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Unexpectedly, after Situ Fei walked back through the night, the gate of the temple was closed, which was the first time in history.
The guards at the gate withdrew, leaving nothing but the copper bell at the corner of the eaves shaking in the wind, his shadow was reflected on the ground by the moonlight, elongated, and looked extraordinarily bleak.
Situ Fei was so angry that his entire face turned green.
Needless to say, this must be the woman's order!
It's so hateful, if you say close the door, you close the door, and you don't pay attention to him as the devil at all. Are they eating a bear's heart and a leopard's guts, and want to rebel collectively? It's been less than a month since Lin Lang came to the Demon Clan, and these bastards were bought
He kicked the door bitterly, and shouted angrily, "Bitch, open the door!"
When Lin Lang didn't recognize him before, Situ Fei could still pretend to be a calm and coquettish demon king, but now he can't. He feels angry when he sees this hippie smiling guy, and even more angry when he doesn't see him. As for Rationality, that high-end thing, has long been fed to the dog by him.
Inside, he lazily replied, "Situ Goudan, don't you know how to climb windows?"
Is climbing a window something that a person with such a noble status as him can do
This cool tone immediately angered Lord Mojun, his eyes turned red, and he kicked the door again, "If you have the guts to say it again, who is the bastard calling?"
"Hey, didn't you admit it just now?"
Situ Fei wanted to explode on the spot.
There are layers of gauze curtains laid in the room, which are like smoke and mist, faintly, and the innermost part is gradually dyed crimson. It can be seen that the light beige translucent gauze makes the skin look like snow.
Seemingly hearing footsteps outside, she turned her head slightly, glanced at it, and raised her eyebrows, "Did you climb in through the window?"
Situ Fei crossed his chest and sneered, "Am I that stupid? Don't think I don't know what you're up to. Climbing through windows is definitely risky."
The woman slammed her lips with regret, "Then how can it be called a ghost idea? I specially found the Thunderbolt Talisman to wake you up, and change your look by the way. Wouldn't it be a good thing to do more with one stroke? It's too wasteful."
Situ Fei: "..."
As long as you are right, this world belongs to your family, and you can say anything!
Talking to Lin Lang would not gain the upper hand, Situ Fei knew this, so he simply lifted the veil and went in. He held Lin Lang's shoulders, forced her to turn over, and the two faced each other, staring at each other.
"What are you doing?"
She lazily opened her eyelids, and cast a pair of white eyes, "This land is yours, so no one is allowed to sleep?"
"You're not human anyway." He replied.
"Your Majesty, you can be patient."
Lin Lang winked and said, "Let me feel if the wings are hard again."
Situ Fei grabbed her hand and put it on her back, and even touched it, "Okay, then you can feel it carefully, whether it is soft or hard."
Lin Lang: "..." Convinced, this is an advantage.
Then the beast bowed its head and tore off its clothes.
"You're tearing up just one thing, what's wrong?" Lin Lang tugged on her sleeves angrily.
"I like to listen to the sound of cracking silk, can't I?" Situ Fei didn't even lift his head, imitating her inky eyebrows and raised his black eyebrows lazily, and said casually, "You know, there will always be some good people Interesting hobby."
"I think you are not a hobby, but a quirk!"
Lin Lang stretched out her foot to kick the man, but the man's discerning hand quickly grabbed her and held it tightly in his palm.
"What are you doing?" A strand of black hair slid down from his forehead, barely covering his long and narrow eyebrows, and blamed him, "You need to change your habit of kicking people, it doesn't matter whether it's big or small, what are you talking about?" He hooked his feet with his fingers.
"Foot fetishists are also ashamed to teach others." She curled her lips with a disapproving expression on her face. She wanted to retract her legs, but the other party refused.
How can there be any reason to take back the gift given out
"It's been said that an expert's hobbies are unique. What do you, a savage fox demon, know?"
There was a deep fire in Situ Fei's eyes, he pinched the thin white ankle with one hand, and slowly stroked it.
"Are you really not a pervert?" Lin Lang asked.
"Hey, what pervert, is there someone as suave and handsome as me?"
"Bad people will not admit that they are bad people. You are trying to cover up."
"..."
It's better to fight, if you lose, I will kowtow to you, grandma.
The east is pale, and the sky is gradually getting brighter.
The man was lying on his back on the bed, the quilt was only covering his waist, he seemed to be conscious, he raised one paw and put it on his forehead to make a melancholy gesture, while the other paw naturally groped to the side, it was cool of.
He was in a daze, and groped a few more times, wondering, where is this person
Situ Fei opened his eyes, but his consciousness was still unclear, and he asked in a hoarse voice, "Where did she go?"
"The queen said that there are too few jewelry in the box, and it doesn't match my clothes, so I went outside to pick flowers."
"Fart!" Situ Fei suddenly woke up, and he couldn't help raising his voice in anger, "She's a big-headed ghost without jewelry, and it's all right to move all my private treasures without saying a word, and she still has the face to dislike?! She has the ability Don't touch my private money!"
Is it easy for him to hide a few treasures? You can find it under the bed. It's a waste of talent for her not to be a detective!
The little maid was obedient and dared not speak.
Generally, when the emperor is angry, no one dares to confront him except the empress who is as calm as a mountain.
But then again, since marrying the hostess, the host's temper has become increasingly irritable, jumping around every day.
Is it like this for married demons
The little maid was thinking wildly.
"Wait, what are you talking about, she went to pick flowers?"
"Yes, Your Majesty, Sister Yan'er has led Madam to the Valley of Splendid Embroidery."
"Wo... day!"
That witch will definitely ruin his hard work!
Situ Fei jumped up like a carp, quickly put on his clothes, he didn't even care about his socks, stepped on a pair of red boots and ran out the door.
When he arrived, Lin Lang happened to be standing in front of a peony plant, stretching out her slender hands, intending to break off the flower stalk.
"Bastard, stop!"
Lin Lang raised her head and cast a sideways glance at him, calm and composed.
With a "click", the evil hand broke off the branch, pinched the thin stem, and pinned it loosely to the temple.
The maid Yan'er clenched her fist excitedly.
She is dead, the Demon Lord will definitely be angry, Miss's chance has come.
Yan'er is the eyeliner inserted by Yu Ling'an. Under her instruction, Lin Lang should make a good "turn around", and it is best to make the devil despise her. After much deliberation, Yan'er decided to start with Jinxiu Valley.
Most of Lin Lang stayed in the palace, and she didn't know much about the rules and taboos of the demon clan. She just happened to lure Lin Lang to go to Jinxiu Valley to pick flowers.
This Vale of Eternal Blossoms is the heart and soul of the King.
As a science male in the civil engineering department, Situ Fei has a girlish heart, prefers flowers and plants, and looks after them like his own daughter. Whoever dares to touch a branch and a half leaf is like his own cabbage being kicked by a pig Yes, it's all hard work.
"I... fight with you!"
As expected, Mo Jun's eyes turned red, he rolled up his sleeves, and started fighting with Lin Lang.
This was the first time they fought since they got married, and all the demons came to watch the shocking battle between the two supreme beings.
Hey, this is good, we are finally going to fight! There are free shows to watch!
Bet, bet, hurry up.
No matter in which time and space, there is always no shortage of melon-eating people who fish in troubled waters.
The priest stroked his black beard, yes, yes, Your Majesty seems to be full of energy, the male patron saint he sent must have worked. Is this the best way, always being oppressed by a woman is detrimental to dignity! It's not like him. At home, he is a one-of-a-kind existence, and the old woman will act according to his face.
"Hey, who do you think will win?"
"Of course it's the king, the queen is a woman after all."
"That's not necessarily the case. The day before yesterday I saw Your Majesty was locked outside the door and was not allowed to enter!"
"Yes, yes, I saw it too. Your Majesty jumped off the glazed tiles from the roof."
"Your Majesty is merciful, my bastard hanged me to the swamp to attract insects while I was asleep!"
Demons are good at making Gu. In hot summer, the swamp is full of insects and ants. Many experts will squat around the swamp to find new materials.
"Well, it's a good way, so you don't have to be bait!"
A demon woman made a serious reflection.
"Ma'am, please forgive me..." The young husband was crying, very pitiful.
He stomped on the proposal secretly.
"Which bastard doesn't have eyes and steps on my toes? What are you staring at, wanting to fight?"
"Hit it, I'm afraid of you!"
There was a lot of commotion underneath, and there was a lot of noise, but I forgot my purpose of watching.
"Let me tell you, if I don't show you some color today, you won't know why the flowers are so red!" Situ Fei was wearing a black robe, with a face like jade, and he kept spitting out harsh words while beating.
"Stupid, who told you that flowers must be red?"
Lin Lang dodged the attack, landed lightly on a guardrail, and gathered up the slipped thin cloak.
Situ Fei choked for a moment, blushed, and shouted, "You don't care what color the flowers are, listen to the key points for me!"
The woman smiled and tilted her head, and the jewel pendant seemed to be swinging wildly, "What's the point? Is your important sensitive point? Oh, I know this, it's in your body..."
"Shut up!"
Situ Fei became angry from embarrassment, and a vicious little demon king sprang out of his palm, howling at Lin Lang.
Can this kind of boudoir secret be said casually
It's so capricious, he has to teach her a lesson!
"Snapped-"
The white jade bone fan spread out suddenly, covering her beautiful lips, Lin Lang's eyes turned slightly, and with a twist of her wrist, a monstrous hurricane blew up, fanning the howling demon king straight into the abandoned stone pile on the other side.
However, the wind was too strong, and the dress on Lin Lang's body was blown rattlingly, her black hair flew wildly, and the peony stuck in her ear fell instantly.
Situ Fei stretched out an arm and grabbed the flowers that were spinning around in the air.
"I said, when will you get rid of your bad habit of throwing things around? Will you pay if you hit someone?" Lord Mojun said angrily.
"Didn't it miss it?" Lin Lang raised the corners of her lips, "Besides, my flower must be mine. It will only hit people I like, and others will have no chance of being hit."
Situ Fei landed in front of Lin Lang, caressing her face with one hand, pinning the light pink peony to her ear, and muttering, "Bah, shameless, this flower was obviously grown by me with shit and piss. When did it become your family? You have to be honest, do you understand?"
He stood a little further away, looked at Lin Lang, and said to himself, "It would look better if the color was redder."
Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the demon king ran to destroy his "treasure". After a while, the peony in Linlang's ear was replaced by a bright red camellia.
"Okay, that's a good deal."
He narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.
Everyone: "..."
Are you fighting, or flirting
Lin Lang said, "This camellia tastes very fragrant. It must be delicious to make tea."
Situ Fei took her by the hand and walked out of the Valley of Splendid Blossoms, and refused righteously, "No, you don't want to touch my baby, be careful that I will turn against you."
"Why are you so stingy, I want to make it for you to drink."
"Hey, this can be discussed."
So the demon couple had a heated discussion about the fancy way of camellia.
Everyone: "???"
What about Fancy Dog Abuse
"What do you think of making camellia cakes?"
"Fresh wash it, just dip it in some sugar, and you don't know how to do it, so don't mess around."
"Say it as if you would."
"Hey, what's the matter, look down on me, don't you?"
"Speaking of which, is there anything worthy of my admiration for you? Your brain is stupid, your physical strength is weak, your temper is irritable... It's strange, why do you still have the face to live in this world?" Lin Lang tapped her palm with her fan and threw a kind of "Young man, you are so courageous" gaze.
"..."
No, there's no way to live through this miserable married life, he'd better kill this woman!
At this time, a small arm suddenly stretched out from the pile of rocks, kicking up dust, and the little devil with a blue face used all his strength to crawl out tremblingly.
When it saw the target Linlang, it sensed the anger and helplessness deep in its master's heart. It shook the little black horns on its head and howled, rushing forward like a heroic warrior who was going to die. Master, don't be afraid, I'm here Come to save you from fire and water!
"So, is it true that your husband has lived a good life until now just to accompany me, so that I can find him?"
Lin Lang was still talking, she turned her face slightly, and the cinnabar-like gemstone earrings swayed with the light parting of her red lips, "If it is, then the concubine is very lucky."
Situ Fei stared straight at the person.
The little devil descended from the sky with a fork in his hands, and approached Lin Lang with a grinning grin.
Demon girl, let's see where you are going!
"Snapped!"
The owner slapped the loyal dog to the wall.
"What was that just now?"
Situ Fei blinked and said, "Looks like a fly, a little fat, it's okay, let's continue. Is what you just said true?"
Little Demon King: "..."
I'm so angry, I can't live through this day, it should run away from home.