Xing Lixuan is just at the age of youthful vigor, and he has been without it for so long, he is going to be driven crazy by Yu Antong.
However, Yu Antong was still lying under him and blinked at him: "Husband, move quickly, I will count for you."
Xing Lixuan was doing push-ups, gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "Little villain, just wait for me!"
Yu Antong kissed Xing Lixuan especially cooperatively when he pressed him down, and said provocatively: "If you have the ability, come now."
The veins on Xing Lixuan's forehead tensed up, and a drop of sweat fell to the corner of Yu Antong's mouth with his movements. Before he raised his hand to wipe it off, Yu Antong stretched out his tongue and licked it.
Something exploded in Xing Lixuan's head.
In the end, the exercise still couldn't continue, the two ruaed each other all over the place, except for no negative distance contact, they did everything else they could do.
Fairy Yu was hugged by Xing Lixuan and took a bath, then fell asleep contentedly.
Xing Lixuan stared at Yu Antong's exquisite face for a while, wrote another sum in the account book, put his arms around him and closed his eyes.
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On the weekend, Yu Antong's driving coach sent him a message asking when he would be free to learn to drive.
Yu Antong felt guilty for a while, since he passed the theory test of subject one, he never went to the driving school again.
First of all, the month is old and preparations are made for production. When Xiaonian was born, all my thoughts were on Xiaonian, and I forgot about learning to drive.
He is quite free when he is free, he is so free that he thinks about how to drive the train with Xing Lixuan every day.
Yu Antong was about to reply to the coach, saying that he would go now, when he typed half of the words, he suddenly deleted them all.
He remembered a social news that he saw some time ago: A student was learning to drive, but he mistook the gas pedal for the brake, stepped on it, and smashed through the wall of the driving school...
Because of this incident, many jokes related to learning to drive have emerged.
"The coach asked what was the first step in the car? When the seat belt stretched to the mouth, he said it was a condom."
"There used to be a tree in the driving school, but it disappeared when I went there."
"One foot of the gas pedal drove the coach into the stinky ditch, and was then dismissed by the driving school."
"I got my driver's license and learned all kinds of swearing methods from the coach."
Yu Antong laughed like crazy when he saw these jokes before, but now he is being urged to learn how to drive by the coach, so he can't laugh anymore.
Yu Antong believed that with his IQ level, he would never make such a joke, but everything happened in case, he couldn't trust his hot search physique.
What if it gets on social news again!
When the Immortal Banquet was not well-known, he asked Han Lele's "blessing" to make social headlines, which was already embarrassing enough, and made him laugh for a long time.
With his current popularity in the country, if he was on the social news again, he would be ridiculed by netizens all over the country. Maybe the previous incident would be picked up again and laughed at.
After all, netizens are all idlers.
Yu Antong couldn't bear this risk, she was ashamed.
Yu Antong: Coach, wait for me for another two weeks.
Yu Antong thought for a moment, made a very prudent decision, and clicked send!
Then he shouted Xing Lixuan outside the door with a loud voice: "Husband~"
Xing Lixuan, who was watering the rose garden in the yard, patted the dust off his hands, came in and said, "What do you want me to do?"
Yu Antong said with a cute face: "My husband, teach me how to drive."
In view of Yu Antong's bad record of driving the train at home every day during this period, Xing Lixuan was so discolored by him that he automatically interpreted the driving in his words as pornography.
So when he heard his words, Xing Lixuan blurted out: "It's broad daylight, don't act blindly."
It's true that when parents are not at home, this little workman is like a goblin who has lifted the restriction, wandering around endlessly.
When it comes to driving, who can compare to this little workman.
Yu Antong didn't know why Xing Lixuan reacted so strongly: "I just asked you to teach me how to drive, and I didn't want to drive with you. As for such a big reaction?"
Xing Lixuan was full of doubts: "Do you really want to learn how to drive?"
"Ang, otherwise!"
It was only then that Xing Lixuan realized that Yu Antong really wanted to learn to drive, this time he was overthinking, but what did Yu Antong say later.
Xing Lixuan coughed and said, "Didn't you apply for a driving school?"
It's no wonder that he was thinking wrong, Yu Antong clearly signed up for the driving school, so why did he think it was right and wanted him to teach him.
Yu Antong said: "I've heard people say that the coaches are very fierce and even curse at others. You should teach me how to drive first, and then I'll go to the driving school to practice."
Xing Lixuan frowned: "Did they scold you?"
"No, no." Yu Antong hurriedly clarified to the coach who hadn't met him a few times, "I haven't learned to drive yet, how can I be scolded, I don't see what others say, I'm afraid that when I go to learn to drive, when the time comes It’s easy to make mistakes when you’re nervous, so, can you teach me first?”
"Study now?"
Xing Lixuan agreed and didn't take it seriously. After all, he felt that learning to drive was quite easy. He remembered that he started learning how to drive not long after.
But they didn't want to get divorced because of this.
The villa they live in is built against the mountain, and there is a road around the mountain behind. Usually there are few vehicles. It is said to be a road around the mountain, but it is very wide, with small curves and a bright view. It is a good training ground for beginners.
Xing Lixuan drove his car out of the garage: "You take the co-pilot first, and I'll take you for a walk."
After Yu Antong got into the car, he said to Xing Lixuan in a good mood: "My husband loves you, okay?"
He had no idea that he would have an argument with Xing Lixuan an hour later.
"The far left is the clutch, the right is the brake and accelerator, and the left foot is on the clutch to start the ignition."
Xing Lixuan told Yu Antong the basics while turning the key to start the car.
"When shifting gears, shift to first gear first, do not overstep the gear, slowly lift the left foot to release the clutch..."
Taking Yu Antong around, Xing Lixuan asked: "How is it, do you understand?"
Yu Antong shook her head, with a straight face: Teacher, I don't know how to do this question.
Xing Lixuan said patiently: "What didn't you understand?"
Yu Antong said very frankly: "I don't understand anything. It's on the feet and hands. I can't tell at all. You said so much at once, and I didn't remember any of them."
Yu Antong felt that this was not his problem. How could a car idiot who was just learning to drive remember a series of so many operations.
Student Yu is very confident. Since it's not his problem, it must be the coach's teaching method is wrong.
He boldly questioned Coach Xing: "Should I teach it step by step? For example, you teach me to shift gears or turn the steering wheel first?"
Xing Lixuan himself thought it was simple, and didn't think what Yu Antong said was worth practicing alone.
But since Yu Antong can't remember what he said, it doesn't matter if he teaches like this.
"get off."
The two got out of the car and exchanged driving seats. Yu Antong sat in and Xing Lixuan was the co-pilot to guide.
"Practice starting the ignition first." Xing Lixuan said, "Depress the left foot clutch to the end..."
At the beginning, the two were calm, and even the atmosphere was warm and loving. After an hour:
Seeing that Yu Antong was about to hit the roadbed with his car, Xing Lixuan stretched out his hand to pull the steering wheel: "If you turn the corner and don't turn the steering wheel, are you going to hit it and die in love with me?"
"Ah, don't move my steering wheel, I know I have to turn the steering wheel to the left, am I doing it!"
Xing Lixuan was speechless for a while: "Since turning the steering wheel is so slow, then press the clutch and drive slowly."
Yu Antong retorted: "The speed of the car is already very slow, how can it be slower! I want to learn to drive, not to learn to be a snail."
Xing Lixuan gradually lost his patience, and it was too exhausting to teach Yu Antong to drive: "You have a rule to draw a line during the test. With your speed and reaction, you will definitely cross the line."
Yu Antong became irritated by being told all the time: "I know, I know, don't talk about it anymore, I'm just starting to learn, it is necessary to strictly follow the standards"
Xing Lixuan took a deep breath and calmed himself down. It's nothing, isn't it even if he taught it dozens of times and didn't teach it, okay, don't worry, he isn't in a hurry.
Since Yu Antong wants to drive fast, let him experience it first, he said: "Press the clutch to shift to second gear."
Yu Antong exerted great strength on his hand, and hung it several times, wishing to break the gear, but the gear lever still didn't move at all.
Yu Antong clicked his tongue: "I can't hang up, what's going on?"
Xing Lixuan took two deep breaths, but it didn't work: "Depress the clutch to the end, how many times have I said it?! If you don't press the clutch to the end, you will change gears, of course you won't be able to engage."
"I know, don't be fierce to me! The more fierce you are, the less I will."
"Stop for a while, step on the brakes, and pull over for a rest." Xing Lixuan felt that it was necessary for Yu Antong to practice on the spot for two days before going on the road, otherwise his blood pressure would soar due to Yu Antong's anger at a young age.
As soon as the words fell, the car's accelerator pedal slammed.
Xing Lixuan's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: "That's the gas pedal, let you step on the brake..."
Before he finished speaking, he slammed on the brakes, and he fell forward suddenly due to inertia, and then was pulled back by the seat belt and leaned back hard.
"Slow on the brakes, slow on the brakes! How many times have I said it! Why can't I remember." Xing Lixuan lowered the window, grabbed a handful of hair up irritably, looked out the window, took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.
He used to think that only incompetent people would yell and solve problems. Now he finally understands those people. It is really difficult to keep one's sanity when facing some idiots. If you can solve the problem calmly, no one will want to yell. Call.
Yu Antong was upset when Xing Lixuan yelled at him. He began to regret letting Xing Lixuan teach him. He was not professional at all, and his attitude was even worse. I am afraid that those driving school coaches are more gentle than him!
When he calmed down a bit, Xing Lixuan said: "I know why those coaches love to swear. If the students are like you, if they don't swear to vent, he will go crazy."
Yu Antong exploded, jumped over the central controller, and jumped on Xing Lixuan: "Xing Lixuan, do you want to fight!"
Xing Lixuan caught him: "I'm already stupid, if I fight again, I'm afraid I'll be beaten even more stupid."
"Why am I so stupid?! Obviously you taught me wrong." Yu Antong bit his shoulder, "I can't live this life anymore! Divorce! Let's leave now!"
Xing Lixuan slapped Yu Antong's ass: "Idiot! Don't talk about divorce casually."
"Big idiot! Never leave, never leave!"
Xing Lixuan laughed when he heard the words: "Little idiot."
Xing Lixuan thought to himself, he really fell on Yu Antong in this life.
Even if she is arguing with Yu Antong, she still thinks Yu Antong is so cute and loves him so much.
It seems that it is impossible for him to really quarrel with Yu Antong in this life.
Seeing Xing Lixuan laughing, Yu Antong didn't hold back, and also laughed: "Big idiot, I'm arguing with you, don't laugh!"
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Author: It’s useless to learn it. Jinjiang Chache is grateful to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2020-03-14 00:58:40~2020-03-15 01:48:17~
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