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Lin Lang was completely unaware of the evil intentions of a well-dressed beast. She came out of the changing room, wearing a loose and coquettish blue robe, wearing a square flat scarf made of black gauze on her head, and she was dressed in the elegant attire of a scholar.
The second issue of "Leadership Order" is the theme of the imperial examination. Contestants can trigger side tasks at will, and the new leader is determined by the official position. They are currently in a quaint town, following the usual grand style of the program group, whether it is costumes or props, they are extremely elegant.
In this closed three days and three nights, the program team will not provide any resources for food, clothing, housing and transportation for the contestants, everything depends on the contestants' own "intelligence".
Shen Huai, who had changed into Baiding clothes, stood aside and was being manipulated by others. He turned to look at her, "It's different when you look at the level. I am a commoner, and you are the son of a rich family."
"That's natural." Lin Lang brushed off the corner of her clothes, held a paper fan with a picture of the spring river and the moon in her hand, and raised his chin, "How about it, student Shen, do you want to hang out with the young master?"
Her appearance is too gorgeous, and she looks coquettish and charming when dressed in men's clothing. Shen Huai noticed that other men seemed to turn their eyes away.
In the first issue, they fought on their own, but judging from the feedback on the Internet, netizens obviously prefer to combine goblins and magic sticks—Shen Huai took the identity of a Taoist priest in the last issue, divination and divination for others, and eliminating disasters. The appearance of Feng Daogu frightened people for a while, if Lin Lang played the monster in the lake who was too amazing, the leader would be in Shen Huai's pocket.
The little pinks edited the rivalry between the two in "Elegy", cleverly interspersed with the scenes of the leader's order, so the people who eat melons instantly imagined a sadomasochism through the ages: the princess lost her previous life memory, reincarnation became a lovesick water demon, and in the Tianquan waited hard for his lover. After her death, the Proton Emperor also followed her as if he was ashamed, and became a merciful Taoist priest with the world in his heart. The reunion of lovers in the current life, one is a demon and the other is a demon exorcist, is destined to end in tragedy.
The video earned enough tears from the public, and gave the two the Xipi nickname of "Tianli Couple" - killing you for thousands of years, if you can't love each other like this, then it is simply intolerable!
Compared with the viewers who are stuck in front of the TV and waiting for the weekly update, the staff said that there is too much dog food on site, and it is easy to be overwhelmed if you are not careful.
"What's the benefit of hanging out with you? Do you think I'm someone who can be bought casually?" The male protagonist said that he has a noble character and a steadfast integrity, and he is determined not to bend his waist for five buckets of rice.
The heroine took out a stack of silver notes from her sleeve robe.
"Well, I'm the kind of person who can be bought at will." The hero changed his face in a second, "Son, do you still need a little warm man who warms the bed, warms the hands, warms the feet and warms the heart?"
Lin Lang was amused by him and laughed, "Shameless, you're still a warm boy, how old are you, uncle?"
Shen Huai is very skillful in hugging people to prevent her from sliding down, "No more, no less, she is eighteen, suitable for marriage."
Lin Lang laughed even harder.
"Hey, which beautiful girl is this..."
The two of them acted flirtatiously as if no one was around, some people were envious when they saw it, and some were almost mad when they saw it.
Fang Youshan took a deep breath, resisting the urge to go up and slap someone.
"Brother Huai, this dungeon is a bit difficult, remember to cover me up." Fang Youshan blinked her eyes, her coquettish appearance could instantly kill all males.
Among the four female guests, Lin Lang had acted with Shen Yingdi, and they were regarded as tacit partners. The relationship between Fang Youshan and Shen Huai is even closer. Not only do they often interact on Weibo, but they also often communicate in private. Bo undertook him to confess his love to the goddess.
The reason why Fang Youshan participated in this show was not only to expand her popularity, but also to have a closer relationship with Shen Huai. The national male god is a boyfriend, most girls have such a dream, and Fang Youshan is no exception.
"You want Shen Huai to cover you?" Lin Lang bent her eyes, "I'm so sorry, he is my bed warming slave now, I'm afraid he can't cover you, right? Little Huai Shan?"
Huaishan is the self-proclaimed name of Shen Huai's fans, and it was taken by Lin Lang as a joke about Shen Huai.
Everyone pricked up their ears, wanting to hear how Actor Shen would respond to the "bed warming slave" incident.
result…
"How many times have I told you that my surname is Shen and my name is Huai, not Xiao Huaishan." Shen Huai insisted.
Everyone: Film King, did you pay attention to the wrong point
"Well, you don't like it? So what do you want?"
He rubbed his chin, "Brother Dahuai...how is it?"
Lin Lang: "..."
It seems that Shen Yingdi has a deep resentment towards the size.
The guests changed their attire one after another, got into the prepared carriages, and romped all the way to the local Qinglu Academy.
A small assessment site was set up in front of the academy, with mahogany tables and chairs, and the Four Treasures of the Study. The first pass was a written test, and those with high scores would be granted the status of "children" and enter the academy to prepare for the examination.
There are four tables in the venue. This is the bad taste of the program group. Four men and four women just form a pair. Different combinations produce different chemical effects.
Fang Youshan opened her mouth to say to form a team with Shen Huai, but Lin Lang dragged him away.
"Dahuai, my son, I am Wen Ke'an/Bang. I can rule the country with martial arts. I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. You will definitely be right following me."
"Young master, you are so powerful, can you write poetry?"
"What are you talking about? The wind is too strong, I can't hear you clearly!"
"Dare to ask, my lord, where did you learn the ability to tell nonsense with your eyes open?"
"How can I talk nonsense with my eyes open, obviously I have my eyes closed, okay?"
"Nonsense, you obviously turned a blind eye!"
"Who is Hu? Why did he say me?"
Shen Huai and Linlang were fascinated by the aura, as if they had their own halo of isolation, and no one else could get involved.
Seeing them playing so well, Fang Youshan soaked her heart in the chili water and scratched her cheeks and lungs, feeling extremely unwilling.
The test questions will be sent out soon.
The program group still has a little bit of conscience and didn't come up with some weird topics, but it's also very embarrassing to learn scum.
"The article in Surabaya shows the sun and the moon, and the altar of apricots in Huayi refers to the altar of etiquette and music?"
"Raising the sons of the country with the Tao is to teach the six arts. What are the six arts?"
"I've become a man who has been down and out for half my life, and the independent study is like the evening wind. What's the next sentence?"
Among the eight people, one gave up treatment, two were thinking hard, and the three were full of bitterness and hatred.
In the end, the six eyes blinked, and they were all black.
But Linlang's painting style is completely different.
"The thin gold body was created by Song Huizong."
"The seven poets and sons of heaven are called holy."
"Matouqin is a Mongolian stringed instrument."
"When you are drunk, you don't know the sky is in the water. The boat is full of clear dreams and the river is clear."
"Hongxing Shangshu."
"If Dong Dao meets an acquaintance and asks, Qingpao misunderstood Confucian scholars today."
A sleeve robe fluttered, and a pen was written like a god, easily crushing the audience.
The player fell silent.
The program group fell silent.
Netizens exploded.
—Super academics are coming, watch the large-scale dog slaughter scene!
—Holy shit, is this on? Are you hanging up? ! Let's hang up! ! ! I must have read a fake book! ! !
- Good looks, high EQ, high IQ, it is recommended to change the name to Sangao.
— Upstairs, are you serious? Three high me hahaha!
—Have you noticed the expressions on the director’s face? His face was spoiled haha!
— After Valentine’s Day, dog food will be given out, bring up my torch, and burn it!
—Steady barks, an army of torches is arriving on the battlefield! ! !
The "Tianli Couple" then evolved into a "Dog Butcher Couple".
After they finished watching the new episode, Lin Lang and Shen Huai, who turned into merchants from the Republic of China, were cheated and abducted all the way, and built shameless tall buildings for them one after another.
—Even children are lied to, I have never seen such a brazen person.
——Haha I laughed so hard, the big boss of the antique shop was fooled like a fool!
——The star version of the story of husband and wife cheating, it really deserves to be an actor, a real showman!
— Ma Ma, these two people want to trick your daughter into falling in love.
The ratings of "Leader's Order" have been rising all the way, but Lin Lang's rising momentum is even more shocking, and the number of Weibo fans has broken through the tens of millions mark.
What makes people talk about it is the wonderful chemical reaction between her and Shen Huai. When the two meet together, it is a feast of beauty. They cheated teammates, directors, passers-by, and everything that can be cheated. The cruel methods are simply outrageous, and they have acted in the model blueprints of "high IQ crimes" scene after scene.
In the words of a netizen: A couple born in heaven is a disaster for the world, please hurry up and get married, each of us fans contributes nine yuan per dime, see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow!
As for Fang Youshan
Everyone's impression at the beginning was: Oh, a very cute girl, but she is not very good at being a human being, and she always goes to the side of their national Xipi, abruptly shortening the time for them to distribute dog food.
Later, it gradually became: What's wrong with Fang Youshan, always targeting our goddess Linlang? Are you looking for a draw? My goddess's whip is very good!
"Could the one with the surname Fang stop obstructing our eyes all the time? He'll be coquettish and cute, and he'll be a hindrance when he encounters serious business. She's still my goddess Saigao, who can ride horses, play chess, play whips, and lie. My God, Goddess, you are going to bend our vast number of female girls! Coach, is it too late for me to change my gender?!"
"It's too late, it's too late, I'm already kneeling at the queen's feet."
"It's too late, it's too late, my mother has already dumped her boyfriend, and I only want a young lady in this life."
"Don't give up the treatment upstairs, we men still have a lot to do!"
There was a scuffle on the Internet, but it could be seen that Lin Lang was always in the limelight, and Fang Youshan, as she said the first time, wanted her to be under her own shadow—there was no escape!
The game is only just beginning now.
Lin Lang deleted her browsing history, put her phone aside, and lay lazily on the sofa.
The little jellyfish at home fluttered down on her shoulders, stretched out its small tentacles, and pressed her shoulders and neck softly. Under Lin Lang's brainwashing, the little jellyfish quickly accepted the alien setting of "living under the fence", and started the work of "serving the owner" wholeheartedly.
The two big jellyfish are the elders of Lai Lai Xing, and they expressed strong dissatisfaction with the little highness who put down his body to serve humans. Finally, the little jellyfish blocked their mouths with the sentence "Cultivating a relationship with a breeding object is conducive to the reproduction of offspring".
Taking advantage of the clear weather, Lin Lang leisurely went to the supermarket. She planned to buy an aquarium for the little jellyfish. This Lailixing little guy likes water very much, when Lin Lang is not around, he occupies her bathtub all day long.
The little jellyfish lay on her shoulders, staring curiously at a world different from Lailaixing.
And Lin Lang was "winning" in various ways.
"Congratulations, you are the 100th guest of our restaurant, and you can eat for free today!"
"Oh my god, you're one of the lucky ones, it's first prize!"
"Wait, lady in front, you've won the lottery!"
Lin Lang suddenly understood the "lucky" attribute that the little jellyfish mentioned.
Even the lucky charms produced by the system mall did not have such a sensational effect.
Now she is considering whether to study the small jellyfish slices to extract this lucky attribute
With an attitude of wandering around, Lin Lang walked into an exquisite small shop.
The warm orange light fell on the store, and pirate ships hung in the sea of stars. The dolls in the window looked around the world in red dresses, and the indescribable cute gadgets were jumping and jumping in the music box. You come and go. , lively.
Lin Lang picked up a radiant amber, and a butterfly was frozen at her most beautiful time.
She shamelessly coaxed the little jellyfish, "Ah Ruan, is this butterfly beautiful?"
Ah Ruan is the nickname she gave the little alien. The little body is soft when pinched, which can be called an excellent touch.
When the alien heard that her surname was pronounced the same, he happily accepted the name Ah Ruan.
"Pretty." The little jellyfish babbled.
"Then do you want to be like this butterfly, staying at the best time forever?"
Alien Amber, is a very good idea.
"I don't want to." The little jellyfish didn't hesitate.
"Oh why?"
"Yeah, you have to ask why..."
Ah Ruan stretched out her soft tentacles and poked her own little head.
"When Ah Ruan was in the mother's womb, the surroundings were so quiet, but the air flow was warm and comfortable. Ah Ruan felt that this was the best and happiest time."
"After Ah Ruan was born, I saw my father, queen mother, and elder brothers for the first time. They looked similar to Ah Ruan, with a smooth head and smooth skin. You also thought it was pretty, didn't you? Ah Ruan Ruan likes father, queen, elder brothers, and clansmen who are similar to Ah Ruan. When they are there, Ah Ruan also feels that this is the best and happiest time."
"By the way, Ah Ruan likes light, the bright light of fog in the morning, the dark light in the depths of the ocean, the starlight that never falls at the end of the night... All of these, Ah Ruan likes them all. Every time I see them, I feel that they are the best and happiest when."
And now—
Outside the window is the light blue light of the day, light and floating, like some kind of dream. And Ah Ruan's beloved Miss Blue Star is standing in the sunny sky, in front of it, her white skin seems to be shining under the warm lamp, and she also feels that this is the best and happiest time.
There are so many best things in the future, why should it be frozen in a moment
If his beloved Miss Blue Star is willing to give birth to ten larvae, Ah Ruan will be the happiest in Lailaixing.
Well, wait... Sure enough, ten babies is too little, right
twenty? thirty
The little jellyfish is in sweet trouble.
If, if it said a hundred births, would Miss Bluestar flush it down the toilet
The aliens have been coming to Blue Star for a while, and they deeply understand that there is a cruel heart under the weak human appearance, and its Miss Blue Star seems to be a leader.
That's still ninety-nine.
Ah Ruan thought to himself.
On the Blue Star, nine is an auspicious number. You must know that a Blue Star person needs nine hundred and ninety-nine roses to propose marriage.
It only needs ninety-nine cubs, which is not too much.