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Dong Xiaodao recalled the scene in a trance. At that time, the old hooligan hadn't adopted him. He was still a homeless orphan, wandering around the streets and alleys every day, looking to see if he could find something to fill his stomach. On that day, he remembered very clearly that because of his unprecedented "bravery", he snatched half of a bun from the mouth of a big ferocious wolf dog.
Regardless of the bleeding arm, he put it into his arms happily, and passed the sugar seller's stall as usual, where there were always a group of chattering children and their parents.
"Daddy, I want that sugar man!"
"Be good, your toothache is still not healed, can you eat later?"
"No, no, dad, I want to eat!"
A little boy in pink stomped his feet and acted like a baby to his father. The tall and thin man was a little embarrassed, frowning a pair of beautiful eyebrows, not knowing how to make a decision, but in the end he couldn't hold back his youngest son, and asked the master to pinch a white and fat little doll.
The little boy is holding the wooden pole, so happy that he sees his teeth but sees his eyes.
The man sighed, and said to his wife, "He will have a toothache and roll over later."
The woman reassured him not to worry, and hugged her baby bump, "Is it delicious?"
The boy nodded vigorously.
"But Daddy is so old, he hasn't tasted it yet, it's really pitiful." The woman sighed pretending to be regretful. The little boy hesitated for a long time, grabbed the chubby little hand of the sugar man and stretched it out in front of his daddy, "Then... let daddy eat this time."
"Daddy, is it sweet?"
"Well, it's really sweet."
The man turned his head away and wiped away his tears.
A happy ending, a happy family.
Dong Xiaodao watched eagerly, thinking, if he could take a sip of that sweet thing, he would be the happiest person in the world.
He touched his bosom, and there was only half a rotten steamed stuffed bun that had gone cold.
can not afford.
He sighed.
Sweet... what does it taste like
Will it be sweet enough to make you cry
Dong Xiaodao always thought that one day he would become rich and rich, buy all the sugar figurine stalls, and let the skilled master make sugar figurines for him every day!
However, when he was really rich, he ate delicacies from mountains and seas, bird's nest and shark's fin, which were many times better than the candy man that the ordinary couple bought for their youngest son.
He even felt that these street things that only coax children were vulgar, cheap, and unclean, and they might cause diarrhea after eating them.
Dong Xiaodao thought so until she said—
"The children in other families have it, and the children in my family should have it too."
She took his palm and stuffed the little sugar figurines she bought in line. She covered his hand with both palms, and the warmth soaked the cold back of the hand, as well as the blood.
His body was trembling slightly, and he almost lost his grip on the fat doll that was still tied with a red string.
After entering the palace, he has received many valuable gifts, some of which were rewarded to him by Mo Xiaoyan, and some treasures personally sent to his door by noble wives who wanted to please the prince through him, Dong Xiaodao never refused , the small treasure house is packed to the brim.
But no one lined up a long line for him on this cold street, just to buy a five-cent sugar man.
Holding the doll in red, he stuck out his tongue like a puppy, and carefully licked the little red face.
Sweetness overflows on the tip of the tongue.
"Is it sweet?" She touched his head.
"Sweet!" The little thing nodded without hesitation.
When he was a child, he was really hungry, so he climbed to the tree and picked a bagful of sweet-scented osmanthus to eat. Several families lived in this alley full of sweet-scented osmanthus trees, and the children grew up like childhood sweethearts, playing cuju, wrestling wrists, and doing all kinds of fun children's games.
He, just watching from a distance, listening to the laughter, chewing the crisp and tender sweet-scented osmanthus, even the air smells sweet.
At that time, he decided that sweet-scented osmanthus must be the sweetest flower in the world.
However, it turns out that there is another kind of "sweetness" in the world.
For example, her own figure is reflected in her eyes.
For example, her hand, holding her own fingers.
"Since it's sweet, why are you crying?"
Lin Lang bent down, with a hint of helplessness on her expression. It is said that a beauty sheds tears, and the pear blossom with rain is the most provocative, but she did not find this "beautiful quality" in Dong Xiaodao's body. The kid with tears and snot and heavy makeup on his face is the most annoying .
"Because, because, it's too sweet." He blushed from crying, sobbing, and grabbed Lin Lang's cloak and wiped it hard.
Lin Lang, who is seriously obsessed with cleanliness: "..."
Is this to challenge her physical limit
Boy, do you know that this action of yours will put your life in danger
Lin Lang endured and endured, she took off her cloak expressionlessly, and with a "snap", she decisively covered the boy's head.
This trick is called misfortune.
"My lord?" Dong Xiaodao felt his vision suddenly dimmed, his cheeks were pressed against the fabric, and he could vaguely feel her body temperature, his face instantly turned red.
The boy didn't realize that the cloak had been "repeatedly trampled" by him just now, and instead fell into another pink delusion. The cloak that was stained with the smell of the prince smells unexpectedly good, well, he needs to take two more breaths to refresh himself.
The stubborn Dong Xiaodao has unknowingly developed in the direction of a little pervert.
"Cry if you want to cry. With me here, no one will see."
Lin Lang tapped his head.
The old fox, who didn't know Dong Xiaodao's inner activities at all, thought to himself, not only getting rid of the "poisonous" cloak, but also teasing the other party just right, it really kills two birds with one stone.
Well, I'm so fucking witty.
Lin Lang gave herself a shameless performance.
In the end, Dong Xiaodao went back crying all the way. In order to talk to Lin Lang, he lifted the cloak halfway and put it on his head. Lin Lang looked down and saw that his entire face had turned into a red, green, and green stain.
However, the other party still looked at her with a honeyed and sweet look.
Lin Lang: "..."
It feels like you have provoked a terrible pervert.
A few children ran past the two laughing and laughing, and the leader made a grimace at Dong Xiaodao, "Ha, ugly, no one wants it! Just a little bit!"
Lin Lang didn't react much, but Dong Xiaodao cried even harder.
He used Luo Zidai to draw his eyebrows in the morning. After painting, he had a mysterious aura of "I am the most beautiful in the world". As a result, when he cried, not only his makeup was messed up, but when he wiped his tears, his eyes were like autumn water. It became a pair of ridiculous panda eyes.
He asked tearfully, "My lord, is this slave really weird?"
"Little thing wants to listen to the truth?"
Because of the height difference between the two, in order to meet his gaze, Lin Lang had no choice but to bend down and put her hands on her knees. That skillful posture showed that she was going to appease her angry child.
What is a little thing
Dong Xiaodao has an inexplicable sense of shame, why is he always coaxed like a child? He is already sixteen years old, he can make money, he has a good figure, and his skills in bed are first-rate, so why doesn't she treat him as an adult? Are you looking down on him
It was a matter of a man's dignity, and just as he was about to get mad, her breath lightly sprayed on his face.
"Hey, do you want to hear the truth?"
Dong Xiaodao lost all anger, and didn't dare to look directly at her pupils as dark as the night, and nodded indiscriminately.
Damn, I always feel like a lamb being slaughtered.
"It's weird."
The woman's voice became very gentle, so invisible, it was the misty rain soaked in the spring day, lingering in the heart endlessly.
"But it doesn't matter, there are always people who like it."
She reached out and brushed the hair sticking to his face.
"So don't cry, okay?"
"Someone will feel bad."
Seeing him staring at him blankly, Linlang smiled, and was about to withdraw his hand, but was held down by the other party. Seeing Linlang's surprised eyes, the tips of his ears turned red, but he still said firmly, "You are lying. How is it possible?" Will someone feel sorry for me? Money is everything for a snob like me. Even if someone dies in front of me, I will be the first to do nothing. I just want to strip her of all valuables , and then just run away."
Lin Lang raised her eyebrows, "You have a lot of ideas."
"Don't you think I'm mean, my lord?" He grabbed her hand with pleading eyes.
Please, insult me quickly, and use all the ugly words you can imagine to wake up this mean and ungrateful miser in front of you.
What a luxury it is to be tempted.
For the participants, the bet is all their net worth.
In terms of emotions, he is an inexperienced gambler, and he is also very afraid that he will lose everything in the future. Therefore, instead of getting bruised and swollen, it is better to destroy all good impressions from the beginning.
"Despicable? What are you talking about?" Lin Lang smiled, "I think you have the potential to become the richest man in Chu. Besides, money is the most beautiful thing in the world. There is a saying that money can Isn’t it enough to explain its charm? If you have money, you can buy the best sweets, the most beautiful clothes, and the most beautiful jewelry.”
"As long as you have money, you can do whatever you want, can't you?"
Lin Lang tried to wipe off the blush on his face, probably hardened after too long, the corner of her mouth twitched.
"Then... can I buy the prince?"
He suddenly raised his head, his eyes suddenly brightened, like two rounds of fiery little suns.
"What?"
Before Lin Lang could react, he had already "swish, swish" the sixty-two jade hairpins on his head and stuffed them into Lin Lang's arms, folding them into a small golden mountain bag, almost blinding Lin Lang's eyes .
"It's just a deposit."
He smacked heavily on the woman's lips.
Lin Lang: "..."
Can she say that she dislikes this unsolicited kiss
Dong Xiaodao's mouth was covered with a thick layer of bright red lip balm, which was greasy, as if it hadn't been washed for days and nights...
"My lord, what's wrong with you? You look so ugly?"
"My heart is a little tired."
"The slave rubs it for you."
"..."
Boy, do you consider the feelings of passers-by when you blatantly attack your breasts in broad daylight