Every Day I Sleep, My Soul Goes Out of My Body

Chapter 25: Cat family

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Mi Li was lying on the sofa, fiddling with his mobile phone with his claws, and sent an announcement to the tenant group: [The landlord has been away for a few days, and I will contact you by text message. 】

She is a cat now, and there are many things she can't do. She can only wait until she brings her body back, and she doesn't know when the next time will be. I hope it won't take too long, otherwise her body will stink.

Grain of rice jumped off the sofa, ran to the cupboard, and took out the cat food. Since you have become a cat, then eat cat food obediently, so as not to eat Xiaobai's stomach. She had tasted it before, and it felt okay, not so hard to accept.

After eating, Mi Ni wiped his mouth and paws with a towel, then went back to the living room, put a comfortable poss on the sofa, held the remote control, and changed the table at will.

After watching it for a while, the sleepiness surged up, Mi Ni hit a hache, turned off the TV, curled up into a ball, and closed his eyes to sleep.

The night was getting dark, and the room was silent, only the sound of cars on the road came from the window from time to time.

At this moment, the sound of the key turning suddenly came from the door, Mi Grain's ears moved slightly, and he opened his eyes in a daze, and a beam of light came in from the slowly opening door.

Mi Li was puzzled, stuck his head out from the armrest of the sofa, saw a figure sneaking in, gently closed the door, and glanced around with a pair of bright eyes.

Mi Li quickly confirmed the identity of the uninvited guest: a thief!

She just made an announcement during the day, and a thief came to her door at night, and she didn't know how the news was leaked. Could it be that there are thieves in her tenants

Mi Li picked up his mobile phone, jumped off the sofa lightly, and jumped under the cabinet like a ghost, staring at him with a pair of shiny cat eyes.

The thief was unaware, and the cat was ready to sneak into the bedroom, looking for valuables.

Just as he was about to touch the doorknob, the lights in the living room suddenly turned on. The thief was blinded by surprise, raised his head in confusion, and his face was photographed by the mobile phone camera.

Before he could figure out the situation, the TV screen was automatically turned on, the volume was turned to maximum, and a deafening advertisement sounded in the living room: [Everyone is worried about gifts, I will give Arctic fur seal oil! 】

The thief's hair exploded, watching the TV in horror, and then nervously looking around, trying to find the person who was doing the trouble. However, in the spacious and bright living room, there was no extra person.

Mi Ni, who was hiding in the dark, showed a contempt for the thief, stretched out his claws, turned on the stereo, and randomly ordered a mighty and majestic Dahua military song: [The wind is roaring, the horse is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring … 】

The high-pitched and loud singing is very penetrating, almost awakening the residents of the entire building, and the curses are one after another.

"Shout you paralyzed, call you paralyzed, which turtle grandson, the military song in the middle of the night!"

"Fuck you, uncle, and let no one sleep!"

"Ma Dan, are you sick?!"

The movement outside was getting louder and louder, and the thief finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Behind him, the lights in the living room went out, the screen went black, and the music stopped. A kitten paced out of the darkness, raised its paws, and slowly closed the door that wasn't closed, and everything was calm again.

Tonight was destined to be the night of the thief's stumble. As soon as he rushed out of the corridor, he was blocked by the tenants who came out to check the situation. Seeing him dressed like a shanzhai special soldier, where do you not know what he is here for? Immediately swarmed up, punching and kicking him to subdue him.

Before sneaking into Mi Li's house, he had already stole a household. The backpack contained 2,000 cash, a mobile phone, a tablet and several gold utensils.

Mi Li stood on the balcony and watched the thief being taken away by the police. He did some self-examination in his heart, and felt that it was necessary to strengthen the anti-theft measures in Qingwei's home to prevent similar things from happening again.

The next day, the tenants were talking about the thieves that happened last night and asking each other who was the one who played the military song. Everyone now understands that the man played the military song to frighten the thief and remind other tenants. Although the method is simple and crude, it is very effective.

Mi Li has no interest in the discussion of the crowd, and she is communicating with Xiao Bai at the moment. This morning, Xiaobai's consciousness suddenly woke up, and he sensed her presence and tried to get close to her. The two groups of consciousness are like magnets of the same pole, repelling each other, and finally, the rice grains are mercilessly expelled from its body under the cheerful pursuit of Xiaobai.

Consciousness escaped, and then was sucked into another space by a huge suction...

Mi Li suddenly opened his eyes, sat up from the bed, patted his frightened little heart, and gradually recovered from the sudden weightlessness.

He lowered his head and checked his body. He was still wearing the house clothes he used to wear, and his feet were wrapped in gauze. After confirming that his soul had returned to his body, Mi Grain finally breathed a sigh of relief.

A pair of men's slippers were placed under the bed. She put them on, grew a full circle, and dragged out of the room, looking for Old Bai.

"Are you awake?" As soon as he walked into the yard, he heard Lao Bai's low voice coming from not far away.

Mi Li looked back and saw that Bai Chen was standing in front of the kitchen, his shirt was half-open, and a piece of his clothes was tucked into his trousers at will. Slim jeans wrapped his two long straight legs, and on his feet were a pair of slippers of the same style as Mi Li's. , walked over slowly.

"Come here." Yi Baichen took her into the kitchen, helped her fill a basin of wash water, and brought her a brand new set of toiletries.

"Thank you." Rice grains with messy hair, brushed and washed without any image under the gaze of Bai Chen.

"Your clothes are dirty, put on mine for now." Bai Chen handed her a shirt and a pair of slacks.

"Oh." Mi Li took a look and asked casually, "Are there any underwear to change?"

Analyzing Bai Chen: "...No."

Mi Li looked melancholy: "Life without underwear is incomplete."

There is a relationship between underwear and life!

Analyzing Bai Chen faintly said: "If you don't mind, you can wear mine."

"Wear yours? I really mind!" Mi Li gave him a disgusting look, "Haven't you heard a word? Panties and women can't be shared."

Analyzing Bai Chen: "..." Where did you come from so much? !

"Forget it, for now, I'll prepare myself next time." Mi Li walked into the room with the clothes. Take off your home clothes and put on a shirt and trousers that are a few sizes larger. A string was tied around the waist, and the sleeves and trousers were rolled up, barely visible.

After looking at the changed home clothes, he touched the pendant on his neck again, Mi Ni decided to wait until the time was up to take off all the things on his body that did not belong to him, and see if he could bring his body back this time.

"Is it ready?" Ana Baichen knocked on the door.

"Okay." Mi Li ran out, unable to control his strength for a while, causing the wound on his foot to hurt a little, and when he opened the door, his face was twisted.

"What's wrong?" Ana Baichen looked at her strangely.

"My feet hurt." Mi Li put her feet on her feet, looking aggrieved.

"Why are you so inattentive? Did you forget that you still have injuries on your feet?" Yi Baichen picked her up by the waist and placed her on the rocking chair in the yard to bask in the sun.

Mi Ni was lying comfortably on the rocking chair, swaying his two calves, and said comfortably: "Old Bai, in the future, I will plant a big banyan tree in the yard and hang a swing. I can swing for a day."

Analyzing Baichen sneered: "Swing for a day? I'm afraid you'll feel like throwing up."

"That's why," Mi Li gave him a pitiful look, "you're still single, and it's not without reason."

Analyzing Baichen gave her a deep look, but said nothing.

"By the way, Xiaobai was sent away by me." Mi Li said, "I'll send it over next time when I have a chance."

"Send it away? Where did it go? When did it go away?" Bai Chen asked several questions in a row.

"I'll tell you later." Mi Li waved his hand, "You don't have to worry about it, it's fine."

Analyzing Baichen nodded, no more questions, he took out his cell phone from his pocket and handed it to her: "You play for a while by yourself, I'll cook."

"Okay." Mi Li took the phone and asked, "What's the password?"

"654321." Bai Chen turned around and walked into the kitchen.

Mi Li muttered while entering the password: "It's really old Bai's style." She didn't realize what kind of trust Yan Baichen gave her the phone.

The screen of his mobile phone is pure blue, without any pattern, it looks very monotonous.

Mi Li helped him download a theme wallpaper, and after changing it, he immediately felt a lot more pleasing to the eye.

Instead of flipping through his information, she opened a video software and was about to find a movie to watch.

At this moment, a cat meowing suddenly came not far away. Mi Li subconsciously thought it was Xiao Bai, looked up, and saw a tabby cat standing on the wall, looking at her curiously with a pair of golden cat pupils.

"Hi, little cutie, hello." Mi Li greeted it kindly.

The tabby cat jumped off the wall, walked over to her, and circled a few times.

【Unfamiliar smell? Is it an alien feral cat? 】The piebald cat meowed twice, and Mi Li felt as if he could understand what it meant.

[Looks like those stupid humans, it's strange, it's the first time I've seen such a cat. ] The tabby cat walked around her a few times.

"...I'm not a cat."

【Not a cat? How can we have the behavior of our cat star people? 】The tabby cat gave her a contemptuous look, 【You can even get your own race wrong, you are so stupid. 】

Mi Li: "..." No, you misunderstood, I'm really not a cat.

[Hey, wild cat, this is my territory, don't make trouble. The mice in this house belong to you. If you can't catch the mice, you can't rob other people's food, otherwise don't blame me for being rude. 】The piebald cat snarled at her, then flicked its tail, walked out in a dignified manner, and when it jumped up the wall, it turned its head again and said, 【I will bring other cats over to recognize your face, lest you be bullied . 】

Seeing its figure disappearing from the wall, Mi Li was in a daze. Was she talking to a cat just now? How could she suddenly understand the language of the cat star people? Can you communicate with them normally? Could it be because she once possessed a cat

If so, can she understand the language of an animal as long as she is possessed by it? That's amazing too, right

Mi Li felt as if he had unlocked some incredible new skills.

In a trance, Yan Baichen walked over with firewood in his suit: "Are you ready to eat?"

Mi Li came back to his senses and was about to agree when suddenly he was surprised: "Huh? Why are there so many cats on the wall?"

Rice grains looked up and saw twenty or thirty cats standing scattered on the courtyard wall of dozens of meters. They were black, white, gray, flowers, and yellow. The cats were of different colors and sizes.

So, the piebald cat really brought its little friends to recognize the face...