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On the bustling street, a dusty figure moved nimbly among the crowd, lightly took off the money bags hanging from the women's waists, and quickly hid them in their cuffs.
The boy grinned, he really made a lot of money today.
Sure enough, when the festival came, there were more children from rich families taking to the streets, so his "business" would naturally be easier to do.
He touched the bulging money bag and was satisfied.
After roughly counting the number, the boy decided to collect the net.
He looked up inadvertently, and saw a slender and tall woman walking across, he subconsciously took a second look.
The most eye-catching thing was the other party's dazzling double-breasted red dress, and the skirt was decorated with golden thread butterflies, as if they were dancing. In the state of Chu, black is the most respected, followed by deep purple. Only men who love beauty will choose to wear this brightly colored vermilion.
So angry.
This was the first thought in the boy's mind.
Immediately afterwards, his eyes fell on the kit tied around the other's slender waist.
very big.
very rough.
really want.
He swallowed, his face quickly turned red, which was caused by excitement.
The boy lowered his head, avoided the crowd next to him, pretended to have accidentally stumbled, and threw himself into the opponent's arms.
"Yes, I'm sorry..." He lowered his voice pitifully, as if he was about to cry. In fact, his evil little hand had already reached the other's waist, and he even felt the silky touch of the fabric of the brocade bag.
Great, hit it off.
A dim light flashed across his eyes, and just as he was thinking about getting it all at once, he heard the man's voice lazily coming from above his head, "Is that all you want?"
Ruined.
Got caught straight.
The boy's back was stiff, and a delicate white palm stretched out from his sight, gently covering the back of his hand. There is a thin layer of calluses between her fingers, which should be the habit of practicing martial arts. Unexpectedly, under this "fragile" beautiful appearance, he turned out to be a practicing family.
No wonder there was a strange sense of security when he was hugged by her.
Is this the aura of a strong man
Fuck, what is I thinking? Spring
The boy quickly dispelled his strange thoughts, and turned to worry about his situation. If he was sent to the government, thinking about the vicious female prisoners who were imprisoned there, he might be swallowed up to the point where not even the dregs were left.
"I, I didn't mean to."
Tears welled up in his eyes, "Please, please, let me go, I don't want to, I haven't eaten for several days, and the last meal I picked up was a bad meal that others didn't want Eating, I have had a stomachache all day... my father is seriously ill again, there is really nothing I can do, woo woo, please, forgive me for being shameless..."
The boy covered his face and cried bitterly, his throat made a thin cat-like sound, sharp and painful, which was extremely moving.
Many people looked sideways and pointed at the woman.
"He is so young, don't bully others."
"And it's very pitiful, let him go."
"What a cruel woman..."
The boy who covered his face grinned.
It seems that I can get away with it today.
"lie."
The boy wiped his tears and froze in mid-air.
He raised his head, Fangzheng yawned casually, and gently covered his mouth with his slender long fingers. She was clearly a woman, but she had whiter skin than a man. She raised her slender eyebrows slantingly, with a lazy expression, and poked his face with a green finger, "Little devil, liars will be punished."
"Are you ready?"
Hell, he seems... seduced/sexed
The boy who hadn't reacted to the beauty of the other party was led away by dizziness, and unknowingly sat in the most expensive No. 1 restaurant in Chu country.
"What do you want to eat?" The other party skillfully ordered a few signature dishes and turned to ask for his opinion.
The boy shook his head in a daze.
"Then let's have another roast duck with crispy skin." She snapped her fingers casually, as if remembering something, and told Xiao Er, "By the way, don't put too much spicy cooking wine. Not too much stimulation."
"puff-"
All the tea in his mouth came out.
What the hell is that kind of flamboyant talk
The other party looked disgusted, and quickly hid to the side, the clothes were not stained with water, but the people at the last table were innocent, and almost cursed. The boy's nerves were tense, but before he could apologize, the woman settled the accident with a few words.
"Sorry, my little one is a little excited when going out for the first time, I hope you will forgive me."
Her smile was bright, and her demeanor was indescribably bright and generous, but she quickly got along with the people at that table. As a result, in the end, there were several more exquisite dishes presented by others on their side.
boy:"… "
The femininity of this woman is really terrifying, even sex is irresistible.
"Ah, open your mouth."
Smiling, she picked up a chopstick of beef and wanted to put it in his mouth.
No, this man has such a beautiful smile, he definitely has bad intentions, he must stay awake. He is not one of those hot-headed idiots who foolishly follow him away because of the other party's momentary consideration. Don't these aristocratic women just like to play with the hearts of some innocent boys
She fell in love with her beggar, probably because of her bad taste, right? Think about it, the thief who stole fell in love with the owner who was stolen. If she took possession of her body, she would feel very proud, right
The boy refused to open his mouth.
"Don't you like to eat?"
She seemed to be frowning in distress, and when the brown-red wooden chopsticks were turned, the piece of beef fell into her mouth.
His face flushed instantly.
Could this be the legendary...indirect kiss? !
Calm down, you have to calm down.
What is this ambiguous little trick
The boy pretended to be nonchalant, picked up the teacup next to him, and calmly took a sip.
Hmm, why does it taste a little different
"I just drank wine, you are a child, are you okay?"
She was chewing beef slices, resting her cheeks with one hand, his flustered blushing was clearly reflected in her black jade-like pupils.
"Shut up, shut up, I want you to take care of it! Madam!"
He wiped his lips vigorously.
Why did she remind him that he took the wrong bowl
Damn, he's definitely not blushing, it's just that the weather is too hot!
A group of colorful little butterflies seemed to fly into the small chest, fluttering their wings and bumping around in the forbidden area.
"Guest officer, you have ordered a roast duck with crispy skin, a plate of beef with sauce, and a jar of apricot blossom wine... the total is one hundred and thirty-two taels."
The boy turned his head unconsciously and met the woman's eyes. She leaned lazily on the red lacquered counter, with a few strands of soft black hair hanging down her cheeks. Seeing him looking over, she smiled sweetly at him.
And then...he paid for it...
There seems to be something wrong with this development.
The boy pinched his chin and thought seriously, what went wrong? He obviously gained a lot today, why did he spend all of it when he entered a restaurant? This is not in line with his "beautiful quality" of being an iron cock.
"Ah, I'm full."
The people around let out a sigh of comfort, "Ah, where are you going to sleep next?"
sleep…
"Gulu."
He seems to have heard a terrible word.
The boy swallowed.
He's only thirteen years old, so he developed to share the same bed so quickly, isn't it good? However, the boys in Chu State are relatively precocious, and many of them get married at the age of thirteen. In a few years, the children will be able to play soy sauce.
If they have children with this person, their offspring should look as beautiful as her, right? The boy quietly raised his eyes and glanced at her. Slender and slender figure, with a back as straight as cedar, and a face more delicate and beautiful than a man's, but it is not an embroidered pillow, which can be felt from the strength of pinching his wrist.
"The two share a room?"
The owner of the inn fiddled with the abacus, and was not at all surprised by the pairing of the noble girl and the street beggar in front of him. On this most affluent and prosperous street, anything can happen.
The woman in red turned her head to look at the boy, and raised her chin to signal him.
His entire face turned green, and he gave the money again
"Hey, you self-willed aunt, you have to stop in moderation, I'm not you—" His unfinished words came to an abrupt end.
The other party bent down, put his head on his shoulder naturally, and said in a tired voice, "I've been walking for several days, and my legs are almost useless. If I don't take a good rest, I'm afraid I'm going to die. .”
So close.
She was so close.
The breath sprayed on his neck became hot, making him unable to rationally think about what happened in front of him, as if a beautiful firework had exploded in his mind.
The boy lay in the bathtub, staring blankly at the peacock screen in the hotel room.
Is he obsessed
First she paid for a meal for a stranger, and now she shares a room with her...
"Gulu Gulu—"
Brat, you are really promising, and you ran away with an unknown woman!
He felt that he was ashamed to face others, so he softened his body and let the warm water submerge his head, and a series of bubbles appeared on the surface of the water.
In the chaos, a cold hand grabbed his arm. He was startled suddenly, and he was pulled hard. There was the sound of splashing water in his ears, and the splashing water hit the ground like projected beads.
"You, what are you doing?"
The boy came back to his senses and desperately used his hands to protect his vital parts, wishing to kill this rude guy who broke into other people's bathing place in an instant. He kept his innocence for thirteen years, and she just saw it all!
"rogue!"
"Shameless!"
"It's not as good as a beast!"
He shouted angrily, and finally his voice became hoarse, with a kind of sobbing misery.
How should I put it, he is also an unmarried boy of Yunying...
How could she, could...
"Why are you crying? I was just worried that you were in there for too long and wondered if you passed out, so I came to see you." The woman raised her eyebrows, her tone full of jokes, "Little devil, do you think I'm right? Would a stunted little body like yours be interested?"
Damn, she took advantage of it and teased him!
"Aww—"
The boy bit her ear hard.
"Snapped-"
The ass was slapped.
"Children under the age should not be in heat." She squinted at him.
He was startled for a moment, and then trembled all over his body.
Feel ashamed and angry.
This bastard, this pervert, he must kill her!
Just when he was thinking this way, the other party stretched out his hand and hugged him out, put him on the bed, wiped his body with a clean and soft sweat towel, even his private parts were not spared.
"Well, brat, you are still very rich, and my young lady likes you." She seemed a little surprised by her scale.
Sure enough... It's a big pervert!
He tightened his grip on the sheets, his skin flushed.
"Okay, it's late at night, good boy, please sleep well." She tied his knot, and lay down outside the bed, and after a while, her regular breathing sounded.
Second sleep.
The jerk.
Does she know how much torture she has suffered
She still slept so soundly!
It is tolerable or unbearable!
His hands and feet trembled, and his whole body trembled with anger.
Anger arises from the heart, and evil grows from the gallbladder.
The boy rolled over and got off the bed softly, and immediately fell in love with the long-necked bottle with the lucky bamboo stuck in it. He smiled sullenly, hugged the bottle with all his strength, staggered to the side of the bed, raised his hand and held it up. high.
As long as he smashes it down like this, the person below will definitely have his head exploded, his plasma burst, and he can't die anymore.
He looked down.
Under the faint shadows, the woman's black hair covered the bed, her slanted collar was slightly opened, revealing a slender and beautiful neck. Her skin is as flawless as snow, and her lips are even more rosy and gorgeous.
The flamboyance of the day has been restrained, and the sleeping person is more like a clear lake, and the clean sleeping face makes people's heart beat.
But, damn it, I was seduced by sex again.
He blushed.
"What are you doing?"
She seemed to wake up, rubbed her eyes, her lowered voice was hoarse after a sound sleep, which was extra alluring.
"Chirp—"
Late at night, in a dimly lit room, the boy gave his first kiss with trembling hands and feet.
"Um?"
The woman was half asleep and half awake, she took him into her arms and hugged him tightly, stroking his head, "Good boy."
Like coaxing a child.
He suppressed his shame and lay in her arms, lowering his head and not daring to look at her.
Just now, he quickly made an amazing decision.
"Hey, ma'am, do you have no money with you?"
"Well, yes."
"Then I will support you."
"Well, yes."
"But you can only have me as a man in the future, and you are not allowed to be promiscuous."
"Know."
"We will have two babies in the future, and one must have my surname."
"Um… "
"Also, since I'm your man, don't spank my butt from now on, it's ugly!"
"..."
The woman whose consciousness was in a state of confusion rubbed her brows, she was so sleepy, why did this damn child babble so much nonsense? She didn't want to talk anymore, so she just fell asleep.
"If you don't speak, I'll take it as your promise."
She said nothing.
So you agree
He got up from her body, wiped his shirt several times with his sweaty palms, then held her face in his hands, took a deep breath, and kissed her lightly.
Solemn and pious.
He wants to officially stamp it, indicating that this person only belongs to him from now on.
"Um?"
The other party opened his mouth as if consciously, and stuck his bright red tongue in, nimbly stroking the territory he had never stepped into. The other hand rubbed up his back and pressed down on his neck, his body could not be controlled by him.
"Uh... stop... woo..."
The hand that was about to prop up the body gradually dropped down.
He had already softened into a puddle of water.
When she woke up the next day, the woman found a black head lying on her chest. No wonder she slept like a ghost pressing the bed last night, and dreamed that she was attacked by a handsome ghost. The child's sleeping pattern is not very honest.
"Little devil, wake up."
She slapped the opponent directly on the ass.
The boy actually woke up a long time ago, his face was reddened by her actions, and he whispered, "Didn't you agree not to spank other people's butts? You bastard."
"What are you muttering about? Come and get dressed, I'm hungry and I want to eat."
He responded, but his movements were swift.
As he spoke, he was about to open the door, but she grabbed his wrist and was stared at for a long time.
"What, what are you doing?"
Such lewd/colorful eyes, did you think about that early in the morning...
He turned his face away, bit his lip and said nothing.
Just kissed last night, do it now, no, not so good.
Why don't you give him some buffer time...
"You stay here, I'll be back later," she said.
"No, no need..."
Does she still want those things to add to the fun? Will it be too violent? The boy's Adam's apple rolled, and he felt that the temperature in the room suddenly rose very high.
After returning, the woman had an extra box of rouge and gouache in her hand.
When he reacted, his face was covered with a thick layer of white/powder, and his cheeks were also painted in bright red, which looked a bit like the red and red wrinkled monkey buttocks he had seen before.
seems a bit ugly...
The boy instinctively felt that something was wrong, but seeing her satisfied expression after applying black lip balm for him, the original resistance disappeared, and he gradually became happy.
"You, you like this." He twisted his body.
As expected, she was the woman he had his eyes on, and her aesthetic taste was so unique! Be different!
"Yeah, you look the most beautiful like this."
She clapped her hands and gave a positive evaluation.
Since he washed off the mixture of yellow powder and black mud on his face yesterday, he revealed an incomparably beautiful face, with immature brows and eyes, yet so beautiful at such a young age. He is lowly, if someone sees him, he will probably be taken back and imprisoned directly, so it is better to play ugly all the time.
"Unless you are your sweetheart, don't let others see your real appearance." The woman told him.
"Understood, it's really long-winded." He muttered, but the corners of his brows and eyes showed joy.
Is she jealous
Must be jealous, right
Hmph, for the sake of her jealousy, he reluctantly agreed to her.
The woman combed his long hair for him. This satin-like hair is really hard to put down. Judging from the back, this boy can also be called a disaster. It is better to make him more "ugly".
There were no extra decorations around, so she simply folded the flowers in the vase, and patiently inserted dozens of them on her head one by one, and took a picture in front of the bronze mirror, just like a simple, honest, thin and cute village idiot who loves to dress up. Big girl.
Satisfied immediately, she led the man away.
The boy's eyes fell on the place where their fingers were intertwined.
He liked her holding her like this.
Such a warm palm, clenched tightly, I don't want to let go for the rest of my life.
However, what he didn't expect was that the first love in his life turned out to be a liar.
A total liar.
She said she wanted to buy him a sugar figurine, and squeezed into the long queue.
But he waited and waited until the crowd dispersed and the lights dimmed.
She didn't come back.
For a month in a row, he stayed in the same place, looking for that bright red.
The blush on his face was hardened, and the flowers she inserted into her hair withered. He was like a homeless puppy, abandoned on the cold street.
In the end he fell ill, and the old hooligan who adopted him took care of him for a day and a night.
It was so hard to be sick, and he kept thinking about her.
She still hasn't come back.
He hates her.
No woman is a good thing.
At the age of sixteen, he "worked" as usual on the busiest street in Dragon City. On a cloudy day with continuous rain, he was caught by a woman in a brocade robe. Instead of getting angry, she gave him money with a smile, telling him to "reform evil and return to good".
He could clearly see the pitiful expression of the other party, but he just sneered silently in his heart.
These aristocratic women who are well-clothed and well-fed always like to gain a sense of superiority by giving alms to others.
It just so happened that he was getting older, so he should hug his thighs and find an "iron rice bowl" for a meal.
As a matter of course, he resorted to some tricks, was carried into the palace by the scenery, and became a nobleman.
Later, he heard from Wang Fu that there are actually two different souls living in Wang Ye's body, that's why he behaves so differently every other day.
He lay on the chaise longue and grabbed a bunch of purple grapes to eat, not interested in these.
He only served the prince's body, it didn't matter to him whether his soul could be changed or not, so why bother to go into the muddy water and get his hands dirty
"It is said that the prince came from a time travel after a thousand years. What is it called the modern age..."
The boy froze.
"Hey, ma'am, where are you from?"
"modern."
"ha?"
She bit the dog's tail grass, and looked a little foolish, "You don't understand it, maybe it's called time travel, traveling in the past time, but this time I was more unlucky, I encountered the turbulence of time and space, and entered the interlaced time and space I’m here.” She turned her head and smiled, “Little devil, speaking of which, I’m already several thousand years old, so I’m your ancestor’s ancestor, don’t call me aunt anymore.”
He made a grimace and stuck out his tongue, "You are the aunt!"
"Boom—"
She flicked the boy's forehead with her fingers, "What a troublesome brat. Maybe one day you will see the scene where I disappear out of thin air, so don't cry in fright."
He covered the reddened area, and responded perfunctorily, and still cooperated with her performance, "Then how should I call you back?"
"Well... I don't know about this, you should ask those Taoist priests who summon souls." She shrugged her shoulders and said nastyly, "But I don't think it's necessary, because ah, I'm the scariest evil spirit in hell , once awakened, I will eat you alive." She made a ferocious face, which made him laugh out loud.
For some reason, I suddenly remembered the scene where she hadn't left yet.
His heart stagnated for a while, and then started beating violently, the sound almost bursting the eardrums. He couldn't hold it any longer, and slid down from the chair, his whole body convulsed from excitement, which shocked Xie Liancheng and asked the doctor to come in to see him.
He obediently took the medicine, secretly went to the witch, and asked how to summon the soul.
The sorceress asked him to take out items related to the spiritualist.
A box of rouge, dozens of withered flowers, and the dogtail she bit into her mouth.
He kept everything about her well.
The sorceress gave him a red talisman, saying that if he wanted to call back the soul, he must sacrifice the living soul, which is commonly known as the resurrection of the soul through the body.
A bold idea gradually emerged.
When all the men were troubled by the prince's two souls, he suppressed his excitement and pretended to mention the art of summoning souls inadvertently. Soon, a group of Tsing Yi Taoist priests came to the palace. There was a Taoist priest who was young and promising. It is said that countless evil spirits died in his hands.
He secretly turned the red talisman into water and gave it to the prince to drink.
A miracle is about to happen.
At first, he was excitedly waiting for the day when the real practice in the mansion was done, but then he thought that she likes "heavy makeup", so he went back to the house specially, put on her favorite red dress, and put on the thickest makeup. For makeup, for the sake of beauty, a lot of pearl hairpins were inserted on the head.
Would she like him like this
Would you like him who grew taller four years later
Will he like a prisoner who is willing to commit crimes for her
It doesn't matter, he is well prepared to dress up, and she will definitely like it.
He thought wildly for a long time, and the prince lying on the altar screamed in pain, sweating profusely, soaking his plain white sacrificial attire.
"Boom boom boom—"
He heard his heart beating more and more, his expression was highly excited, and his eyeballs gradually turned red because of his eagerness. The prince's body was in a distorted posture, with two tubes of nosebleeds coming out, and he seemed to be suffering from a kind of extreme pain similar to a broken liver and gallbladder.
The young man licked the corners of his dry lips. The more the prince was in pain, the more excited he became, and the blood vessels in his mind howled.
Is she coming soon
When the practice was over, he was the first to rush forward. He hoped that the first moment she opened her eyes, she would see her own appearance. But the prince who woke up was still the same, and he lost his composure, holding him and crying bitterly, it was annoying to watch.
how so
What about her
He ran to ask the witch again.
The sorceress just said that the time had not yet come, and asked him to use blood as a guide to transcribe her name a hundred times every day, without a day in between.
He excitedly cut his wrist again, stained it with his own blood, and wrote the name with a pen.
Lin Lang.
Lin Lang.
Lin Lang.
Did you come back
Come back and let me know.
I am ready to welcome you with open arms.
I have a lot of silver, the most beautiful clothes and jewelry.
Come back quickly, even if you will become an evil spirit, even if you will drink all the blood on my body, eat all the flesh on my body, and even chew my bones to pieces, I am willing to do so.
you will like me, right
Shhh, needless to say.
I already... know the answer.