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"Hey, woman, it's time to get up. How long are you going to sleep?"
Jun Wan sat on the edge of the bed, reached out and rubbed the head that was huddled under the quilt.
"Honey, let me sleep for a while, I was so tired last night that I didn't sleep."
Lin Lang yawned, tears welled up in her eyes, and complained, "I don't even think about whose fault it is."
The briquettes nestled at her feet were rolling, pretending not to understand the conversation.
Jun Wan crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows, "Is it all my fault?"
Lin Lang, who played the game all night, was confident, "I don't blame you, who do you blame? The operation is so good, the position is so flirtatious, and it doesn't count if you abuse the little brother, and even lead others to bully the young lady. Do you understand that you are calling people a crime?"
Jun Wan: "..."
This little goblin who beat you up is obviously you who wants to bully others.
"Don't talk to you, get up and brush your teeth and wash your face, we have to catch the interstellar train at one o'clock in the afternoon."
Lin Lang raised her arms lazily, like a Persian cat that needs someone to serve her.
"Okay, then please trouble my concubine to change my clothes for me."
Jun Wan rolled her eyes, this dead child is still so lazy to clean up.
Although Lin Lang and Jun Wan are often stuck together, both of them are very popular and have a common circle of friends. The friends are basically super masters, and the old driver is easy to let go. Lin Lang also likes to hang out with them.
However, Miss Jun Wan was more prone to jealousy, and she abducted Lin Lang several times and released their pigeons.
This group of people also likes to hold some big gatherings, and invites the taskers in the circle to participate together. Lin Lang, who is an honest crowd, thinks it is very interesting. Some missions require more than two missionaries to perform, and the relationship is usually between the male and female protagonists with deep feelings, and these missionaries originally had lovers in the same circle.
So here comes the question: are you fucking physically cheating or mentally cheating? Or both
It can be said that it can be said that it is a rare top-notch person who can reach the step of a super tasker. How can he tolerate his lover having other connections with other taskers? Even if it's just for cooperation, but they still kissed and hugged, no matter how you think about it, you'll feel like you should, right
Lin Lang clicked his tongue, fortunately the young lady only flirts but not loves.
A man is an extremely troublesome creature, loves to cry and clings, and will turn black if he is not careful. Lin Lang has already seen it in the mission, but she doesn't want to be bound by one person in her real life, so that she can't do this or that.
If she couldn't roam freely, how boring would her life be
Well, she should still be in love with Miss Junwan.
Lin Lang rubbed her chin and thought, last year a pair pinched them so badly that there was almost no blood spattered on the spot.
I don't know what's going on this year
Lin Lang was still thinking about going to the theater, but when she got out of the car, she was snatched away by a group of great gods.
Jun Wan on the other side was also submerged in a group of black heads, unable to move his hands.
"Bad guys, what are you going to do? Ah Wan, help me!" Lin Lang stretched out her little paw for help, and put on a tragic scene, "Why do you want to break us up? Is it true that only the opposite sex is true love? It's not fair, it's not fair to us We just couldn't help falling in love with a woman, why did God treat us so cruelly?" Her eyes were full of tears, and her appearance of crying was pitiful.
The mission workers near the interstellar train watched this scene dumbfounded, and some even came up to help the pair of "bitter mandarin ducks".
Great gods: "..."
Another ignorant world deceived by this old goblin.
"My lord, have you had enough fun?" The younger boy in the circle scratched his head helplessly. He is a rookie and has not been integrated into this group for a long time. Unlike other people who have long been familiar with Lin Lang's temperament, he is numb This face was tossed by her.
Lin Lang giggled, and pinched the other's tender face, "Little boy, don't you think the script of the lovers in front of the station being forced to separate is very poignant?"
Everyone: "..."
If you want to play, just say it, turn whatever corner you want.
In order to prevent this guy from doing anything surprising, they quickly covered Lin Lang's mouth and led her away from the crime scene.
This time the meeting was held on a small island surrounded by the sea, with blue sky and blue waves, flocks of seagulls flitting across the sky.
Lin Lang bit her straw and stared at a group of whispering guys with her face crooked, and they threw meaningful eyes and smiles at them from time to time.
Do you want to secretly do bad things
In fact, this "base demolition operation" was planned a long time ago—
As we all know, Lin Lang and Jun Wan are good friends. Except for missions, they spend most of their time together. These two people travel around the stars from time to time, show off their love, and break the hearts of a group of male missionaries who have a crush on them. They only hate themselves If you are not born as a daughter, you cannot play friendly with the goddess.
The male gods poked and poked to capture the two of them. After much deliberation, they still felt that Linlang's side was easy to attack. Compared with Junwan's high-altitude flower, Miss Linlang was much more down-to-earth, and she was smiling all day long. , looks good to talk.
Although they knew that the sweeter Lin Lang's smile was, it meant that someone was going to be unlucky again.
But who made them fall in love with this little devil in the skin of an angel
Everyone planned to introduce a young lady who is very experienced in strategy, and have a heart-to-heart talk with Lin Lang, so that this child can know that it is wrong to cling to Junwan all day long. He is getting older, so he should find a partner to stabilize himself.
Of course, they dare not say this to Lin Lang face to face, for fear of being photographed flying away.
"Staying with Junwan every day, won't you get bored?" A girl with long hair curled her curls charmingly, "They're all girls, what's so interesting?"
Linlang took a sip of coconut juice, blowing the wind on her face, and said in surprise, "Are you questioning my sister Awan's charm? Very good, I have already recorded your words in my mind, wait for Awan When I come here, I will definitely laugh at her for losing her charm when she gets old."
Girl: "..."
My lord sister please let me go.
"No, I think what she means is, don't you plan to have a romantic relationship with someone?" The peerless handsome man wearing glasses said calmly, "The happiness that a boy can give you is beyond your imagination of."
"for example?"
Lin Lang crossed her fingers and propped her chin with a smile. Her appearance is as delicate as a doll, and she still looks like a sixteen-year-old girl, with ebony eyes and cherry red lips.
The handsome man with glasses coughed, and said unnaturally, "Boys are taller and wider, and have more physical strength, which can give you a sense of security. If you encounter any trouble, I can solve it for you as soon as possible."
Lin Lang thought for a while, "Ah Wan is also very capable. She is extremely powerful. When we went on a trip last time, a Zerg molested me. Fu, we brought back a lot of 'trophies' with local characteristics, and we haven't finished eating yet, well, we decided to eat fried grasshoppers for our next meal."
The trembling crowd: "..."
"Hey, Junwan is indeed very powerful, but there are still differences between boys and girls. For example, in terms of hobbies, you can find a partner who is more suitable."
"Huh? Better match?"
"Yes, you can only play if you are like-minded." The man with glasses heaved a sigh of relief. Finally, Jun Wan was not involved. He looked at Lin Lang with encouraging eyes, "What skills do you hope your future partner has?"
The unmarried females secretly pricked up their ears, now is the time to take notes.
Lin Lang waved her fingers and pointed, "Good looks, good at cooking, sewing, riding a horse, juggling with a gun, writing poetry, and killing enemies with martial arts, it's best to be proficient in hacking techniques, you can take me to hack when you're bored... "
As soon as she finished speaking, a group of people looked at her with their mouths wide open.
Is she sure she is looking for a boyfriend
Lin Lang seemed to be thinking, "Ah Wan knows all these things." Then she said confidently, "Then why should I go far and wide to find someone else?"
Everyone: "..."
It makes sense, and it's hard for them to refute it.
Just as everyone was falling into deep doubts about themselves, an earth-shattering voice came from above their heads.
A huge black shadow moved towards the island.
In the lead is a wave of beetle-like mechas, with dark red eyes like lanterns, densely gathered, and it is so eerie, followed by bats, vultures, and flying snakes, each of which is more terrifying than the other. In the center is a black The mechanical giant dragon, with cold blue flames burning all over its body, covering the sky and the sun.
"Hand over my people."
Jun Wan stood on top of the giant dragon with a displeased face, and the fierce words "Don't make me mad" were written all over her body.
"..."
The female boss really can't be provoked!
In the end, Lin Lang was sent back "respectfully".
"Why are you so angry?" Lin Lang tugged at the face of the first beauty, and said with a smile, "It's easy to get old when you're angry."
Jun Wan's expression softened a little, but her tone was still very irritable, "Those guys thought their lives were too long to introduce men to me. Later, I guessed that the same situation must be true on your side. The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and then I came here , lest they bring you down."
Lin Lang: "..."
Your "come here" parade is kind of scary.
"Why, are you afraid that I will be snatched away by others?"
Lin Lang lazily pillowed on the young lady's lap, looking up at the nebula all over her head.
"I'm not trying to stop you from falling in love with other people, but I'm just a little upset. Maybe from now on, I won't be the most important person in your heart." Jun Wan was very melancholy.
Lin Lang laughed with a "puchi", "Speaking like this is not in line with your aloof queen personality."
"Don't worry, no matter what kind of person you meet in the future, what kind of bond you have, but you, and only you, are my number one priority."
When you and I met in Weiwei, we have seen each other's most embarrassing side.
The two have nothing, but they have supported each other all the way in the turmoil and flames.
We are the best partners made in heaven.
"Honestly, Ah Wan, should we just make a couple and make do with it?" Lin Lang started her daily teasing mode again.
The other party was more flirtatious than her, and said in surprise, "When are we not a couple anymore? When are you not my girlfriend?"
"Then I am above."
"Just because you look beautiful doesn't mean you can think beautiful."
"I'm really so beautiful?"
"Second only to me."
"The watch needs face."
"Each each other."