Not to mention a few fake goblins, even the staff responsible for instigating rebellion (?) were a little confused.
They were very curious about how these people did it. There were six people in a group, but except for the monk Ze, everyone else thought that he was the only human in the group.
But that's not the point now.
The goblins of the Hua Kingdom are already able to make the Hua Kingdom their own, not to mention that these people have now confirmed their human identities.
After some speculation, everyone could guess the whole story.
Ji Changze was raised in the mountains since he was a child. He never went to school and had almost no contact with people. His master was most likely a cultivator. After his master passed away, Ji Changze started to buy mobile phones and computers.
People in the group also expressed that Ji Changze had indeed said that goblins had not appeared for three thousand years, so he found a few of them in the group. Although he disliked them for being lazy and greedy and unable to practice properly, he still endured it. I took them in because I disliked them.
Everyone in the crowd was still in a daze, but the country seemed to have discovered a new continent.
If these people are ordinary human beings, doesn't it mean that everyone can practice? !
Not to mention Feifei, not to mention being able to use the talisman skillfully, most people can't resist the temptation just because it can live forever and delay aging.
But when everyone in the group talked about practicing cultivation, they couldn't explain why.
Every practice was done via video link, with Ji Changze providing on-site guidance and correcting anything they did wrong immediately. They themselves only regarded this as a goblin practice and didn't pay much attention to it. Naturally, they couldn't remember the movements clearly.
Although they felt that they could no longer help the country, the mood of several people was still very happy.
After enduring so much pressure and bumping into so many heavenly fairies, today I can finally take off this layer of skin.
Hahahahahahaha happy.
Before I could be happy for a while, the country sent someone to tell me.
We still want to communicate with Mr. Ji Changze, but he has been unwilling to contact people. We are very worried that he is against human beings. Why don't you guys continue to sneak into the group, observe carefully, and be subtle
Several people:"… "
So does this mean you want to be a spy yourself
"No, no, no, they are all our own, how can we call them spies?"
Just continue to wear the fairy vest and chat in the group.
Several people:"… "
The vest that he had just taken off was put on again.
It was miserable here, and Ji Changze was preparing teaching materials.
The teaching materials were almost ready, and those in the group just popped up to reply.
[I didn’t have any adverse reactions, and I didn’t become a prototype.]
[Me too.]
[Brother, I have a question, why should we help humans?]
Ji Changze stopped laughing at the computer screen and typed: [Are you stupid? Everyone is dead. Whoever produces instant noodles, potato chips and cola has no one to pull the network cable.]
The government personnel who were observing the group information quickly wrote down instant noodles and potato chips in their favorites with a serious look on their face, and went online.
"This cultivator is quite keeping pace with the times."
After they finished speaking, they carefully warned the group of friends who were looking "I see" on their faces: "You should try your best to see if Xiu Shize is willing to teach other ordinary people how to practice. If he doesn't want to teach, try to guide him."
As soon as these words came out, the group of friends all had a sad face.
"This is too difficult. How can he teach others to practice when he avoids people like this?"
"Yeah, he's a homebody. He either plays games or meditates every day. He doesn't want to see anyone except to buy things. And when I was beaten by him and I went to the police, he thought I leaked his identity and almost didn't give me away. Kill him, if I hadn't hugged him and recognized him as my eldest brother, you wouldn't be able to see me now, which shows how much he doesn't want people to know his identity."
People in the group expressed that it was too difficult, and the government officials could only comfort them: "Everyone, please overcome it for the sake of the country. I'm begging you."
But this is too difficult.
When they sighed, Ji Changze continued to talk to himself; [Okay, the first step is completed, now we start the second step.]
[Let all Chinese people practice cultivation.]
People in the group: "????"
governmental agents:"!!!!"
Xiu Shize: [Before, there was too little spiritual power on the earth and it was not suitable for cultivation, but the meteorite that landed that day obviously contained huge spiritual power. I can also feel that there is more and more spiritual power in the air now, and it has even reached a certain level. This is a saturated state. Recently, plants and animals have passively absorbed spiritual power. It will not be long before they can return to the level of the dinosaur age. Ordinary people should also be able to enter the cultivation period. As the only abnormal human beings in China, we must persist Implement the principle of protecting the earth and guarding China, and eliminate any existence that may lead to the destruction of mankind.]
"This... this monk Ze seems to care about humans very much."
"This is a good comrade!!!"
Friends who have spent time with Ji Changze and are very aware of this big brother’s peeing nature: “…are you sure?”
A high school student is typing; [Brother, draw the key points.]
Xiu Shize: [I have to protect my instant noodles, potato chips, Malatang, Coke, and braised chicken and rice. Do you understand?]
governmental agents:"… "
No, it doesn't matter.
It's better to have something you like than nothing.
Since both parties have decided on the same direction, let’s arrange contact.
Just when Huaguo was busy preparing a lot of delicious food in an attempt to have a good talk with Ji Changze, outside because the country did not stand up and give a direction, everyone was still having a heated discussion.
When ordinary people saw this scene with their own eyes, they naturally wanted to practice and fly.
Some "authentic Taoist inheritance", "nineteenth generation single disciples of the Taoist sect", and "ancestors who are still young at the age of 150" have also sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
But except for some older people who don’t use the Internet very much, young people have expressed disbelief in these people.
You said you are from a Taoist sect and can lead me to practice. Okay, you can fly one for me to see. Don’t fly it in the video, just fly it live.
What? Can't fly because of insufficient cultivation
If your cultivation level is not enough, why would you want to recruit a disciple? Or charge such a high price? What a liar.
In less than two days, there were many more people wearing Hanfu on Huaguo Street than before.
Although wearing Hanfu does not seem to have anything to do with cultivation.
A large number of foreigners come to China. As soon as they arrive at the train station, they are greeted by countless small advertisements.
A group of people were deceived into becoming apprentices.
A group of people did not believe it easily and went to the hotel to rest first.
On the way to the hotel, they saw some people traveling in Hanfu, their eyes gleaming.
In the early days, foreigners thought that Chinese people were all good at fighting.
And now, they once again thought that Chinese people can fly.
Some foreigners even went directly up to the people wearing Hanfu to ask if they could become apprentices. After the other party explained in a dumbfounded way, they reluctantly left.
A woman named Yilan is one of them.
She is only twenty-five years old this year, and she looks normal with a normal complexion and normal body shape, but in fact she has been sick for more than half a year and there is no cure for the disease. Every doctor tells her that she can only eat and drink well and have a healthy mind.
Yilan doesn't want to die. She likes to travel. There are many places in this world that she has never been to or seen, but there is not so much time for her to use in the countdown of her life.
This time, there were Chinese people who could fly and penetrate meteorites, and Yilan's country was naturally in trouble.
Everyone was discussing, but Yilan came to China as quickly as possible.
She once met a Chinese person while traveling, a very enthusiastic lady. This lady liked to read Chinese novels about immortality. She also told Yilan when they were chatting, so Yilan knew. Immortal cultivators in China generally fly on swords. After cultivating, they are free from all illnesses and can prolong their lifespan and stay young forever.
At that time, I just felt that this was too exaggerated.
But after seeing someone actually flying in the sky on a sword in the video, Yilan didn't think it was exaggerated at all.
She only hopes that she can find a real immortal cultivator and get rid of her illness after practicing.
There were also many people in her country who wanted to come but had not bought a ticket. They expressed great envy to Yilan and enthusiastically told her about the guide they had found on "How to Successfully Become a Disciple in China".
[Cultivation in China is very particular about whether you can endure hardship. Generally, you are asked to climb a long, long staircase. They call it the ladder to heaven. As you climb up, things will continue to harass you. Only with perseverance can you climb up. Only those with strong character can reach the end.]
[Kneel down three times and kowtow nine times. There is a Chinese saying that once you become a master, you will always be a father. This means that if you become a master, you should respect your master as your father.]
[The cultivators from the Hua Kingdom must be hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. You should go to remote places more often. Of course, you must pay attention to safety.]
[They use mahogany swords. You'd better buy a mahogany sword and put it on you.]
Yilan remembered it seriously.
She was ready to climb the ladder to heaven, go to the deep mountains and old forests, and kneel three times and kowtow nine times. She even wore Hanfu. Although it looked a bit uncoordinated, wearing it always made Yilan feel inexplicably like "I can also be a disciple." confidence.
But what she never expected was that after a few days of silence, the Chinese government suddenly announced that it would include cultivation in nine-year compulsory education.
There is an additional cultivation class in the school, and the community has begun to arrange for people living in the community to learn the cultivation method at a certain time.
Even in the huge open space that had always been occupied by the aunts, there were soldiers standing tall and tall waiting there.
Every morning and evening at eight o'clock, all over China will arrange learning and cultivation in various places during this time period.
Even, they are mandatory.
When the children who were young and not very sensible heard that the physical education class would be turned into a meditation class, they all complained incessantly.
After all, practicing cultivation is not an easy task. It is quite difficult for children to meditate motionlessly for so long. In addition, their worldview has not yet been completely formed. Even if their parents coax them into practicing cultivation, You can fly in the sky with your spiritual power (you lied to them, the country clearly stated that minors cannot fly), they were happy at that time, but then started to frown again when class started.
The elementary school students were fine, but the kindergarten children were really miserable.
Before the foreigners could come out of China's "national cultivation" operation with confused faces, someone filmed a cute-looking Chinese child holding on to the door frame, crying and shouting "No" After practicing, he couldn't help but laugh in the end. Soldiers wearing Chinese military uniforms easily picked him up and carried him to the classroom.
[To translate for you, what this kid shouted was “I don’t want to practice, I don’t want to practice”.]
As soon as these words came out, foreigners were all impressed.
[She doesn’t want to practice, I think so! !]
[The country of China is amazing. It can teach the people all over the country the cultivation method so easily and simply.]
[I have a video here of Hua Guo teaching people how to practice, but it seems that when you first start practicing, you need guidance from someone who already has spiritual power. It is best to be taught in person.]
[It is too difficult to buy air tickets to Huaguo now, and even if you go, if you want to learn to cultivate immortality, you can only go to their square every morning and evening to study. Only children can study in the classroom.]
[Not to mention the square, even if I study in the toilet, I am willing to do it. What is our country doing? Since the practice of China can make people live longer, stay beautiful, and fly into the sky. There are so many benefits, why don't they hurry up? Negotiate with the State of China and let the State of China also teach our country how to practice.]
Their country thinks so too!
After learning about the benefits of cultivation, and that it is indeed genuine and not just spreading lies, any country that doesn’t want to get involved can get involved.
The nature of human beings is to constantly pursue progress.
But now, you can jump from the era of science and technology to the era of immortality, live forever, and have huge energy. Who can resist such temptation.
What is reassuring is that Hua did not immediately close the country and refuse to give out cultivation methods.
Instead, he acted like he was negotiating seriously.
The biggest advantage of Hua Guo now is that the cultivation method given by Ji Changze is only suitable for someone to teach it on the spot. Even if you learn 100% from the video, you still can't figure out the trick.
In addition, when they taught everyone, they only taught how to practice, not how to teach people to practice. And everyone who could teach people to practice was a Chinese soldier. He taught people at eight o'clock every morning and returned immediately after eight o'clock in the evening. In the military, do not come into contact with any electronic products capable of communication.
Even if the country of China is full of people who are learning to cultivate immortality, they can guarantee that the spiritual method of cultivating immortality will not be spread in a short period of time.
The Chinese government has no intention of practicing cultivation only in its own country. After all, Ji Changze also said that now is the era of great purges, and all kinds of abnormalities will occur not only in China, but also all over the world.
Judging from the majestic spiritual power currently scattered due to the arrival of meteorites, the most likely possibility is that animals and plants will mutate or change into the appearance of their ancestors.
When they are too powerful, even if technology can suppress them, it will be too time-consuming. They can never build an Eden City to protect everyone in China.
Then, we can only let the Chinese people become stronger.
In the same way, it is not good for China if other countries are wiped out by these animals and plants. Once these animals and plants gain a numerical advantage, it will be of no use to China no matter how powerful it is.
Whether it is for humanitarian or other reasons, this mentality must be taught to the whole world.
But there is a big difference between taking the initiative to teach yourself and asking someone for advice with good things in hand.
China did not close its doors, nor did it prevent people from spreading information about cultivation to foreign countries. It only had a leisurely and leisurely attitude of "we teach us, you see."
As a result, foreign people saw groups of Chinese people repeatedly practicing their spiritual power, as if they were filming a movie. A stone would crack with a slap.
The school has specially opened an artificial lake. During the training class, rows of little radish dices surround the artificial lake and exert their strength on the surface of the lake.
They suppressed their blushes and gritted their teeth and slapped the water.
-Snapped! !
Huge waves were made on the water surface, because everyone was standing on the shore, and they were all wet.
But it doesn't matter, they only need to stand calmly and close their eyes for a while, and the clothes on their bodies will start to emit hot steam at a speed visible to the naked eye. In less than two minutes, the clothes that were still wet just now are completely dry.
The children were chasing and playing. One child, perhaps anxious because of being chased, jumped directly onto a big tree.
It seemed that this was the first time he had done this. He hugged the tree trunk and did not dare to come down. He was so frightened that he kept crying.
A Chinese soldier who was watching them nearby saw this and hurriedly said a few words of comfort. Then with a slight push of his feet, he rose into the air and stood on the tree trunk next to the child.
He picked up the child with one hand and spread out the other hand. From such a high distance, he jumped down without hesitation.
After landing firmly, he placed the child who was still sobbing with fear in his arms on the ground, and said softly: "Okay, don't be afraid, you already have spiritual power in your body, you don't need to jump when you play. Very tall, you know?"
The child wiped his tears and nodded obediently.
The soldier then patted his head and asked him to continue playing.
This scene is simply adorable and incredibly desirable.
[Even after so many days, I still thought I was dreaming. Why, all of a sudden, our country, China, has entered the era of universal cultivation.]
[The kid is so cute and talented. He can actually jump up a tree. I can't even jump up.]
[Brother Bing is so handsome! Woohoo! ! Is it my imagination? Why do I feel that every soldier who teaches us cultivation is very handsome and beautiful? Does the country still have to look at appearance when selecting soldiers as instructors?]
Cultivation Customer Service 0009: [It’s not about appearance when choosing instructors, but after practicing, people will become extremely energetic due to the elimination of turbid air from the body, and the blemishes on the face before will disappear as the cultivation level deepens, so they are the ones who practice Cultivation. You will become even better when you are high.]
[Ah ah ah, so cultivation also has beauty functions! ! I must practice hard! ! !]
[Will the appearance be improved? real or fake? How come I still have so many acne on my face after practicing cultivation for so long.]
Just as everyone was talking about it, the country that had been working overtime to improve the military force of its citizens saw that everything was on track and finally began to explain the matter in detail.
So, on the news channel that day, the country carefully explained the matter from top to bottom.
In the world, there are indeed immortal cultivators.
Why it has not appeared before is because there was very little spiritual power in the earth before. It is not possible for everyone to step into the threshold of cultivating immortals. Moreover, cultivating at that time can only extend your life at most.
The person who prevented the meteorite from falling was indeed an immortal cultivator.
This person is called Ji Changze, who has followed his master to cultivate immortality since he was a child. After the meteorite fell, he first stopped the meteorite from hitting humans, and then noticed that the spiritual power content in the air with the arrival of the meteorite was thousands of times higher than before.
Let’s use an analogy.
If cultivation is equal to eating.
In the past, cultivation was just one grain of rice per meal, and there was nothing I could do if I didn't have enough to eat.
So now, in cultivation, a meal is full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and is placed on the table.
Of course, this meal is not only for humans, but also for all living things on the earth. The instinct of living things is to absorb substances that are good for themselves. This is true for humans, and it is also true for other animals and plants.
Therefore, even if animals and plants do not practice consciously like humans, they will still absorb spiritual power involuntarily, because the content of spiritual power is different from before, and their body shape and appearance will be greatly improved compared to before.
You can look at the flowers and plants to see if they are bigger than before.
At that time, if human beings are still the same as before, they will definitely not be able to defeat these animals and plants. Therefore, monk Ji Changze stood up and taught everyone the mental methods passed down by his master. I hope everyone will not just regard cultivation as something new and fun. When it comes to longevity, you have to be careful. After all, you have to rely on cultivation to save your life.
Especially for children, parents should not blindly accommodate their children. It doesn’t matter if they don’t practice at a young age. As for cultivation, the younger the better, and although the Chinese government will still protect everyone, the future is unclear. It's good to have some ability to protect yourself.
For example, if a child learns to fly with a sword, at least he will be able to fly to the sky if he encounters any beast in the future.
Then, they released a photo of Ji Changze and said that all Chinese people should express their gratitude to him.
People who were absorbing the content of the national mother's speech were shocked when they saw Ji Changze's photo.
“Damn, he’s so handsome!!”
"Sure enough, practicing can improve your appearance!"
"Oh my god, how can he be so handsome and still young? I remember teaching our sister Bing that if you reach a high level of immortality, you will indeed never grow old. Isn't this handsome guy already eighty years old this year?"
Everyone in China is enthusiastic about practicing cultivation, and the most enthusiastic ones are the girls who want to become beautiful. Every one of them is so excited that they can't wait to turn themselves into stunning beauties right away.
They are so dedicated to cultivation, but people from other countries are envious of the Chinese government's attitude, like a mother hen protecting her cubs.
[We also need to practice!]
[It’s impossible to buy air tickets to China now. If we can’t go, can’t the government negotiate with China?]
[Didn’t Hua also say that this is a major event for all mankind? Obviously they don't care about people from other countries learning to cultivate immortality. Why hasn't our country started taking action? They are all studying, but we are!]
[We want to cultivate immortality! Want to cultivate immortality! ! !]
Many Chinese people who can climb the wall look over there and almost ask their country to also carry out immortal cultivation activities, not to mention how proud they are.
Many things are just afraid of comparison.
Especially now that the Chinese people are happily cultivating immortality, but their own family can only watch helplessly, the goodness of the Chinese country is directly displayed a thousand times.
[I almost want to be a Chinese. Their country has always been very good to its people. I still remember one time when I was traveling and a riot suddenly happened there. At that time, a group of us who were traveling were trying to find a way to go home. The two Chinese people in the team called their embassy directly, and not even half a day later, China actually arranged a flight to send them back to their country.]
[After discovering immortal cultivators this time, Hua’s response was to arrange for all the people in the country to cultivate immortality. Moreover, their country was not at all busy. They arranged it in such an orderly manner. Their country had such a large population, but in just a few days, It is possible that people all over the country are practicing it. This is such a powerful and terrifying execution power.]
[The free teaching is already amazing. They even directly included cultivation into the nine-year compulsory education. Do you understand what this means? This means that as long as they are Chinese citizens, they can be taught and practiced by the most formal masters for free from the time they go to school.]
This time, Hua was not just in the limelight, it was simply dominating.
The more foreigners try to cultivate but cannot, the more proud and arrogant the Chinese people become and the more diligent they become in their cultivation.
In entertainment videos, more and more people began to show their cultivation progress, various cultivation techniques, and their own experiences.
Of course, work is still running. After all, even if we go to heaven, don't we still have to eat, drink and have fun
Ji Changze held several live broadcast rooms to teach his experience. Every time, the number of people was full and it was extremely crowded, so he could only record the video and post it online.
Everyone knows that he is a cultivator who has shown his inner power.
The whole country of China, no, the whole world knew this cultivator named Ji Changze.
Other countries have successively offered prices that satisfy China.
China is indeed the well-deserved number one winner this time.
The country of China has the most practitioners and the highest level of cultivation, and at the same time, the country has gained a lot of benefits.
Even if China is obsessed with basic cultivation and infrastructure, trying to build high-altitude flight channels and other equipment to facilitate cultivators, it has no intention of posing as a big brother in the world. After all, the era of great purges has come, and the enemies of mankind are not the same kind, but the same kind. It's the animals and plants that are growing slowly, but everyone knows that China today is truly the world leader.
Ji Changze has only been in this world for less than half a year, and he has already changed it completely.
What results will be achieved when technology and practice are combined
In short, both sides are developing rapidly.
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Chen Caoye is a hiker.
He loves adventure and meditation.
Because the family is not short of money and there is no need for him to bear any pressure, Chen Caoye can fully devote himself to the things he likes.
Before the meteorite fell, Chen Caoye prepared enough food for several months, chose a place with no people and few living things, and prepared to retreat and meditate for several months.
He walked there, and his idea was to wait until he got out of customs before walking back.
It will be a little sad to be alone in a quiet place at first, but after you get familiar with the quietness, everything seems to become lighter, and you will even feel like you can stand high in the sky and see the world. .
This was something Chen Caoye had never felt before. He could feel that he had touched a strange realm. He was very happy for this, and even wanted to go home early to share with his friends for the first time.
Chen Caoye naturally didn't know that this was because the spiritual power in the air had changed. His calmness allowed him to absorb more spiritual power.
He resisted the urge to go home and continued to meditate hard.
Because the meditation was fruitful this time, the time was extended a lot. It was not until the last food was eaten that Chen Caoye reluctantly left and prepared to walk home.
The place he chose to meditate was an old forest deep in the mountains. There were not many plants due to mining before. He lived in a small wooden house and ate what he brought with him. There was a spring nearby when he was thirsty or needed water.
Originally, it was just a matter of going down the mountain. On the way back, Chen Caoye was still thinking about whether he should stay with the simple villagers for one night, wash up and tidy up before going home.
As soon as he got halfway down the mountain, he was stunned to find several rabbits half as tall as a man grazing in front of him.
When the rabbits saw him, they didn't hide and just rushed over.
Chen Caoye was so frightened that he almost screamed. When his body instinctively moved back, a man suddenly fell from the sky and killed the rabbit with a sword.
Chen Caoye saw the other party's face before he could react.
"Second Master Liu??"
"Hey, Mr. Chen, have you just come down from the mountain? I wonder why someone sees a rabbit and doesn't know to hunt it."
Mr. Liu is a real grandfather. In Chen Caoye's impression, he has a wrinkled face and gray hair. He is a very kind old man. Every time Chen Caoye comes to the mountain to meditate, he stays at their house when he comes down the mountain.
But now, the wrinkles on Mr. Liu's face have been reduced by more than half, his gray hair has begun to turn black, and even his stooped waist has straightened up, and he looks much better than before.
Chen Caoye was confused: "You, how did you become like this?"
"Hey, nothing happened recently. My daughter watches me practice every day. Not to mention, the teachers who teach me practice have said that despite my age, my talent is better than that of the whole family. Look, I’ll be able to build the foundation soon.”
Chen Caoye; "..."
"Cultivation? Building, building a foundation??"
Isn't that the way he went down the mountain
"Hey, look at my memory. Mr. Chen, you have been staying in the mountains for several months. You still don't know. Now that all the people in China are practicing cultivation, you have fallen behind in your cultivation progress for a few months. You'd better make up for it as soon as possible. , otherwise if you encounter these rabbits, pheasants, etc., you will definitely not be able to defeat them."
After half an hour of being educated by Mr. Liu, Chen Caoye came down the mountain in a daze.
It was fine when we were in the village. The villagers were still doing what they were supposed to do. But the aunts who used to chat about the parents in the east and the west in the village changed to chatting about whose children were talented, whose children were hard-working, and where the foreigners were running away. I came to China and wanted to become a disciple.
Walking all the way to the town, the bustling market gave Chen Caoye a feeling of confusion in time and space.
"I'm selling a flying sword. I'm selling a flying sword. Mr. Ji has the same style of flying sword. You deserve to have it. Sir, look at this flying sword. It's very well made. A fat man of two hundred pounds can fly even if he stands on it. As long as he has enough cultivation, It can fly faster than an eagle, and there is also this talisman, a cleaning spell. With a little spiritual power, you can quickly clean the dirty places in your home. I drew this based on Mr. Ji's tutorial, and it is very effective."
"Come on, let's take a look. The genuine copy of "Ji Changze Teaches You the Correct Way of Cultivation" is better than primary school textbooks. It's very cheap. Buy one and get one free."
"Hey, who are you selling these pig teeth to? You're such a big boss. The teeth alone are as tall as someone's. There's no place to put them as decoration."
"You think I thought, this wild boar will become more ferocious as it grows bigger. I was sleeping peacefully in my house when it suddenly broke in. Of course I had to take action and broke my wall. If I don’t sell it, how will I get the money to make up for the loss?”
A carriage flew past in the sky, with several flying swords dragged under the carriage. Someone opened the window and shouted, "Is there anyone going to Yuancheng? Is anyone going to Yuancheng?"
Chen Caoye was stunned.
Gravity is eaten?
No one around seemed surprised by this, and two people even raised their hands and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm going, wait for me."
Almost three meters in the air, the two people jumped up lightly and sat in the car skillfully and naturally.
Chen Caoye: "..."
Carriages and carriages can fly...
Only then did he realize that there were straight lines in the sky, just like roads. Looking further ahead, there were people wearing traffic police uniforms standing on flying swords directing traffic.
Looking further into the distance, there were carriages in the sky, people, and even a man riding a huge parrot passing by. The parrot's eyes were flying and he was cursing: "Fat man, fat man."
The man sitting on the parrot called with his mobile phone: "Boss, what's wrong with you parrot? Why are you still swearing? I'm only 150 pounds. Why am I so fat? Can you fly a flying beast?" Develop the quality education of these flying knights, this means that I have a good temper, otherwise I will definitely report you to the flying knights' rights protection office."
When the parrot heard this, he said, "Fly by yourself! Fly!"
"You're still talking back to me. If I could fly by myself, why would I hire you? Listen, boss, it's talking back to me..."
One person and one parrot flew away, arguing with each other.
Chen Caoye: "...the parrot can talk..."
The people next to him looked at him in surprise: "Don't parrots already know how to talk? Especially after the Great Purge era, their IQs are now as high as those of teenagers. Don't you watch the news?"
"news… "
Chen Caoye chose a restaurant to eat in a daze. There was a TV in the store.
On CCTV Central Channel, the host is still the same as before, and his smile is still cordial and friendly. The official said: "Recently, our country's flying sword training has achieved initial results..."
On the video, soldiers in military uniforms were flying out of neat ranks on flying swords.
"While residents are starting to choose Feijian to travel, they should also pay attention to road rules and safety. On the 12th, there was such a collision with Feijian... "
Chen Caoye: "..."
Everything was natural and normal. The people eating in the restaurant were watching the news and discussing who actually flew under the influence of alcohol. In the end, his flying sword certificate was deducted for six months. During these six months, he could only go to heaven by car. And you can't fly by yourself, etc.
Chen Caoye: "..."
I just went to the deep mountains and forests for a few months! ! !
Why does it seem like the whole era has changed as soon as it comes out! ! !