Weasel's farts are not only stinky, but also have a paralyzing effect. They can be called biochemical weapons. Super buffs that do not expel negative effects can't stand it at all.
Analyzing Bai Chen endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold back. When he was about to scramble for the door and flee, Mi Li covered his face first and jumped out of the window with an "ahhh".
There is an indescribable smell in the room, which lasts for a long time. Even if the doors and windows are opened, the medicine is disinfected, and the sheets, bedding, curtains and curtains are all cleaned again, it will be impossible to live in within a day or two. That's right, the weasel's fart is so powerful.
The grains of rice ran all the way to the river, jumped down with a thud, tumbling and washing the smell from his body. Thirty or forty minutes later, she walked back dejectedly, all wet, her ears drooping on the sides, and she looked pitiful.
Analyzing Baichen looked funny, wrapped her in a bath towel, and said lightly: "My bedroom is temporarily unavailable, you have to be responsible."
[I will help you clean up another room. 】The grain of rice sat on his lap.
"What are you doing with a sad face?" Yi Baichen comforted her, "Who hasn't farted yet?"
Is that fart she put? It's clearly poisonous gas! Mi Li's expression darkened even more.
"Didn't you say you want to buy me a cell phone?" In order to divert her attention, Bai Chen took her to the courtyard and pushed the open notebook in front of her, "Help me pick it out."
Mi Li was sitting in his arms, staring intently at the computer screen, his two claws slashed in an exact manner.
Analyzing Baichen continued to wipe her hair, with tenderness and intimacy in his eyes that he didn't even notice himself.
【How about the silver gray one? ] Mi Li pointed at the picture of the phone on the screen and asked.
Analyzing Bai Chen took a look: "Not bad."
[Then this one. 】The rice grains are selected from big brands with good online reputation, and the quality is relatively guaranteed.
In addition to the mobile phone, Mi Li also bought a mobile phone card, and the number is only two digits away from Bai Chen's original number.
After doing this, Mi Li suddenly remembered something and asked: [By the way, what about those donkey friends? 】
"They came excitedly to grab a meal the day before yesterday, but when you weren't there, they left disappointed that afternoon." Bai Chen recounted calmly, using two emotional expressions "excited" and "disappointed" in the sentence. Words that express how traumatized her departure has caused others.
Mi Li leaned against his chest lazily, not understanding what he meant: [I have followed their Weibo, so I can keep in touch in the future. 】
"It's just a few strangers, what can I contact?" Bai Chen snorted coldly.
[I make friends all over the world, which is different from an otaku who has no friends like you. 】
"Haha. I don't have many friends, but my fans are all over the world, and they can form an army with a wave of their hands. Little monsters, know nothing of my influence."
【Ha ha. Although your "Analysis University" name is very loud, your "rainbow fart" vest is not too bad. If I reveal the news that the big analysis is a rainbow fart, do you think your fans will fight back collectively? 】
Analyzing Bai Chen dismissively: "You can try it."
【you sure? 】 Mi Li glanced at him suspiciously, not believing that this man didn't care about his reputation at all.
Analyzing Bai Chen made a gesture of invitation.
Mi Li opened his Weibo, hesitated for a long time but still didn't have the embarrassment to expose his vest, and finally thought of a compromise solution, in the name of Analysing University, Amway published Rainbow Fart's novel.
As soon as this Weibo was posted, it immediately attracted a lot of attention.
[Fuck, I've analyzed the big corpse! 】
[In my lifetime, I finally saw that Ana Da posted an unofficial Weibo. 】
[Where is this rainbow fart so holy? He could even let Ana Da help him make a call. 】
[The novels recommended by Analysing University are absolutely guaranteed, eat this Amway! 】
【Eat this Amway! 】
【Eat this Amway! 】
…
Fans have flocked to the Rainbow Fart column, which also includes a number of directors, writers and stars.
Then, they were all shocked by the title of the book in the column. "Tremble, ZZs! ", "Two Best Self-Destructing Lives", "Whoever Breaks My Heart Will Cut Off Its Head", "Donor Mo Fang", "Hot Wife and Husband"...
What the hell is this? ?
No, maybe it's just the name of the book that is shocking, maybe the story is particularly good.
With the last expectation, everyone bravely opened Rainbow Fart's novel.
ten minutes later.
【Fog grass! What am I watching? ? ? 】
【Ah, my titanium alloy dog eyes! 】
[Mama asked me why I smashed the keyboard and cried and made trouble like a snake spirit? 】
[Spicy chicken novels ruin my youth! 】
【Why should I be cheap? ! 】
[Seriously suspect that Analysing has been hacked, how could he know such little white text as Amway? 】
【Doubt 1】
[Back then, I only read brain-burning and suspenseful articles. Today, I actually read a dog-blood article with great interest... ]
[The IQ has dropped, and it will never come back. The big Amway is poisonous! 】
[Analysis, are you happy about the skin? 】
[I have always felt that every author's labor should be respected, but today, I was slapped in the face. The rainbow fart is big, your novel has successfully made me evolve into a violent troll, or the kind of low-level troll who directly attacks ginseng. Sir, allow me to take the liberty of greeting you and your family. 】
Let’s look at the messages under Analysing Weibo: “Blow up the great god of my family”, “When will the great god open a new article”, “Can we give priority to our publishing house when publishing new articles”, “Can you reserve the film and television copyright of the next article?” , "I beg the great god to hold a signing meeting, I will wait forever", "Great god, your writing touched me deeply, every character is so vivid", and so on.
Analysing University's writing is sharp and the structure is rigorous, and each novel is very secure. Over the past few years, a group of mentally mature and highly discerning old white readers have been kept in captivity. The impact of this dog blood newspaper article with a completely different style and broken views can be imagined.
[Hahahaha...] Rice grains laugh so much that their fur trembles.
Analyzing Baichen protected her with his hands to prevent her from rolling off his legs.
Now I just let them read Rainbow Fart's novel. If I let them know that Rainbow Fart and Xi Da are the same person, their worldview is estimated to be completely broken.
Mi Li felt that being a human being should be kinder, and continue to let their analysis live in their hearts as a great and upright image.
After reading the comments, Mi Li was in a particularly bright mood.
She jumped down from Yi Baichen's legs and said to Yi Baichen: "I'll clean up your room, and you can buy a few baskets of jujubes for me. 】
Before he could respond, the rice grains had already disappeared without a trace.
Bai Chen sighed helplessly, got up and went to the old farmhouse to buy jujube.
The side sleeper has been cleaned and it is not difficult to tidy up.
Ten minutes later, Yi Baichen came back with the donkey carrying two baskets of jujubes on its back.
Rice grains have also packed up the side bed. Although the layout is a bit simple, it will be fine for two days. As for the master bedroom full of poisonous gas, she plans to clean it up next time she comes over.
[My Yanzao~~] The rice grains are thrown into the basket, pick up a Yanzao and prepare to eat.
Analyzing Bai Chen quickly grabbed it with his eyes and hands: "You can eat it only after you wash it."
After he finished speaking, he walked into the kitchen with a few jujubes, and when he came out again, he saw a sleeping weasel lying on the basket. He raised his foot, kicked the basket, the weasel jumped up violently, saw a person standing beside him, his fur burst with fright, and then ran away in a hurry.
Analyzing Baichen looked at the direction where the weasel disappeared, his facial expression stuffed Yanzao into his mouth and took a heavy bite.
The two baskets that were originally placed in the yard were now only one left.
The grains of rice woke up in the scent of fruit, opened his eyes and found himself lying on the bed, dozens of jujubes scattered around him, and a bamboo basket was lying on the ground.
She wore it again, and brought back a basket of jujubes.
The rice grains got up from the bed and picked up the scattered jujubes one by one into the bamboo baskets, there were fifty-three in total.
After shopping online across time and space, she once again brought things from that world, and she used to bring things over. Does this mean she is more connected to that world