Every Day I Sleep, My Soul Goes Out of My Body

Chapter 33: Puchi

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"Your courier, please sign for it." The courier brother handed a package to Mi Grain.

After signing for the rice grains, he took the package back to the room and stared at the messy delivery address, a strange feeling arose in his heart.

She opened the package with a paper cutter and removed several packets of seeds from it. These are the plant seeds that she photographed in T Bao that only exists in another world, Qianhuicai, python bamboo and sleeve orchid, all of which are suitable for potted ornamental plants.

The rice grain was originally just an experiment, but I didn't expect it to be successful. The things bought through the online shopping platform of another world can be successfully delivered to this world, which is simply a bug!

Thinking of the exhaustion she felt after waking up last time, she wondered if she had acted as a courier across time and space in her sleep? Now let's see if Bai Chen also received another thing she photographed on T Bao.

Qiming Village is relatively remote, and express delivery cannot be delivered to the door, so it can only be picked up in the town. But Baichen's mobile phone was in her hand, and the courier couldn't reach him, so she wrote in the remarks that the courier would deliver it to the door, and the buyer would pay the additional delivery fee.

In Qiming Village, Bai Chen received an express package of unknown origin, which cost 65 yuan in additional shipping fees.

When I opened the package, I saw a pack of 9 pieces of 9 lollipops inside.

Analyzing Baichen: "..." After receiving a package of 9 yuan and 9 lollipops after spending 65 yuan for shipping, he almost wondered if someone deliberately used this method to make money.

I have to say, the liars are getting more and more cunning now...

She took out three flower pots, selected suitable soil and planted the seeds one by one according to the cultivation method in the manual. If all goes well, sprouts can be sprouted within three days.

After doing all this, Mi Li took to the Weibo account to share the photos and videos taken by the girl with the ponytail in Qiming Village to her fans. In addition to the jujube-picking monkey brother and the snake-fighting cat boss, the purple-red jujube, which is shaped like an egg, has also attracted the attention of many people.

[Blogger, what kind of fruit is that? looks very tasty. 】

【Is it a newly cultivated variety? Where is it for sale? 】

【Buy, buy! 】

Mi Li occasionally sells one or two home-made handicrafts on Weibo or forwards lucky draws, so her fans will respond enthusiastically when they see something they are interested in.

The things she sells are often novel and unique, well-made, and definitely worth the money.

Mi Li didn't expect that the netizens in this world pay the most attention to Yanzao, she thought for a while, and replied: [This is Yanzao, it is indeed a new variety, and it is very delicious. However, there are currently no extras for sale. I'll let you know when it's in stock next time. 】

She can now buy yanzao through T Bao, but the quality of online products is uneven, and it is far less secure than that of Qiming Village. Why should she seek farther

In the evening, before the rice grains went to bed, I wondered if Bai Chen had bought a mousetrap, and whether the mice in the house could be wiped out...

The thoughts drifted away gradually, and it was pitch black all around, except for the rustling of the leaves in the night wind.

A pair of bright eyes suddenly appeared in the darkness where the fingers could not be seen.

There was an unpleasant stench in the air, mixed with the smell of wet soil of plants and trees, which abruptly awakened the consciousness of rice grains.

Standing in the dark wooden house, she looked around and quickly determined her situation. She was in a chicken coop, holding two eggs with grass clippings and yellow and white in her hands.

From the eyes that can see at night, the smooth fur and sharp claws, it can be judged that she is possessed by some kind of animal this time.

Rice grain put the egg down, strode four short legs, and swishly slipped out of the chicken coop.

She climbed to a pile of firewood, and through the moonlight, she saw Yi Baichen's big mansion at a glance, and then she felt relieved.

Then, she looked down at herself again, and it took a long while to determine her breed—the weasel.

The weasel was apparently stealing eggs from the chicken coop when she came through, and might kill all those poor chickens later.

The grain of rice jumped into the grass, wiped his dirty claws, got familiar with his new body, and then ran towards the house where Bai Chen was.

Yan Baichen, who had promised not to stay up late, was still typing in the room at this time, with a lollipop in his mouth, his expression was solemn, and his fast-moving fingers left trails of afterimages on the keyboard.

At this moment, a head suddenly poked out from the half-opened window, and a pair of round eyes flashed a faint blue light in the darkness.

[Old Bai, what time is it? 】The erratic voice sounded faintly in the room.

"It's after 1:00 in the morning." Yi Baichen replied fluently, then he paused, turned his head to look, and suddenly met a pair of blue eyes.

Analyzing Bai Chen: "..." What the hell

Rice grains climbed the edge of the window, crawled into the room, clapped his claws, erected his slender body, and rushed out Bai Chen to say hello: [yo~~]

Analyzing Bai Chen: "..."

Mi Li ignored his strange expression, ran to the large mirror on the closet, and looked at himself carefully. He was covered in light brown fur, covered with a layer of white hair from his chin to his belly, round ears, and a big fluffy tail. cute.

After a while of smugness, the grain of rice rubbed against Yi Baichen's side, stretched his neck and looked at the screen.

[… Ziwei, even though I am sorry to the world, I have never been sorry to you in the slightest. Today I give you this life to fulfill your righteousness. In the next life, you will never leave me alone, and we will live and die together. 】

Mi Li: In this tragic tone, a certain white is obviously writing a dog blood newspaper article again. Also, why is the heroine called "Ziwei"! Is the male protagonist called "Erkang"? Can you dance in minutes? !

Analyzing Bai Chen closed this document and replaced it with the inspirational food article without changing his face.

"Are you a weasel this time?" He nodded clearly, "A lot of poultry died in the village recently, so you did it."

Rice grain fried hair: [What you, you, you, I don't carry this pot! 】

The weasel is known as Huang Daxian in the folk. Although it is fierce and vengeful, it farts when it disagrees, but it swims, climbs trees, climbs walls, drills holes, and is proficient in all eighteen martial arts. More importantly, it Still no less than a little mouse-catcher who is not inferior to a cat!

Mi Li felt that it was not unreasonable for her to become a weasel, because her desire to catch mice was too strong.

Not much nonsense, at night is the time when mice are active, and she must use her talents.

"Where are you going?" Seeing her jumping up the window sill, Bai Chen reached out to catch her, but she didn't catch a single hair.

The rice grains disappeared after leaving a sentence [Protect the family and defend the country].

Analyzing Bai Chen: You are a weasel and you are thankful that you don't harm poultry, and you still keep a woolen home and a woolen country? ?

After seeing no rice grains coming back for a whole night, Bai Chen waited until 3 am, leaning on the head of the bed and fell asleep groggyly.

Half asleep, half awake, I heard the door scratching faintly.

Analyzing Baichen opened his eyes, wiped his messy hair at will, put on his slippers and walked towards the door.

Open the door, there is no one outside.

[Old Bai, good morning. 】A refreshing voice came from below.

Looking down, Xi Baichen saw a light brown weasel standing at the door, and behind her, the corpses of more than a dozen mice were neatly placed. Among them, one or two were not completely dead, and their bodies twitched a few times from time to time.

Analyzing Bai Chen: "..."

【This is the result of my one night, how about it? 】Rice wagged his tail with a praising expression.

Bai Chen turned around silently, took the broom and dustpan, carried the rice grains aside, then swept all the mouse carcasses into the dustpan, strode out of the yard, and threw them out of the wall, letting the cats in the village go on their own. take.

Mi Li followed behind him with an unhappy face: [I caught so many mice for you, don't you say thank you? 】

"Are the mouse traps I bought all decorations? Do you need them to catch them?" Yan Baichen stared at her, and asked in a stern tone, "You didn't eat those mice, did you?"

【… No. 】Although after she became a weasel, she thought that the mouse meat looked delicious, but she still had a little dignity as a human being.

"Better not!" Bai Chen picked her up with one hand and walked towards the inner room.

【What are you doing? 】The rice grains are in a U shape on his waist.

"Take a bath." After catching mice all night, this guy must not be covered with bacteria and viruses!

Bai Chen took a bucket of warm water, then tore off the rice grains from her waist, put it into the bucket, poured the shower gel, and rubbed it finely until she was covered in foam.

【correct. 】 Mi Li wiped his face with his claws, and said, "I took your cell phone away, I will bring it to you next time. 】

"No, you can use it if you like." Yi Baichen scooped a spoonful of water with a spoon and poured it down the top of his head to wash off the foam. The fur was all sticking together, and it looked thin and ugly.

Bai Chen took the grain of rice out of the barrel, put it on the chair, wrapped her in a towel and wiped it carefully.

Mi Li took time to show his head and said: [I will buy you a new one, which brand do you like? 】

"casual."

[Then buy a price of 5000, although it is not particularly high-end, but the basic functions are complete. 】Analyzing Bai Chen doesn't have many friends, and usually doesn't even have a phone number. Apart from surfing the Internet and editing, his cell phone is basically useless.

"Yeah." Yi Baichen helped her dry the water droplets, then took off his clothes, went to the bathroom to rinse, then wrapped in a bath towel, carried her back to the room, took out the hairdryer, and helped her hair Blow dry.

The fluffy and soft hair is gradually fluffy and undulating in the warm wind.

Mi Li squinted her eyes comfortably, enjoying Bai Chen's service An Ran.

After the hair was dry, Mi Li adhered to the principle of etiquette, took out a pair of scissors from the drawer, manipulated it with both claws, and then said to Bai Chen with great interest: "I'll cut your hair for you. 】

Analyzing Baichen spit out three words without hesitation: "I refuse."

【My technique is very good. 】The rice grains fiddled with the scissors, expressing confidently.

Analyzing Baichen looked at her two little claws, hehe said: I believe in your evil.

Mi Li replaced the scissors with a razor and was eager to try: [Then I will help you shave your beard. 】

"Rejection!" Bai Chen's attitude was still so firm.

Mi Li looked at him faintly: Is this the man who made her heart? Neither considerate nor gentle, what does she like about him? ?

In his anger, he heard a puff, and a pale white mist sprayed out from the back of his tail, scattering in all directions.

Analyzing Bai Chen: "..."

Rice Weasel Grain: [… ]

At this moment, she chose to die.