"Why should I learn... this kind of thing?" Shen Qianling was about to burst into tears. Shouldn't things like little pornographic books be read secretly at home, how could they still talk about them on the stage in a grandiose manner!
Sister Ziyi said, "Because Palace Master Qin is a dragon and a phoenix among people."
This has something to do with me having a dime! Shen Qianling was stunned by this kind of divine logic!
If he is a dragon and a phoenix among men, I will go to learn Fang Zhongshu, but if he is a real dragon, will I still have to learn Transformation
Then why didn't he just marry an Ultraman!
"That's why there are many people who want to marry the palace lord." Elder sister Ziyi finished the second half of the sentence slowly, "If the young master wants to win the palace lord's heart, he must learn how to be on the bed with a mandarin and a phoenix. effort."
There was a thunder on the ground, and Shen Qianling didn't know what expression to use to face all this!
So I had no choice but to work hard in my heart!
"Can we start now?" Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, but just opened his mouth in a daze, Sister Ziyi urged him.
That must not be possible! Shen Qianling covered her stomach, "Stomach hurts!"
Sister Ziyi looked at him speechlessly.
"It's better to learn it another day." Shen Qianling ran out like a girl.
Sister Ziyi: ...
"Ah, son, please slow down." Baodou collided with him as soon as he entered the courtyard, and almost sat down on the ground.
"Go back quickly." Shen Qianling dragged him and ran away.
"What happened?" Baodou was confused and anxious, "Has Mr. Zeng come?"
If she didn't come, I wouldn't be like this! Shen Qianling ran to the garden in one breath, leaning on the rockery to catch her breath.
"What's the matter?" Baodou was really puzzled, "Master wants to beat you?"
It's okay if you hit me, but she is going to fuck me from that posture! Shen Qianling took Baodou's hand and asked, "When did Master Zeng enter the mansion?"
Baodou said surprisingly, "It's been more than a year without talking."
Shen Qianling gasped when she heard the words, one! year! many! ! ! How many times do you have to take this class, once a month is also twelve times, okay? Twelve times! Twelve times! I can't even think about what happened in it!
"Young Master." Baodou waved his hand in front of him, "Don't scare me, are you okay?"
"Is she just... to teach this?" Shen Qianling was very confused.
Baodou Baozi blushed, "Yeah."
Blush! I'm blushing! Sure enough, it is! Shen Qianling sat on the stone with tears in her eyes, "You said that she is such a girl, why would she do this kind of thing?" Wouldn't it be better to be reserved and shy? I also learn how to burst breasts! At what age do you burst your breasts!
"She is not an ordinary girl." Baodou whispered, "She is a peerless master who is famous all over the south of the Yangtze River."
This kind of thing is so damn good that he can become a master, Shen Qianling burst into tears, compared to the previous world of anti-pornography and anti-illegals, it is really weak.
"Back then, Madam was afraid that the young master would be ignorant, so she invited Mrs. Zeng to teach." Baodou said, "Actually, this kind of thing was taught before the wedding, but Madam was a little impatient, and she was afraid of Qin Qin. The Palace Master was seduced by the vixen, so this kind of thing, uh, was brought forward."
This is too far-sighted! How could there be such a mother! Shen Qianling's mood was so complicated that it was hard to express it, and she even suspected that this mother had instigated the matter of the fox fairy back then! Are you sure it's your own? I couldn't help but burst into tears, "Is there any way to let her go? It's Master Zeng, by the way, what's her name?"
"Zeng Xianxian." Baodou said, "My lord wants her to go?"
Shen Qianling nodded wildly.
Zeng Xiaoxian is okay, but Zeng Xianxian doesn't need it!
"I'm afraid it won't work." Baodou frowned, "Madam spent a lot of effort to invite her, and... and..."
"And what?" Shen Qianling was curious.
Baodou leaned into his ear mysteriously, "Also, it is said that Mrs. Zeng also taught many... methods to Madam, they have a very good relationship."
Shen Qianling: ...
Mother, please let my father go, he is almost sixty...
"You're almost eighteen, right?" Shen Qianling pinched his face, "Let me ask you a few questions." Although it's not good to discuss this kind of thing with minors, there is no other way, it's better than asking Sister Ziyi Zeng Xianxian must be strong!
"Sir, please tell me." Baodou was very obedient.
"When Master Zeng was teaching, you were always by my side?" Shen Qianling said.
Baodou nodded, "Most of the time."
Shen Qianling breathed a sigh of relief, then it shouldn't be too much to happen! At least no real swords and guns have ever been seen!
So he said again, "Then what does she teach?"
Baodou said, "Surgery in the room."
Shen Qianling choked for a moment, I knew it was an intercourse technique, and I was asking about the specific content!
"It's teaching that kind of thing." Baodou blushed more and more, and his voice became smaller and smaller, "And there are often some weird utensils."
So there are props PLAY? ! Shen Qianling was suddenly flustered by the wind, and felt that his world view had been refreshed again!
"Master Zeng also said that as long as you can work hard and use those utensils to practice well, Palace Master Qin will definitely be fascinated by you in the future—oh!"
"Children are not allowed to say this." Shen Qianling blushed.
"Heh." A chuckle suddenly came from behind.
"Ah!" Shen Qianling was taken aback, seemed familiar
"Ma'am, are you shy?" Qin Shaoyu came out from behind the rockery with smiles in his eyes.
Laugh at your sister! Shen Qianling glared at him, "Despicable!" Eavesdropping on someone!
"It's wrong to say that." Qin Shaoyu walked to him, "I was basking in the sun and fell asleep here before, but it was Madam who came here to talk to me. How could it be my fault now?"
"Hmph." Shen Qianling pulled Baodou and turned around to leave.
"Since you don't want to go to school, shall I take you out to the market?" Qin Shaoyu followed closely, walking side by side with him.
"Thank you, no need." Shen Qianling didn't even look at him.
When you go to the market, you will be weak when you hear it! There were many people who wanted to hook up with Lao Tzu in the previous life, and there must be no fewer in this life. Even if you line up at this market, you will have to wait until thirty years later!
"It's not the same thing to be bored in the room all the time." Qin Shaoyu said, "There are many people going out, and there is excitement to watch."
Shen Qianling is still disdainful! You have never seen a concert with tens of thousands of people!
"lady-"
"To shut up!"
Baodou looked at Qin Shaoyu sympathetically.
"After amnesia, I have grown a lot more courageous." Qin Shaoyu was not annoyed, but smiled and stretched out his hands to pinch the back of his neck.
"What to do!" Shen Qianling felt a pain in his neck, so he said angrily, "You want to rape me?!"
Qin Shaoyu simply hugged him horizontally.
groove! Shen Qianling was shocked, "Put me down!"
With the help of Qin Shaoyu's feet, he swept away from the courtyard wall.
"Help..." The lingering voice lingered.
Baodou was dumbfounded.
"What's going on?" Shen Qianfeng rushed over when he heard the movement.
Baodou said embarrassingly, "Palace Master Qin flew away with Young Master in his arms."
Shen Qianfeng: ...
"You bastard!" Shen Qianling struggled desperately, almost crying again.
Qin Shaoyu hugged him and landed on a century-old tree, and sat him down on the branch.
"Ah!" Shen Qianling's face turned pale with fright, your mother! I am afraid of heights! More than ten meters high will be dizzy!
"Are you afraid?" Qin Shaoyu asked deliberately.
Shen Qianling lay down and hugged the tree trunk like a monkey, and closed his eyes tightly by the way.
Qin Shaoyu looked at his posture with complicated emotions.
It's also ugly.
Shen Qianling was trembling, her whole body was shaking.
Qin Shaoyu finally realized something was wrong, frowned slightly and pulled him up, "Why are you crying?"
"Take me down." Shen Qianling's face turned pale.
Qin Shaoyu didn't ask any more questions, and jumped into the alley with him in his arms.
Shen Qianling's whole body was cold, obviously frightened.
"Are you okay?" Qin Shaoyu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Shen Qianling squatted on the ground and hugged her head, recalling the scene five years ago.
When I was filming, I made a mistake in my protective measures, and fell to the ground from a high altitude with another actor, and my life fell on the plastic shed. I only suffered trauma, but he never woke up again.
"Xiao Ling." Qin Shaoyu's voice was very soft, "I'm kidding you, how could I let you really fall."
Shen Qianling still buried her head in her knees, her headache was about to explode. After that accident, he stayed in the hospital for more than half a year. When he closed his eyes, he looked like he fell down. Later, under the guidance of a psychologist, he gradually came out of the shadows, but he fell into the problem of being afraid of heights. You will get dizzy at high places, and you must use a stand-in even for simple opponent scenes.
"Let's go home." Qin Shaoyu helped him stand up.
Shen Qianling closed her eyes, her face was as white as paper.
"My lord, what's wrong with you?!" Baodou was packing up his things in the room, when he suddenly saw Shen Qianling being carried in half dead, so he was startled successfully.
"Get some hot water." Qin Shaoyu put him on the couch.
"I'm fine." Shen Qianling said wearily, "Let's go."
"Are you really so afraid?" Qin Shaoyu hesitated.
Shen Qianling closed her eyes. Obviously didn't want to talk to him anymore.
"Palace Master, hot water!" Baodou ran in carrying a big basin.
Qin Shaoyu twisted the towel and wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead and palms, "I won't take you to high places anymore."
Shen Qianling hugged the quilt and turned around.
Baodou looked at Qin Shaoyu worriedly—what did you do to my son again? Why did something happen in just a short while!
"Take good care of him." Qin Shaoyu stood up, turned and walked out the door.
Shen Qianling kept staring at the wall in a daze, Baodou had no idea, so he ran to find Shen Qianfeng secretly, and met Mrs. Shen by the way.
"My poor Ling'er!" The familiar voice sounded again in the courtyard.
Shen Qianling opened his eyes in a daze, feeling a little dizzy.
"What's the matter?" Mrs. Shen sat by the bed.
"It's okay." Shen Qianling was hugged in his arms as soon as he sat up.
"Why is your face turning pale with fright." Mrs. Shen was very distressed, "How did that bastard bully you?"
Shen Qianfeng was helpless, "Mother, you should ask first, maybe it's not Shaoyu's fault."
"It's not him, is it Ling'er himself?" Mrs. Shen glared at him, "Don't turn to my brother again, let your father beat you!"
Shen Qianfeng: ...
Shen Qianling was forced to bury her face in front of her chest, feeling like she was about to suffocate!
Difficulty breathing!
"Hey, how did he bully you?" Mrs. Shen patted him on the back, "Don't be afraid, tell me, mother will support you!"
I want to say, let me go first! Shen Qianling wanted to cry but had no tears.
And how can his mother have such great strength!
Unscientific!
"Mother." Fortunately, Shen Qianfeng couldn't see it, and dragged him out in time.
Shen Qianling seized the time to take a few breaths of fresh air.
This kind of strong maternal love is really unbearable, almost suffocated to death.
His mother is so domineering.