06
The next morning, when Lin Ran woke up, he found that the leader was not by his side, so he stretched out in peace and planned to continue sleeping.
At this time, the leader suddenly pushed the door and entered, with his long flowing hair neatly tied up, a thin layer of fine sweat on his face, and a sword in his hand.
Lin Ran yawned: Morning.
The leader glanced at him: lazy.
Lin Ran: Huh
Master: I have been practicing sword for half an hour.
Lin Ran casually: You are amazing.
The teacher's main words are sincere: the plan of the day is in the morning. Since you wake up, get up to study and practice martial arts, and don't waste your time.
Lin Ran was stunned for a while, then nodded as if pecking at rice: I was wrong.
A demon sect leader, who just bridal chambered candles yesterday, got up this morning to practice swordsmanship, and even gave a lesson to the eighteenth chamber concubine who was as beautiful as a flower, just because he slept late.
This style is so fucking weird.
It must be because men don’t lift. Once a man doesn’t lift, it’s easier to pervert. He can’t find an outlet for his long-suppressed desires. You can only pick faults and train people.
Lin Ran thought about it, and couldn't help but glanced at the leader sympathetically.
Young and obsolete.
The leader looked at Lin Ran thoughtfully, and suddenly his face sank: What are you thinking
Lin Ran is serious: I'm thinking, I will go to bed and get up early in the future.
The leader chuckled: Change your clothes and follow me to the main altar to give a lecture.
07
When Lin Ran came out of the main altar, the whole person was completely stunned.
The decoration style of this magic altar is very dark. At first glance, it is designed by the kind of middle-aged teenager who thinks about destroying the world. The main color is black except for black. The wall is covered with the word "kill" with blood red paint. , a string of skulls and crossbones of unknown animals hang down from the ceiling, and there is a large plaque directly above the leader's throne, with the words "I want to become a demon" written on it, very sick.
It makes people want to pull out the designer every minute and beat them up.
And the master of the main altar of the demon sect, His Highness the sect leader, gathered the whole sect in the morning to talk about thousands of people from top to bottom, and then sat on the exclusive throne of the cool-looking little Prince Killing Matt...
Talk to everyone.
The sect leader sat upright: Do what you don't want, don't do it to others, do you understand
The congregation expressed their incomprehension.
The leader is tireless: The meaning of this sentence is to say that things that you do not want to do should not be imposed on others. You don't want to be beaten, and others don't want to be beaten, so you don't want to go out and fight all day long, understand
The church members expressed their sincerity to follow the instructions of the leader, who will be blessed for generations to come.
The leader nodded: Good.
After the leader's lectures, each church leader is responsible for counting how many good people and deeds his followers have done yesterday, distributing small red flowers according to the situation, one for helping the grandmother to carry an egg, and two for sending lost children home to find their parents. Fasan Duo, who rescued the innocent girl from the bully's house, was happy and the atmosphere was very peaceful.
Lin Ran sat next to the leader and deeply suspected that he had gone to the wrong studio. This is a magic sect, it is simply the Red Cross.
The leader is very meaningful: what are you thinking about
Lin Ran: I didn't think anything.
The leader took out a small thing from his arms and handed it to Lin Ran: I picked it up in the room this morning, did you drop it
Lin Ran took it and took a look.
The belt of six doors.
Brother, you are numb.
08
Lin Ran is very calm: it's not mine, I haven't seen it.
The leader nodded: Oh—
There was a terrible silence between the two, Lin Ran's nerves were tense, and his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
Just a touch.
The leader turned his head suddenly: What do you want to eat in the morning
Lin Ran jumped up: ah ah ah!
The leader held his forehead and smiled silently.
Lin Ran couldn't believe it: ... What did you just say
The leader said lightly: What do you want to eat in the morning
Lin Ran was in a heavy heart, suspecting that the leader was deliberately playing with himself, and he was not in the mood to eat at all: anything would do.
The leader got up: That's good, anyway, it's been done a long time ago, let's go.
Lin Ran followed painfully: …
This demon sect leader, not only has the wrong style of painting, but also very dark inside.
09
After having the most depressing breakfast in his life, the leader went to visit the various branches. Lin Ran breathed a sigh of relief and went back to his new house yesterday.
As soon as I opened the door, my senior brother was already waiting in the room. The first sentence I saw Lin Ran was: Are you looking at my waist card
Lin Ran wanted to kill him: in the hands of the leader.
Senior brother looked lying: what did he say
Lin Ran: I said it wasn't mine, so he asked me what I wanted to eat in the morning.
Senior brother thought for a while: This person is very deep in the city.
Lin Ran rolled his eyes: nonsense.
Senior Brother: Come, report to Senior Brother, what did Ji Wuxie do today
Lin Ran thought for a while, this Ji Wuxie was obviously the leader, so he answered truthfully: He got up early and practiced the sword for half an hour, then went to the main altar to gather all the congregation to speak the Analects, and asked the leaders of each branch. Record the good people and deeds they do, and send them little red flowers.
After hearing this, the senior brother looked Lin Ran up and down and asked: Were you fooled by the sun last night
Lin Ran wanted to kill him even more: I'll go to your uncle!
Senior Brother Suspicion: What did he really do
Lin Ran glared at him fiercely: Really!
Senior brother touched his chin: I understand, he found my pocket card here and knew that Six Doors was investigating him, so he deliberately acted to confuse us, and that was the reason why he didn't kill you. If he killed you directly, it would be equivalent to Wouldn't it be better to declare war on Six Doors, keep you, and make you feel like he didn't do anything bad
Lin Ran: It seems to make sense.
Senior Brother: Since he acquiesced to you to stay beside him, you continue to play stupid and look for opportunities to dig deeper.
Lin Ran said quietly: Can I quit
Brother: No.
Lin Ran was helpless: Okay, but I can tell you that he didn't do anything last night, I was innocent, and he didn't seem to do anything.
Senior Brother sighed: Don't give a shit, you were a stalker to marry him, Ji Wuxie didn't like you at all.
Lin Ran: What the hell? Am I not kidnapped
Senior brother snorted: You are acting like a fart with me. In order to let him marry you, you rolled me up with a ragged mat, knelt in front of his sedan chair and said you were going to sell your body to bury your father.
Lin Ran laughed unkindly: Hahahahaha.
Senior brother looked contemptuous: Ji Wuxie didn't even look at you, so he asked his subordinates to lift the grass mat and look at me, and then sent a piece of silver to tell you to go.
Lin Ran felt an inexplicable blow: I don't even want to send it to my door
Senior brother tsk tsk: No, you said that a piece of silver is not enough, and you insisted on marrying him. Later, he had no choice but to accept you, so you followed him in the sedan chair.
Lin Ran: ... Your six doors, why haven't they closed yet
Catching fast is stupid!
While the two were talking, they paid attention to the movement outside the door, but at this moment, Ji Wuxie jumped in from the window, completely caught off guard.
Senior Brother and Lin Ran were stunned.
10
After Ji Wuxie jumped in, she glanced at the two who were dumbfounded, then smiled nonchalantly and said to Lin Ran, "I forgot to bring something for my husband, come back and get it."
Lin Ran was almost scared to cry: You take what you take.
Ji Wuxie calmly went to the drawer and pulled out a sword spike, replaced it, and then threw the old sword spike back into the drawer: I forgot to change the sword spike for my husband.
Lin Ran used the few remaining brain cells that were not scared to death, and came to the conclusion that Ji Wuxie did it on purpose.
Who would make a special trip home because they didn't change Jiansui! who will!
Who would put a good door and not walk in through the window! who will!
However, Ji Wuxie turned around to leave after changing the sword spikes, treating his senior brother as air, Lin Ran was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Ji Wuxie suddenly turned his head and looked at Lin Ran with an unfathomable smile and said: eighteen.
Lin Ran shivered: Hey, Xianggong.
The leader looked in a good mood: take the time to sweep a grave for your father and burn some paper money.
Lin Ran sat up straight.
The leader's eyes were fixed on the senior brother: Your father has appeared.
Lin Ran hanged himself eight hundred times in his heart, and used all his strength to bring out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Okay, I remember to burn...
Leader: Your father's mana is so powerful that he looks like a living person.
Lin Ran felt like he was about to pass out: ah ha ha ha ha, is that right, why can't I see...
The leader said quietly again: Your father is really young.
Lin Ranhun wanders the world: It's okay, I'm not as young as you...
The sect leader's lips twitched and he walked away humming a little tune.