Ji Changze's attitude towards Xiao Lu was at least twice as good.
Because thanks to him, when girls talk about superpowers again, the first thing they talk about is no longer Ji Changze’s superpower that “because everyone thinks of him as a central air conditioner, his superpower is a central air conditioner.”
It was replaced by Xiao Lu who said, "Wherever you appear, there will be a couple of lovers, so the invisibility ability can only be used by saying [I should be under the car and not in the car]".
The campus male god finally got rid of his position as the number one "source of the most bizarre superpowers".
Before Xiao Lu was single, I'm afraid he would have been sitting on it.
"So, you have to think more about how to get out of singles. Look, there are fifty people in our team, and forty-six of them are girls."
Ji Changze comforted him in a decent manner:
"In addition to my Yangyang, there are also many girls who are in love with Xiao Hua. Aren't there many others? If you behave well and show your good manly side, some girls will fall in love with you."
Xiao Lu was comforted.
He mustered up the courage to try to connect with the girls.
Then I was comforted by the girls for a long time.
Xiao Lu:==
After experiencing "I Ying Li Di", the girls obviously regarded him as an object of affection.
Commonly known as sisters.
It is probably difficult to get out of the singles internally.
Ji Changze comforted him: "It's okay, our team will expand."
Although fifty people are enough.
That night, everyone slept at the gas station.
This night, Wu prepared to cook.
I have to say, the taste of his cooking is surprisingly good.
Such simple ingredients can produce such a good taste.
After everyone had eaten, they made their beds and lay down to get ready for sleep.
As usual, we take turns keeping vigil according to the schedule.
The night was uneventful.
For students who have just left school, these calms can calm the nervous, worried and fearful hearts of the unknown.
But it is precisely because I think too much.
Everyone was actually a little sleepy.
So, everyone got up and held an impromptu party.
The content of the meeting was mainly about how to organize things in the future.
Most of the fifty people came out because of Ji Changze and the others.
Ji Changze's destination is to go home.
Those who were willing to come out with him only came out after asking for the direction of his home.
Those girls who stayed behind were probably because their home direction was opposite to where Ji Changze and the others planned to go. If they followed them out, they would not be able to see their families.
A girl asked cautiously.
Her home is on the route from here to Ji Changze's home. Can you wait for her then
After going through so much, everyone knows that the first thing they face when arriving in a new place is a large number of zombies.
No one could confidently ask his companions to accompany him in danger, so there was only one person waiting for her request.
"Wait for me for three days. If you wait, we will leave together. I can take care of my parents."
"If you can't wait, just leave."
As soon as she said this, many girls who had always wanted to go home nodded:
"And me, can I do the same?"
"I also want to try going home to find my parents. Even if it's them... I'd have to see the body before I'm willing to do it."
Ji Changze sat cross-legged, peeling melon seeds and listening to their conversation.
Seeing so many people asking for the same thing, he asked strangely:
"Then why don't we just form a homecoming alliance, walk all the way to a line, and pick up the family members of the alliance members one by one?"
Seeing everyone looking at him blankly, he continued:
"The first ones we will go to must be the Yangyang family and the Wu Bei family. After receiving their families, we will go towards my house. If you are willing, we can all go in and out together."
“Everyone’s home, everyone goes there together, just walking all the way there.”
No one answered.
After a long while, a girl raised her eyes with red eyes: "Is it really okay? Can we really go home all the way?"
Ji Changze waved the map of China he found:
"With this map here, there will definitely be no problem."
The girl was so excited that she started to cry.
The girl next to her was about to wipe away her tears when she suddenly thought of something and jumped up immediately:
"Don't cry, don't cry! Your tears will turn into gasoline! The quilt will be ruined!"
"Take the quilt away! This quilt was hard to find!!"
"Quick, quick, get her little red bucket!"
"Come on, come on, the little red bucket is here."
After half a minute of fussing, the girl hugged the little red bucket and started crying happily.
The gasoline fell into the barrel drop by drop, and the smell of gasoline suddenly filled the air.
Other girls who also wanted to cry: "..."
What should I do? Smelling the smell of gasoline and seeing gasoline dripping from my companion’s eyes, I really couldn’t cry.
The girl who was watched by a circle of people crying was holding the little red bucket, and she was a little unable to cry.
"You, whatever you are looking at me doing, I am so embarrassed that I cry."
Wu Bei: "You'd better cry. Don't miss such a good opportunity to save gas."
"If you don't have the strength, how about I tell you a bad joke?"
The girl holding the little red bucket: ...what should I do if I don’t want to cry anymore.
Finally, Ji Changze clapped his hands:
"Okay, okay, I just found so much gasoline, not to mention her tears. If you cry at night, your eyes will be swollen tomorrow. How will you be able to see the road then?"
"All sleep."
Naturally, his prestige in everyone's mind was nothing to say. As soon as he spoke, everyone began to lie down and sleep.
They all brought these sheets and bedding from the dormitory, and some of them were also found at the gas station.
Now is the end of the world. Things are used less and less, so everyone cherishes what they use.
After carefully making the bed to ensure that everyone could sleep softly and soundly even if they were on the floor, everyone quietly huddled under the quilt and pillowed on the pillows and began to prepare for bed.
But before closing her eyes, a girl thought of a question:
"Senior Ji, if we form a homecoming alliance, wouldn't you be the leader?"
Ji Changze: "... Isn't the alliance leader a bit unpleasant? Is there any other title?"
"I know this. I've watched a lot of martial arts movies. Let's call him the leader."
"The leader sounds like a Taoist priest. Nagasawa and Yangyang both have babies. I think the city leader sounds good."
"City Lord, you also need a city, we only have cars."
"Then call the car owner?"
"Isn't the car owner Xiao Lu?"
Xiao Lu, who was lying silently in the corner and succumbing to sleep, said: "... Hello!"
There was laughter all around.
Amidst such laughter, everyone slowly fell asleep.
That night, many people had sweet dreams.
I dreamed that they returned home, found their parents, and then moved forward with the motorcade.
Early the next morning, a group of people were in high spirits again.
This time, it was indeed a long journey.
They stayed open for five or six days.
Of course, it's not that the journey is really that far, but that there are always some emergencies that have to be stopped and dealt with on the road.
for example:
There are too many zombies around to get through.
The damaged vehicle blocked the roadside.
Trees have fallen and need to be moved.
The chickens stopped laying eggs and everyone got out of the car to look for bugs.
Only the last one was done by everyone together.
Their car happened to stop beside a wet farmland. The farmland here was very wide. At first glance, there were only two or three zombies. After taking care of these zombies, they would start to make a fire to eat.
As soon as Wu Bei stood by the farmland, he asserted:
"There are definitely earthworms in here, and there are lots of them."
"Believe me, I'm a professional! If we catch them, we will definitely gain a lot! Once the earthworms are caught and the chickens eat them and lay their eggs, I can also try to make cakes."
So the people who didn't cook worked hard to catch it in the fields, and as expected, the harvest was great as Wu Bei said, and they caught many... eels.
These eels were obviously put in by the owner of the field for breeding, but no one is harvesting them now.
Although it is not fish, eel tastes very good.
There are some girls who did not eat elongated creatures like eels before the end of the world, but they have worked so hard for more than ten days without eating meat. Let alone eels, even crocodiles are their first reaction when they see them.
For a time, the cooks were cooking and the eel catchers were catching eels.
Everyone also competed over who had the biggest eel.
It's just that these eels may have been put in from the same batch, and they are all about the same size. Comparing them is really a bit of a postgraduate test.
"Hahahaha!! My eels are bigger than yours!!"
Senior Sister Xinghe excitedly raised a long strip in her hand.
The school girls looked at each other: "...S-Senior, that's a snake..."
"Huh?"
Senior Sister Xinghe took down the long bar and looked at it:
"It's really a snake."
Wu Bei glanced at it from a distance: "Snake soup is not bad! Senior sister, bring the snake up."
Then Senior Sister Xinghe became excited again:
"Haha!! My snake is bigger than your eel!!"
School girls: “…”
Ji Changze, who was stirring the pot with a spoon, looked at his companions who were noisy in the field, and then looked down at the few eggs left.
Squatting on the hen that hasn't eaten any bugs since leaving school and has "wilt" written all over its body.
Tenderly caressing its wings:
"Hey, it's so pitiful. It's been so long since I've eaten bugs, and I haven't even laid any eggs."
"If I don't lay eggs, I'll have to eat you. Hey, it's even more pitiful."
hen:…
It clucked and went off to find bugs.
Ji Changze was very satisfied with the hen's success. He stirred the pot twice more and then shouted:
"time to eat!"
Wu Bei was the first to come over, and after taking a sip of the soup, he began to dislike it:
"You put in too much salt again. Really, let me do it next time. I won't mind the trouble."
A group of people came up laughing and joking, and Senior Sister Xinghe, who was carrying the snake, suddenly made a sound and threw the snake out:
"This snake bites people."
Others suddenly became nervous: "It won't be poisonous, right?"
"No, don't worry, I know that species, it's just an ordinary cauliflower snake."
"Okay, let's go up. Where is the snake? Where did it go?"
After searching again and again, I heard another exclamation:
"Come and see! There's a big python!"
“It’s still white!!”
Xiao Lu also hurried over to join in the fun:
"Damn it, it's so big, white lady."
As soon as he finished speaking, the snake slowly moved and turned into a familiar light spot (Fu Qingli:...). When it came together again, the place where the big white python was lying turned into a seven-year-old snake. little boy.
Everyone was shocked.
Xiao Lu: "... Bai, Bai child?"
Wu Bei watched from a distance and was so surprised that he dropped the chopsticks in his hand and quickly ran over to join in the fun:
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Another superpower like Fu Qingli appears?"
Ji Changze also put down his bowls and chopsticks and slowly walked over with Yuan Yang to join in the fun.
When they passed by, the child was sitting with his knees in fear, looking at everyone present with wide eyes in fear.
Because Fu Qingli was in front of them, no one was too surprised. Another girl came up and asked:
"What's your name?"
"Why are you here?"
Unfortunately, no matter what everyone asked, he remained silent.
When Wu Bei saw it, he took out his pen and paper and handed it over: "Kid, if you don't want to talk, you can just draw it."
The child looked at him carefully, maybe thinking that he looked fat and white and didn't look like a bad person, so he took the pen and paper.
Just resting on his lap, he glanced at the weapons and wrote and drew.
People around looked at it with gusto:
"This kid draws comic strips."
"The painting is quite decent, but I can't understand the content."
"Chenchen, he still looks at you, eh! He looks at me too!"
Ji Changze did not squat down like them, but stood and looked down.
In the little boy's painting, first a man (without long hair) appeared, killed a hideous-looking person (zombie) with a wide mouth, and then put on something like a glove and took a piece of meat from the zombie.
Then he went to a room and threw the piece of meat into a vat of unidentified liquid.
Then, he carried the bucket into another room and was talking to a very strong man. In the corner were many women (with long hair) with ropes tied around their necks.
He used the water to make a meal, and when it came time to eat, everyone gathered together to eat, including him.
The big man watched them all eat before he started eating.
Halfway through eating, he looked down at the time on his watch.
Then he suddenly rushed up, ran to the corner, cut the ropes around the women's necks with a knife, and pushed them into the inner room.
Outside, other people stood up angrily, picked up weapons and walked towards him. He opened his arms to block the door.
Then, he also became ferocious and opened his mouth.
Those who were still besieging him also turned into exactly the same faces after falling to the ground and standing up, with their mouths wide open.
They started walking around together.
Until the women inside came out.
After a battle, these people all fell to the ground, and he was the only one still standing.
He was tied to a pillar, and a woman walked over, crying (with two long strips painted on her face) and hugged him from behind.
Someone handed over a block (that was a gun, right?).
The woman pressed it against his head.
After that, he didn't open his mouth anymore.
The women put him down, carefully arranged his clothes, closed his eyes, and wiped his face.
Finally they dug a hole and put him in it.
After burying the soil, they stood there, holding razors and slit their faces one by one.
Although the painting style is so crude and childish, Ji Changze seems to have watched one clip after another.
He looked at Wu Bei and finally knew this man's original ending.
The other party was still shouting excitedly:
"It's me you drew! Xiao Lu, don't fight with me. He drew me. Look, all the moles on my neck are there, only I have a mole on my neck."
"This kid seems to like me. I can't help it. I'm very charming."
"But what does this painting mean? I can't quite understand the stick figures."
In fact, except for Ji Changze, no one could understand it very well.
There Wu Bei tried to translate:
"It should be a painting. The painting is... I went out hunting and caught a giraffe. Then I went back to cook and ate the giraffe with a bunch of bears. There were two lines on the head tied next to it, which were the antlers of a sika deer. Bar?"
"I locked the sika deer in the house, and then I ate with the bear. The food I made was so delicious that everyone danced excitedly.
Finally, the sika deer also came out to dance, and then the sika deer was also conquered by my rice, and even asked me to play with building blocks and cover me with a quilt. "
"Eh!"
"This story is rich in plot. If it were placed before the end of the world, there would be no problem in publishing it."
Wu Bei was excited and touched the little boy's head:
"You are discerning, kid. I know my cooking is delicious. Did you hear us just now?"
The little boy blinked and touched his forehead, as if wondering why there was no hole there.
When he turned his head and found that Senior He Chenchen and the others had smooth and white faces, his face became even more confused.
Just when he was confused, Wu Bei picked him up.
"Leader, let's take this child with us. He's pretty good at drawing. Maybe he can draw us maps when he grows up."
"Look, he even drew a fairy tale for me."
Ji Changze looked at each picture without changing his expression:
"It's quite a fairy tale."
"Just take it with you, but didn't I say that? Don't call me Alliance Leader."
Wu Bei smiled and hugged the child and ran away:
"Okay leader, no problem leader."
After I sat down and took a bite of the food, I could hear his purring voice again:
"Leader, you'd better stop cooking. There's not enough salt in this dish."
"Let me do it next time."
He Chenchen touched his face.
"Why do the kids always look at my face? It's like there's a painting on my face."
She wanted to ask Senior Xinghe, but it turned out that Senior Xinghe was still trying to find the snake that was thrown out, and she couldn't forget the snake soup she almost ate.
The senior girl from the baseball club also touched her face.
She had just been stared at by the little boy for a long time.
Soon, she found the reason:
"I must be so beautiful that all the children are stunned."
"I see!"
He Chenchen also answered happily:
"It's not in vain. I won't forget to apply moisturizer and lotion to take care of my face in the end of the world."
"I'm so beautiful, even the kids can't resist me."
They talked and laughed and went to eat.
"Ah!!! Arms!! You actually stole my sausage! Give it back to me!!"
"You even stole my spicy chips!!"
"Yangyang, look at him!! He doesn't regard me as a sister at all!"
"You didn't treat me like your younger brother when you stole my spicy noodles!"
These two were making a fuss, and the others were watching the fun without being surprised.
Senior Xinghe, who finally caught the snake, was satisfied and carried the snake over. When she turned around, she saw Ji Changze still standing there and called him:
"Leader! It's time to eat!!"
Ji Changze then also smiled.
"coming."