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"Okay, this is the end of tonight, you go back to your room!"
After finishing speaking, there was a bang, and the gate of the General's Mansion was firmly shut, with unambiguous force.
Yang Changde stood there in a daze.
The red lantern above his head swayed in the night wind, making his situation particularly bleak.
Just now, the two brothers ran all the way from the brothel a few streets away to Zhao's mansion just like victims of disasters, his boss's skills are as good as ever, pulling him like a fluffy piece of paper, he is not angry With panting.
But he didn't have the astonishing strength of the boss, he was so tired that he wanted to go into the mansion to drink some water to quench his thirst, but the general boss stepped in, turned his head and gave the order to evict the guests, closing the door so fast and ruthlessly that he almost missed his nose To break.
What did he say
Isn't she just a woman? What's so scary
The boss is an evil god who kills without blinking an eye. When those Di people who are good at burning, killing and looting like animals see him, they have to pretend to be a grandson with fake smiles on their faces. One can imagine how majestic it is.
But now
The boss actually said that he was born with a fear of guilt!
What the hell is this
It's been less than two days since the two got married, how could his brave and invincible boss be taken down by a delicate woman like this? Can
Yang Changde pondered seriously again from the position of the boss, and felt that this kind of thing cannot be entirely blamed on the head of the boss, after all, all his thoughts were devoted to the war and he was not enlightened. Moreover, the boss looks too mighty, so girls don't like it. Occasionally, there are two or three sexy little wild cats, all with evil intentions, aiming at the head of the boss' neck.
The boss was in love for the first time, and he finally experienced the feeling. He knew the taste, and was led away by the nose before he knew it.
As a good gay friend with life-long friendship, Yang Changde said that the younger brother can't just watch the boss degenerate and sink like this. A man can be worthless, but he must not lose his masculinity and let a woman ride on their heads to make a fool of himself. Domineering.
Yang Changde stretched out his hand, murmured a few times, rubbed his palms together, and jumped up the wall of the General's Mansion like a nimble monkey.
It is duty-bound to save the boss who has stumbled!
It happened that his direction was facing the courtyard of the Zhao Mansion, and the host who had just entered the door caught a glimpse of him.
Two pairs of eyes met in the air, blinking.
Finally, the younger brother broke the deadlock, "Boss, I think your situation is a bit dangerous."
"What? Dangerous?"
Zhao Chenggang didn't quite understand the meaning of this bastard. The other party looked him up and down, his face was full of sympathy, and in a blink of an eye, his face was full of grief and indignation. The expression was so complicated that it was difficult to describe with words.
"What are you dawdling about? Say what you have to say, and let go of your fart!"
The general was impatient.
Yang Changde took a deep breath, "Boss, since they are all from my own family, then my brother will open the skylight and speak the truth!"
"There's no window here, why open it! Changzi, is there something wrong with your mind?"
"..."
Among a group of brothers, Zhao Chenggang was the leader and subdued them with his bravery and loyalty. The younger brothers felt that the general was good in every way. The only small flaw was that he had never been to school, and he couldn't read a single character except for the word "Zhou" on the banner and ceremonial guard. He was the bottom existence with the lowest education level among the brothers.
Yang Changde was choked up for a moment, and after a while he recovered his breath, "Boss, the problem now is not whether the skylight can be opened." He tried to let this man who had his guts through to the bottom understand the majesty of his precarious master.
"Don't you think you care too much about your sister-in-law? No matter how powerful she is, she is nothing more than a woman, a majestic old man, and can she be led by the nose by a woman who can blow away in the wind?"
Zhao Chenggang understood this common saying, and he showed a look of deep approval.
"That's right."
Younger brother Yang Changde continued to brainwash the boss, "Moreover, in this world, the husband is the sky, the husband is the wife, and the husband is the wife. It is a matter of course. How can there be a reason for the wife to train the husband in turn!"
"well said."
The man nodded repeatedly.
"Boss, I think, a woman should not be too pampered, otherwise she will abuse herself unscrupulously, go to the house and expose the roof tiles after three days, willful endlessly, cry, make trouble and hang herself, it will annoy you to death Of course, a man should aim everywhere and protect his family and country, how could he be stumbling over a woman's trifles?"
"Makes sense."
Zhao Chenggang couldn't agree more.
He humbly asked his brother, "What should brother do?"
Seeing that someone has taken the bait, Yang Changde cleared his throat and prepared to perform a big show to revive the husband, "Isn't it easy? Boss, listen to me, first of all, you have to take care of yourself." You have a correct mentality, you can't be a worthless wife-slave—"
When it comes to the word "wife slave", Zhao Chenggang is not happy.
"Yang Changde, what are you talking about? You say that I am that woman's slave? It's a joke, do you think I, Zhao Chenggang, are really afraid of her? In fact, I just let her , with her fragile little body, heh, I can knock down ten with one little finger!"
The other party silently glanced behind him and didn't speak.
Zhao Chenggang thought that he questioned himself, and felt very upset, so he stretched out his palm to him, and compared, "Hey, see, it's this little finger, as long as I move it lightly, the girl will obediently listen to me .”
Before he finished speaking, another little finger was wrapped around his little finger.
Thin and white, it formed a sharp contrast with his rough and big palm.
The man's Adam's apple moved up and down, swallowing the excessive saliva secreted in his mouth.
"Huh? Why didn't my husband continue talking? I still want to hear it!"
The voice as soft as the spring breeze brushed against the ears, without any lethality at all.
But the general just heard the naked threat.
Thinking of his brother who was born and died on the wall not far away, in order to set an example of a good big brother, his begging for mercy turned around and replaced it with a provocation that is not afraid of death, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water With a hot look, "I've said all that should be said, what else is there to say?"
The brother gave him a thumbs up, as if to say that the boss is doing well.
Finally picked up the few faces, Zhao Chenggang subconsciously puffed up his chest, and put on the majestic air of his husband, "Also, I didn't say you, you are a woman, if you don't stay at home and embroider your flowers, In the middle of the night, you have to go to a brothel to make trouble, what do you think is decent, what does it sound like?"
He frowned and reprimanded, as if he really wanted to be in charge of his own affairs.
Lin Lang didn't immediately refute him, but just slid her little finger down to hook the man's palm.
His body trembled, and his legs almost went limp.
"What else? Why didn't my husband continue talking?"
Lin Lang had a half-smile.
He remained suspicious for a moment, and two inconspicuous red clouds floated on his dark face.
"Bribes are shameful."
The host let out a snort.
So the wife smiled, pulled out her hand, and touched his ear instead. The gesture was gentle and affectionate, which suddenly ignited the ambiguous atmosphere around him.
The man's ears turned red immediately.
Yang Changde, who was watching the battle on the wall, stared at the pair, thinking to himself, Boss, wake up, it's a trap, a trap of beauty tricks! Think about what scenes and storms we brothers have never seen in these years of fighting in the north and south. In the face of beauty, we must be steady, we must be steady! Don't let these women underestimate the stamina of our men!
Before he finished thinking about it, he heard a weak voice from his opponent, "This, it's not good here, there are too many people."
"..."
Boss, you bastard actually bowed to beauty!
Brother I misread you!
While he was heartbroken, the situation on the field suddenly changed.
"Hey, hey, it hurts, my mother!"
"Smelly bitch, let go, ouch, no, lady? Ma'am? You let go—"
"It hurts, it hurts, if you have something to say, say it! Ancestor!"
Yang Changde was dumbfounded.
He absolutely refused to admit that the coward who was grabbed by the ear and begged for mercy by the woman was his tall and mighty boss!
Yang Changde was heartbroken, wishing to commit crimes against others, arrest him and give him a good beating. Are those muscular muscles just for display? To be able to let a girl hold her seven inches! It's a shame, it's really a shame!
Lin Lang asked nonchalantly, "Ancestor? Who are you calling the ancestor? Can't you wish for someone to go to see the Buddha of the Western Paradise?"
The general's desire to survive was extremely strong, and he replied cautiously, "I just want to thank my ancestors for marrying a wife who looks like a fairy. My ancestors must have manifested their spirits and bless the incense of my old Zhao family."
"Oh, so the reason why the general married his wife is to pass on the family line?"
The upright General Zhao almost wanted to say otherwise
How can a woman have as much fun as marching and fighting
And the beast-like intuition made Zhao Chenggang keenly aware of the strangeness of the problem.
So, Yang Changde heard his boss, the man who easily bowed his head to the evil forces, said, "Actually, there is a more important reason. There are too many rewards in the house, and there is no place to put them. I just want to find someone who is pleasing to the eye." Prodigal girl, bah, no, she is a fairy who came down to earth to relieve my worries."
Don't worry, this is obviously the most naked show off!
Rivers of tears flowed in Yang Changde's heart. Don't look at how well-behaved the boss is in front of his new sister-in-law, he has fallen miserably from the level of a tiger to the level of a kitten. In fact, this man is a human-shaped killer, and everywhere he goes is bloody. This reckless man is bold and unreasonable. He immediately snatches any treasures he likes. He has accumulated a large amount of gold and silver treasures in a short period of time. His net worth can be described as rich.
He was almost envious and jealous to death, if he was a female, she would hug the big golden leg of the boss tightly without saying a word.
"But what's the use of looking like a fairy descended from the mortal world? It's not that you can't get the approval of your husband's brothers, and you have been trampled in vain." Lin Lang seemed to have mentioned something unintentionally.
Someone's reaction is faster.
"They are timid and dare not. Tomorrow, I will kick them over to make amends!"
Yang Changde: "..."
Even the brother betrayed, saying it was a livestock is too flattering to the boss!