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A Buick drove towards Sun's house in the dark.
The adjutant was driving ahead and glanced at the rearview mirror. The young man's face was extremely strange, with confusion appearing from time to time.
"Young commander, what's the matter?"
Out of concern for the commander in chief, the adjutant asked casually, although he didn't really want to know.
"I don't know why, but I always felt like I lost the bet just now." Sun Yingshao pinched her chin and fell into deep thought, "It's so strange, that fellow Rong Jiu obviously surrendered on his own initiative, but I won at least in the end."
Mr. Rong voluntarily conceded defeat and withdrew. The bet between him and Jiang Jun was still there, but as the winner, he was not at all happy.
The more he thought about it, the weirder it became.
why
The adjutant said "Oh", "On the surface you won, but in fact you were overwhelmed by Mr. Rong. You are still too young to know how to advance by retreating. No wonder Miss Shi wants to call you Mr. Xiao gone."
The title of "Little Mister" was spread by Han Bin's unscrupulous friend. Others would not dare to tease him like this in person, but the adjutant and Sun Yingshao were childhood playmates, and they had a very good personal relationship. In private, he was more like Sun Yingshao's elder brother.
It's just that this "brother" prefers to poke the heart and lungs, and bury the knife wherever there is a hole, which seems extremely unreliable.
Sun Yingshao exploded when he heard it, "Bah, you are so young!"
"Little Mister" could be regarded as a romantic relationship between him and Lin Lang, but if others dared to call him that, Sun Yingshao killed him the first thing he did.
Facing the sharp knife piercing his back, the adjutant looked normal, "Get up wherever you fall, young commander, you lack experience, I suggest you learn more from others."
Sun Yingshao was somewhat heroic, "Hmph, do I still need to learn from others?"
The adjutant stopped talking and concentrated on driving.
The hall of the Sun family was still brightly lit. It was rare for Marshal Sun to take off his military uniform and tease the cat on the sofa.
"Meow!"
A snowball-like kitten stretched out its paws, grabbing the little master's trouser legs.
Sun Yingshao looked down, bent over to hold the kitten in his arms, and casually stroked the soft fur.
He thought about what the adjutant said, but he didn't take it seriously, but he sat down opposite to Marshal Sun.
In fact, he has always doubted the union of his parents, because the two are in a rare free love. When she was young, Mrs. Sun was not only popular among thousands of young men, but she was also a famous beauty. As for her father, it was not Sun Yingshao who disliked her, but Marshal Sun.
So here comes the question: how did his mother take a fancy to this pimple
Does his father really have some secret trick to make Mrs. Sun happy
Second Young Master Sun coughed lightly to get his father's attention.
"came back?"
Once Marshal Sun became obsessed with the great business of smoking cats, he would also ignore his beloved youngest son.
"Well, I'm back." Sun Yingshao was really a little embarrassed, he couldn't say, Dad, the girl your son likes was cut off by an uncle, how should he get back the place now
Suddenly, Young Master Sun thought of a very witty "switching" question.
He pulled two handfuls of cat fur, and casually said, "Father, Niuniu is almost ten months old and needs to find a companion."
Grandma Sun is extremely eager for her granddaughter, and she prepared a lot of nicknames for girls. As a result, not only Sun Yingshao was recruited, but even the two little tomcats raised at home were shrouded in the halo of love of Grandma Sun, and they were named "Niu Niu" and "Niu Niu" Blooming".
Sun Yingshao was thankful for his nickname more than once.
Marshal Sun's gaze immediately shifted to Xueqiu, and he smiled gratifiedly when he heard the words, "Yes, when I grow up, it's time to go to another family's little cabbage."
Sun Yingshao blushed, and plucked his hair in a hurry, until the kitten meowed, and then he shook his arms as a cover, "Then, how should we hug the cabbage?"
"Hey, it's not easy, just go ahead."
Marshal Sun took a ball of wool to play with the little black cat.
"This, this is not good."
The teenager's Adam's apple rolled.
Although he said it neatly, in fact, if he really wants to go that far, he probably will be cowardly.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Marshal Sun raised the woolen yarn, and the kitten stretched its forelegs to stroke it. Its cuteness melted the heart of an old man. His father continued to say irresponsibly, "Does my grandson's cub still need to be afraid? No need for any tricks, just use the most primitive male hormones to conquer those female cats!"
Sun Yingshao nodded again and again, his father was indeed very courageous.
The father of the Sun family turned his head to see his son's educated expression, and his vanity instantly swelled, "Remember, mating/mating is a game of conquest, and whoever has the bigger fist is the right one."
Attack to the end
Sun Yingshao suddenly realized, "Thank you, Dad!"
It turned out that what he lacked was determination!
Marshal Sun was very happy, and the wrinkles on his face stretched out, "Yingshao, I didn't expect you to be so caring about Niuniu. This is very good, more girls like a caring man."
As soon as he finished speaking, Sun Yingshao's urge to chase the cat disappeared in an instant. He sat down abruptly and chatted with Marshal Sun about raising cats all night. Put him back to sleep.
When Sun Yingshao returned to the room, his whole body was excited, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and rushed out a seamless plan overnight.
He asked his subordinates to monitor Lin Lang's movements, and after a few days, he finally got the chance.
Lin Lang occasionally went out for a stroll, this time she took her maidservant to the Rong family's ready-to-wear shop, and asked the tailor to measure her and make some long-sleeved cheongsams for winter.
Entering the inner room, she glanced at the master tailor, who was about the same height as her.
"Master, you look familiar." She stood in a natural posture with her arms slightly spread.
The other party responded vaguely.
She looked down at the pair of male palms holding the measuring tape, carefully winding around her slender waist.
When the bust was measured, the other party's hands were a little trembling.
Her eyebrows and eyes were bent into crescent moons, and she blew on the master tailor's cheek, and the roots of her ears covered by the short stubble instantly turned red, like newly ripe berries.
"Well, Mr. Xiao is satisfied with this size?"
The bad sister started to play tricks on people again.
The master tailor wearing a melon cap turned his face away uncomfortably, lowered his head even lower, and said in a low and hoarse voice, "Miss, you have misunderstood the person."
Lin Lang smiled, "Ah, I'm really mistaken, so it's not Mr. Xiao, but my lovely Min Min."
Seeing that he could no longer pretend, Sun Yingshao raised his face and said in a vicious voice, "Since you have discovered it, then I can't stay."
As he said that, he tore the tape measure away and quickly tied the people into a ball.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Lang couldn't laugh or cry when she saw it, did she wrap her up like a silkworm baby
"Haven't you seen it, Jie Se?"
According to the established script, the young man played the role of the King of the Mountain with a fierce face, "Shi Linlang, you'd better cooperate with me, otherwise the sword and gun will have no eyes, and don't blame me for not knowing how to be compassionate and cherish jade."
As he spoke, he wrapped his arms around Lin Lang's waist and slammed her onto his shoulders, creating a battle like a bully snatching a kiss.
Lin Lang pulled out one hand from the measuring tape, and unceremoniously twisted the boy's ears, causing him to howl, and instantly softened.
"Aww, it hurts, sister, don't twist it, Minmin's ear is about to fall off!"
"Then let me down."
"no!"
"Um?"
"Aang Angang, it hurts so much, sister, I was wrong! I was wrong!"
After the screams ended, Lin Lang was also put down by him.
After Sun Yingshao "hijacked" her, she walked through the outer courtyard and carried her to a well-decorated bedroom. She was sitting on a well-crafted and gorgeously carved mahogany bed, with a dressing table and a jewelry box next to her. , Small cabinets, snack boxes, etc. are all available.
Lin Lang touched the soft brocade of flowers with both hands, and glanced out of the corner of her eye, the quilt was embroidered with patterns such as mandarin ducks playing in the water, and twining hibiscus.
Tsk, this kid came prepared.
When she was thinking about how to get away, the other party threw down the person she was thinking of with a whimper.
Now he wants to implement the central core idea taught by his father, without talking nonsense, just go straight to it!
"Wait, I have something to say."
Lin Lang raised a hand and pressed it against his shoulder.
Sun Yingshao knew that her mouth was strong, and immediately said that he was a little deaf and could not receive malicious signals from the outside world.
"Who taught you this trick, the overlord's hard bow?" Her voice was gentle and affectionate, soaking in spring water.
"My father!"
Sun Ershao reflexively sold his family.
Lin Lang smiled, "Didn't your father tell you that there is a very important preparation to be done before pushing down the girl?"
Sun Yingshao was in a daze, and she walked in, "What else should I prepare?"
"Sure enough, Mr. Xiao is too young, and he doesn't even understand such etiquette."
She said with a sigh, which made Sun Ershao feel more guilty.
"So I'm so unworthy of respect in Mr. Xiao's mind?" Lin Lang covered her face with her sleeves and pretended to cry, making a sad look.
"I, I really didn't think so much." Sun Yingshao was anxious, scratching his head, "But this is by no means disrespecting you! Tell me, what else do you want, I will prepare it for you now."
Lin Lang pulled back her sleeves, revealing a mouthful of glutinous rice-like white teeth, and spread her hands in front of his eyes.
Sun Yingshao suddenly felt a bad rush.
Because of Lin Lang's smile, he seemed to have known him before.
Wait, isn't this the standard way of laughing at others
"Private money, hand it over."
"What?"
"Take out all the most valuable things on your body. This is called a bride price, understand?"
Sun Yingshao was ignorant, he thought he understood it, but he didn't seem to understand it, and he felt a strange feeling of being robbed by a female robber.
My sister shouldn't have lied to him, right
As he thought about it, he obediently searched for the belongings he carried with him.
A bag of oceans, a gun, a gold net hanging around his waist, and a family heirloom heart mirror...
"That's all?" She raised her eyebrows in disgust.
Sun Xiaopi opened the front of his clothes, revealing his strong chest, it could be seen that he had stripped himself clean from top to bottom.
Under the eyes of a tiger, he took off his shoes pitifully, and the last few neatly folded bank notes were handed over to others.
Lin Lang stayed away from the banknotes that exuded a strange smell, and smiled at him like a spring breeze.
Sun Ershao shook his body and became short of breath.
"No, no more."
The teenager who stripped himself felt very ashamed, but his sweetheart still smiled and said nothing.
Not enough
Finally, as if he had figured it out, he said aggrievedly——
"Then, isn't it okay for Minmin to let her sister be on top?"