Chu Yu was frightened, and Chu Yu's soul flew away.
After this beating, the three-year friendship will be gone, okay? The protagonist's eyes are so sad, and the protagonist's face is so terrifying...
Seeing Chu Yu's sad face, Xie Xi was startled: "Brother, what's wrong?"
Chu Yu quickly interpreted: How dare I pretend to be beaten
Chu Yu lowered his head silently, looked at his fearsome hands, and said slowly and melancholy for a while, "Junior Brother..."
Xie Xi: "... big brother?"
Chu Yu burst into tears: "Xi'er..."
It was the first time that Chu Yu called him "Xi'er", Xie Xi's brows twitched, seeing Chu Yu's face as frosty and snowy, he couldn't help but feel worried. Could it be that scene last night... Big brother remember
The more he thought about it, the more panicked he became, and just as he was about to kneel down and admit his mistake, Chu Yu said sadly: "Brother didn't hit you on purpose..."
Xie Xi paused: "... Hit?"
Only then did he belatedly think of the two slaps he gave him last night, touched his face, stiffened for a moment, and said dryly: "It wasn't senior brother who slapped me, it was last night... Junior brother had a nightmare and accidentally slapped him." to myself."
Chu Yu looked at Xie Xi with painful eyes: "Needless to say, senior brother understands."
He was moved by the protagonist's compassion and generosity, but also a little guilty. Seeing that the slap marks are red and deep, and the slap was hard enough, he was really the upper body of the original owner last night, right
"Eldest brother?" Xie Xi watched in astonishment as Chu Yu pulled his hand over and pressed it to his face with a solemn face. The warm and jade-like touch came from between his fingers, and his fingertips couldn't help but tremble a little. The fire burned into his heart again, making him dizzy and even breathing a little short.
It was as if the intoxicating aroma of wine from last night filled the air again, obsessive and ambiguous.
Chu Yu said in a deep voice, "Call back."
Not calling back really makes my conscience feel uneasy, I can't hold my thighs securely...
Xie Xi pursed his lips and lowered his head to stare at Chu Yu who had his eyes closed. Seeing his long eyelashes trembling slightly, one knew how nervous he was.
Big brother is so unexpectedly cute...
Xie Xi secretly laughed, stroked Chu Yu's face, turned his eyes, and smiled like a little fox, but his tone was aggrieved and glutinous: "Why would the younger brother be willing to beat the senior brother? If the senior brother really wants to make amends , I will invite my junior brother to eat fish in the future."
His eyes were deep, staring at the delicate collarbone looming in Chu Yu's uncovered robes, he raised his eyebrows with unclear meaning, and bit each word accurately: "Junior brother really wants to eat fish."
Chu Yu shivered for no reason.
Opening his eyes, he looked at Xie Xi suspiciously: "If you want to eat fish, there should be some selling it around here."
Xie Xi's gaze was fixed on him for a long time, then he looked away, and said with a worried tone, "Right now... I'm not sure if I want to eat it or not. When I want to eat it, senior brother must give it to me."
Chu Yu, who knew nothing about it, nodded easily: "It's just a few fish."
Xie Xi smiled and said no more.
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Because he was drunk in that small town, he wasted time, and he hadn't enlightened the protagonist yet, let alone taught him how to flirt with girls. Chu Yu was very frustrated and listless when he was on his way.
But think about it carefully... Chu Yu, who has been single for twenty years and has never been surpassed, has never even lightened up her flirting skills, let alone teach the protagonist anything.
After being silent for a long time, Chu Yu tentatively tapped the system: "Aside from adding points and deducting points, what else can you do? Can you provide some strategies for flirting with girls?"
System 007: "It's my pleasure to serve you~ This system provides various strategies~ The host's current points: 320 points~Whether to spend 199 points to exchange for "Thirty-six Styles of Seduction"~"
Chu Yu: "What? Thirty-six moves? 199? Why not 200?"
System 007: "Ding ~ according to the host's wish ~ whether to spend 200 points to exchange for "Thirty-six Styles of Seduction"~"
WTF! ! !
After pondering for a long time, in order to train the protagonist to be a stud hero who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and girls meet upside down, Chu Yu still has a dark face, pained his flesh hard, and decided to exchange.
A book popped out in front of my eyes.
Chu Yu quickly stuffed the book into the storage ring, glanced at the slender figure in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief. After leaving that small town, Xie Xi suddenly became enlightened for some reason, and stopped running behind him to search for Sheng.
Otherwise, the book just popped up suddenly, and the child wouldn't be startled.
Shen Ning, who was full of Xie Xi's thoughts on life, didn't notice that Chu Yu was no longer by her side, she turned her head inadvertently, her eyes widened suddenly, she quickly glanced around, and retreated to Chu Yu's side.
"What's wrong, brother?"
Chu Yu shook his head as if nothing had happened: "It's nothing." He glanced at the mountain forest below, and then at the twilight sky. He had a plan in his heart and smiled slightly, "I'm a little tired of Yujian for a few days. Junior brother, do you want to enter the mountain?" Rest overnight?"
Xie Xi was worried about Chu Yu, how could he disagree. The two of them landed together on a flat ground in the mountains. Xie Xi held Chu Yu down to let him have a good rest, and then went to find firewood to hunt game.
It happened to be convenient for Chu Yu to read. Chu Yu slowly took out the "Thirty-Six Strategies to Seduce Girls", and just glanced at the cover, her eyebrows twitched uncontrollably.
Why are the men and women running naked on the cover? Why so high-definition uncensored? System, do you want to make trouble!
Quickly skipping the cover, Chu Yu turned to the first page and couldn't help whistling. Amazing my brother, it is actually full of pictures and texts.
The first type: hug the waist and look at each other.
Description: It is used when the auxiliary skill Hero saves the beauty is activated.
Detailed explanation: "A strong hand embraced her slender waist, and eyes as deep as the universe looked into her eyes."
Friendly reminder: ugly rejection.
The accompanying picture is still in GIF format and can move... In the picture, the man hugged the woman's waist, looked at each other affectionately, and then bowed his head and kissed her. At the end of the screen, a big pink heart appeared.
WTF! ! ! What the hell is this! ! !
Chu Yu closed the book expressionlessly.
Angry Chu Yu immediately knocked on the system: "Return the product!"
System 007: "Sorry~ Items sold in this system are non-refundable~"
Are you a profiteer? !
007 system: "Host, please be safe and don't be impatient ~ The dog's blood is well splashed ~ This is the trick ~ If it is used well ~ The effect of seductive girls will be very significant~ Meh~"
what! mud! coal!
Just at the sound of footsteps, Chu Yu had no time to argue with the system, and frantically put away the book in his hand. Xie Xi, holding firewood in his left hand and a pheasant in his right, came slowly, raised his eyebrows, and looked strangely: "What book were you reading just now?"
Chu Yu coughed dryly: "...the exercises."
Xie Xi didn't pursue further, he started the fire diligently, and then sat by the pool to take care of the pheasant diligently. Seeing this, Chu Yu carefully tapped the system again: "I don't care! Give me another one with a normal painting style! Otherwise, I will give you a bad review!"
The system was silent for a while: "If the host insists on changing~ please spend 10 points to confirm the replacement~"
Chu Yu gritted his teeth: "Is the painting style normal?"
System: "As you wish~Would you like to spend 10 points to replace the "Handbook for Seduction"~"
Chu Yu bitterly clicked to confirm, and the system's notification sound came from his ear, and then he carefully took out the replacement handbook for flirting with girls. As usual, he glanced at the cover, and Chu Yu almost jumped up.
Nima's face is indescribable!
The goblins are fighting huh huh!
Why is it more yellow!
This shit must not be a serious system!
He complained wildly in his heart, and suddenly a clear voice with a slight smile sounded behind him: "What are you looking at, senior brother? Junior brother also wants to see."
Chu Yu immediately stuffed the book into the storage ring like a fire, twitched her eyebrows, and turned her head. Xie Xi had already dealt with the pheasant at some point, and he was holding a slender branch in his hand, with the unlucky pheasant stuck in it. He leaned over and stared curiously at Chu Yu's storage ring.
… He saw it!
This was Chu Yu's first thought.
Little kid is interested in erotic pictures!
This was Chu Yu's second thought.
Both thoughts flashed through his mind instantly, Chu Yu hesitated for a while, and then showed a straightforward smile: "Brother, brother suddenly wants to eat fruit..."
Before he could finish the next sentence, "Leave for a while and pick a few", Xie Xi had already put the pheasant on the fire, and smiled back: "Eldest Brother, wait a moment, Junior Brother will come as soon as he goes."
After speaking, the figure disappeared.
Chu Yu froze for a moment, she didn't expect Xie Xi to take the initiative to run errands. For a moment, he ignored the strange emotion in his heart, and secretly took out the manual with a very yellow and violent cover to read.
The painting style was much more normal, Chu Yu scanned it at a glance, threw the manual into the ring, and pondered.
Before he could think of any way to enlighten the protagonist, Xie Xi came back with a bunch of small red, round fruits. The aroma and shape are like apples, which is quite pleasant to look at.
Xie Xi held the fruit and sat cross-legged beside Chu Yu. Just as he was about to hand it to Chu Yu, he wiped the fruit on his snow-white sleeves as if thinking of something, and then took out the broken snow, peeled the skin carefully, and then handed it to Chu Yu: "Senior brother, try it. , I tried it just now, it’s not poisonous, and it’s pretty tasty.”
For no reason, Chu Yu thought of the poisonous fruit that Xie Xi was forced to eat, smiled awkwardly, took the fruit and took a bite. Indeed, the entrance is crisp and fragrant, very delicious.
Seeing that Xie Xi just stared at him eating with a smile, Chu Yu's old face couldn't bear it anymore, and said implicitly, "Why don't you try it, Junior Brother?"
Xie Xi said nonchalantly: "Junior brother is not very good at eating skin..."
Chu Yu understood, took out Xunsheng, picked up a fruit, and peeled it diligently. It's a pity that the two high-grade fairy swords have been reduced to fruit knives, and they are not good enough to be rejected by people who waste money. If there is someone who understands the sword present, they must beat the two senior brothers so that they will fly up immediately.
Xie Xi stared at Chu Yu's serious expression, his eyes became darker and darker. Chu Yu didn't realize it, peeled off the skin, and handed the fruit over with a smile. With a half-smile, Xie Xi stretched out his hand to take it, and squeezed Chu Yu's slender fingers intentionally or unintentionally.
After the pheasant was roasted and the appetite was satisfied, Chu Yu also thought of a countermeasure in his heart, looked at the sky, and sighed quietly: "Senior Brother, Senior Brother suddenly got a little cold..."
Total bullshit.
This is still a summer night. Although it is in the mountains and forests, it is much cooler at night, but it has nothing to do with the word "cold". What's more, the fairy clothes and armor in the local tyrant Chuyu's ring became a hill, not to mention that a dignified monk in the late stage of foundation establishment would not be afraid of cold and heat at all.
Xie Xi didn't seem to understand anything. He frowned when he heard the words, stretched out his hand to take Chu Yu's cold hand, covered his heart for a long while, and said, "Senior brother's hands are really cold, let me sleep with my senior brother in my arms tonight."
No, no, no, the protagonist, you got the wrong script!
Chu Yu coughed dryly: "...you can't trouble your brother like this, brother, go to the forest to see if there are any wild animals, and borrow their furs."
He just wanted to dismiss Xie Xi, or leave alone for a while.
Xie Xi didn't seem to see Chu Yu's obvious intentions, so he nodded solemnly and said, "How can senior brother do this kind of trivial matter by himself? Senior brother wait a moment, and senior brother will come when he goes."
Seeing the young man leave without complaint, Chu Yu felt a sense of guilt, and sighed in his heart, "I'm all for you", looked around, turned around and burrowed into the dark forest.
As soon as he walked forward, a white shadow followed lightly behind him.