17
Lin Ran hugged the bed pillars tightly: You can't even think about it, I won't go.
Brother: Brother, be good, don't you want to close this case sooner
Lin Rantou shook like a rattle.
Senior brother clicked his tongue, and started to pull Lin Ran, it seemed that he planned to forcibly drag the person away.
Lin Ran's heart sighed, and he gritted his teeth and said frankly: Brother, listen to me! I'm not actually your junior brother. I came from the future. Do you understand? It's my soul that replaces your younger brother's soul, I can't use a knife at all, I'm just a student, I'll kill both of us...
The senior brother glared at him, immediately clicked his acupoint again, and said impatiently: Don't force it.
Lin Ran screamed: Don't believe me, I'll prove it to you! What do you want to know? Do you know the periodic table of chemical elements? Do you know Newton's three laws? I really came from another world!
Senior brother tapped Lin Ran's dumb point twice again: Junior brother, you need to correct your nonsense. Last time, you lied to me that you were an immortal.
Lin Ran tried desperately to say: uh...
Senior brother picked him up and left: Don't make a fuss, senior brother has eaten more salt than you have eaten, how could he be fooled by you again.
So Lin Ran was carried on his shoulders by his senior brother to track Ji Wuxie.
18
Senior brother was very fast, and he used Qinggong to fly on the roof, but after flying for a long time, he didn't see Ji Wuxie's shadow.
Senior brother slapped his thigh regretfully: If you lose it, it's all your fault.
Lin Ran secretly rejoiced.
Senior brother thought for a while, and then ran back for a while: We were waiting on the roof. This is the road Ji Wuxie took when he left. We might find something when he comes back.
Lin Ran couldn't move or speak, and wanted to pee so much that his heart was ashes.
Senior brother unloaded a small wine gourd from his waist, took a sip of it, and held up Lin Ran's head very understandingly, and gave him a sip: Come, taste this good pear blossom white, don't Said brother doesn't hurt you.
Lin Ran was caught off guard and swallowed a big mouthful, and suddenly felt more like peeing.
The two waited on the roof for a short while, and the horizon was faintly shining.
At this time, there was the sound of carriages and horses in the distance, and I saw Ji Wuxie and a few confidants leading the way on horseback, followed by carriages one after another, and a group of men in black surrounded the convoy and guarded it tightly. These men in black were all demon disciples under Ji Wuxie, many of them were injured, and it seemed that they had just experienced a fierce battle.
The shrill cries of the women in the carriage could not be covered by the sound of the hooves. A bloody hand stretched out from the curtain of a carriage and held the curtain tightly, and after a while, it drooped weakly again. go down.
Either way, there are problems.
Senior Brother drew out his sword and quietly and silently chased after him with Qinggong.
And Lin Ran, like a corpse exposed in the wilderness, was lying alone on the roof, staring at Qimingxing with tears in his eyes, desperately holding back his urine, unable to move or speak, his life was in an unprecedented situation. predicament.
Following the waist card and saber, the senior brother successfully left the junior brother behind.
19
After a while, the senior brother flew back again: why are you still here
Lin Ran's nose was sour.
Senior brother slapped his forehead: Oh yes, you were acupointed by me... Then why didn't you call me
Lin Ran couldn't help shedding bitter tears.
Senior brother quickly relieved him of the acupuncture points, and urged: "Oh, don't worry, you can keep up."
Lin Ran yelled, "Wait a minute, I want to pee!
Senior brother snorted, and once again carried Lin Ran up and walked: Want to run? Urinate after beating.
Lin Ran hurriedly held down his lower body, for fear that it would come out and reveal his senior brother.
Senior brother took Lin Ran to sprint a few steps, landed in front of Ji Wuxie from the sky, and immediately put Lin Ran on the ground and handed him a large knife.
Ji Wuxie looked leisurely: What
Senior brother touched his waist: I am a six-door arrester...
However, the familiar waist card was not touched.
Ji Wu Xie smiled, took out the waist card he found in the bedroom and threw it into his brother's arms, helping him complete the second half of the sentence: Catch Xu Huan.
Senior brother nodded stupidly: Yes!
Ji Wuxie waved at his subordinates: Give me a call.
The disciples of the demon sect rushed up and fought with Xu Huan, while Lin Ran held a big knife and pouted his buttocks and legs in pain.
In fact, Xu Huan is still quite powerful. One sword is a child, and this group of demon disciples is not very good after a fierce battle. If Ji Wuxie is really restrained by Lin Ran, Xu Huan has a great chance of winning. However, in fact, Ji Wuxie was not restrained, but swept into the battle group without drawing his sword. With the help of his subordinates, Xu Huan was scabbed down with a few scabbards.
Xu Huan fell to the ground in pain, complaining to Lin Ran with grief and indignation—
What a fucking pig teammate! Let you steal the BOSS! Where did you go!
Lin Ran held back her urine without being arrogant and did not explain.
20
A demon disciple kicked Xu Huan, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, and turned to Ji Wuxie: "His Highness, the leader, what should we do with this arrest?" According to the subordinates, it is better to kill.
Ji Wuxie didn't even think about it, and said indifferently: No, just seal his acupuncture point and throw it on the roof to hang for a day.
Lin Ran almost felt a sense of revenge, so he hurriedly reminded himself in his heart that this guy is a big devil and a villain, so don't be confused.
After seeing Xu Huan being carried away, Ji Wuxie turned to look at Lin Ran, her face was calm and expressionless.
Lin Ran sandwiched his legs: Xianggong.
Ji Wuxie walked slowly in front of him and stared at him with his head lowered slightly. After a long time, the perfect mask seemed to collapse suddenly, and there was a heartache in his ink-colored eyes. He asked softly: Why do you want to…
Lin Ran stared at Ji Wuxie in a daze, and for a moment almost forgot about holding back her urine, and said in a sullen voice, "I...
Ji Wuxie raised his hand and closed Lin Ran's neckline, and finished the second half of the sentence: Why do you wear so little to go out for a walk? will catch a cold.
Lin Ran suddenly felt the urge to urinate again: …
Brother, we don't seem to be on the same channel.
Ji Wuxie looked at him silently for a moment, then pushed Lin Ran down to the wall behind him with one hand and held it against the wall behind Lin Ran's head with the other hand, with an ambiguous breath: Next time it's not allowed.
Lin Ran nodded frantically, and in the next second, Ji Wuxie's lips gently covered his, rubbing and kissing gently.
Lin Ran's heart palpitated suddenly, and he almost couldn't hold back when he shivered.
After kissing for a while, Ji Wuxie asked a little dissatisfied: "Old Eighteen, what are you doing wiggling around?"
Lin Ran cried and chirped: I want to make amends.
Ji Wuxie: …Pfft.
twenty one
The first kiss after 20 years was given to a man.
After the first kiss, the first sentence I said was, I want to make a small statement...
And the biggest feeling is, fortunately, when I didn't kiss, Ji Wuxie was all dressed up...
The first thing the two of them did after the kiss was to take the other to the back of the alley to pee in the corner of the wall...
Lin Ran felt that Xu Huan and his own Liangzi were basically formed, and the above three points were combined, and the blood feud was almost inseparable.
Ji Wuxie watched with interest Lin Ran's expression when he was puzzling, and suddenly asked: Madam, are you cool
Lin Ran came from the bottom of his heart: cool.
Ji Wuxie licked his lips: There will be more cool things in the future.
Lin Ran nervously tied his trousers, was silent for a while, and asked: Who are the people in your carriage
Ji Wuxie is generous: pregnant women.
Lin Ranxin suddenly became cold, and said in horror: What are you doing with so many pregnant women
Ji Wuxie touched his chin, and asked in a long voice, "Grab—
Lin Ran: Yes.
It's not always possible to run over by yourself because you are handsome.
Ji Wuxie pondered for a moment, then slowly revealed a gloomy smile and said: Alchemy.
Lin Ran calmly: Oh.
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