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Shi Qing and Meng Qing found a fortune teller under the bridge.
This fortune teller wears a yellow vest, has a long beard, and wears sunglasses. He claims to be blind. He speaks with a local accent. Maybe he feels hot. With a towel in his hand, he wipes the water from his forehead for a while. , in front of a gossip map.
Knowing that Shi Qing and Meng Qing were going to tell fortunes, he first picked up the tortoise shell and shook it, then poured out the copper coins inside, watching the copper coins on the ground stand still for half a minute before sighing, his face showing a horrible look.
"Hey yoyo, it's incredible, the two of you, are you here to count your feelings? It's incredible, you're emotional, you two will be hindered when you are together."
Meng Qing opened her eyes slightly and looked up and down at the fortune-teller who didn't look like an orthodox Taoist fortune teller in front of her, and her face gradually became hesitant.
He quietly leaned into Shi Qing's ear and whispered, "How does he know that we are here for feelings?"
When Lai Shiqing saw him, he said that he would take him to do the math, but Meng Qing was not very happy to come.
After all, he was from an orthodox Daoist family, but every time he and Shi Qing were counted, they couldn't figure out anything.
This is understandable, since Shi Qing is not a human being, of course, nothing can be counted.
And now, this seemingly unreliable fortune-teller has spoken out.
The Demon King took a sip of the milk tea in his hand and raised the hand held by the young Taoist priest.
He imitated Meng Qing's appearance, and leaned closer to Dao Chang's ear, his charming voice lowered: "This is full of streets, do you see any two men of our age holding hands."
Meng Qing suddenly realized.
The "Master" is still talking.
"It's incredible, your relationship is destined to be unacceptable for your family."
"especially you."
He pointed to Shi Qing who was looking at him with a smile, rubbing his beard with an unfathomable face: "Your family can't tolerate you."
"It may be your Baba, or it may be your Di Ma Ma. In short, they will block you, but it doesn't matter, you met me, that's your luck, Jiang Zi, I'm kind, I'll give you a solution Suffocating, help you avoid this danger."
Shi Qing still smiled: "Then Master, how much does this evil spirit cost?"
"Hey, what are you talking about money?"
The fortune teller waved his hand with a look of "I don't love money", then stretched out his hand and raised three fingers:
"three hundred."
"Okay, I'll give you three hundred."
Shi Qing took out three hundred and handed it to the master, still smiling and looking good-tempered.
"But Master, you have to sign a letter for me. If what you say is false, you will have to pay the price."
Fortune Teller: "..."
He carefully glanced at the two in front of him with his eyes under the sunglasses.
They are all long legs and tall.
Meng Qing is okay, although he looks handsome, but his temper is good.
Shi Qing on the side was different. Although he was smiling, he looked very dangerous.
And he wears sunglasses, and Shi Qing also wears them.
Obviously they are all black, his sunglasses are just like the blind ones, and Shi Qing's wearing them is very handsome.
Not to mention their looks and temperament, these two are two strong young men, and he must not be able to beat them.
Thinking, he pulled his face.
"It doesn't matter if you believe it, it doesn't count if you don't believe it. To be Moss, you have to do this and that."
As he said that, he stretched out his hand, put away the stall, picked up the blind crutches on the side, holding his stall with one hand, holding the blind crutches at the same time, and groping with the other hand in front of him.
very blind.
Shi Qing raised his eyebrows, stepped forward with his long legs, and stopped in front of him: "Master, don't count?"
"You don't believe me, it's still a Moss, it's not."
The fortune-teller groped in front of him with his hands, and while groping, he said with anger, "Don't block me, you will bully me even if I am blind."
"Let me tell you, I have been able to see ghosts since I was three years old, I was able to understand Yin and Yang at the age of five, I worshipped under the door of a master since I was a child, and I went out of the mountains when I was a teenager. Very effective!"
At this moment, an aunt passed by. The aunt was wearing colorful clothes and was hurrying on her way. She heard them talking, glanced at them, and said to herself:
"This fortune teller has come out to fool people again."
fortune teller; "… "
He coughed dryly, pretended not to hear anything, and continued groping forward.
Seeing that Shiqing did not move, he said angrily; "What are you doing, is it difficult for you, a young man, to bully a blind old man like me! Is there any reason for God!"
Shi Qing; "How do you know I'm a young man."
Fortune Teller: "..."
"Then me, then I can count it, can I figure it out?"
Meng Qing gently pulled the Demon King's hand.
"forget it."
Shi Qing leaned into his ear: "I have something to do with him."
After whispering to his lover, he continued to ask the fortune teller: "Are you really blind?"
The fortune teller straightened his waist: "Yes, I'm really blind!"
"Didn't lie?"
"I lied to you to be Moss."
The Demon King stretched out his hand as fast as the wind and took off the glasses on his face.
The two looked at each other.
The fortune teller stared at Shi Qing with his eyes open: "..."
After a few seconds, he immediately began to have no eyes, and stretched out his hand to grope in front: "You are Moss! Give me back your eyes, you Jiangzi bully a blind man, won't your conscience hurt!"
Shi Qing clicked his tongue and said, "Really blind?"
"Of course."
The fortune-teller: "I'm welcome!"
After speaking, he shouted: "Qinglong!!"
"Blue Dragon!!!"
Called several times, but no response.
His face stiffened.
Then he changed his name; "Prosperity!"
"Wang Wang Wang Wang!!!"
The dog barking came from far to near almost immediately, and a black dog ran over happily with its tail wagging, with its own rope in its mouth.
It was also wet, and as it ran, water dripped from its hair.
When it was at the master's feet, it obediently put the rope on the ground, squatted beside the fortune-teller, stuck out its tongue and tilted its head, and looked at Shi Qing and Meng Qing obediently.
Meng Qing likes animals, and as soon as his eyes fall on Wang Cai, he can't help softening.
The fortune teller groped and squatted down in a decent manner, rubbing his hands on the ground.
When Wang Cai saw it, he picked up the rope on the ground, raised his head and handed it to him.
With the rope in his hand, the fortune-teller was justified.
"Have you seen it, this is my guide dog."
"Aren't most of the guide dogs Labrador retrievers?" Shi Qing looked at the grown-up black dog: "This one seems to be a Chinese pastoral dog."
"Which one said that the guide dog for the blind can only be a breed dog. I, the Ditu dog, is a guide dog for the blind. No, you can see."
As he said that, he closed his eyes, held this local dog named Wangcai in his hand, and walked steadily forward.
Wang Cai is indeed like what he said, trotting forward with small steps, when he encounters an obstacle, he will shout, and then the owner with his eyes closed will avoid it.
As the fortune teller walked, he shouted in front: "See, I can go this far."
After a few more steps: "Look, guide dog!"
After a few more steps: "I didn't lie to you."
Then he walked all the way to the corner, making sure that Shi Qing and Meng Qing could no longer see him, so he pulled the dog and started to run wildly.
"Let's go, let's run and make money."
One man and one dog ran across the river, and then ran to the rows of trees.
The demon king pulled Meng Qing to sit on the tree, watching the back of a man and a dog running fast.
Meng Qing waited until the fortune-teller had run away before turning to ask Shiqing, "What's the matter with you looking for him? I think he's very ordinary, and he doesn't look like a bad person. Although it's not accurate, his anger is like that of a normal person. Same."
There are fortune tellers like this all over the street, and it's almost the same as this.
Shi Qing's shoulders leaned against Meng Qing's shoulders tightly, feeling the warmth coming from him, and yawned:
"Kiss me and I'll tell you."
Meng Qing's ears turned red.
Now the sun is about to set, and the surrounding sky is gradually darkening, but in his eyes, he still sees the Demon King very clearly.
The Demon King's eyes that are always smiling are slightly curved, and the corners of their eyes are raised.
The devil's rosy lips.
The Demon King has beautiful and slender hands.
He leaned in slightly, and under the cover of the branches, became Shi Qing's request.
When he turned around again, the tips of the young Taoist priest's ears were already red.
He took the initiative to stretch out his hand and gently pulled Shi Qing, his warm voice with a hint of shyness:
"You can use it in exchange."
"Even if you don't need it, I'll kiss you."
"Oh?"
The Demon King looked at him with a smile and leaned into the other's arms: "Then why have I never seen you take the initiative?"
Meng Qing's face also turned red.
This time, he took the initiative, bowed his head slightly, and once again, under the cover of the branches, it became a deeper communication activity.
The young Taoist priest carefully held the Demon King's hand, his fingertips kneaded his soft palm unconsciously, and asked expectantly:
"When this matter is done, go back with me to see Master."
Having said this, his face turned even redder, he blinked embarrassedly, his long eyelashes drooped, and said in a low voice, "Master raised me, I think, I want to go see him with you."
This sentence means meeting the parents.
"no problem."
Shi Qing agreed immediately, and smiled and teased Meng Qing: "What if your master doesn't agree."
Meng Qing is actually thinking about this issue these days.
He said seriously: "Master does not agree, I will ask Master to agree."
As he said that, he said to Shi Qing, who couldn't see any worry at all, "Don't worry, Master has lived for a long time, and he should be more likely to accept this kind of thing than ordinary people."
Shi Qing nodded: "Zheng Xing has lived for a long time."
"Five hundred years ago, I met him once, but at that time he was only two hundred years old. He hadn't worshipped the halal view, and he didn't practice Taoism. He saw me from a distance and ran away."
Meng Qing's face was bewildered.
Five hundred years, plus two hundred years.
Isn't that seven hundred years
He always thought that Master was only over a hundred years old. Although he said that practicing Dao Dharma can extend his lifespan, the lifespan of human beings is not much longer, at most two hundred years.
The young Taoist priest blinked in confusion: "That master... is very powerful, and he is more than 700 years old."
"Well, it's very powerful, but I'm too timid."
Shi Qing skipped the topic, "Do you have an invisibility charm?"
Meng Qing obediently took out the invisibility charm.
The two of them posted one each and went to the place where the blind fortune-teller was just now.
***
The fortune-telling blind man's surname is Zhang, and people call him Zhang blind man.
Of course he wasn't really blind, he just pretended to be blind by wearing sunglasses so that the guests could trust him.
He grew up here. It used to be a remote area. Although the scenery was beautiful, the people in the village were poor. He also grew up here. These scenery that can only be seen but not eaten are of no use to them.
Later, it was developed into a tourist area, and tourists all came, which made the villagers earn more.
Zhang Blind is an orphan and has no land.
When he was young, he hadn't started this fortune-telling business, and he was just an ordinary labor worker. Later, he was very tired. After lying in bed for many days, he could no longer do too tiring work.
No way, he started to figure out a way to make a living.
He was indeed raised by a real blind man, and the real blind man was indeed a fortune-teller, but he didn't learn about the other party. Now that he is living with this life, he is so old that he can only study while reading and go out during the day. Set up a stall and come back at night to read all kinds of fortune-telling books.
Everyone in the town knew that he had a hard life. He was lost by his parents when he was a child, and finally someone picked him up. As a result, he died when he was in his teens.
He was the only one who struggled to make a living. He asked for a daughter-in-law. He held it like a jewel in his hand and it hurt. As a result, he also fell ill and was paralyzed on the bed to be taken care of.
They don't have any children either. The medical expenses and the cost of asking someone to take care of the sick are all carried by Zhang Blind.
Although some people don't like him, most people don't say much when they see him fooling people.
Although Zhang Blind has no professional level, he also has a general professional quality.
For fortune-telling of ten yuan, he basically picked up good words.
For example, if a mother-in-law came to count her daughter-in-law and said that she felt that her daughter-in-law was inferior to their family, he would say that it is normal to count your daughter-in-law as an ordinary person.
For example, if the child came to him when he was ill, he didn't fool around, and directly said that he couldn't see a doctor and asked him to go to the hospital.
Because he has always been cautious in his words and deeds, there has been no trouble.
If there is something, and people suspect him, he will pretend to be blind and let his guide dog Wang Cai take him home.
Most people disdain to care about a blind man.
Money can be made, but people have to be okay first.
Today I set up the stall in the afternoon, including the two just now, I saw five people and made fifty dollars.
Zhang Blind returned home, holding Wang Cai and rubbing his head: "Good boy, it's all up to you today."
"But next time if I call you Qinglong, do you have to promise to know? Qinglong sounds much more imposing than Wangcai, eh, blame me. When I brought you back, how could I give you such a wealth of money? What's your name?"
As a result, now it only recognizes prosperous wealth and does not recognize Qinglong.
The black earth dog stuck out his tongue and looked at him obediently, his face full of obedience.
"Forget it, what I'm telling you about this, I've been calling you prosperous for more than ten years, and it's not easy to change it."
Zhang Blind sighed, rubbed his brows, touched his head again with a tired smile, and started to prepare and cook.
After cooking, I left it to dry, washed my face, wiped the wet area on my back, looked at myself up and down in the mirror, made sure there was no tiredness on his face, and then went to serve| Waiting for his wife to pee, change her clothes, and let her get some air.
His wife couldn't move, so she could only open her mouth to speak. Seeing him coming back, a smile appeared on her face: "Are you... tired today?"
"Not tired."
Zhang Blind was very handsome, while wiping her body, he smiled and said to her; "Today is very fun, there is a ten-year-old elementary school student, who is probably traveling with his parents, and secretly came to me with money and asked me to Help him figure out when he can escape from Xuehai."
"I asked him about his age and what grade he was in now, and then told him the age he graduated from college minus his current age. When he heard that there were still more than ten years, his face turned gray."
His wife smiled weakly: "How can you meet such fun things every day, every day."
"I'm lucky, in the whole town, I'm the luckiest."
Zhang Blind continued: "I also saw two men holding hands today to tell fortunes. Now the times are really different from before. The two of them are generous and don't hide at all, but they look real. They look good, eh, all the good-looking male dolls are together."
His wife just smiled and listened to her husband's interesting stories about the outside world, nodding her head hard while listening.
After Zhang Blind made it clear, the clothes were changed, the air was ventilated in the room, and the rice that had been hanging out before was healed.
He started feeding again.
While feeding, he said, "Wangcai is getting older, and he is still as obedient as before."
"Didn't he know how to catch fish in the river? I always set up a stall and he went to catch fish. When I shouted, he came back. This dog has spirituality. We grew up and he regards us as fathers. Oh shit."
His wife laughed.
But laughing is tiring, and laughing is also exhausting.
Smiling, she couldn't keep her eyes open.
She couldn't eat anymore, so she said to her husband in a daze: "Old Zhang, I think it's time for me."
"No, no, how can it be, you are only in your early forties, and the days to come are still long."
"No way, I'm like this, living is a drag. We have been married for 20 years, and I've dragged you down for ten years. You can't drag it anymore. You can set up your own stall and you can live well, not because of me. , make yourself look like this, pretending to be a ghost, I know you have something real, it's all because of me... "
"No way, you're not a drag."
Zhang Blind sniffed, "People say I'm unlucky, but I know that I'm just lucky."
He stretched out his hand, touched his wife's stiff fingers, and massaged her one by one; "Look, I was an orphan and was thrown away since I was a child, but my master picked me up and raised me until I was a teenager. I just left, just at the age when I can make a living on my own."
"I live alone. I just met you in my early twenties. I also have a daughter-in-law and a family. You say, if I am unlucky, how can I be so lucky."
He said a lot, but his wife could hardly hear it.
When a person is about to die, he is always in a trance.
The middle-aged woman stared blankly at the ceiling, and let out a long, long sigh: "I can't do it anymore, Lao Zhang, I can't hold it anymore."
"I have to go, you have a good life alone."
"Don't go, don't go!"
Zhang Blind quickly grabbed his wife's hand and took money from his pocket: "Look, I made money, I made money, you see."
"Don't watch, don't watch..."
Her daughter-in-law moved her hand suddenly and grabbed Zhang Blind, her eyes were full of tears.
"I can't let go of you the most!"
She didn't move.
Zhang Blind stiffened, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law?"
He tried to squeeze out a smile, took the bowl up again, and handed a spoonful of rice to his wife's mouth: "Look, I fried shredded potatoes today, don't you like shredded potatoes? I cut them finely, you eat them It doesn't take much effort to get up."
"I didn't put chili, I know you don't like chili."
"I met Wang Shuhua today, don't you have a good relationship with her? As a result, she also demolished my platform today, which is too bad."
"Our family's prosperous wealth is also strange today. It didn't catch fish. It used to be very good at catching fish."
"Daughter-in-law, come, open your mouth to eat, it will be cold."
No one answered him.
He slowly buried his head beside the bed and cried softly.
A vigorous voice from Wang Cai came from outside: "Wang Wang Wang!!!"
"Wang Wang Wang Wang!!"
Unfortunately, his master was so engrossed in grief that he didn't even want to come out and take a look.
"What a good dog, what do you think?"
Shi Qing stroked the dog's head and turned to ask Meng Qing, "Do you think your master will like it?"
Meng Qing hesitated.
"Master, he... doesn't seem to like dogs."
Shi Qing: "It's okay, I think he will like it when he sees it."
After speaking, they entered the house together.
Zhang Blind in the room cried and figured it out.
His only ties in this world are his daughter-in-law and prosperous wealth.
When Wang Caishou came to an end, he was no longer alive.
Sobbing, he reached out his hand gently, found a white dress, and put it on his daughter-in-law's face.
As soon as he reached out his hand, he was stunned.
The hands that were holding the clothes were swollen in vain.
Shi Qing came in with Wang Cai. As soon as Wang Cai arrived in front of Zhang Blind, he shook his tail and let out a low-pitched bark. He was aggrieved, even more humming than a puppy.
Zhang Blind looked at it blankly, stretched out his hand, and touched it.
Prosperity is rarely called that.
This was the second time he had heard it cry like that when he grew up.
When was the first time...
It was as if the rainy day had appeared in front of him.
He was walking on the bridge with Wang Cai, his feet slipped, and he slipped down.
In fact, in a strict sense, he was not drowned, but his head just hit a stone in the river, and then floated down along the current.
Wang Cai jumped down and picked him up.
It was just like before, low, whimpering and whispering to him.
He felt the blood keep flowing, flowing...
It was cold all over.
He wanted to sleep, he felt so tired.
But I can't sleep, how can I sleep
Falling asleep, his wife, his family is prosperous, what will they do
Can't let go.
He's gone, how can they survive.
Especially his daughter-in-law, without him, who will take care of her, who will support her.
Who will turn her over, who will help her change.
He slowly opened his eyes, sat up, and took Wang Cai back home.
When he got to the mirror, he wiped his face and slowly became confused.
Strange, why are you so wet.
Zhang Blind got up in a daze, he turned around and saw his daughter-in-law who was looking at him.
He didn't leave because he couldn't let her go.
She didn't leave because she couldn't let him go.
The ghost guard outside carefully stuck out his head and said to Shi Qing, "Sir, it's time for us to go..."
Next to him, the aunt in colorful clothes stuck out her head curiously, saw the scene inside the house, and clapped her hands: "Hey! Girl! Old Zhang! You two are also dead, come and come, just to be my company! "
Shi Qing asked Meng Qing, "You didn't see that he was a living corpse?"
The young Taoist head shook his head a little ashamed: "I didn't see it, this is the first time I have seen a living corpse."
"A living corpse is usually obsessed to maintain the appearance of a normal person. His obsession is his wife."
The Demon King asked his righteous lover: "When you see this scene, do you have anything to say?"
Meng Qing shook his head: "I don't, what do you want to say?"
"think."
Shi Qing yawned and leaned against the Taoist priest as if he had no bones:
"Family, it just needs to be neat and tidy."
As he said that, he snapped his fingers, and the black dog that had suffered the death of both owners ran over.
The Demon King touched its head: "Poor, they are all dead, you are the only one left."
"But don't worry, I will make you the first dog who can only practice Taoism."
Meng Qing recalled her previous memories, and looked at her lover with bright eyes: "If there is no one to help attract the living corpse, it will be inseparable from the world, and it will be lost. You came here on purpose to help them."
"Don't think so much."
Shi Qing raised his eyebrows and touched the dog's head with his hand: "I just want this dog, I'm just inviting him by the way."
Meng Qing didn't pierce him, just blushed and squatted beside her lover silently.
"Let's go see my master."
*****
"no!!!"
"Absolutely not!!!"
Meng Qing's master had a white beard with an angry face: "Meng Qing! Please wake me up, how can you be with him! He is a devil! Devil!"
"You! I have worked hard to raise up, and I am a good seedling, how can you be sullied/stained by him!"
"I tell you, even if you get married and have children, you can't be with him!"
Meng Qing blushed and lowered her head a little embarrassed:
"Master, Shi Qing and I are a natural pair, and we are destined to be married."
He was about to vomit blood: "Who?!!!"
"Which grandson said that!!"
Meng Qing: "If this is not the case, why don't you let me get the certificate now, Master."
Right line: "… "
"Daosheng card requires an academic degree! You have followed me since you were a child, and you didn't go to school, how do you get it!"
However, no matter how much he vomited blood, Meng Qing's face was red and he spoke in a low voice, but Qing was still very determined:
"I want to be with Shi Qing, I like him!"
"No! I don't agree!"
to rise sharply;
"Even if he is a demon, I am not afraid of him! I am practicing for seven hundred years, and I am not afraid of anything!"
He went out proudly.
Meng Qing quickly chased after him: "Master!"
As soon as they went out, the master and the apprentice saw Shi Qing who was holding a wealth of wealth.
The young Daoist had bright eyes and an unstoppable smile on his face.
On the other hand, he was staring at Wang Cai, and his love was frozen.
Shi Qing: "I heard that the Taoist priest doesn't agree with me and Qingqing."
Zhengxing; "...Yes, yes! I just don't agree! I! Zhengxing! I don't agree to be killed!"
"Okay, Taoist priest, although I am a demon, I respect you. This dog is a parting gift for Meng Qing and I. If you insist on breaking us up, you will accept this dog."
Meng Qing was stunned for a moment, his fists could not help but clenched and took a step forward: "Shi Qing..."
The Demon King winked at him and let go of the rope in his hand.
Wang Cai happily ran over.
Right line: "… "
Wang Cai ran to the front.
Right line: "… "
Wang Cai stuck out his tongue and sniffed at him.
Right line: "… "
Right line: "… "
"Dog!!!!"
He slammed down to the ground and turned into a big fat vole.
Squeaked like the wind and ran away.
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Hey, let me see which little angel is so lucky to get a random red envelope
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