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A priceless peach tree was planted in the West Garden of Situ Mansion. When it bloomed, it was as bright as fire and so beautiful. When it’s time to harvest, all the fruits produced are as big as a bowl, with exquisite skin and flesh, only the inside is blood red. Those who have good things say that they have no colorful phoenix/flying wings, but have a clear heart. ", so the peach tree was named "Lingxi".
Since the peach tree took root in Situ's family, the Situ family has had good luck one after another. The heads of the family are all outstanding talents, leading the family to expand the territory and gradually become one of the most prestigious families in Yuanzhou.
The people of Situ's family enshrined the peach tree as a god, devoted themselves to making offerings to them, and selected people with good roots and clear spirits to water and prune the peach tree. Transcribe and recite the Lotus Sutra of the Miaofa.
"Consider all dharma and emptiness, as it really is, not upside down, not moving, not retreating, not turning, like empty space, without property. All words and ways are cut off, not born, not coming out, not rising, nameless, formless, and nothing in reality. Immeasurable, boundless, unobstructed, unobstructed... Alas, who the hell smashed my head? Is my life too long?"
"This deity smashed it, do you have any opinions?"
A lazy voice sounded from the tree, and Situ Fei looked up, and suddenly became listless.
"No, the little one has no complaints at all!"
Even though he said so, Situ Fei was still very angry. If you say smashing it once or twice is enough, he can bear it five or six times, and he can also hypnotize himself as this 900-year-old old sister who wants to "rejuvenate her old age" and relive her childhood playtime.
The problem is, this guy has been so arrogant for ten years, hitting his head every day!
He seriously suspected that he was not tall enough to marry a wife, and it was all her fault!
"My servant, you seem dissatisfied?"
After all, he also lived under the hands of this old hag for several years. Although his heart had already grown like a dog, Situ Fei still calmly touched the red mark on his forehead, and said calmly, "It's nothing like that, it's just that auntie, you're the only one who's here today." Woke up too early, the little one is not ready to be smashed."
Lin Lang propped her chin with one hand, her crow hair was hanging casually on the peach branch, and she said confidently, "Who told you to chant sutras so loudly today, I originally slept soundly, but was woken up, do you think you should be punished? "
Situ Fei: "..."
He felt that he was wronged, more wronged than Dou E.
It was obvious that she had a bad temper and wanted to hit someone, so she made up an excuse.
Anyway, he deserves to suffer!
"Crack—"
A crisp sound sounded.
Lin Lang picked a perfect-looking jade peach and gnawed on it.
Situ Fei said weakly, "Grandma, isn't it good for you to eat other people's food all the time?"
If you don't ask yourself, it's theft!
But he guessed that in the other party's mind, he would never consider such a problem at all.
"The Situ family owes the deity a lot. It's just a few peaches, and they even rewarded their face." Lin Lang smiled meaningfully.
The little fox is an eight-tailed fox, born with the beauty of heaven and earth, and has a precious fate and luck that are different from ordinary spiritual birds and beasts. The ancestor of the Situ family captured her and suppressed her under the ancestral temple. To some extent, her spirit was equal to that of the Situ family, and her god-given luck was deprived, so she became the "nutrition" of the Situ family.
Situ Fei was a little confused, but it didn't prevent him from having a deeper respect for the old witch.
It has been almost ten years since he came to this world, and he has changed from a nimble little fat man to a nimble big fat man.
In the past ten years, Situ Fei realized how narrow his previous vision was.
In this vast continent named "Taishi", there are ten continents and three islands, there are human races and demon races, the sun rises from Fusang, and the west returns to Ruomu, which is called the world of cultivation. Cultivators, the road to immortality is long, the goal is to live forever, and the goal is to live together in the world.
Compared with them, Situ Fei felt that he was a bit of a waste. After transmigrating, he was still eating and waiting to die. He was a bit clever. He was in charge, but Lin Lang said that he wanted to go to Xiyuan to eat fruit, so he kicked his ass to sign up.
Situ Fei felt distressed and wanted to hug himself. He grew up so big, his body was touched clean by a strange old man with scars on his face, and he was brought here with a face full of grief and indignation after being told by the head of the family that "the bones are upright". Be a "hard gardener".
"Besides, you've become the son-in-law of Situ's family. Since I'm your master, isn't it natural and right to eat their peaches?" Linlang said lazily.
"You, what nonsense are you talking about?" Situ Fei coughed, his face flushed slightly, "I'm just a commoner, how could the Situ family marry me, the jewel in their palm?"
"Not necessarily." The woman shrugged.
Who told you that you are the male lead, even if you are fat and your eyes are squinted like little mung beans, there will still be a lot of beauties chasing your ass and running after you.
"Here, look, your eldest lady is here to look for you." Linlang raised her chin.
A young girl in a light-green sweater came over gracefully, calling softly, "Brother Situ."
It's really going to numb my heart.
Situ Fei almost burst into tears, this is the soft girl he wanted.
It's all because of this old witch who hangs around him all day long, with a face that is so beautiful that people complain about it, but her personality is extremely bad, she often makes him suspicious of life, so that every time he looks at a beautiful woman, he can't help but change into her face. Her face, and then her body trembled, and she lost all sexual interest.
Wow, what fun is there in this cheating life!
"There is a temple fair tonight, do you want to go and see it with me?" Situ Yan tugged at his sleeve.
"Well..." Situ Fei glanced at the man on the tree.
Lin Lang returned a casual look at you.
"Of course I gave up my life to accompany the beauty!" He showed his white teeth.
"Very good!"
The girl blushed with excitement, "Then it's a deal, and I'll come back to you in the evening!"
She bounced and ran away.
"Boom!"
Lin Lang jumped down from the peach tree, stuffed a few bites of the peach into Situ Fei's mouth, and walked away leisurely with her hands behind her back.
"Hey, can you stop throwing the leftovers at me all the time, you drool, you know that!" Situ Fei yelled at the figure after holding back, but he still couldn't hold back.
He also has a temper, right? ! It's not for garbage collection!
Situ Fei opened his mouth, aimed at the tooth mark and bit down viciously, as if he was eating someone's flesh and blood.
In the twinkling of an eye, it was evening, and Situ Fei finally put aside his depression, tied his money bag around his waist, and walked along the road with his soft girls, to see if he could sublimate his revolutionary feelings by the way.
However, his imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
Situ Fei twitched his lips, "Why do you want to follow?"
Fortunately, this person is in a spiritual state, so only let him see, otherwise it will cause some uncontrollable sensations.
"This leg grows on my body, where it wants to go, I don't care about it." The woman put on a particularly aggrieved look, and reached out to pick up the little clay figurine on the stall next to it. It was a statue painted with gold powder, A girl in red with a blush on her cheeks.
He glared at her several times, and asked people to put it away quickly, otherwise this little thing would hang in mid-air, and they would think it was haunted.
"Boss, I want a little clay figurine." Situ Fei quickly took one and paid double the price.
"Hey, guest officer, I found it for you..."
"No!"
Situ Yan saw how cute the tiger-headed boy in his hand was, so she said, "Brother Situ, this little clay figurine is so pretty." She took a sneak peek at him, and when he turned to look at her, she quickly lowered her head and twisted the hem of her clothes nervously. .
"It's quite cute." Situ Fei grumbled, "You're still playing this at such a young age, aren't you ashamed?" He said and hid the clay sculpture of a boy in red shirt into his cuff.
Situ Yan was a little disappointed that she couldn't get the doll.
However, the young man beside him was engrossed in Lin Lang's actions, unable to detect the girl's thoughts as usual. No, just as the toy shopping was over, he didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the other party running into an antique shop again.
He looked up at the beautifully decorated storefront, his face turned green with fright.
Everything here is worth thousands of gold, even if he bought it himself, he didn't know if he could fill it in!
"Grandma, can't you stop for a while?"
Situ Fei hurried in, unconsciously, put his arms around Lin Lang's waist from behind, and said in a coaxing tone to his little ancestor, "Grandma, you are already beautiful enough, you don't need to use extra jewelry to complement your beauty, Let's not buy it, okay? Isn't there a saying that cleans water to remove hibiscus, and natural to remove carvings? It's pretty good. Look, this step is still heavy, and it's not tiring to put it on the head?"
"Is this deity really so beautiful?"
Lin Lang turned her head and groaned with a smile.
"Really, grandma, can you put this thing down first?"
He was afraid that he would not be able to pay for it if it was broken! Evil!
It was only then that Situ Fei dispelled Lin Lang's thoughts by talking badly, and when he looked back, the people next to him were all looking at him with crazy eyes.
"..."
He flicked his bangs, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?"
Situ Fei twisted his waist, raised his orchid fingers, and walked away in a charming posture.
Anyway, this is not the first time he has lost face, he has already "practice makes perfect".
Situ Yan managed to squeeze out of the crowd and bumped into Situ Fei who came out of the shop. She immediately imagined the scene where the other party bought a token of love for her, and her face blushed a little with shame.
Situ Fei looked at this shy girl wonderingly, "What's wrong with you?"
"Brother Situ, let's go to the temple and have a look."
"OK."
"Brother Situ, look quickly, this is the wishing tree, it's very spiritual!"
Situ Yan pointed to the big tree that could be hugged by ten people. It was so lush with branches and leaves that it vaguely seemed to cover the sky and the sun. In the darkness, there was a heavy oppression. It's just that there are wishing red ribbons hanging on it, some of which are provided by the temple, and some are a bright red hair band and half of a pomegranate skirt, which add a bit of human fireworks to the huge tree.
The little girl was just beginning to fall in love, and she was most enthusiastic about praying. She quickly donated a lot of money for sesame oil, asked for a table, and spread the prepared red ribbon and pen and ink.
Situ Fei swiped a pen, scribbled a line, and hung up the wet prayer note.
He looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he pumped up his stomach, and like a flexible fat monkey, he sprinted up the canopy of the tree.
"The roc rises with the same wind in one day, and it soars up to 90,000 miles."
Lin Lang leaned against the branch with a half-smile and a half-smile, dressed in snow-white clothes like the moonlight at night, with her bone fan resting on her chin, "Situ Goudan, you really dare to think about it."
"No, can't you?"
He blushed, didn't dare to look her in the eyes, and forcefully argued, "People still have dreams, what if they run into ghosts if they are not sure?"
"Well, what you said is quite reasonable, maybe ghosts are so stupid."
With a "pop", Lin Lang unfolded the white jade bone fan.
"The deity will wish you in advance—"
"Longevity without bounds, immortality, enjoy the first glory, and be worshiped forever!"
There seemed to be spring in her eyes, and she wanted to drag him into the bottomless abyss of the world of mortals.
Situ Fei's heart skipped a beat.
It wasn't because she suddenly became enlightened and praised him, although he felt that according to the other party's bad character, it was more likely that she was mocking him.
but—
The new snow is coming, and the full moon is in the sky.
Between moonlight and snow, she is the third stunning color.
His uncle's, his second uncle's, he was so worthless that he was tempted!
Situ Fei rejected this dangerous and imminent idea.
Being bullied by her for ten years is not enough, do I have to send him up to be bullied by her for the rest of my life
Don't even think about it!