Today is a very ordinary day. People get up early as usual, go to work, and work at home. There are still a lot of people on the street, and it is busy coming and going.
There is a morning market on this street. They don’t sell anything else. They just carry some vegetables to sell on the street. Some charge money, and some also collect grain. For urbanites who don’t have their own fields, there is a market on this street every morning. An hour of picking on the streets was the highlight.
At first, everyone was busy haggling and asking whether the food was fresh as usual, but suddenly there was a huge roar in the distance.
The sound sounded scary. It didn't sound like thunder or a house collapsing. The roar was so loud that it was scary.
A white-haired old man who was squatting on the ground to choose vegetables suddenly stood up. The smile on his face that was still smiling disappeared instantly. His expression turned pale and horrified, and he looked straight up to the sky:
"Is it a bomber?? Another war??"
As soon as these words came out, the citizens who were just a little confused at first were also frightened. Most of them subconsciously wanted to run away, and only a small number of them looked up to the sky.
There were only a few clouds floating quietly in the blue sky, not to mention bombers, not even a bird.
"No, there is nothing in the sky."
However, someone stood still and listened, and realized that the sound was coming from a distance: "It seems to be the sound coming from over there."
"It's true, this sound is getting closer and closer."
"Oh my god!! What is that??!!!"
As the already huge roar became louder and louder, the fierce and handsome motorcycle team like beasts also appeared in front of them. On each vehicle were police officers wearing police uniforms and homemade helmets. The motorcycles Moving forward at a fast speed, a few familiar faces were running desperately in front of the convoy. You could also hear the angry voices of comrades from the police: "Wang Er Mazi!! Don't run away!! You can run faster than me on two legs." Do we have two wheels?!"
"Hey, this isn't Wang Ermazi. He was caught by the police for stealing something?"
"Good guy, this kid has always run fast, and because he grew up here and is familiar with the situation, the police comrades caught him several times and let him run away. This guy can't run away this time."
"What are those comrades in the police riding? They look so powerful and they run so fast."
I have to say that the scene of the policemen in uniforms chasing thieves on powerful motorcycles is still very handsome. No matter how fast Wang Ermazi runs, he is only a body of flesh and blood. Originally, he was carrying a dozen The younger brother ran together, but as a result, there were only two younger brothers left beside him who were also running very fast.
He really couldn't figure out where the police got the car from. Even if he picked up alleys to go around, climbed walls or trees along the way, the police would be able to chase and intercept him on their cars. .
"No, no, I can't run anymore."
The only remaining one of the younger brothers still couldn't hold on. As soon as he gasped for breath and said this sentence, his feet fell softly to the ground.
The other boy tried to pull him up, but when he stopped, he couldn't hold himself up and collapsed to the ground.
Wang Ermazi didn't dare to stop when he saw this, so he could only continue to grit his teeth and run forward.
Behind them, the motorcycle team continued to move forward, and handsome black cars passed directly by the two people with a huge roar. When they reached the last two cars, these two motorcycles were no different from the same kind of motorcycles that were speeding past in front. A beautiful glide, one left and one right blocked the path of the two thieves in perfect coordination.
The car stopped, and two policemen wearing helmets and uniforms jumped out of the car. They walked towards the two boys with long black sticks in their hands.
Seeing that they couldn't run away, the two younger brothers quickly took out the knives in their arms with trembling hands (they were tired from running), stood up unsteadily, and looked like they were going to fight to the end: "You, you, don't come over, we won't do anything. It’s appropriate, the worst is that we all die together.”
In the past, if they stole something and the owner saw it, they would rely on this trick to scare the person so that they would not dare to argue with them anymore.
After all, I just lost something, what if I really lost my life in a fight.
The two police comrades, who were tall and had long legs, did not take their threats seriously at all. They threw away the long black sticks in a tacit understanding, looked at each other, and then trotted forward, one on the left and the other on the right. forward.
They actually had to use sticks to fight the knives in the hands of these two people (there were too few wooden warehouses in the police station, and they did not have guns).
Not only were the onlookers startled and worried about the two police comrades, who looked very handsome with their helmets on, but the two thieves holding blades were also frightened.
They are just scaring people. Aren't these two policemen afraid of death
What to do now, they have no problem letting them steal things, but if they really hurt people, they don't have the guts.
The two of them could only retreat tremblingly while saying harsh words: "Swords have no eyes, you don't want to die at a young age - uh uh uh uh uh uh."
—Plop.
The thief who was making harsh words rolled his eyes and fell down.
Oops! ! ! !
The people who were originally trying to help the police comrades were frightened and jumped back.
What?
What's going on?
Epileptic? ?
Seeing that the thief who was trying to resist had no ability to resist, the police comrade who shocked him with an electric baton then withdrew his baton and looked at the other thief with his colleagues next to him.
The thief who saw his companion rolling his eyes and fainting after just being touched said helplessly: "...I, I surrender, don't hit me, don't hit me."
After saying that, he turned around and ran away while the two of them relaxed their vigilance.
A police comrade saw this and quickly turned on the baton switch and hit him on the shoulder.
"Uh uh uh uh uh-"
The comrade thief also twitched, his legs went weak and he knelt on the ground uncontrollably.
Seeing that both of them could not move, the police comrades put the batons on their waists, took out handcuffs and handcuffed their hands, and then took out a brick from the small bag on the other side of the waist. A strange black object with an antenna: "a09 report, a09 report, two thieves have been caught, over."
The common people who realized that the police comrade had arrested the person and were approaching were wondering why the police comrade was talking to themselves towards such a thing, when they heard a slightly distorted sound coming from there, but it was not audible. The unclear voice replied: "A01 received, please go to the big locust tree in front to round, over."
"a09 received, completed."
The police comrade cherished the radio and carefully put it back into the small bag. He twisted the thief who was still unable to use his strength to get up. He was about to put the person in the car when he raised his head and was startled.
There were actually people all around.
He was a bit dumbfounded: "Uncles and aunties, what are you doing?"
That's right, most of the locals living in this area know everything about it, and there is only one morning market in the whole place. As a young man who grew up here, after becoming a policeman, the morning market he patrolled the most was the morning market. Most of the people here The regulars all know him, and many even watched him grow up.
"Are you Chang Aiguo?? Aiguo, it turns out it's you. We didn't even recognize you when you were wearing this thing."
The common people who were still in awe and didn't dare to approach him suddenly became bolder when they discovered that this police comrade whose face they couldn't see clearly was actually known to them, and they started asking questions.
"What is this thing you are riding? It looks similar to a bicycle. How come you can run without pedaling? And what is the stick in your hand for?? I just saw you touch someone with it, then People are frothing at the mouth and can’t get up.”
"And this black brick, why is there still sound coming out?"
Speaking of this, the young police comrade couldn't help but straighten his spine, trying hard to cover up his desire to show off. He coughed dryly and said in a nonchalant tone, "This car is a motorcycle. It's easier to use than a bicycle. You don't have to ride it by yourself, and it's much faster than a bicycle. The stick is a police stick, specially used by our police. It has electricity in it, so it can make people lose resistance quickly. Ability, and this..."
He clicked on the small black bag hanging on his waist and said calmly: "This is a police walkie-talkie. Every policeman in our police station who wants to go out has one. As long as they don't go out of the city, even if they are not together, People in the east and west of the city can also use this to report on the progress of the case."
A car that runs faster than a bicycle
A baton that shoots electricity
And a walkie-talkie that can hold conversations even from a distance
These are all things that the residents have never heard of, and they were stunned for a moment.
Looking at their mixed expressions of shock and envy with satisfaction, after finishing the pretense, no, after finishing the popular science, the satisfied police comrade turned handsomely and got into the car, leaned down slightly, and put on his helmet: "Our captain asked us to go round. Sorry, please give me a moment, we are working right now, I will tell you after I get off work."
Although the residents were curious and wanted to ask more questions, they also knew that the case was urgent, so they quickly moved out of the way and watched the two handsome and huge black cavalry roar away.
After riding for a while, the two policemen saw the large locust tree in the distance.
At this moment, the black knights were surrounding the tree in an encircling manner. They formed an encirclement circle with the big locust tree as the center, one car next to the other.
None of the policemen took off their helmets and looked at the trees in silence.
The two policemen quickly parked beside them and looked up at the tree. Sure enough, they saw someone standing on top of the tree. It was Wang Ermazi who was always able to run without holding back.
This tree is quite tall. Although most of the police officers can climb trees, Wang Ermazi is on top. If they climb at this time, if this guy kicks them, their lives will be in danger.
"Wang Er Mazi, come down."
The captain took off his helmet and shouted to the top: "Even if you don't come down now, you can't stay in the tree all the time. We will catch you back anyway. Come down quickly, you will suffer less, and we will save you." Something."
"I don't!"
Wang Ermazi, who was holding on to the tree trunk like a monkey, also shouted loudly at the bottom: "If you have the ability, just stay down below and see who of us can't survive it first."
This guy was such a rogue, they really couldn't do anything about him for a while.
Seeing that they were about to reach a deadlock, a familiar loud roar suddenly came from a distance, and the policemen were startled. This time, in order to catch Wang Ermazi, a famous runner, all the police officers in their police station who had learned how to use motorcycles were .The police are out, who else can ride a motorcycle at this time
As the sound of the car got closer and closer, the figure on the motorcycle also appeared in front of the police.
"It's Comrade Ji."
"Why are Comrade Ji here?"
The police officers cheered up one after another. They couldn't help but raise their chests and heads, showing their most energetic side.
They naturally respect Comrade Ji who single-handedly created their equipment design image.
The equally handsome black knight stopped, Ji Changze jumped down from above, and then the silent brother Jun.
That's right, he didn't ride it himself. Since he actually made a motorcycle using those old discarded parts and various materials that he made by himself, his importance has naturally increased.
Although motorcycles are handsome and fast, it is precisely because of their speed that it would not be a joke if they overturned and hit a tree. Even the police comrades who were already well-educated took turns to practice riding. , every one of them fell bruised and bruised to develop this pretty pretentious drifting technique.
They can practice, but Ji Changze can't.
Even if you are wearing a helmet and protective gear, it will not work. What if you fall and get knocked somewhere? Military buddies know it well. From the moment Ji Changze made his first motorcycle and handed over the drawings to the experts, the experts The drawings were sent to the top.
The first instruction given above is to protect the talent who builds the car with his bare hands.
If Ji Changze hadn't been looking for his two younger sisters, maybe they would all be taking people to the capital now.
Therefore, after learning that Ji Changze wanted to learn to ride a motorcycle, the five military brothers immediately said, "You don't need to learn, we will, and we will learn how to drive you." They quickly positioned themselves as personal drivers.
Compared to ordinary people, Ji Changze, who could almost fall to the ground twice in a short period of time, seemed weak in the eyes of these soldiers.
As soon as Ji Rouruo got out of the car, she threw out the police baton, pressed her hand on the switch, squinted at Wang Ermazi who was hugging the trunk of the tree: "Is that him?"
"It's him, but this guy is running up a tree and refuses to come down. He probably won't be caught for a while." Facing this big guy who helped them upgrade their equipment, the police comrades said in a very gentle tone: "Yes. Comrade, why don't you go back and wait? The sun is still too hot now."
Yes, influenced by watching the military buddies take care of Ji Changze every day, unknowingly, the police comrades also felt that Comrade Ji was a little public scientist who needed to be cared for (crossed out).
"Don't want to come down?"
Ji Changze repeated the words of a police comrade and looked up and down the tree with squinted eyes: "Do you know whose family this tree belongs to?"
Why are you asking about this
The police comrade was confused in his heart, but he recalled it and replied: "It should be planted by the family in front. I remember that their ancestors have lived here for generations. When I was a child, I heard his elders said that this tree was planted by their ancestors. .”
After hearing this, Ji Changze nodded: "I understand."
He turned around and said to Brother Yijun: "Go and see if anyone in this family is home, and tell them I want to buy this tree."
Brother Jun nodded in agreement without even asking a question.
Seeing him turning around to knock on the door, the confused policeman quickly stretched out his arm to hold him back: "Wait, wait, wait a minute."
"Mr. Ji, why did you buy this tree?"
Ji Changze had a look on his face: "Do you even need to ask?" "The tree will be mine after I buy it."
Comrade Police: "...so?"
Ji Changze: "So I can chop down trees."
He patted the tree trunk: "If the tree is cut down, the people on it will not be able to get down."
Comrade police: "???"
Wang Ermazi, who clearly heard the conversation between several people in the tree, said: "..."
Cut down, cut down trees?
I tried my best to look down and saw that the pretty boy (Ji Changze) was serious, and his face turned green.
In Wang Erpazi's heart, countless alpacas ran past and roared:
Didn't he just steal a chicken?
As for being so cruel, riding a bicycle, being chased by ten people and making such a big noise, was it the tree-cutting people who were arresting him?
Could that chicken be made of gold? ! !
He was trembling up there, but he still held out hope. He didn't believe that the people below could really cut down the tree just to force him to come down.
After all, they are policemen after all. He has dealt with these policemen so many times, but he knows very well that they are very merciful.
If he fell directly from the tree, he would definitely be injured, and the police would not bear it.
Thinking about it, Wang Ermazi calmed down a little and continued to hold the tree trunk and listen to what was going on underneath.
As the saying goes, it is the enemy who knows you best. He was right. The police comrades did not agree with cutting down trees directly.
If one of them doesn't operate well and Wang Er's pockmark falls, it will be difficult to deal with it.
They knew that Ji Changze was eager to find the whereabouts of his sisters, so they were prepared to prevent Comrade Ji from cooperating. Unexpectedly, this time the young Comrade Ji was unexpectedly easy to talk to. After hearing what the police said, they nodded in agreement. Come down:
"Okay, then I won't cut it."
After saying that, he said very considerately: "Why don't we all take turns to guard, in groups of five, take turns to sit on the ground out of the sun and rest. You have just guarded, so let's guard it this time."
Wang Erpazi on the tree breathed a sigh of relief.
Okay, okay, seems to be doing fine.
The police comrades did not expect that Comrade Ji would be so cooperative, and they were immediately moved: "It is our job to catch criminals. How can we trouble you? We should guard it ourselves."
Brother Yijun interrupted with a serious look at this moment: "We are all soldiers, and the military and police are all members of the same family. We all work for the country, and we should catch criminals."
Ji Changze: "Yes, it should be."
Seeing their persistence, the police comrades discussed it and finally agreed: "Then let's go sit in front and we'll come over to replace you in a moment."
Ji Changze had an expression of "Leave it to me and you can rest assured". He stood there and waited for the police comrades to go away. Then he turned to Brother Jun and said, "Go and buy this tree, and then ask the folks here to borrow it." Get the saw, I’m going to chop down this tree.”
Brother Jun: "???"
Wang Ermazi, who thought he had escaped from the tree, said: "...???"
Brother Jun: "Chief, didn't you say you won't cut it?"
"Yes, let's just saw instead of chopping. A saw is easier to use. I just don't know if the villagers around me have saws. If not, just ride back to where I live now. There is a saw on the table, which is very useful. If the man falls down and still runs, this saw can cut off his legs, but it is much easier to use than an axe."
Wang Ermazi: Damn it! ! ! ? ?
Why the hell am I going to have my legs amputated just for stealing a chicken?
Are you a human being? ?
Brother Jun also felt that this was not a good idea: "... He is just a thief, so he can't be guilty more than this..."
Ji Changze had a pensive look on his face, as if he had thought carefully before saying: "What you said makes sense, so let's not cut off the legs and just hold them against the tree. Anyway, if the tree breaks and falls, it's the same as falling down due to hunger and fainting in a few days. "
Brother Jun: "..."
Wang Ermazi: "..."
Seeing Ji Changze actually starting to take out the "tree money" from his pocket, Wang Ermazi couldn't hold it in any longer: "Wait, wait, wait, if you really knock down the tree, you are hurting someone intentionally. You know what intentional means Are you hurting anyone? You will go to jail when the time comes."
Ji Changze: "I just knocked down the tree I bought. You are on top and refuse to come down. What do you care about me? Here, take this money and buy this tree."
Even the only law he knew could not stop this "madman", Wang Erpazi panicked.
If the tree fell, he wouldn't be half dead.
"Police!!! Police!!! Come on! This man lied to you, he is going to cut down the tree!!! Police!!!"
Ji Changze chuckled: "Why do you think I asked you to rest far away?"
"Scream, scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken."
Wang Ermazi: "..."
Why is this person more villainous than him
Ji Changze was still urging Brother Jun: "Hurry up, otherwise it will be difficult to do anything when the police come back."
"correct!!"
His eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had suddenly thought of it. He stretched out his hand and pulled out the wooden warehouse from Brother Jun's waist again, quickly loaded the gun and aimed it at Wang Er's pockmarked tree.
"Why bother buying and cutting down trees? Hit him with a wooden barn and he will fall down."
Ji, a young man who doesn't look forward or backward and relies solely on impulse to do things, said in a very regretful tone: "Why didn't I think of such a good way just now? I wasted so much time."
Brother Jun: "???"
Wang Ermazi: "???" Damn it? ? ! ! !
Before Brother Jun could stop him, Wang Ermazi on the tree relented decisively.
After all, Ji Changze's behavior was completely untrue. He no longer had any hope that he was a normal person under the tree and hurriedly surrendered: "No, no, no!!!! Brother, calm down!! Hold on, brother! I'm coming down. You don’t need to hit me, I’ll do it myself!!!”
While carefully hugging the tree trunk and coming down, he did not forget to look at Ji Changze who kept pointing the wooden barn at him: "Well, I'm going down, I'll be down soon. You put the wooden barn away... No, no, no, I I'm not threatening you, I'm just saying, don't let your hands shake, be sure to hold it steady, and don't accidentally fire or something."
He just kept chattering while timidly sliding down the tree. It can be said that he was very desperate for survival.
When he landed on the ground, Brother Jun, who had been waiting with his body tensed next to him, immediately stepped forward and grabbed him.
The military guys reacted at this moment.
Chief, what was he just doing... to scare people
He glanced at Ji Changze, who they had always thought had no scheming intentions, with a complicated expression: "The leader is still smart and knows how to use the wooden warehouse to scare people away. The way you looked just now even fooled us. We thought you really wanted to use the wooden warehouse to beat him." Woolen cloth."
Cha Changze had no intention of admitting it, and looked innocent: "You think I'm scaring him? I really wanted to beat him down just now."
There was a look of reminiscence on his fair face: "In the past, when I caught birds, I would just use a slingshot to knock them down from the trees. I know very well whether this trick works well."
Brother Jun: "..."
You also know that you were shooting birds before.
Wang Ermazi was also shocked by this confident answer. He glanced at Ji Changze, who looked polite and easy to talk to, and silently tried to turn his body so that he could hide behind Brother Jun.
Who the hell is this person? He should stay away.
So, when the police comrades came to change shifts, they were shocked to find that Wang Ermazi had actually come down. Not only did he come down, but when he saw them, he was also very abnormally happy to have escaped, because his hands and feet They were all tied tightly, but they lay down on the ground neatly and rolled with difficulty to the feet of the police.
"Comrade police, please take me away quickly, this man is crazy!!!"
Policemen: “…”
Wang Ermazi: "By the way, didn't I just steal a chicken with my little brother? Are you going to have such a big battle? You chased me for eight streets."
As he spoke, he suddenly raised his head suspiciously: "Could it be that one of my younger brothers caused trouble? Killed someone? Damn it??? Comrade police, you all know me. I'm the most stupid person, and I'm always sneaking around. I've never stolen from a woman this old, it's none of my business, I'm innocent, you've caught me so many times, you should know me very well."
The policemen who listened to his babble before he even opened his mouth asked: "...are you stealing someone else's chicken again?"
Wang Ermazi: “???You don’t know??”
“You don’t know why you’re arresting me?!!!”
Police: "... who arrested you? I just heard that you know a lot of people, and I wanted to ask you about the situation of our kidnapped children. I remember that you seemed to have bought one from a trafficker who almost died of illness." The child was sent to our bureau, so I came to ask."
Wang Ermazi: "Then you ask directly! Why are you chasing me?! I broke my leg and almost died."
The police comrades were also speechless: "We just called you and you ran away. How can we not chase you after you have already run away? If you didn't do anything bad, why did you run away?"
Wang Ermazi: "..."
It was a sin to say the least. He had just finished eating the stolen reed chicken when he saw the police calling him. Could he not run away without feeling guilty
"Then you don't have to ride such an expensive car to catch me, just to catch a little thief like me?? My legs are going to break."
Policeman: "Who said these are specially used to catch you? This is the new equipment of our police station. I just practiced for a day and I ran into you as soon as I put on the equipment."
Wang Ermazi: "..."
So he was still unlucky
In the end, he was dejectedly tied up and allowed to be captured by the policemen riding in black.
Along the way, the residents who had witnessed the drama of "The Black Rider Chasing the King Er Mazi to the Death" were curious to watch and gossip on the roadside.
Everyone exchanges information with each other:
"What did Wang Erpazi do? How did he provoke the police comrades to dress like this and arrest him? I heard they even used batons."
"It can't be a murder! Oh my god, I don't know which family is so unlucky."
"What, Wang Ermazi killed someone? How many people did he kill?"
"Wang Ermazi killed several people??? No wonder the police were riding bicycles, using batons, and using walkie-talkies. He was so cruel. I also heard that the police chased him in order to catch him. It’s been more than an hour.”
"Did you know that the police chased Wang Ermazi for three full hours to catch and kill five or six people?"
"Have you heard? Wang Ermazi killed several people, oh, there was a river of blood. In order to catch him, the police specially asked the capital for equipment. I heard that he fought ten policemen by himself, and the fight lasted for three hours. , the person was caught only after blood was flowing all over the ground."
At the end of the story, he was hung up on the car and taken around the streets. Wang Ermazi, who was used to kill chickens and scare monkeys, just followed the police to the door of the police station when he saw a few people standing at the door who had heard the news. Residents came to watch.
Seeing them coming, they quickly surrounded them. First, they looked at Wang Ermazi who was tied up with fear and vigilance, and then asked the police:
"Comrade police, I heard that Wang Ermazi killed more than a dozen people. Just now you fought with him for more than five hours to catch him, and two police comrades were sacrificed. Are you okay? Do you want to help??"
Wang Ermazi: "???"
The sacrificed police comrade: "???"
While I was in a state of confusion, a woman came over crying: "Erlong, Erlong, Erlong, where are you!"
When she saw the police, she quickly asked: "Comrade, where is my Erlong?? I heard they said that several police officers sacrificed their lives to catch Wang Ermazi. Is my Erlong okay?? Is he okay?"
As soon as she finished speaking, she turned around and saw the pockmarked Wang Er. She immediately became angry and rushed towards him to beat him: "You are a murderer who has killed a thousand people. If my Erlong has two shortcomings, I will make you a eunuch."
"Hey, don't fight, Erlong Ma, Erlong Ma, Erlong is a civilian, he doesn't serve as a police officer, and none of us have sacrificed, so this is nothing."
Wang Ermazi, who stole a chicken with his brothers and was chased for eight streets and almost wet his pants without being frightened by Mucang, was now brutally beaten and turned into a murderer inexplicably: "..."
Wang Ermazi, who was rescued by the police comrades with great difficulty from the people who were agitated and wanted to kill the murderer, felt that it was snowing in June and was so aggrieved that he almost cried:
"Who killed someone!!!"
"Who fought with the police!!!"
“I just fucking stole a chicken!!!”
“It’s just a chicken!!!”