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"I, I don't have a lot of meat and my bones are hard. It's not suitable, really not suitable."
The little fat man was sweating profusely and explained.
"It's okay, it can be boiled into bone soup, it's nutritious and delicious." Lin Lang shook his little fat hand, pretending to be salivating, and continued to intimidate the hero, this little cutie.
"What are you going to do to let me go?" the little fat man cried, his eyes were squeezed into slits on his fleshy bun face, and he looked very funny, "Sister, good sister, I'm such a little girl, I'm covered in blood. If you don't have a few catties or two ounces of meat, it's not enough to fit your teeth, so why bother?"
"No, I just like the feeling of stuffing my teeth, it's very enjoyable to provoke."
"..."
This awesome answer is to lose.
Situ Fei had no love in his life, and wanted to lie down directly.
Lin Lang grabbed his hand and put it into her mouth under the other's horrified gaze.
"Zi-"
"Ahhh! It's dead! It hurts to death! You vicious old hag, you can talk like a child at such a young age, you are not afraid of thunder! If the young master becomes a ghost, the first thing he will do when he comes back is to bite your throat alive! "Situ Fei twisted his small round face like a dough ball, roaring in pain.
"Huh? Old hag?"
A joking voice reached his ears.
Something soft licked his fingers.
Situ Fei stopped howling and stared blankly at the woman in front of him.
She was bitten on her index finger, and a drop of blood came out. She leaned down, and the tip of her bright red tongue swept it gently.
Situ Fei was trembling all over, and a fine electric current rushed into his bones.
molested...
obscene...
obscene
Damn it, even if the young master is cute, she can't play hooligans like this!
He didn't even let the kid go!
abnormal! Scum! Pedophile!
In Situ Fei's mind, there is a group of cheerful grass mud horses.
"Tell me, little guy, how are you going to bite off this deity's throat?" Lin Lang tugged at the moiré collar with one hand, and after parting the black hair, the thin neck like a snow lotus root was unbelievably delicate.
"Gudong—"
The sound of swallowing saliva was extremely loud.
No, he must stick to his position and must not be fooled by this woman!
After all, he is also a dignified college student of the 21st century, a socialist successor who is rooted in his roots, and believes in scientific atheism. This female demon has only a superficial appearance, so don't try to seduce him!
"Why, don't you dare?" Lin Lang's eyes fluttered, like a touch of red after flying flowers in spring, "It's just a coward who can play tricks, and he said he would do something to come back for revenge. Are you laughing at me?"
Situ Fei felt that this young lady was too arrogant, and it was time for her to take a good look at her abilities.
"Aww—"
He rushed forward like a wolf's blood boiling, two chubby hands hung around Lin Lang's neck with great effort, and his carrot-like short legs were still hanging in mid-air. The woman's slender waist was squeezed, and he gnawed at the person in his arms.
Not to mention, his glutinous rice-like white teeth came in handy, a tiny blood hole was bitten out of the woman's neck, it was so sweet, he couldn't help but lick it a few times.
This old tofu is really delicious!
"How about it, have you seen how powerful the young master is now? Don't underestimate the little fat man!" Situ Fei was complacent, and unconsciously brought out his own catchphrase.
"Awesome, really powerful." Lin Lang smiled, "I didn't expect you to want to be my slave so much? For the sake of your hard work, I will reluctantly accept you. In the future, I will serve tea and water, and spread the quilt I will leave the bed warmer to you."
"Wait, when did the young master say he was going to be your slave? Still warming the bed? You want to abuse child labor!"
He was so frightened that his little eyes turned into huge copper bells.
God is sorry, he can't play with this devil at all!
"Do you think the deity's blood is so easy to get on?" Lin Lang squinted at him and said nonsense, "Do you feel hot? That's a normal reaction of the contract. Just now the deity has taken a drop of your blood and laid it down. Branding, no matter where you flee to the ends of the earth, this deity will have a way to find you."
"I'm going, you, you, you are a fraud! You broke the law!" Situ Fei was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He had been unlucky for eight lifetimes. How did he meet such a scheming, insidious and cunning female hooligan?
"Breaking the law? Don't you know, here, the deity is Wang Fa."
Linlang curled her fingers, clamping the male protagonist's pink face, pulling aside like pulling cotton, and was satisfied to hear him gasp, "Remember, from today onwards, from now on. From now on, you, Goudan, are the servant of this deity, you have to do whatever I want you to do, can you hear me clearly?"
"I'm not a dog!"
Situ Fei, who thought he had grasped the point, said angrily that his cheeks were as round as glutinous rice cakes.
"He is famous!"
"Oh, what's your name then?"
"Situ's Situ, Situ's disciple, extraordinary Fei! Situ Fei, my name!" He said tuggingly.
"Oh, that's fine, this deity will remember."
Lin Lang waved her hand, "I'm a little tired from playing today, Situ Goudan, you should go back first!"
Situ Fei: "..."
He has a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.
At dawn the next day, Situ Fei was still asleep, his consciousness was still hazy, and someone pushed his shoulder, "Hey, son of a bitch, wake up, it's dawn, we're going to work!"
Situ Fei suddenly opened his eyes.
He was still sleeping in that narrow and dark room, and it was the little man with a missing front tooth who woke him up.
He rubbed the sweat on his forehead, it turned out that everything last night was just a dream.
False alarm.
Fortunately, it was just a dream, otherwise he signed the contract of prostitution in a daze, thinking about the fate of being enslaved by that old hag, he would tremble!
Situ Fei suddenly remembered how cowardly he was last night, and his teeth itch with hatred. It was the first time in his life that he was being teased like this.
"Hmph, you're lucky, it's just a dream, if I really let the young master meet you, I'll beat you all over the place!" He waved his small fist as if.
"Oh, you want to beat the deity to find teeth all over the place?"
A black head suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.
"Oh, my mother has a ghost!"
Situ Fei was so frightened that he jumped up and hit the hard kang with a "slap", grinning his teeth in pain.
That little pink face was pale and pale, and the three souls disappeared immediately.
The ambitions that had been raised up with great difficulty were like poking a ball, and they collapsed miserably.
Lin Lang's legs were hooked, hanging upside down on the beam, and her black hair almost fell to the ground. Her face was spotless, and even in the dark room she had a jade-like luster, which contrasted sharply with her shiny black hair.
"Is a ghost as good-looking as this deity?" Lin Lang raised the corners of her red lips, "Little fat man, I think you really want to be my deity's dessert?"
Haunted by evil spirits, Situ Fei felt that his future was hopeless.
"No, I mean, bah, no, I mean, master, you are as beautiful as those ghosts in those story books, with brows and red lips, and you are alluring when you appear on the stage. No, because you are so beautiful Oh, the little one was in a dream for a while, didn't realize it, and just talked nonsense, don't take it for granted!"
People under the eaves had to bow their heads.
Situ Fei, who wanted to live, played the role of the little follower in a second, flattering and flattering.
"That's about the same." Satisfied, Lin Lang rewarded him with a small chestnut on the forehead.
"Ouch, it hurts!"
Situ Fei covered his head and cried, "I'm just a baby, can't you be gentle?"
Probably because Lin Lang was always smiling and not angry, Situ Fei also became more courageous, and complained in a low voice, "You can go to practice the golden bell cover iron shirt."
This damn child is cursing her around the corner.
"Snapped-"
Lin Lang struck out and slapped someone again.
The little fat man touched the slap marks on his face, ignoring the pain, and said in shock, "You understand? You wear it too?"
Lin Lang frowned, but didn't speak.
When Situ Fei saw this little expression, there was drama, there was definitely drama, and he immediately froze.
"Hey, fellow, Heavenly King Gedihu!"
"Fellow Daoist, let me tell you something, do you dare to promise?"
"Being a man without dreams is no different from a salted fish."
After he finished speaking Cantonese, he glanced at Lin Lang and found that she still had no response.
Could it be an international friend who crosses races and borders
"Hello? Sawadika? Cry you dig together? Smecta? Salang hey yo?"
Lin Lang blinked at him.
Situ Fei was no longer afraid of her now, and shook Lin Lang's shoulder vigorously.
"What the hell are you talking to the young master!"
"say what?"
"I just said that the iron cloth shirt covered with golden bells, and then you hit me, you understand, right?"
"I don't understand." Lin Lang lied without changing his expression.
"Then why did you slap me?" He was angry.
It hurts to be slapped. Does she know that she is destroying the delicate little flowers of the motherland
"If you like it, hit it."
"Wo... day!"
He really wanted to put his middle finger up, and he was happy for nothing.
Situ Fei really wanted to strangle Lin Lang to death, but unfortunately he was just a short winter melon with short hands and legs, unable to lift his shoulders or hands, so he was no match for this old hag at all. However, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. When he grows up, he must kill this pedophile with his own hands and eliminate harm for the world!
"What are you doing, are you angry?" Lin Lang stroked his fluffy head.
"Don't touch me, you old witch who plays with boys' hearts!" The little fat man puffed out his cheeks, fell asleep angrily, rolled up the quilt to cover himself, and didn't want to see that beautiful face of a goblin at all.
"Why did the deity play with the boy's heart?"
"Not only did you bite me and beat me, but you also lied to my pure feelings! You are a scum! Scum!" He was filled with grief and indignation.
Lin Lang hugged her shoulders with both hands, and swayed around the beam with her feet, "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, loving and scolding is true love. Look, little fat man, I really like you."
"Then you give me a try?"
The little fat man pulled down the quilt, revealing a pair of sparkling little eyes.
Guilingjing, it turns out that she was talking about her here.
Really narrow-minded.
"You can fight if you want, but this deity is not something everyone can touch, and you have to pay a price. How about this, for the sake of you being my loyal servant, this deity will give you a discount." She snapped her fingers Count carefully, "Actually, it's not much, just cook for me for 50 years, make a bed for 50 years, sing songs for 50 years, and wash my feet for 50 years..."
Situ Fei: "..."
Don't think he's easy to deceive just because he looks tender!
"How is it? Do you want to fight?" Lin Lang smiled and put her face together.
Situ Fei let out a sigh of relief, "Okay! It's a deal!"
Lin Lang thought to herself, this mouse is a bit bold.
Under her gaze, the little fat man raised his hand aggressively.
"Snapped-"
He simply slapped himself on the face.
"I beat you to death, fat man, how can I bargain with the master?" Situ Fei looked up at Lin Lang with a loyal look, "Master, let me teach you a good lesson for you ignorant brat, hey, You don't need to do anything, the little ones will do it for you."
"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death! I'll call you cheap! Call you cheap! Call you dirty!"
"Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!"
He also played a set rhythm.
"Pffff—"
Lin Lang couldn't help laughing, her eyebrows and eyes curved into crescent moons.
She thought to herself, this little fat pier is so much fun.
Situ Fei opened his eyelids and peeped at people.
He thought to himself, this old hag has a really pretty smile.