Wang Er's body was numb and he felt numb.
This sentence is quite convoluted, but it is indeed a true portrayal of the current situation.
Wang Ermazi, who was numb all over because he had been tied with a rope for a long time, sat on the chair with a look of sadness on his face.
The police can understand him very well. After all, not everyone can survive on the run for an hour after stealing a chicken, stand in a tree for twenty minutes, be tied into a twist, be rumored to be a murderer, and be beaten up in the street. After a series of events, you can still maintain a happy and good mood.
Although Wang Ermazi was looking for him to ask about the human trafficker, since he revealed that he had just stolen a chicken, he naturally had to deal with this case that could be called theft.
"Tell me, whose chicken you stole."
The police comrade who asked the question and Wang Ermazi can be regarded as "old friends". In the past, this guy was very slippery, and he might not be able to catch him twice even if he was caught ten times. Shamelessly talking nonsense, Ba Ba Ba couldn't get it right even after talking for hours, so he was now ready for a long-term battle.
However, this time Wang Ermazi was very different.
I saw him take a deep breath weakly, and then he said everything in a loud voice: "The old reed hens from the Dongjie Ma Ai Dang family, I caught them while no one was climbing over the wall. The hair was a little black, and the belly was There was also a bunch of eggs in it, but they were very small. The smallest one was about the size of my fingernail. I had eaten all the chicken blood and chicken. I buried the chicken feathers and bones under the old banyan tree in the creek to the west, and fed them into the water next door. rhubarb."
Comrade police: "..."
No wonder every time a neighbor reported that Wang Ermazi had stolen a chicken, they couldn't find any evidence when searching for it. This guy had a one-stop service of destroying corpses and exterminating traces.
"Then please explain again why you stole this one..."
"The MPA made fun of me for having a bad name and that I didn't have a wife. When I got angry, I planned to steal his chickens and eat them to piss him off. I've been thinking about it for several months."
The police comrade took notes: "...Besides stealing chickens, what else have you done..."
"Yes!! Yes, yes!!"
Wang Ermazi was even more anxious than him and nodded wildly: "I stole Wang Shen's pancakes last week, I stole a dried salted fish and two spoons of salt on West Street last week, and I picked up fifty cents last week. I didn’t give the money to the police uncle, and last month I…”
He poured beans through a bamboo tube and explained everything he had done in the past year.
The police comrades who were accustomed to his stubborn resistance said: "..."
He was wondering when he looked up and found Wang Ermazi trembling and staring outside. He turned around and saw Comrade Ji standing by the door, silently looking inside.
"Comrade Ji is here? I'll be ready soon. Wang Ermazi is very cooperative. Once the transcript is finished, you can ask him what you want to ask."
He also smiled at Ji Changze in a friendly manner: "This Wang Erpazi was very stubborn before, but I didn't expect him to be so straightforward today. It's really raining red from the sky."
Then he said to Wang Ermazi: "Okay, now that you have finished explaining, go and talk to Comrade Ji."
Wang Ermazi continued to tremble: ...I told you so quickly because I didn’t want to see him.
"Police, Comrade Police, this Mr. Ji, does he look a little out of place..." He glanced at Ji Changze cautiously, swallowed hard, and swallowed the "scary" on his lips: " Not very friendly, can I not talk to him.”
police:"???"
He glanced doubtfully at Ji Changze, who was gentle and without any energy, and then looked at Wang Ermazi, who was five big and three thick-haired, and said: "Don't even think about playing tricks. You are still guilty of theft, even if you do it to Mr. Ji." Even if you make excuses, I won’t remove your handcuffs.”
Wang Erpazi was anxious: "No!! I didn't play any tricks. You didn't know if you were here before. This person..."
-boom!
Ji Changze silently placed the saw on the table.
Wang Ermazi: "..."
Police: "What happened to this man?"
Wang Ermazi swallowed what he just said with difficulty: "He... he is so nice. I want to see him so much. Please agree to let me talk to him."
The policeman was suspicious: "You? Are these tears in the corners of your eyes?"
Wang Ermazi couldn't help but look at the saw: "When I think that I can talk to such a good person, I can't help but shed tears of joy."
Policeman: This little mouth is making a loud noise.
"Okay, then I'll bring in another colleague. Do you have anything else to say?"
"have."
Facing the saw, Wang Ermazi made the most sincere vow in his life:
"In my life! Never again! Never again! Never again will I steal a chicken!!!"