Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

Chapter 393: Scammers who only know how to draw a big pie (12) (Entrepreneurs who realize the big pie (nutrition...)

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The kidnappers probably never dreamed that one day, they, ordinary bad guys, would face the day when they would be held at gunpoint.

Along with him, there seemed to be seventy or eighty police officers with serious faces and indifferent expressions.

They stood frozen on the spot.

Lao Wu and the younger brothers didn't feel anything was wrong.

After all, according to the script, this is the time for them to say their lines.

Lao Wu opened his mouth and was about to speak.

Before he could say the lines he had memorized along the way, one of the kidnappers suddenly raised his voice and shouted in an almost sharp tone:

"Don't come over!!!"

Lao Wu: "?"

He frowned and glanced at the other party, what happened to the actor who played the kidnapper? Why did you bring yourself to add lines

Looking at the other person's sweating profusely, fear written all over his face, his legs trembling, and veins popping up on his forehead, the doubts and discomfort in his heart turned into admiration.

What is an actor? !

This is what you call an actor! ! !

Just two words: professional! ! !

Even the kidnapper's desperate psychology of fear and collapse when facing the police can be vividly interpreted.

Too strong! !

The kidnapper showed no signs of despair.

They are really desperate! ! !

They are from the same village, and have been involved in petty theft since childhood. This is the first time they have done something big. Since they have no technical content or past experience, they can only start with famous people.

Mr. Jin is the only one who often appears in the news and doesn't like driving. He is easy to attack. If you don't arrest him, who will be arrested

They were also afraid that the matter would be exposed, so they did not dare to put the person back alive and planned to tear up the vote and run away with the money.

As a result, as soon as the call was made and he was about to take the money and leave, why did the police come

There are still so many policemen.

They were armed with guns and they were armed with knives. No matter how blind or stupid they were, the kidnappers knew that they would definitely not be able to defeat these seventy or eighty armed policemen.

Can we not collapse, can we not despair

Lao Wu originally wanted to stop questioning the other party and ask him how he could change his lines at will, but when he saw sweat and tears on the face of the robber actor who was the first to shout, and then knelt on the ground with a bang and begged for mercy, the desire to win in his heart also disappeared. Got excited.

Although these people are professionals, Brother Ze is still a director.

You can’t lose Brother Ze’s people.

He immediately raised his chest and raised his head, looking forward, with a face full of justice, and said righteously: "Zhang Long, Wang Hu, and Liu Xing, you three killed a total of twelve people and sold drugs. If you don't surrender, you will be killed." We have the right to shoot you."

After speaking, he raised his right hand and waved it.

All the boys immediately loaded their guns in order as Ji Changze taught them before.

The robbers were all confused: "...I, we don't call it this name."

"Officer, you arrested the wrong person, you arrested the wrong person."

Lao Wu breathed a sigh of relief, finally understanding the script.

In the script, the gangsters saw the situation exposed and deliberately paralyzed the police in order to escape, but the clever heroine had already seen through them, and the police did not trust these kidnappers.

In the end, they told the truth after being taken to the police station. They were indeed those people. The reason why they kidnapped the heroine was because they had been helping the heroine's enemies. This time they were paid to kill the heroine. mouth.

It's just that after the heroine found out about this, she used her plan to deliberately reveal that she was very rich, leading the kidnappers to earn another ransom before killing her.

After quickly going over the script in his mind, Lao Wu continued to read the lines: "Don't think about sophistry. In order to arrest you, we dispatched police forces from two police stations. Now we are surrounded by police outside. Anyone who knows what they are looking for will surrender immediately." , if there is any wrongdoing, we have the right to shoot you to death on the spot."

Zhao Di, who was left downstairs, looked up, pointed the gun on his back at the kidnappers, and pressed a button.

Immediately, several small red dots appeared on the two leaders.

Kidnappers: "..."

They also gained a lot of knowledge in order to become villains.

Is this a sniper?

They just kidnapped one person!

There were dozens of police officers in front of him, and they were also surrounded by police officers outside, with snipers taking aim nearby.

The legally illiterate kidnappers were completely bewildered.

Even an experienced person might not be able to escape in such a situation.

Their hands became weak and their legs became weak.

Both legs began to tremble.

Lao Wu was still reading his lines: "I'll count to three. If you don't give up resistance, we'll shoot immediately. Three, two..."

"Don't shoot, don't shoot!!!!"

After a few pops, the kidnappers knelt down neatly.

Tears and nose ran down a lot, and he kowtowed crazily as if he wished he could faint.

"This is really our first time, sir! It's really true!! Even kidnapping is our first time. In the past, we only sneaked things and watched women taking a shower. Sir, we are really unjust!!"

"We really don't have that name!!"

They kowtowed with no more force. After only a few kowtows, their foreheads were bruised, but a few of them seemed not to feel it and continued to kowtow desperately.

The younger brothers who watched it all felt that their heads ached.

Damn it, I can’t blame him for being a professional.

It hurts to look at it!

I didn’t expect that acting is quite a waste of brains!

They admired it in their hearts, but they didn't dare to show timidity on their faces because they couldn't continue to perform, even in front of their own people.

If they make mistakes in front of outsiders, they still have to face it.

"You guys, go tie them up."

Lao Wu gave the order before he remembered.

Oh, the props are still in the car.

What are they tied up with

Fortunately, these kidnappers were professionals. When they saw that the police were no longer planning to kill them, they quickly grabbed the rope next to them while crying with snot and tears.

"Sir, we are really innocent. We don't know the people you mentioned at all."

While handing over the rope, he looked at the gun on the "policeman" in front of him with fear in his eyes.

Lao Wu has watched so many TV series and movies, and this is the first time he has encountered a kidnapper who actively handed the rope to the police. Obviously, there must be no such kidnappers in reality.

So these actors and teachers must have helped them get around it when they saw that they didn't bring any props.

I didn't expect that these actors and teachers are not only good at acting, but also so helpful and considerate.

Lao Wu was so moved that he wanted to treat these teachers to a drink after the performance. Although he had no money, if he asked Brother Ze to borrow money, Brother Ze would still lend it.

On the surface, he became more serious and looked seriously as he watched the boys tie up the actors and teachers.

Although the boys were called gangsters in the past, the biggest bad thing they did was stealing chickens to eat, and they never kidnapped anyone.

They were worried, and Brother Ze didn't teach them on the way.

But fortunately, these few are all smart. Looking at the actors and teachers who were squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, they thought wittily that they had learned to tie pigs from their elders when they were killing pigs at home.

After some operations, the "police" tied several people to a stick and silently returned to Lao Wu (there were no lines in the script).

Lao Wu: "..."

Seeing that several actors and teachers didn't say stop, he coughed dryly and said, "Okay, take it back to the bureau."

The kidnappers were relieved to see that they had indeed put away their guns and no longer planned to kill them.

Fortunately, they surrendered quickly enough, otherwise they would have been regarded as drug-trafficking criminals, and if they were arrested again, they would not have been shot twice.

Just as he relaxed, a man's voice suddenly came from downstairs.

He seemed to be angry about something, and his tone was full of annoyance.

"What to bring back?!!"

Ji Changze said this after seeing that they had tied up the people. As expected, there were seventy-nine people in Lao Wu's group alone. In addition to the "guns" in their hands, there were also " Sniper", the kidnapper resisted because he was crazy.

He pretended to be angry: "What's the matter with you? I ran away before I finished speaking and took me back to the bureau. Everyone is like you, so why should I give orders or catch any gangsters? I'll just kill them." .”

Gangsters: "????"

Their eyes widened in an instant, and they looked at the "police" in front of them with horrified eyes.

When Lao Wu and the others heard Ji Changze's voice, they immediately lowered their heads and looked down: "Brother Ze, do you want to change it to shooting to death?"

Ji Changze seemed to be because they didn't understand what was wrong until now, so he rolled his eyes angrily: "Yes, kill him! Kill him now!"

He scolded him while climbing up: "I was really convinced by you, so I turned around and pinched my watch. When I turned around, there was no one there. How can I safely take you with you like this... Come down and give me a hand, eight hundred I haven’t climbed a tree in years and I can’t climb it.”

Lao Wu looked at Ji Changze who was climbing up, and then at the kidnappers who were about to pee with fear. He lowered his head and looked at the gun in his hand:

"Just start?"

He raised his gun and pointed it at the head of the "actor teacher who played the kidnapper", smiled in a friendly manner, and said to the other party in a negotiating tone:

"Sorry, I'll try first."

In the eyes of the kidnappers, it was this young man in police uniform who raised his gun at him because of his boss's order, and the muzzle of the gun was almost pressed against his head.

And the other party, obviously about to take his life, still smiled.

The more calm and calm the smile, the more frightened the kidnapper is.

Lao Wu happened to touch the muzzle of the gun at this time and muttered to himself: "It shouldn't hurt, right?"

There doesn't seem to be any bullets in it.

Kidnapper: "...no, no..."

――Click.

Lao Wu pulled the trigger directly.

Kidnapper: "..."

His eyes turned white and he fainted.

Lao Wu admired him even more. He turned back to Ji Changze who climbed up and said, "Brother Ze, this teacher is really good. He even pretends to be dead."

Ji Changze stood still and cursed directly:

"Can't you hear when I say something sarcastic? Use your brains and think about it. There is no equipment here. It's a crappy show!! Everyone is not active in their work at ordinary times, but they run fast when they make mistakes!! You know me? Are you tired of chasing after you?!!”

After saying that, he glanced at the several kidnappers on the ground who "looked horrified after witnessing their companions being shot to death" with disgust on their faces:

"Who brought this person? You brought such an ugly person and didn't say a word to me."

"Brother Ze, weren't they invited by you?"

Lao Wu was scolded and looked confused.

Ji Changze looked at the vaguely tied figure not far away: "What is that for? Did you also find it?"

"The heroine."

The two of them said a few nonsensical words, and Lao Wu also remembered that the heroine was still tied up.

Heroine! It must be at the star level! ! !

He couldn't figure out the classification of actors. His heart was trembling. He quickly ran over to untie the rope to show his courtesy. While untying it, he said:

"I'm sorry, teacher, I just forgot about you. My name is Lao Wu, and your name is... Oh my god!!!!"

A shrill scream echoed throughout the unfinished building.

"Brother Ze!!! Why does the heroine still have a beard?!!!"