Because he was drunk, he almost showed his original shape in the wine shop. Seeing that his ears became green and pointed, I quickly dragged him to the back, and then asked Han Moyu.
"Look at this funny comparison, don't let him show up, or it's over!"
The last time Han Moyu turned into a dragon shape made the whole Jiangnan tremble for a while. Wang Yu and the prince looked for the dragon earth-shakingly, and in the end it was the emperor who ordered the matter not to be mentioned again.
The Tianlong Dynasty is very powerful in offering sacrifices to snakes, but it admires dragons even more!
Otherwise, the emperor wouldn’t be able to give the concubine to the dragon to pay tribute to the dragon based on a dream. Of course, although this was directed and acted by Han Moyu’s mother, the emperor didn’t know. The emperor thought there would be nothing wrong. Who knew she really disappeared. Up.
This was the emperor's heart disease, so after the dragon appeared in Jiangnan, the emperor had the intention to block the news, which indirectly saved Han Moyu.
Otherwise, if he heard that he revealed his true body in front of humans without authorization, he might have to be held accountable again.
This proves that Pei Mu, as a unicorn, is also a thing in mythology just like a dragon, and should not be able to appear in front of everyone, so I think honestly let him go behind and lie down, don't see people.
However, there is a gap between things and what I imagined. This is not something I want him to be able to lie on his stomach. A drunkard always wants to change the way and make some monsters.
And Pei Mu chose to indecently Han Moyu.
Indecent Han Moyu! ! !
I'm probably crazy, why would I let Han Moyu look at him! When I heard a lot of puffing sounds coming from the backyard, I hurried over and took a look, only to find that Han Moyu was pressed underneath by this drunk and crazy unicorn, and kissed him hard on his chest!
I still yelled: "Beauty... Hurry up, hug someone... Oh, you are so beautiful... Oh, beauty... You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me stay with my heart... Stay!"
"I rely on you to dare to kiss my husband!" Kiss and sing? !
I kicked it without saying anything, but I failed and I didn’t save Han Moyu. This guy seemed to be extremely powerful after drinking, so he said that he could hold Han Moyu underneath. The two of them seemed to be tumbling and competing against each other. He was nothing. Fuel-efficient lamp!
"What should we do now!"
Han Moyu was riding underneath, kicking Pei Mu's stomach, and pressing hard against him and replied, "Stun him!"
"Take it and take it... What to beat?" I looked around, only to see a large vase that was more than a foot long. I picked it up and compared it for a bit, and said with a bitter face: "This will kill people, right..."
"Smash!" The corners of Han Moyu's eyes and eyebrows were jumping, because Pei Mu was trying to kiss his face with a bite of a beautiful woman.
The battle between a unicorn and a dragon is difficult to distinguish between the winner and the loser. Han Moyu's sleeves are all torn, Pei Mu is really strong.
So I thought, since he is such a powerful immortal, he would never be beaten to death by me at once, so I rounded his arm and beat it with a boast!
"Wow!" The blue and white porcelain vase burned out of the official kiln broke to pieces in an instant.
"Hiccup—" Pei Mu didn't have anything to do, instead he was knocked out for a long alcoholic hiccup, then looked back at me in a daze, and smiled: "Mother, don't beat me, my son is not what you said. How about breeding offspring?"
"Mother?" I look so old? !
"Wait, when I turn around, I will bring you a litter of cubs back... Hiccups." After Pei Mu hiccups, she found: "Ah, beauty, your face is not so good, why are you upset? I'll help you do it... "
Han Moyu saw that it was useless. He heard what Pei Mu said as a bastard. He was completely angry. He kicked harder on his feet. He rushed down and kicked with the second master. Anyway, it’s not his own descendants... Yeah, kick. It doesn't feel bad if it is discarded.
Pei Mu was still rough and skinny at first and didn't respond. Later, she seemed to be kicked and frowned, "You are an unbehaved beauty, it is rare that I like you so much, so you should be obedient and obedient. If not, the tigress will be here for a while... Oh pain... Do you like this? Okay, I like it too. Let's play."
He stood up after he said, Han Moyu turned over with a grunt, and then frowned to see the drunken unicorn fairy dangling chasing after him.
"Beauty, do you like it or do you like it, this one is for you..." With a flick of his wrist, he took out a golden thing from his hand, and introduced: "Tie the celestial rope, no matter what it is, it doesn't matter what it is. Monster beast, as long as it is tied, it can't move for minutes."
"Oh?" Han raised his eyebrows, and took it over like a woman charmingly: "Are there any other babies?"
"Of course... I... Hiccup, I have everything! Hey... But it's... It's just... It's kind of second..."
I rolled my eyes next to me, do you know that you are a bit two? I began to realize that every time he went to chase Mubai, he could chase after him, because he was so unreliable!
How did you live until now? ?
"Hey." Pei Mu replied danglingly: "Tie you or tie me?"
Han Moyu smiled: "Of course I bind you."
"Come on then..."
As long as he was talking, Han Moyu had already tied him up and tied him firmly, saving him going crazy after drinking.
I heard that Pei Mu is already more than 7,000 years old. If he hadn't taken the initiative to contribute such a golden rope, with Han Moyu and me, maybe he really couldn't control him!
Then watch the unicorn who was tied up like a rice dumpling yelling: "Beauty! Beauty, why don't you care about me! Oh I'm so miserable... What a miserable life, woo woo... How can you do this... Lan Shou Shiitake... For the first time a paper for a girl... here... Shiitake... hiccups."
When I listened, I felt like I wanted to laugh.
Kirin is so popular, do you just go to the world to play if you have nothing to do? Have you learned such a thing
But Han is very black. He must be called a girl for the first time, and he must feel disgraced.
But he didn't have the same knowledge as him, and he flicked his sleeves and went to change his clothes.
Screaming, maybe the alcohol concentration is higher, he just lay down on his side and fell asleep, and when he woke up again, it was already a day and a night.
When he woke up, Pei Mu found that he was tied up, and yelled: "Ah! Where is this! I was caught by the enemy! I was caught!!!"
"What's the noise?" Han Moyu's face was full of black lines: "I wake up from the wine?"
"I'm drunk?" He sniffed himself: "There is no smell of alcohol..."
"No smell of alcohol does not mean that you are not drunk." I squatted down, looked at the poor unicorn, and shook my head: "You know, you almost assaulted my husband after you were drunk."
"Really?" Pei Mu glanced at Han Moyu, who was looking at the iceberg: "Um... I assaulted a man?"
"It's not indecent, it's almost indecent."
"But it hurts me...Isn't I being assaulted? Uuu..."
This unicorn can really be called a beauty crying when she cries, her long eyelashes are full of tears, and I feel pity.
I just wanted to say something soft, when I looked back and saw that Han Moyu's expression was even more ugly, so I immediately took a sip: "Who is rare to insult you! Hurry up, hurry up and go..."
"Where to go." He said pitifully, "I don't want to leave... I'm so bored anyway, I want to make fun of it here."
I was loosening the hand of the rope. Hearing him say this, I was frightened: "What are you selling?"
He grinned, showing a standard eight-tooth smile: "Selling smiles."
"Sell a shit! Don't think that selling a smile is just selling a smile...?! Why are you so naive!" The more I felt that this unicorn was unreliable, I took the rope down and asked God with a bitter face: "Where did it come from? Where to go, I’m not here in Goulan Yard that doesn’t accept women's papers for laughing. If you sell jokes, I would ask Daxian to go out and turn right to the Feifeng Pavilion to have a look. Maybe someone likes your style."
"Where is Feifeng Pavilion?"
"On the right is a shop that specializes in selling laughter. The business is very good."
"professional?"
"professional!"
"Then I'll take a look!" The rope was also untied, Pei Mu supported the ground with both hands, immediately stood up, and shook: "Hey, I'm not too drunk."
"No, there is no distinction between men and women." After I finished speaking, Han Moyu looked embarrassed again.
"Uh, sorry." Pei Mu finally apologized, touched his head and smiled, touched his body, and pulled out a picture: "This, apology."
"And apology fee?"
I took the thing painted like cowhide, and then I saw Pei Mu swish and run away.
Han Moyu and I researched what this is, and we haven't figured it out for several days.
But another shocking news appeared. The Feifeng Pavilion next door had an extra masterful oiran, who was so beautiful that he could not afford to be so beautiful.
The oiran... the oiran...
Pei Mu? !
Did he really go to Goulan Yard to make a laugh? !
Holding a head with soaring blood pressure, I thought to myself, this unicorn is really crazy...