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With the golden words from the prime minister's father, Xin Ruyi seldom held back her temper, and under the supervision of Xin's mother, she seemed to embroider the wedding dress. She spends too much time playing, and she doesn't know anything about the fine work of a female worker. After a few days, she can't pretend anymore. She forces the maid to thread needles for her, and she fiddles with it when Xin's mother is not paying attention. other things.
These days, the maid heard two names the most from the mouth of the third lady. One was the eldest lady who married into General Zhao's mansion, and the other was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who lived in the East Palace. The latter changed his face again in a second.
Lin Lang, who was being nagged by her, didn't care at all, and lived her little life leisurely.
The people above and below the general's mansion were taught such an iron-clad and unbreakable rule: the general's wife is the woman at the top of the food chain.
There may still be a way out if you anger the general, but if you make your wife cry, the angry general will definitely make you cry.
Most of the time, the general is very obedient and does whatever his wife asks him to do. The servants couldn't bear to see it, and felt that the majestic iron-blooded general changed as soon as he met his wife, and a few budding flowers could grow on his head, shaking in the wind.
But there are exceptions.
For example, now, Madam said that she wanted to plant flowers, but the general refused to agree.
Why
The male host deeply felt that this was a serious waste!
What a good land, what a fertile land, wouldn't it be nice to plant some onions, garlic, and leeks? The green leaves are not only for viewing, but also for cooking and eating. It’s more than two birds with one stone. Why doesn’t Madam understand this “best of both worlds”
Before the appearance of the hostess, there were basically no flowers in the mansion, and dense fruit trees and vegetables could be seen everywhere. The majestic General Mansion was turned into a four-season vegetable field. The wonderful scene of manure fertilization, even if the guests come, can still be drenched.
This is also the truth that Zhao Chenggang has no other official friends except those brothers.
Zhao Chenggang is a rough man who doesn't know how to appreciate the beauty of flowers and plants. Speaking of the reason why he joined the army, there were locusts in his hometown, the crops were completely destroyed, and there was basically no food in the village. He didn't want to wait for death, so he insisted on eating bark and digging wild vegetable roots all the way to the next town.
Although serving as a soldier is hard work, they eat public food. As long as they perform well, at least they won't go hungry. With this thought in mind, Zhao Chenggang bit his finger and made the bet without much thought.
Who would have thought that the refugee, who was starving and ragged, could accomplish what he is today
Even if he became a general, Zhao Chenggang still couldn't change his good habit of "storing food", and he must put something edible under his nose.
"So, the general disagreed?"
Lin Lang raised her head, her tone was clear and cool.
Beside them are a group of melon seeds eating, oh no, loyal servants who are ready to die for the wife anytime, anywhere. They are watching how brave the man at the bottom of the food chain is, and dare to refuse the request of the wife.
"disagree!"
He resolutely guards his "battlefield".
"Step aside."
The round fan in the wife's hand was embroidered with ostriches. She turned around, and the thin ivory handle pressed against Zhao Chenggang's chest, but she played around like a little girl and poked it several times. Her eyes lingered on the clouds in the sky, and her tone became softer, "Will you let me go?"
"No."
Zhao Chenggang resisted the tingling softness in his heart, and firmly defended against the beauty of the enemy.
"oh?"
Madam raised her eyebrows.
Everyone covered their ears skillfully.
"Ouch! It hurts, hurts!"
"You bitch is so unreasonable, if you can't say it, just twist—"
"No, no, madam, please spare me! Please forgive me!"
Tsk tsk tsk, what a brutal scene of domestic violence.
Everyone shook their heads and sighed.
Lin Lang was still thinking about her flower field, and while tugging at his ear, he negotiated terms, "Then can I plant flowers now?"
"Yes... shit!"
He abruptly changed his words midway, a man's head can be cut off and blood can flow, principles must be defended!
After he finished speaking, he regretted to the point of breaking his heart.
It's over, it's really over this time.
Sure enough, when the man carefully lifted his neck, his wife's entire aura changed. Although he was still smiling like a spring breeze, his hard bones felt chilly.
"Ma'am, I..."
"Since the general cherishes this vegetable field so much, it's not easy for me to steal someone's favor."
"Ma'am, are you angry?"
"What is the general talking about? The concubine is just a woman, the general wants to crush the concubine to death, it is as easy as an ant, how dare the concubine dare to be presumptuous in front of the general?"
"You are really angry, your eyebrows are going to explode..."
"Um?"
"No, no, I mean, Ma'am's Fei, Fei eyebrow makeup is really beautiful today, hehe, it's beautiful, it's very beautiful."
The general, whose ears were swollen high, hurried to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
"Really?" She stroked the tip of her eyebrows, and without revealing his guilty eyes, she directed to the girl next to her and said, "Did you hear that? The general is ashamed to praise my concubine so much today, so I have to fast for three days." To express my gratitude, I told the kitchen to keep that big goose for a few more days."
"..."
No, it's not true!
He has not eaten meat for ten days!
What a cruel punishment!
The girl took a sympathetic look at the despairing expression of the male master, and took the order to go.
The big snow-white goose was rewarded by the old emperor, and it was sent to the kitchen ten days ago. However, due to the general's repeated mistakes, the big fat goose was always dangerous and dangerous in the first nine scalding sessions. The chefs are about to form a deep relationship with each other, and the wife even gave it a nickname, "Inedible Meat".
During the court this morning, the general's meat-eating ban was mercifully lifted by the hostess.
So the man with his hands behind his back, arrogantly, went to the kitchen for a walk, cared for the big fat goose with deep and full eyes for a while, turned around and solemnly told the cooks to let the fat goose "deserve its death", even the bones It must be delicious and crispy, and it cannot be wasted to death.
Looking at it now, the name Madam gave to the big fat goose is really like a life-saving talisman.
According to the general's wisdom, he probably won't be able to beat his wife in this life.
The girl shook her head and left with a sigh.
"stop!"
A loud voice came from behind, making people tremble in fright.
"You, go, kill that goose."
Zhao Chenggang stared at the majestic tiger eyes, trying to ignore the pressure on the side.
The girl shrugged her shoulders, looking pitifully at the calm mistress.
"Hey, little girl, where are you looking? This General's Mansion, I can't make the decision anymore?"
The host straightened out his broad chest to embolden himself.
They are all wives that he married back, so can he really care what he eats? He just wanted to kill that bastard who looked down on people with goose eyes, what happened? Anyway, His Majesty rewarded him, he can do whatever he likes, what else can she do
Soon, he realized that your mother-in-law is your mother-in-law, and you can only struggle to the death, unable to find the palm of her hand.
"Well, I remember, didn't the general invite Changde and Jihui to drink together tonight? It's getting late, so go early and return early. If you can't come back, send someone to report."
After saying that, with a bang, the mansion door was slammed shut against him.
He froze for a long time.
The man is thinking about a very serious problem.
In other words, he seems to be the boss of the General's Mansion, right
Why would I be reduced to the miserable state of being kicked out one day
He thought about the answer to this question for a long time but couldn't think of it, so he could only ask his brother for help.
Yang Changde looked at the pair of thirsty eyes in front of him, and then at the boss's rapidly thinned cheeks in the past few months. It was really sad to hear and cry when he saw it. He decided to forgive the shadow that his boss had cast on his life that night.
This is the real poor man, what is his little encounter
Yang Changde patted the boss on the shoulder, and said in a heavy tone, "Boss, you can't indulge your sister-in-law anymore. Women, you have to take care of it when it's time to take care of it! If you continue like this, not only will you have no meat to eat in the future, you may have to eat it." Sleeping on the street, think about it, how miserable it is, right, Ah Hui?"
Ah Hui's mouth was full of fat and oily barbecue, and he managed to swallow it with difficulty, so he nodded quickly to agree with the second child's opinion. Beside him is a thin man, the dog-headed military division of his brother, he slowly cut the meat into shreds with a knife, "Actually, I have a little immature idea, which can help the boss regain the prestige of a big man."
Three pairs of eyes aimed at each other.
The four big men hugged their thick legs and squatted under the table whispering for a while.
Then burst into hearty laughter.
The Anti-Sister-in-law Alliance was established from then on.
"Haha, third child, you still have a way! Brother, you didn't do it in vain! Okay, when I get back, let that woman know how good I am, Zhao Chenggang! Come on, big brother respects you!"
Zhao Chenggang drank boldly.
"puff-"
The next moment he was spraying people all over their heads.
"Damn it, it's wine, I'm bah bah bah bah!"
"No, this smell is too strong! Third, you have to go back with me and tell your sister-in-law that you forced my brother to drink this wine! Or did you force my mouth down! Huh? Wait? This seems to make sense, I'm so smart! San'er, my brother hasn't drunk alcohol for a long time, so let's try something new first. Don't worry, your sister-in-law is weak and won't hurt if you get beaten."
Military division: "..."
What about Xiongqi
A worthless stinking man!
Encouraged by his younger brothers, Zhao Chenggang returned to the Zhao Mansion with his head held high.
"Where's the lady?"
He asked in a calm voice, showing the host's money.
From today on, he will change his face and be a new man!
"Ma'am, ma'am, she..."
The little girl guarding the outer room hesitated.
Zhao Chenggang's heart tightened, he pushed aside the people, and tiptoed into the inner room.
"Woo..."
Small weeping sounds came from the shaking quilt.
"Ma'am, what happened to her?"
Could it be that he was too fierce during the day and didn't allow her to plant flowers, so he was wronged
This situation made the general dumbfounded.
I can't use any tricks.
He is an old man, he can only fight and beat people, he is really not good at coaxing people. Zhao Chenggang almost scratched his head and couldn't think of any way to make her happy.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he rushed outside.
"Boom boom boom—"
In the early morning, Lin Lang, who had watched most of the funny anthologies, was woken up by the sound of knocking outside. She yawned and asked what was going on outside
The girl pursed her smile and asked her to go out and check it herself.
The four-season vegetable field has become a barren land with pits and hollows.
The eye-catching tall figure was carrying a hoe, smoothing his trousers, and was driving a strong ox to plow the field. One person and one ox were in unusual harmony under the morning sun.
"Yo, madam is up!"
The yelling was as loud as ever.
Lin Lang rubbed her numb ears, "What are you doing, General?"
The other party grabbed the sleeves to wipe the sweat, all the clothes on his body were soaked, and his whole face was still stained with dark brown mud spots, he didn't care, and smiled at her like a fool.
"Hey, plant flowers for Madam."
"..."
Sure enough, he was a big fool.
She just wanted a small piece of land to plant crabapples.
As a result, the man flattened the entire backyard of the General's Mansion, and the rockery was moved away without anyone noticing, and a weird mode of serious farming was started.
The man heyed a few times, and then said, "Madam, don't worry, this will be your territory from now on, you can plant whatever you want, and I will fertilize you, catch bugs, and make sure your flowers grow fat and big " He said the first sentence full of air, but the latter seemed to think of something and weakened, his eyes drifted away, "So, ma'am, don't cry behind my back in the future."
"… ha?"
Lin Lang was at a loss.
When did she do such a stupid thing
It's quite shameful to coax a daughter-in-law or something.
The roots of Zhao Chenggang's ears on both sides were red and hot, and his whole heart was beating thumpingly.
What is liking, love, he is a rough person who can't read a few big characters, he doesn't understand, he can't tell what it feels like.
He, who used to be addicted to alcohol, meat, and gambling, would actually think—
Forget it, isn't it just a matter of a few pots of wine, a few pieces of meat, a few bulbs of garlic, and a few dice
Ma'am, if you don't let it go, you won't let it go.
He is stupid, he has never read a book, so he just listens to his wife.
Maybe it doesn't make sense to drop one thing after another.
Some people, from the first time you see her, are doomed to lose to her.
Even if...
He is a victorious general who is invincible and invincible.