After signing the life and death certificate, no, it was an envelope of information, and then we started to get down to business.
A group of people sat there tremblingly, looking at Ji Changze, who obviously had the highest force value, to listen to him.
No one dared to resist. After all, they all thought that they were the only alien among them. They could only try their best to hold on to the vest of being a goblin and be careful not to reveal any clues.
Seeing that they all looked like "I am a super goblin", Ji Changze coughed dryly and knocked on the table: "Since you can become spirits, you must have lived for more than three hundred years. In this case, I also want to hear your opinions. Opinions, what kind of disaster will happen during the Great Purge?"
The oldest one only lived to be twenty-seven years old.
There are really no older people in this group, they must be young. If they weren't still childlike and naive, would they join such a group to play
When Ji Changze saw this, he simply looked at the foreigner who called himself Niu Yao: "Brother Niu, you founded this group, and you look older. Why don't you tell me?"
The foreigner was trembling and tried hard to keep his voice steady and not let his trembling voice be exposed: "I think it might be a zombie."
Ji Changze looked at the others again.
other people:"… "
The high school student gritted his teeth and said, "It could be a natural disaster, a flood from the sky or something like that."
There are only so many reasons for the end of the world, and others don't want to wait for the end. They hurriedly compete one by one and got confused randomly.
"Let there be an earthquake. The whole world will be shaken."
"Lack of oxygen?"
"Mutant!"
These people basically used the plot in the movie to describe it. The monk in front of them didn't understand it. Instead, he listened very seriously and nodded while taking out a small notebook. Each person was given a notebook and a pen. .
He started to write down the first two words. When he looked up, he found a group of people looking at him with confused faces. Ji Changze then knocked on the table: "What are you doing in a daze? Take notes."
"Oooo."
The fake goblins didn't dare to ask why they were taking notes, so they all hurriedly lowered their heads and wrote them down.
While I was writing this down, I felt relieved in my heart. I was glad that these goblins and the monk didn't like watching movies, so they didn't even notice it.
Ji Changze said that he wanted to train them, so the training lasted all afternoon.
The fake goblins all fell asleep after listening to it, but Ji Changze was still talking very enthusiastically.
"That's all for now. The main thing is to make up for the loss before the sheep are lost, and implement the various small details we have summarized together. One by one, don't just think about eating, drinking and having fun every day. You must make progress and practice. , to improve your cultivation, even though your spiritual energy is a bit lacking, don’t dislike it. Be grateful that at least there is spiritual energy on this planet, especially you frog, can you be more careful? You have become a monster, why are you catching mosquitoes? What's the price for selling it? Also, don't be in a place with people when you are going through the thunder tribulation. What will you do if you injure others? Can you bear this sin?"
frog:"… "
He just talked a lot that day.
Who the hell has traveled so far to escape the tribulation
But with the shell of a goblin on his back, what else can he do
He could only nod his head miserably: "I'm sorry, boss, I don't dare to do it anymore. I will definitely stay away next time I go through the tribulation."
He felt bitter in his heart, but the eyes of others looking at him were full of confusion.
My mother, if you think about it this way, it turns out that there were fairies in the thunderstorm that day.
The goblins have almost finished their training. Ji Changze announced that the meeting was adjourned. However, in the group, we must continue to maintain this state of motivation and motivation. We can no longer be like before, one by one who is neither interested in anything nor motivated, playing games or playing games every day. , forget it and still open black.
To improve your cultivation!
To train your mind and body!
You must improve your condition to the best before the era of great purges comes.
Before this, these people never knew that non-human beings also needed to learn, but now they all know it.
Everyone looked happy and said goodbye.
"Goodbye, Brother Niu. Next time I will bring you fresh grass from near my house. It is very delicious."
"Frog, besides mosquitoes, do you also eat flies? I'll bring you some next time."
Mosquitoes… flies…
The fake frog wanted to vomit when he thought about it, but no matter how tears filled his heart, he still nodded with a very interested look on his face: "Of course I like it, but how can I trouble you? There are many around my house. no, I'm fine."
This may be a characteristic of Chinese people. Even when greeting goblins, most of the words revolve around eating and drinking.
Others didn't know what goblins were like. After discovering this topic, they thought it was a unique way of getting along with goblins, so they all actively asked about food and drink.
The first person to ask this question saw that he had received such an enthusiastic response for a question he asked casually just to show off his fear. He also began to wonder if this was the correct way to get along with goblins, and hurriedly racked his brains to think. Let’s start with what the races of the people present like to eat.
They were chatting enthusiastically when Ji Changze appeared like a class teacher and said seriously: "You guys can't meditate and practice. The chat is quite lively. Let's break up quickly. The era of great purges is coming. Can you have a sense of urgency?" , I really don’t know how you cultivated to perfection in the first place when you are so lazy. Needless to say, I can guess that it must have taken at least three hundred years for you to be so lazy.”
The oldest innocent human being present was only twenty-seven: "..."
"Yes, yes, I am three hundred years old."
"What a coincidence, I am also three hundred years old."
"Me too!"
None of them dared to say more or less, for fear of exposing themselves.
What if there is some character they don't know about
For example, the fur and skin on the body will not fade even if it is not yet three hundred years old. If it is more than three hundred years old, strange things will appear on the body.
Anyway, it must be true according to what this monk Ze said. Haven't you seen other true fairies who have been here for three hundred years
It was God's blessing that the other goblins didn't realize anything was wrong with them, and everyone said goodbye to each other in a friendly manner.
In order to show that I didn't feel guilty at all, even if my heart was boiling with anxiety, my face still showed a calm step by step, my breathing was even, and I walked slowly.
It wasn't until I was sitting in the car going home that my suppressed breathing began to become anxious, and my heart could finally beat like a thump without any worries.
No, no, this is terrible.
You can hide it for a while, but you can't hide it for a lifetime.
If Ji Changze needs to do it by himself next time, he will surely die miserably when he claps when someone casts spells.
It's better to call the police. If anything happens, just call the police.
As soon as I took out my phone, calmed down and planned to call the police, the group message popped up.
Xiu Shize: [Don’t be lazy, I may figure out whether you are lazy or not.]
Humans disguised as goblins: "..."
If you can figure out laziness, can you figure out how to call the police
Think again about what Ji Changze showed before.
The iron rod turned into an iron ball, carrying people and flying away. It smashed the table with one hand and slapped the water surface, just like releasing hundreds of pills.
At this moment, the high school student got scared and quickly said that he would practice hard and not be lazy. He also asked in the group to please: [Boss, the handcuffs you broke at the police station were not discovered, right?]
Xiu Shize: [It’s okay, didn’t I pinch it back? No one noticed.]
other people:"!!!!"
He could break the police handcuffs and squeeze them back.
He said this lightly, as if he was pinching plasticine instead of handcuffs.
Suddenly, no one dared to act rashly anymore.
They even doubted that Ji Changze could see what they were doing through a mirror, just like in the TV series, so they could only cautiously start trying to meditate.
Seeing that everyone in the group looked like "I love to practice, practice to love me," Ji Changze spoke again: "Don't just meditate, you should also cultivate your state of mind. I have a set of cultivation methods here. You can go and see it for yourselves. There are If you don’t understand something, just ask it in the group, and I’ll answer it when I see it.”
Everyone was a little trembling after seeing what Ji Changze said, thinking that a book would appear out of thin air right next to them. The cover was yellow and the content was in traditional Chinese characters.
After waiting for several seconds, a group file appeared in the group.
[Cultivation 1.0]
Everyone: "..."
They convinced themselves quickly.
Yes, this is normal. After all, this is modern society. Fairies and monks are happy in groups. Of course, group files are used when teaching cultivation methods.
When I clicked on the group file, I saw that it was not only spoken in plain English, but also had pictures. It really kept pace with the times.
This cultivation method must be used by fairies for cultivation, and they did not dare to use it. Just when they were about to say that they would practice and stop reading after reading it, Ji Changze came to urge him again: "Hurry up and start practicing, I will supervise you."]
A group of people: "..."
Wuwuwuwu, what else can I do? Just practice.
They began to practice cautiously, while Ji Changze over there sat on the ground and began to calculate.
Although he knew the approximate fate of the original owner, he still had to figure out where the meteorite would be better to intercept.
Fortunately, Ji Changze was very skilled and it didn't take long for him to figure out a better interception position.
China is such a big country, so of course it is impossible for meteorites to fall in just one place.
Those that are relatively small and cannot cause harm, and those that fall in the wild and cannot hit anyone, do not need to be taken care of. Large ones that happen to fall in cities or residential buildings must be taken care of.
Ji Changze's current status as a monk does not mean that he knows the art of body separation, so he needs help from these group of friends.
After guessing the position, he began to draw the talisman with great concentration, stroke by stroke with great care.
After you finish the painting, take a look at it yourself.
Perfect!
The "goblins" began to receive regular training from Ji Changze's demons.
It’s not bad to practice the mind method. Anyway, it’s meditating. After all, it’s still sitting.
But what the hell is it to start various sports exercises via video connection.
Burpees, jumping jacks, treadmill for an hour, dumbbell barbell sit-ups, push-ups and planks.
These fake goblins have different identities in reality, but they all have one thing in common, that is, they don't usually exercise and are in a purely sub-healthy state.
It's better now, everyone has been trained to death.
This is not yet a voluntary exercise.
If it is voluntary, or if there is no supervision, you can take a break when you are tired, or you can be lazy.
But it was Ji Changze who was watching personally.
He said, if anyone dares to be lazy or fails to do it, he will follow the rules of the goblins and transform into a prototype and be beaten.
For a real goblin, if you get beaten, you get beaten, no matter what, the wound will be healed in one stroke anyway.
But the people in the group are all human beings.
Not to mention being beaten, no one can do just turning into a human form.
And all the other "goblins" in the group hate humans.
Poaching brains and cutting off hands to pollute the environment is all about deep hatred. If these goblins find out that they are actually human beings...
This is simply a case of death if you don’t exercise.
So the group of people all gritted their teeth and held on. No matter how much their legs trembled when they squatted, they could hold on. No matter how tired they felt when running, they could hold on. They were sweating profusely as if they had just been fished out of the water. .
Ji Changze was listening to the song on the screen, holding milk tea, sipping and sipping, and supervising leisurely.
It didn't take long. Under his tailor-made exercise goals, these people were able to get rid of their sub-healthy state.
When you are healthy, you have to work.
The "non-humans" gathered together again.
Ji Changze gave them the charms he drew one by one, and then told them the address.
"Tomorrow at two o'clock in the afternoon, you will come to this location. When you see danger, immediately raise the charm in that direction. Do you understand?"
The fake fairies were trembling.
"I, should we go alone? How about we form a team so that we can look after each other..."
No one dared to ask whether it would require some cultivation to use this spell. They could only hope to recruit a real fairy to form a team with them. If they needed cultivation, they would let their teammates join.
“We don’t have enough manpower, so we have to work alone.”
However, Ji Changze rejected their proposal and said ruthlessly: "If you don't handle this matter for me, just wait for me to knock you back to your original shape."
Everyone: “…”
When leaving, they almost always looked back every step of the way, feeling that their death was imminent.
Don’t listen to Ji Changze’s words…
He will keep an eye on them. Wuwuwuwu.
In the afternoon of the next day, Ji Changze sat on the rooftop of a certain building early and waited. He looked down and saw that this area was the most prosperous area in the city. This time period happened to be the time when there were the most people. People were coming from everywhere. People go.
He just sat in this peaceful place and meditated with his eyes closed.
A group video was opened on the phone, and all the miserable humans pretending to be goblins arrived at their destination.
"Boss, we are all here, please check if the address is correct."
Ji Changze opened his eyes and looked at the phone carefully for a while before nodding with satisfaction: "Very good, just stand here. Remember, throw the charm over if there is any danger."
Everyone in the group was silent for a while.
The high school student was still cautious and asked nervously: "Boss, then, do we need to use our cultivation? I feel like I didn't sleep well last night, and I'm a little weak today."
Ji Changze looked confident: "Of course you have to use your cultivation. Remember, stay calm and throw it in the direction of danger. According to my calculation, the danger falls from the sky. If it really looks like the zombie you are talking about, it is an alien." Ah, you just become the prototype and kill them."
A group of people who have no prototype and no cultivation at all: "..."
They all opened their mouths, they couldn't pretend anymore when they were about to die.
"Boss, actually I'm not..."
Ji Changze suddenly frowned and raised his head with a serious expression: "Here we come! Get ready."
Coming, what is coming
Everyone subconsciously raised their eyes to look at the sky, only to see a huge black shadow in the sky pressing towards the direction where they were standing.
It's really huge. Looking from bottom to top, it's as big as a building.
While they were stunned, Ji Changze ordered over the video: "Throw the spell quickly!"
Throw, throw what
None of them reacted, but when they saw the huge black shadow trying to press down, they instinctively threw up the talisman in their hands before their bodies even moved.
A warm current flowed out of the body, flew into the sky along with the spell, and stuck to the huge meteorite.
—The talisman held it up and slowly descended.
Because of the slow speed, people nearby also reacted and began to scream and run away. Soon, the street was cleared enough for the meteorite to fall.
Just in time, stuck in the street.
It was the same scene elsewhere. The spell slowed down the falling speed of the meteorite and gave people time to escape. But at the same time, several fake goblins present felt a power that had never appeared in their bodies.
They all subconsciously stretched out their hands in the direction of the meteorite.
The meteorite seemed to be falling slowly, but the pressure was all on their hands.
The warm current in their bodies took most of the burden for them, but at this moment, they were unable to get off the tiger. They could only stretch out their arms towards the meteorite and control it to slowly descend.
This scene is very shocking.
In front of the huge meteorite, stood a man wearing ordinary clothes, with his right hand stretched out and his index and middle fingers together, as if he was directing the meteorite to slowly fall.
As soon as the meteorite fell to the ground, several people felt that their whole bodies had been hollowed out. They sat down on the ground and began to sweat profusely and breathe heavily.
Naturally, they didn't know that they had used up the spiritual power they had cultivated in the past few days in one breath and needed time to slow down. Now their minds are completely blank and they can't think of anything. Their hands and feet are weak, let alone standing up. I can't even move.
After gasping for breath for a while, he still couldn't hold on, his vision went dark and he fainted to the ground.
Ji Changze's side is not as embarrassing as them.
The largest meteorite was the last to arrive. During its rapid descent, someone had already discovered it. They looked at the black sky and exclaimed.
Everyone ran away, but the meteorite was so big that there was no way they could escape.
They screamed in despair, mothers held their children, couples held each other's hands, and the elderly were carried on their children's backs.
But it's no use, it's too big.
Just as he was despairing, the shadow that grew larger as it descended suddenly stopped.
At first, everyone didn't react, and they were still screaming and running for their lives in the crowded crowd, but someone looked up and noticed the strange stop of the meteorite in the sky, and shouted: "It has stopped!"
Someone looked up. People have a herd mentality. They found that the people next to them no longer ran away but looked up. Others subconsciously looked up as well.
Under the blue sky, the invisible meteorite was hovering in mid-air, and next to it was a young man wearing a monk's robe and with his hair in a bun.
He had a sword under his feet and his hands were wide open. From the angle below, the meteorite was surrounded by pieces of talisman paper, constantly circling around the meteorite.
It can be seen that this huge meteorite, which can kill countless lives, was blocked by this man in Taoist robes and those talismans.
After staying like this for about a minute, the man suddenly changed his gestures, and the talismans quickly returned to him, forming the shape of a long sword.
He pointed his hand forward, and the long sword flew out. It was obviously made of fragile-looking talisman paper, but it passed through the entire meteorite sharply.
-boom! ! !
A huge sound sounded over the people, and they screamed subconsciously, covering their ears, closing their eyes and squatting down.
But after squatting for a few seconds, nothing happened.
They felt something like falling snow on their bodies. People stood up and looked up at the sky, only to realize that the huge meteorite had disappeared.
What replaced it was slowly falling debris.
It's powder, not dust. The air is still fresh. I don't know if it's their imagination, but it seems to be much fresher than before.
In the sky without the huge meteorite, the young man wearing a Taoist robe standing on the flying sword became even more conspicuous.
But he only stayed for a few seconds before turning and leaving.
The speed of the flying sword was still very fast, and soon his figure disappeared from the horizon.
Except for the slowly falling Sui Mo, everything around him remained unchanged, as if nothing had happened.
But everyone knows that it is different.
Everyone knows that meteorites are dangerous.
After all, they are falling at high speed, and even a small meteorite can emit something like a shock wave when it hits the ground.
Not to mention this huge meteorite, which is beyond people’s imagination.
And before people could react, the news channels and the Internet exploded.
There is not only one meteorite, but today, meteorites are encountered all over the world.
Big or small, it either caused heavy damage to the area where it landed, or caused only very little damage.
But among all the countries in the world, only China has not suffered any losses.
According to later estimates, the largest of these meteorites hit China. If nothing unexpected happened, it could destroy most of the city.
But when the meteorite was about to hit the city, a man wearing a monk's robe and a flying sword appeared out of thin air, as in novels and legends, and shattered the meteorite, which could destroy almost half of the city.
Whether it was human photography, satellite surveillance, or nearby surveillance, this scene was captured clearly.
There are actually immortal cultivators in China.
The whole world was shocked! !