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A spring rain has just fallen, and the willows sprout new shoots.
In the stable of Situ's family, there are two boys in Tsing Yi who are feeding the horses, one short and the other fat, very harmonious.
"Hey, I'm so envious. The young master actually took a fancy to that Gousheng who couldn't even read a few words. He became a school boy and gave him a name. What's his name, Wenxi? Or Wendong?"
The little man propped his chin on his hands and leaned on the railing, with a longing look on his face.
"Anyway, that's not important! What's important is that when I saw him a few days ago, the clothes he was wearing were different from those of us lowly servants who feed horses. They were so smooth. I only touched him once and got caught by him." I slapped the back of my hand, saying that if I touch it too much, it will break, oh my, it's so grand!"
"When will we be like him, be lucky enough to be spotted by the master, and then live in a big house, eat delicious food, and have Shunian! Although I don't like those crumpled and inedible things, but after studying It’s different, you can be a high-ranking official and marry a fair-faced daughter-in-law.”
He touched his companion with his elbow, "God, do you want to live such a life?"
"I'm not a bitch, I'm Situ Fei." The round-faced little fat man twitched his mouth and tried his best to correct him.
"Oh, I know that, son of a bitch, you say it five or six times a day." The little dwarf waved his hand indifferently.
"Call me Si! Tu! Fei! Situ's Si, Situ's disciple, extraordinary Fei!"
The little fat man squinted his small mung bean-like eyes and threatened, "Garlic, you'd better remember my name firmly, otherwise I won't pick fruit for you when I go to Xiyuan in the future."
"Hey, hey, don't do that!" The little dwarf tugged on his sleeve, nodding his head vigorously to express his sincerity, "I remember, you are Situ! Situ's Situ, Situ's disciple, extraordinary nonsense!"
The little fat man showed a smile of "a child can be taught", and was deeply relieved.
This kid is not too stupid, he has a talent for cultivation!
A boy wearing a blue kerchief came up to him. Garlic quickly took Situ Fei's hand, blushing with excitement, "Look, Situ Goudan, the dog is here!"
Situ Fei: "..."
You are Situ Goudan, and your whole family is Situ Goudan!
"You two, I will wash the young master's horse later, remember to clean every place, the young master will ride out of the city tomorrow."
"Hey, Gousheng, do you want to go out with the young master?"
The boy glanced at him sharply, "What the hell? My name is Situ Wenxi. Remember, it's literary, the stream of streams. The young master hopes that my writing will be springy and I will be able to make great articles in the future."
"Okay, Wenxi, for the sake of a brother, can I ask you something?" The little dwarf was flattered, and handed him a small oiled paper bag hidden in his arms, "Didn't you say Do you like peach blossom cakes? I asked my mother to make a lot of them, promise, I will give them all to you!"
Wenxi raised her neck proudly, "The young master said that everything is inferior, only reading is high! If you bribe me, you are a villain. A gentleman is magnanimous, and a villain is very good. I will not associate with vulgar people like you." ,goodbye."
"Hey, I gave you something to eat, why did you become a villain?"
"Don't run away, I really have something to do! Come back!"
He blew past him like a gust of wind.
Situ Fei took a look and then looked away, lazily feeding the horse to graze. The dwarf on duty was late, so he had to wash the filly himself. The seven-year-old child is not tall enough, so he has to move a stool.
Situ Fei stretched out his foot and stomped on it, and with a "pop", the stool cracked and fell to the ground.
His poor little ass almost broke into pieces.
This stool is definitely discriminating against fat people, he is absolutely sure!
Situ Fei squeezed the little fat around his waist with tears streaming down his face, thinking that in modern times, he is still a standard handsome guy with wide shoulders and narrow hips, how could he not be endowed with his family's rich background and wealth once he traveled through time? Shen Yuluoyan's beauty is nothing more than that, why did he become a little chubby guy who grows meat when he drinks water
It must be the wrong posture of his time travelling!
As usual, Situ Fei greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of God, rubbed his small fat waist with tears, and moved a stronger chair to work.
After a long day of tossing around, it was soon evening, and Situ Fei missed his only meal.
He once again cursed this evil ancient times! The damn hierarchy!
Situ Fei clutched his famine-prone stomach and walked into the house. It was a messy little room, and there were several boys living in it. He was the latest among them to enter Situ's Mansion. There was a well-developed big man on the kang, and one person occupied two beds. He could only make a floor bunk on the ground. It was okay in summer, but in winter he was in danger of freezing into a popsicle.
Situ Fei is almost becoming a copy of Sister Lin who sheds tears for flowers and hurts for moon.
Time travel is not easy, but do it and cherish it!
It was night in the mansion, while everyone was asleep, Situ Fei pulled an old book from the pillow, pretended to be up at night, and ran outside.
"The heavens and the earth are dark and yellow, the universe is prehistoric. The sun and the moon are full, and the celestial constellations..."
He turned it over and over to read, what is the mystery in this broken book
A month ago, Situ Fei was so busy that he went to explore the new ancient tomb in Luoyang with some pig friends. He picked up this small book in the cave. At that time, he saw that the page was very old, and it might still be an antique. Like, if it is true, he will post it.
Situ Fei didn't tell anyone, and put the small book into his pocket without making a fuss.
As a result, the dream of getting rich had just begun, and he was struck by lightning as soon as he went out.
Nima, that was really struck by lightning. It’s not counting that he was almost denatured, but he was also smashed back to this ancient times where there is no mobile phone, toilet, or even toilet paper!
Every time Situ Fei cleans up after going to the toilet, he has the urge to die.
The concubine really can't do it with bamboo slices!
Situ Fei now misses his modern life, his instant noodles, his stinky socks, and the head teacher's slippery egg head.
Shit, he wants to go back!
He couldn't stay in this broken place for a second!
"The Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Eighteen Arhats, Goddess Chang'e, uh, what else is there? That's not important. In short, Mantian Gods and Buddhas, please show your spirits. You should never be greedy. That's why he was exiled here because of righteous wealth. But the boy has already deeply reflected on it. In order to repent, he gained twenty catties in a month. This is all for worrying, isn't he sincere enough?"
"Look, you hacked it, and I will return this book to you intact. Can you send me back now? If you agree, let Sister Moon nod, okay?"
Situ Fei stared at the moon without blinking, looking expectant.
The huge full moon exudes a hazy halo, hanging high in the dark night.
A ray of light passed by the front of the moon.
Situ Fei rubbed his eyes, could it be that the Bodhisattva really appeared
A faint blue butterfly seemed to be playing among the flowers, passing across his shoulder.
Situ Fei was attracted involuntarily.
When he came back to his senses, he realized that he had passed through the dog hole while chasing butterflies.
where is this place
Situ Fei stared at the small dark blue brick temple. There was a flagpole hanging at the door with ink marks on it, but it was too dark for him to see clearly.
The butterfly passed through the crack of the door, as if luring him to open the old red door that had been dusty for many years.
Situ Fei vaguely smelled a ghostly fragrance, and by accident, he walked to the door, stretched out his hand and pushed and pulled the knocker of the animal head.
The brass ring was actually missing a piece, and the sharp cutting corner cut his finger.
"ah!"
He exclaimed, putting his fingers in his mouth.
When I looked up again, the surrounding scene changed.
The little fat man stood there stupidly, a strand of black hair slipped from his forehead.
"Which bastard is it, dare to disturb the dream of this deity?"
In this dark space where you can't see your fingers, you can see thousands of silver threads intertwined with each other, revealing a faint cold light. Later, he took a closer look and found that these threads were more like cracks, as if painted with ink. The traces of jade cracking from the inside.
And in the very center, lay a slender figure.
Her night-like long hair fell to the ground, she was dressed in white and snowy, and she had an outstanding appearance.
The faint blue butterfly, like a will-o'-the-wisp, passed through the layered silver threads, and landed lightly on the side of her raven hair.
She turned her head, her eyebrows raised lazily.
"Trespassing the forbidden area, do you want to kill yourself? Huh?"
The little fat man swallowed his saliva with a "gudong".
It's over.
Late at night, ancestral temples, butterflies, beauties.
Isn't this the routine of those strange and strange monsters? !
Situ Fei imagined how he had been eaten so that only a pile of white bones remained, his face turned green.
"Sister, spare me! The kid is just passing by, I really don't intend to offend my sister!"
He quickly knelt down and kowtowed, his fat little body trembling.
"late."
Lin Lang's body slid down from the silver thread and landed lightly. The moonlight-like skirt swayed like water ripples, elegant and beautiful. "Let me think about it, what did you do with the unlucky guy who came here last time?" She rested her shiny fingers on her chin, thinking hard.
"Boiled? Braised? Steamed? Or chopped into fillings to make human flesh buns?"
Situ Fei is really about to cry, you can kill this beautiful sister if you want, can you not use this attitude of preparing dinner to discuss your own death with him in a friendly manner
"Well, it's hard to choose anyway, little fat man, why don't you choose one yourself?" Lin Lang raised her eyebrows and looked at the little Douding who was nowhere near her waist.
Look at this little fat man with red lips and white teeth. His skin is tender and his flesh is tender. He must taste delicious.
Situ Fei said weakly, "Can I not choose?"
"Okay." Lin Lang replied with a smile, fascinated again.
"Really?" His small eyes suddenly lit up.
"Of course it's true, you look so cute, I can't bear it."
"Sister, you are such a good person!" Situ Fei was so moved that he hugged her thigh, he knew that the beautiful young lady must have a kind heart! Even silken tofu is so delicious!
He secretly poked and touched the opponent's butt with his little paw.
No matter if it's a human or a demon or a fucking lady, taking advantage is the right thing to do!
He, Situ Fei, has lived for twenty years, and he is still a ten thousand-year-old first brother. He managed to catch a beautiful woman with excellent appearance, and he can still get close to him. Otherwise, I'm sorry for the natural advantage hardware given by his dead parents!
"Well, I'm a good person. It would be great if children are as easy to deceive as you are now." Lin Lang, who claimed to be a peerless good person, stretched her hand back and squeezed a certain rogue's little hand.
"I see that your little paw really wants to be made into a famous dish."
She smiled and said, "What do you think of pickled pepper chicken feet?"
"..."
Mama, I want to go home!