This winter is destined to be unusual.
People who wrapped themselves tightly on the street and were in a wonderful mood encountered the ultimate test.
Mosquitoes, lots and lots of mosquitoes.
As if they have lost their ability to be cold, they fly freely in the cold winter. When they see a person, they immediately swoop over with an attitude that they have not seen blood in eight hundred years, and land on the person's face accurately, and take another delicious breath.
An urban beauty with exquisite make-up felt a slight pain on her face, and subconsciously patted it. When she picked it up, she found a dead mosquito bleached by loose powder, with her blood flowing out of her stomach.
Urban Beauty: “…”
She was shocked for a second that there could be mosquitoes in such a cold weather. Then she thought of something and shakily took out a small mirror from her bag and opened it. Sure enough, the delicate makeup was covered with blood from the stomachs of mosquitoes.
She almost screamed.
It took an hour to put on the full makeup! ! !
"What? Mosquitoes suck the blood from your face? How is it possible? In such a cold weather, people can freeze to death. The mosquitoes have already cooled down."
After listening to her crying call, her best friend expressed disbelief: "Besides, you are still on the street and not in an air-conditioned room. Are you mistaken?"
"No, it's really a mosquito. How could I not know what a mosquito looks like?"
My best friend laughed while scrolling through Weibo: "Hahahahaha, are you too tired from work... Holy shit?!!!"
The urban beauty hid in the toilet and spent a long time to touch up her makeup. However, she was bitten by a mosquito. It was inevitable that a bump would fall on her face. She hated it and itched her teeth. She muttered that it was really unlucky to be bitten by mosquitoes even in winter. Bite, while turning on the phone.
As soon as I opened it, I saw a message sent to me by my best friend.
[Baby, look at the hot searches on Weibo! !]
What
She opened Weibo and was stunned when she saw it.
[The devil has bred mosquitoes that are not afraid of the cold, and mosquitoes can also suck blood in winter]
Urban Beauty: “…”
The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.
When I clicked on the topic, I could actually see information about the interview with Jin Mei.
In the video, a young man who claims to be the secretary-general of the King of Demons is talking proudly: "Not only have we developed mosquitoes that can come out to suck blood without fear of the cold in winter, we have also changed the biological characteristics of mosquitoes. Originally, mosquitoes As a biological species, only female mosquitoes can suck blood, but the mosquitoes we cultivate are different."
"Our male mosquitoes can also suck blood! In this way, not only can you be sucked by mosquitoes in winter, but you don't have to worry about them not sucking you when you meet a male mosquito."
People watching the video: “…”
Who the hell would worry about mosquitoes not sucking their own blood? ! !
"Moreover, our mosquitoes can directly penetrate thick makeup to suck blood. At the same time, they are no longer afraid of strong smells like ordinary mosquitoes. Even if they are sprayed with perfume, they will still suck blood. Are you surprised? Unexpectedly? An accident? You’re welcome, it’s what we demons should do.”
All netizens: “…”
The whole country of China was stunned by this saucy operation.
[I thank your whole family...]
[I want to kill him! ! Ah, I'm going to kill him! ! ! Don't stop me! !]
[Hehe, hehe, hehehe, I finally got through the spring, summer and autumn, but in the end, winter didn’t let me go either, hehehe.]
[There is a crazy guy upstairs, drag him away.]
A comment has become popular.
[Do you know what I went through today
Today I found out that I lost a pound. I have been losing weight and decided to celebrate it properly, so I spent a lot of money to buy a can of Coke for two yuan, put it in the refrigerator overnight, and took it under the warmth of the heater. I came out and planned to drink Feizhai Happy Water.
Then the tab broke.
The tab... is broken.
I was confused for a few seconds, thinking it was an accident, until I saw news on the Internet that Xi Mei had broken the pull tabs of a batch of cans of drinks, and couldn't open them after struggling for a long time. I had no choice but to give up, put on my mood, and happily put on makeup. I went out to eat. After eating, I went to the toilet and found that there was no paper in the toilet.
Do you know the feeling of squatting in the toilet for half an hour waiting for the next girl to go to the toilet
Then I came out and found out that some evil spirits had replaced all the paper in major businesses and public toilets in the surrounding area with empty rolls with only one piece of paper attached.
It's okay. For the sake of the makeup on my face, I still held back my anger.
Finally, after get off work, my boyfriend asked me to meet and told me that he had carefully selected a gift for me and that I would definitely like it.
I'm looking forward to it! !
When we arrived at the place, my boyfriend kept an expression of "you will be surprised" and took out a beautifully packaged cosmetic box and handed it to me.
I opened it and took a look.
ha!
What a Barbie pink lipstick!
My boyfriend gave me a Barbie pink lipstick as a gift to me when I was twenty-five!
Can you imagine my expression at that time
My boyfriend is still talking about how he joined the "Good Boy Training Class", how he learned from it that girls like pink the most, so lipstick must be given to fans, how he learned to cook braised pork for me who was losing weight, how he spent money Big price, bought a deep dish! purple! color! Eye! film! Give it to me.
Facing my boyfriend who has put in so much effort, is younger than me, and has stars in his eyes looking forward to a surprise from me, I still have to maintain a smile of "Ah, I'm so happy" and finish the meal with my boyfriend with a forced smile. meal.
My lovely boyfriend gave me another surprise after dinner and gave me a Barbie pink bag.
I finally swallowed a mouthful of blood and returned home, planning to wear short-sleeves and feel comfortable at home.
Then, he was surrounded by swarms of male and female mosquitoes.
Now I'm sitting in front of the computer all dressed up, and I just want to think about my life, and my new Barbie pink lipstick Barbie pink bag and dark purple eye shadow palette.]
Ji Changze also saw this comment.
After seeing it, he thought for a few seconds and replied in a large format.
[Don’t call him the boss: thank you for reminding you that there is heating in the north (kind smile)]
All northerners who saw this comment: “…”
They suddenly had an ominous premonition.
The next day, just as everyone expected, in a certain northern area, when everyone was working in a warm room, the heaters that were working so hard quietly stopped.
Indoors, just like in this area where people are spending the summer, they howl in despair and collapse while cursing and quickly buying thick quilts, electric blankets and other southern winter artifacts.
Northerners who happily eat ice cream indoors every winter experience the winter of southerners for the first time.
The instigator, Ji Changze, stood on his umbrella stroller, comfortably bathed in all kinds of screams and curses, with his arms spread wide, enjoying the resentment gathering from all directions.
What a perfect winter.