie rubbed his big head, and said awkwardly: "Then let's draw lots to see, or change the truth and take risks."
Tang Lin disagreed and said, "That's not okay. Did you agree just now? How come you can't do it yourself?"
I rubbed my brain with a headache, and said, "You didn't say kiss when you made the rules? Hands are also kisses."
"That's right, we'll do it ourselves." Yu Mingjie said happily, slapping his thigh.
Tang Lin was a little dissatisfied, but didn't say anything.
I looked at Yu Mingjie's big black bear paw with a dark face, I couldn't get my mouth out no matter what.
Yu Mingjie thought I was a clean freak, and asked hesitantly, "How about I wash my hands first?"
My face is getting darker...
When other people saw us like this, some of them just laughed and collapsed on the sofa, bending down one by one with their hands on their stomachs, laughing until their stomachs hurt.
In the end, I almost humiliated and kissed the back of Yu Mingjie's hand. All the success and pride after rebirth were ruined by this kiss.
While I was feeling annoyed, suddenly there was an extra bottle of water in front of me. I took it and was about to thank you, but when I looked up at Wen Yang, I was taken aback for a moment.