I smacked my mouth, unexpectedly sore nose. The reason for accepting him is naturally because I have died, so I can withstand any big winds and waves, so I laughed and replied with my arms around his neck.
"It's you that I like, so whether it's a person, a snake, or not, I will always like you... Maybe, I will never change again."
"Ok."
An extremely simple response, but the body of the person holding me turned out to be weird. When I turned my head, it was the reddish eyes.
So I smiled: "You can sit in a sedan chair, don't even think about riding a horse."
"Cough..." Two coughs concealed the embarrassment, and then he took me to ride the maroon horse and slid all the way to an empty clearing with a mountain in front of it.
"I planned to take you to the paddock, but that can't be eaten casually, so we might as well go up the mountain to play."
"I don't mind! It's the same everywhere! You have to protect me, don't let me be eaten by the tiger!"
"Ok."
"Speaking." When I mentioned this, I was intrigued: "You are a big snake, why don't you care about Sanfujin when you see a tiger biting you?"
"Why bother?"
"Because you bit your wife, okay, a life?" I looked at his face, and there were four words in my heart: cold-blooded and ruthless.
"Wife." He chuckled: "Don't say that she is not my wife, just say-life and death have fate and wealth in the sky, her fate is not something I can change against the sky, and it is just futile. Exposing my own identity, it makes me feel so salty."
"Uh… "
"I can change your life, that's enough." He shook my hand and sighed with a smile: "You will stay with me in the future until the last moment of life."
Blushing again, I bit my lip and wanted to turn around and kiss Han Moyu, but I didn’t expect that this guy would suddenly rush out of the horse. I swayed and hugged the horse’s neck, and in a blink of an eye, I saw a big snake that clicked and grabbed it. Look at the lively deer!
… Watching snakes eat is not a good experience, but… I heard that snakes don’t eat in places where there are people or it makes them feel uneasy.
Eating in front of me at this time is absolutely assured of me.
I smiled, rode over and coaxed him with a smile: "Slow down, no one will rob you?"
The snake was busy eating and ignored me, and I saw what is called a "large carnivore" after he finished eating!
Snake belly is obviously swollen! He didn't become a human again until he couldn't hold it, and took me home!
That bay red horse is about to be crushed and cheated... Poor!
The days after that were as warm as always, no big difference, no small change, every day was just a smooth wind... This made me forget that there is a general Yuchi who is going to sue the imperial court and secretly waiting to calculate me. people.
Are they all gone? Why doesn't it show up yet
For more than half a month, Liuguang's mouth is becoming more and more picky, and he has been upset with me for several days without eating.
The reason is very simple. I have no time to serve his ancestor all day long because I have no time to serve his ancestor.
The most annoying thing is that in order to show that he and Luguang are on the same level, and learn from him, both of these two birds began to go on a hunger strike with arrogance...
Forbearance was calm for a while, and I made delicious soft and hard soaks for a while, but I did not succeed in persuading the two birds. On the contrary, did I really lose confidence in my own cooking? !
Seeing that my mother's offensive was useless, I launched my stepmother's offensive. At this time, I shook the bamboo sticks prepared in the morning in my hand, and then slammed it on the table! Reprimanded at two birds!
"Don't heal the scar and forget it hurts! Don't look at the princess mansion now that you don't want you. I didn't say that you have to raise two of you, one red and one blue! It is possible to beat you if you are not happy!!"
Roaring like a lioness, Liu Guang didn't respond, just raised his eyes slightly, with an expression that you dare to try me.
Although the silly Dudu bird was scared, it was estimated to save face in front of its male bird, so he turned to look at me with grunting eyes, letting me not succumb to evil forces. Deeply feel that she is a bad girl who bullies cute things.
After a while, I put down the bamboo sticks, and howled, covering my face with my hands, feeling like I was going to be pissed to death by these two birds!
"Listen to me, you two, if you don't eat anymore, I will stew you up and give my big snake a boost!"
Liuguang's pair of condensed beads didn't even look at me. He lowered his head and snorted coldly: "Your big snake has eaten you so diligently recently, do you still need to eat us?"
Dudu hurriedly fluttered to the side to agree with Liuguang: "That's it!"
Hehe, does this guy know about men and women?
"You said this because you want to eat something, right? You really have become a human being and your mouth is itchy?" I chuckled, and then carried Du Du to him: "What do you think of Du Du? Or I will order a baby kiss for you two, and when Dudu grows up, you will eat it!"
Dudu heard that I was going to let Liuguang eat it, so he immediately posted it, flattering vigorously like a fan.
"Okay, okay, come eat me, come eat me, I am willing to sacrifice my body for the male god..."
I was happily teasing, and looking at her shameless expression, I immediately took the Dudu that was attached to Liuguang's body and knocked on its forehead.
"Dudu, you are a girl! Be reserved! Be reserved, understand!"
"My male god is happy to eat... I will dedicate myself to him!"
I know it thinks that what I mean by "eating" is simply "eating it", so it doesn't care about it at all... But Dudu is not happy anymore, and instead bit my finger hard.
"Puff..." I couldn't help laughing, so I let go of Dudu and let it go stupid.
Dudu is still young, and coupled with his incomprehensibility, so I don’t know as much as Luguang, how to say Luguang’s current wisdom is also human, and he has been with me for such a long time, so what I mean by what I mean It quickly understood it, and then glared at me slowly.
"Don't talk about those useless, will you give me delicious food?"
This is obviously an insult to my cooking skills! Fortunately, the old lady even cooked the two birds by herself!
I pinched my waist and scolded angrily: "You two ungrateful birds, grinding my old lady to cook for you. The cooking is not good, what else do you want?!"
Liuguang seemed to ponder for a while, staring at me solemnly, "I heard people say that there is a place called Yihongyuan in this imperial capital. There seems to be a lot of food in it, but it's cool, you take us there!"
I was petrified for a long while, and I was digesting Liuguang. I have learned words like'Yihongyuan' and'Shuang'. After I reacted, I immediately endured a lung that was bursting with laughter and touched it helplessly. His head softly teaches.
"Baby, is your breeding season approaching? But Yihongyuan is not a place you can go to. Only adults can go to that place. Bah, that place can be visited by rich people, understand?"
The explanation becomes useless. It's like giving two children sex education. There is no book and no action. How to do it
"Doesn't your big snake still have money?"
"This… "
"I also have money." He stretched out his hand and pulled back a small bag from nowhere: "I usually pick it up in the house."
I took a closer look, digging a groove! A large number of golden beans, beans, jade and jade are obviously left behind by Han Moyu or those embroidered on the robes of the Fujin people.
Although these things are not the most valuable, they are still much more expensive than silver or something!
This Han Moyu... Prodigal son! So many good things in the house are not given to me if they are lost? !
Feeling helpless, I started to diverge from the topic: "Hey... If you dislike Dudu, how about I find you a female bird again?"
As soon as Dudu heard this, he immediately flew to Liuguang's side, screaming out of righteous indignation: "Our family Liuguang won't despise me! Don't provoke you!"
"Yes, yeah." I waved my hand, my face full of love.
But Ryuguang still has a very confused look. I have to think about it from another perspective. This bird view should be different from the human view, right
So I gave him another example: "Hey, let me tell you, this Yihongyuan is like there are so many beautiful female birds, more beautiful than Dudu, and then you can talk to them. Huh, but your age is not suitable for sex, so you can’t go... understand?"
Liuguang yawned and said leisurely: "You can just say it's a brothel, just talk about so many messy things."
I was stunned again for a while, and heard the sound of rows of crows flying above my head.
Nima... This will not only draw inferences from one another, but also thoroughly inquire about everything! The bird needs to be fine!