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"If you want, the deity can help you."
In the distance are the cascading mountains, with the color of spring/dai, she said with crooked eyes, Fei'er, I will make you the most honorable person in the world.
Situ Fei thought she was joking.
However, she really started teaching him.
It has to be said that Situ Fei's halo is very stable, and he is a seed player of the genius type. Lin Lang only needs a little bit of advice, and he can quickly get started, and his ability to draw inferences from one instance often comprehends a lot.
Ninety years of practice passed in a flash, Situ Fei stepped into the Golden Core, and the first thing he did after Yu Jian succeeded was to run around in the deep mountains and dense forests with Lin Lang in his arms, like an innocent child, throwing away all the treasures without hesitation Putting it in front of her, he hurriedly showed off to her.
For Situ Fei, Lin Lang's existence became more and more important.
She is his master, Bai Yueguang's first love, and the master who led him to practice. The superposition of multiple identities made Situ Feinaturally have a strong and strong attachment to her.
Now, as long as Lin Lang is out of his sight for more than half an hour, Situ Fei can't wait for a moment, and goes all over the mountain to find someone.
"What is this?" Situ Fei put his arms around her waist and looked at the rectangular wooden box in his hand.
"Congratulations on your gift." Lin Lang said, "Open it and have a look."
Inside is a scarlet long sword, the exquisiteness is amazing.
"You hit it?" His face was full of surprise, and he touched it curiously, for fear of damaging it.
Lin Lang took out the bright red sword tassel from his cuff and wrapped it around the sword head for him.
Seeing the gentle gesture of her wearing the sword tassel, Situ Fei was filled with joy in his heart. He couldn't help but lower his head, boldly kissed her on the forehead, and quickly retreated when Lin Langyan's knife flew towards him, and said shamelessly. , "Thank you lady, I will cherish it as my husband and never lose it."
The two of them never paid homage, but Situ Fei had long regarded her as the only love in his life, and occasionally called her his wife when he was happy.
As for why she had to pick a time when she was happy, it was of course to avoid her "untimely death".
Lin Lang said that he wanted the world to witness that they became Taoist couples before he could use this exclusive title. However, Situ Fei was always itching in his heart and couldn't help it. Also take it easy.
"I will make it live up to its edge and become famous all over the world."
Situ Fei flicked the edge of the sword with his fingers, and the corners of his mouth twitched triumphantly, "At that time, I will point it out to them and say, look, this is the eternal famous sword that my wife made for me. Be envious, be jealous, then hate it!" Come on! Anyway, you don’t have it! You’re happy without me!”
"Will you die if you don't brag?"
"Anyway, the young master's wife is the best in the world, what's the matter with you!" He said confidently.
Lin Lang twisted his mouth lightly, "You will be poor-mouthed."
He chuckled, "I'm not only good at talking, but also kissing, my lady, do you want to try?"
"Okay." Lin Lang replied.
"Really?"
His small eyes emitted a faint green light, and he wished he could catch someone and kiss him right now.
A hundred years of abstinence, but still in front of a celestial sweetheart who is as handsome as a god of Luo, he is a normal man, he has long been lusted/fired, okay? But this person is a female tyrant with explosive force. Every time he fails to climb the bed, it's fine, and he dies a terrible death.
Situ Fei thought to himself, one day he will hold someone under him and beg for mercy, and let her see who is in charge of the house.
"of course it's true."
She leaned on the fan with sandalwood cherry blossoms, and smiled lightly, "The rules are also very simple. As long as you can defeat me, the deity will lie flat for you. Playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, controlling swords and controlling beasts, it's up to you to choose."
Situ Fei: "..."
Wouldn't he be a widow for the rest of his life
Because of Lin Lang's words, Situ Fei was sluggish for a while, even the joy of learning how to control the sword was almost washed away.
He didn't want to step into the coffin as a first-time brother when he got old! Situ Fei bit his handkerchief, lamenting that Lin Lang, who was doing what she should do, was not affected by him at all.
"Hey, you should take a look at me, what's so interesting about that broken stone?"
He was so wronged that he tugged on Lin Lang's sleeve.
Situ Fei has also reflected on it. Compared with Lin Lang, he is too naive. He wants to be hugged and held high, wants to get the constant attention of his lover, and sometimes even messes around. However, in the first love of a teenager, he can't learn to be rational and measured, and he doesn't understand the rules of distance that adults need.
He just wanted her to see him.
"This broken stone is much prettier than you." Lin Lang was also mean, deliberately teasing him, "You're a big ball, full of flesh, you don't feel as good as a stone."
"You, you've changed!" He complained in shock, "You're the one who made me fat, and you said that it's chubby and feels warm to the touch, so it's best for winter!"
Situ Fei was filled with grief and indignation. He said several times that he wanted to lose weight, but just as he set up his ambition of "losing twenty catties a month and failing to be a virgin for the rest of his life", the person at the other end was very cunning and prepared his favorite meat. Flying, crawling, and swimming, she likes to pick the fattest and tenderest one and hand it to his mouth.
In this case, is he still a human if he doesn't eat? !
"Did I say so?"
Lin Lang refused to admit it.
"You're a bully!" Situ Fei grabbed the stone and wanted to crush it to vent his anger. Lin Lang hurriedly knocked off his hand, snatched it over like a baby, and gave him a glare.
"What are you doing, bitch?"
He was even more desperate, with tears rolling pitifully in his eyes, "When you shamelessly attacked last night, you sweetly called someone Xiao Feifei, but now you even called out a dog's egg for a piece of black and shabby stone. Grandma , let me ask you, do you still want to live this day?!"
Lin Lang raised her eyebrows.
The brat is so gutsy that he dared to call her grandma!
Just when people were about to get mad, Situ Fei hurried up to coax people, "Ahem, what, we have lived for a hundred years, we are already old couples, you see, I am also an old man, old grandma and old man are born A couple, I'm so happy to hear that!"
"Then go be an old man and don't drag me in."
Lin Lang stretched out her finger, pushing his face away in disgust. As soon as this kid seized the opportunity, he insisted on eating tofu. He didn't dare to be so blatant before, but after he was able to fly into the sky, he swelled up. Now Lin Lang has to avoid his salty pig face dozens of times a day.
He is not tired, she is too tired!
"I don't, I'm an old man, and you're an old lady. Old lady, old lady..." He couldn't stop whispering in Lin Lang's ear, trying to annoy her.
"Situ Goudan, if you keep arguing, believe it or not, I will crush you to death?"
"Okay, you pinch, here." He grabbed Lin Lang's hand and touched the private parts of his body, his small eyes were seductive for no reason, "I am willing to die in your hands, come on, don't Take pity on me because I am a delicate flower."
"..."
She wants to kick him in the face, okay
But Lin Lang also has a way to cure him.
"Why did you get something on your face?"
Situ Fei didn't care and wiped it vigorously with his sleeve, "Is there any more?"
"Then someone as rude as you is blushing." Lin Lang smiled lowly, "I haven't wiped it clean yet, I'll come."
He put his hands on his knees, pouted his buttocks, and obediently put his face on it.
The woman's cold fingers first touched the center of the eyebrows, and then slowly moved to the cheeks. Lin Lang glanced at Situ Fei's slightly flushed face, and with her fingertips, she picked up the shirt behind his neck, and slowly slid down the spine , like a fish wagging its tail and playing.
"Nosebleed, wipe it off."
Lin Lang had a half-smile, a guy who had no concentration at all.
The molested protagonist hurriedly touched his nose, and cried out in grief and indignation, "You lied to me again!"
"You are so easy to deceive, if you don't deceive me, who will you deceive?" She patted him on the head, "I'm not kidding you, we are going to get down to business. This stone has an extraordinary history. If I guess correctly, it is a piece of the corpse king's tomb." Incomplete part of the first-class tombstone."
Situ Fei was confused, "So?"
"You are stupid, of course you have to find out."
Lin Lang poked his head with her fingers, "Get ready."
"Obey, lady!"
He went to clean up.
The icy and snowy and sparsely populated northern Xinjiang ushered in an unexpected visitor, all of whom came for the legendary tomb of the corpse king.
Situ Fei approached Lin Lang and said in a low voice, "Master Zu, I don't think the situation is good. There are so many people, it seems that everyone is not easy to mess with."
"If it was easy to provoke, I wouldn't come here."
Dressed in a snow-white light fur, the beauty has clouded hair and crowed hair, holding a delicate copper stove in her hand. She looks like a boudoir lady from a wealthy family.
However, everyone looked at the "behemoth" beside her, and the idea of striking up a conversation was instantly dispelled. As soon as this man with the most golden core cultivates finds someone staring at his wife, he will immediately return the past with unkind eyes, staring at her like a tiger, which is very frightening.
What a pity, a flower stuck in cow dung.
Everyone shook their heads and sighed.
When Situ Fei received this kind of information, he said aggrievedly, "I blame you for feeding me fat, and now they all look at me like a toad/toad wanting to eat swan meat."
Lin Lang smiled, and Gu Panshenghui said, "Nonsense, toad/toad is much prettier than you."
Situ Fei: "..."
Is this still my daughter-in-law? Eliminate him like this!
"I don't care, anyway, I'll eat this piece of swan meat of yours!" He was so daring, he put his arms around Lin Lang's waist, and gave her a big "boo" on her face, um, first put his own mark on it , so that no one will covet her.
"childish."
Lin Lang glanced at him, but did not refuse.
As usual, she would definitely kick him over.
The man couldn't help but smirk, "I knew it, you have a strong taste for swans, and you also like toads/toads."
Lin Lang thought to herself, she planned to peel the skin and bake it.