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Haoyue is in the sky.
A tall, handsome, handsome man stood in the courtyard and kicked the corner angrily. When he turned around, he was beaten with a black eye in his left eye.
Lin Ran lay on the roof, carefully grabbed Ji Wuxie's arm, and asked, "Who is this?"
Ji Wuxie put his arms around Lin Ran's waist thoughtfully, and said softly, "Master of the Wulin Alliance."
Lin Ran was immediately worried about the martial arts people in this world.
Because their martial arts leader looked very stupid. After kicking the corner, he pouted and cried. After crying for a while, he gritted his teeth viciously and cursed, "Damn! I am at odds with you!
Ji Wuxie let out a puff of joy.
Lin Ran hurried to cover his mouth, nervously using his small eyes to signal him not to make a sound, this is peeping, can you be a little self-conscious, and it is said that such people with strong martial arts have very keen hearing.
Ji Wuxie licked Lin Ran's palm, Lin Ran retracted her hand and rubbed it on her body.
Ji Wuxie whispered: Madam, don't be afraid, his black eyes were beaten by me two days ago, and he couldn't beat me when he found out.
Fang Qingchi continued to curse: You bastard! Your wife is hanging on the tree!
Ji Wuxie looked at Lin Ran ambiguous: He didn't scold me, my wife is hanging on the roof.
Lin Ran immediately stabbed him in the waist.
Do you really understand what this slogan means
Ji Wuxie also reached out and pinched Lin Ran's waist. The two of you poked me on the roof, and I pinched you. They were exactly like two elementary school students, the eighteenth room of the demon leader and the vicious heart. Concubine style.
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The two were fighting fiery, when Fang Qingchi suddenly rolled to the ground, clutching his head in pain, with a ferocious look on his face, constantly churning and howling, the blood vessels on the hands, face, and neck outside were bulging and undulating, as if there were living things As the skin moved under the skin, the skin gradually turned purple, and Fang Qingchi's whole body was swollen. He rolled all over the floor and went crazy for a while, and then he started to meditate like a pig's head. Slightly resolved, looks better.
Lin Ran was stunned, looked at Ji Wuxie and said, "He is more like a demon leader than you."
Ji Wuxie raised his eyebrows, "Why, do you want your husband to become like this?"
Lin Ran is serious: You learn from others.
Ji Wuxie laughed softly: He practiced the evil sect, and he went crazy. Yes, at this moment, you may not feel it even if you tug at his ear and call him.
Lin Ran's light flashed: Going crazy... Could it be that he caught those pregnant women
Ji Wuxie glanced at him: I caught it, I made alchemy, and I was bad.
Lin Ran blushed: You are saying the opposite, you are pranking.
Ji Wuxie said leisurely, "Anyway, I'm bad, I still eat children.
Lin Ran grabbed his cuff and shook it: You are not bad, I was wrong.
Ji Wuxie pinched his chin: Madam, will you still be afraid of me in the future
Lin Ran: Don't be afraid.
Ji Wuxie: Prove it to my husband.
Lin Ran was at a loss: How to prove it
Ji Wuxie pointed to his face.
Lin Ran kindly pokes with his finger.
Ji Wuxie squinted at him: pretending to be stupid.
Lin Ran smiled innocently: No.
Ji Wuxie smiled meaningfully, and suddenly changed the subject: Have you seen enough
Lin Ran: Enough.
Ji Wuxie picked him up: Then let's go back. Next time, remember to say something nice in front of my father-in-law, because my husband is young and doesn't want to behead.
Lin Ran solemnly agreed: OK.
But your father-in-law is no longer your father-in-law. At this pace, it is estimated that he will change his name to mother-in-law.
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So Ji Wuxie flew back to the Demon Sect with Lin Ran in his arms, which lasted for half an hour.
Lin Ran also couldn't figure it out, the Demon Sect leader and the martial arts leader lived so close to Mao, aren't these two looking for money
Ji Wuxie lowered his head: What are you thinking
Lin Ran answered truthfully: You live too close together.
Ji Wuxie is mysterious: Guess why.
Lin Ran thought for a while: The main altar of the magic sect is here, and I can't run away, but the place where the martial arts leader lives just now is very simple, it looks like a temporary place to stay, so he should be chasing you.
Ji Wuxie praised: Madam is so smart, do you know why he is chasing me
Lin Ran rolled his eyes: Besides wanting to deal with you, there's no reason why he has a crush on you.
Ji Wuxie smiled happily: It's hard to say.
Lin Ran said seriously: The two of you are so strange, it would be good if you exchanged them.
Ji Wuxie smiled and looked at Lin Ran without speaking.
Lin Ran was seen straight by him: what are you looking at
Ji Wuxie jumped to the love story mode: Madam looks good-looking, even better than the seventeen in the backyard.
Lin Ran sneered, secretly scolding this scumbag, when you marry the old nineteen, the old nineteen will look the best.
Ji Wuxie's eyes flashed, and suddenly he said: You are the last one.
Lin Ran lacks interest: Oh.
Ji Wuxie affectionately: also the first.
Lin Ran was helpless: You lied to a ghost.
Ji Wuxie was noncommittal, hugged Lin Ran's waist and fell onto the bed: I'm tired, we'll rest first.
Lin Ran lay awkwardly in his arms for a while, and suddenly asked: Why did you say I was the first
Ji Wuxie was stunned for a while, then stood up slightly and kissed Lin Ran's face: "You eat their vinegar?"
Lin Ran slammed into the quilt: Don't eat.
Ji Wuxie patted his ass through the quilt: Then what else
Lin Ran was bubbling: I just wanted to see if you couldn't count.
Ji Wuxie snorted in disappointment, and then there was no further text. Lin Ran was tortured by this problem until the middle of the night, and she didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night. Seeing that Ji Wuxie slept soundly by herself, she wished she could cover him with a pillow.
Scumbag!
cut!