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"What are you doing? Are you dumb? Talk!"
He had a haughty face, and his expression was terrifying.
Lin Lang frowned, "What does the general want me to say?"
"Just... just talk about the good things you did today!"
Speaking of this, he couldn't control his violent temper, wishing he could rush into the wedding banquet in the East Palace and beat up that man who was full of lies. If he hadn't been smart and careful, the fox would have kidnapped his woman and gone away!
It's no wonder that the youngest said that the emperor's mind tricks and those who play power tricks are really proficient in cheating and abduction!
"Tell me, did I treat you badly? Huh? You have to elope with that bastard, the prince? He, what is he better than me? Isn't it just that he has a good-looking face, and this thing can be eaten as food ?”
Lin Lang raised her head, and began to grumble, "The general thinks that I can eat with the thick black stubble on your face?"
"Hey! Why can't I eat it? This beard of my father is a symbol of a man, do you understand it! Man!"
It wasn't a day and a half that Lin Lang disliked his full beard, and often asked him to shave it off. Zhao Chenggang was so stubborn that he refused to give up. I remember that time a month ago, the other party took advantage of him to commit crimes against the wind. Fortunately, he was alert and woke up quickly, otherwise he would not be able to keep the symbol of a stalwart man!
What kind of lady is this!
Dogs don't think their mothers are ugly, can't a wife allow her husband to pursue a little bit of appearance
The general fell down in anger, and was successfully changed by Lin Lang, "You say that you women only love a beautiful face because you have long hair and short knowledge. You are extremely superficial!"
Madam raised her eyebrows habitually.
The general trembled subconsciously for a while.
His instinctive reaction was almost trained by Lin Lang, and he even forgot his current absolute home game, and his momentum softened all of a sudden, "You, why are you glaring at me? Isn't this telling the truth?"
Lin Lang raised her hand.
"It's agreed not to twist your ears!
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts!"
"Let me tell you, if you abuse lynching again, His Majesty will punish you! You must know that I also have a big backer!"
Zhao Chenggang closed his eyes and yelled.
Lin Lang cast a deep shadow on his poor ears.
"Fool."
A voice with a hint of a smile drilled into his ears, light and fluffy, like a commotion like a feather.
He opened his eyes in bewilderment.
The opponent's hand was still in mid-air, and when he saw him looking over, he patted his chin lightly and hard, his eyes sparkling.
At that moment, he suddenly didn't want to be angry anymore.
Logically speaking, if a wife ran away with another man, it was disrespectful to her husband, and if it was dealt with more seriously, there were quite a few people who were soaked in pig cages.
But…
How could he be willing to treat her like this
Moreover, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and her were originally a couple, just like what was written in the scriptures, a man with a talent and a woman's appearance, a perfect match made by nature.
The general's chest was tight.
"Marry me, are you so wronged?"
Lin Lang had imagined all kinds of reactions the general would have when she came back from captivity, but she never expected it to be such a pitiful one.
She looked up in surprise, "What did you say?"
This big, tall, silly man always had a kind of superstitious confidence in himself, and this was the first time she heard such a disappointed tone.
"You heard it all! Don't play dumb!"
He blushed with anger, "I won't say it a second time!"
How shameful it is to admit a man's incompetence!
Lin Lang said "Oh".
"Oh what? Answer quickly!"
He was dissatisfied with his wife's perfunctory response, which was flat and without any disturbance.
"Do you really want to listen?"
Lin Lang said, "Don't regret it after listening."
Only a fool would jump into such a pit dug from the beginning.
So the fool jumped up reluctantly, and said stubbornly, "I'm just listening to it, I won't take it seriously! Just say it, if I'm afraid, I'll be a bastard tortoise!"
His wife glanced at him, "Turtle bastard."
"Hey, you want to fight, don't you? Come on, I'll give you one hand, no, two hands! I don't believe it, but I can't beat you—"
"What can't be beaten?"
Lin Lang raised her eyebrows.
"Uh, I mean, um, cough, you see, that big fat goose is big enough to be fed, its stomach is full of fat intestines, it's almost falling to the ground, it's hard to watch! When will we Clean up its fur, kill it and eat it?"
Whenever the general wanted to divert his wife's attention, the fat goose that was always out of his mouth became a shield for his righteousness.
Anyway, he can't eat it, so why not allow him to enjoy his mouth
Lin Lang spat, "Virtue! What else do you have in your mind besides meat?"
"I still want to have a baby with you!"
Without thinking about it, the words came out of his mouth.
For a moment the room was silent.
Lin Lang didn't blink her eyes at the person.
Look at his red from the neck all the way to the forehead.
"Cough, no, I mean this General's Mansion is a little less popular, maybe there are more little guys, it will be much more lively." He twisted his neck uncomfortably, and his whole body showed a strange twisted posture. Look at the sky, the ground, the air, but not the wife in front of you.
Lin Lang was very calm and at ease. She stroked the broken hair on her sideburns, "The general said, didn't you want to be like a phoenix and a phoenix with my concubine, to enjoy the joy of fish and water, and to fulfill the wish of flying together?"
The general with a low level of education was instantly at a loss.
He just wanted to have a baby with her. Does it have anything to do with animals like phoenix and fish
Isn't it easy to give birth to a baby, and does it need the consent of Feng and Yu
This matter is too profound, he will have to ask his brothers some other day, especially San'er, he has read a lot, so he will definitely understand!
But in this way, will it appear that he is too mentally handicapped
Seeing an old man biting his lips in grievance and thinking hard, Lin Lang, who rarely wanted to flirt, almost failed.
"Pffff—"
She still couldn't help it.
The other party was even more at a loss.
Madam laughed so strangely, did he do something wrong
Lin Lang covered the corner of her mouth, finally swallowed her smile, and said slowly, "Is the general the one who wants to get a concubine?"
He understands this!
Zhao Chenggang, who had been blind all this time, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Madam can finally speak human words.
But... this is too straightforward!
The general was a little embarrassed, and squeezed his burly body, "Of course, if you can agree to cooperate with this matter of giving birth, it would be great."
His Zhao family has been passed down in a single line since he came here, and the dead ghost parents who had cheated him for the first half of his life said a lot of long-winded words when they died, to the effect that the incense of the Zhao family could not be broken, so that he could marry and have children , so that they can die in peace under the Nine Springs.
Before he became a general, he was a rascal in the city. He had enough to eat, and the whole family was not hungry. There was no girl who wanted to marry him.
After becoming a general, the girl's family was terrified of him, and he snatched this lady back by himself.
Zhao Chenggang lived for twenty-seven years, and he didn't know what it was like to have a relationship between a man and a woman. Although he wanted to kiss Fangze every day after he married his wife, he was grabbed by the ears and tortured every time before he succeeded.
He stared eagerly at Lin Lang's face.
He only heard his wife chuckle lightly, with a slight dimple on her lips, which instantly fascinated him so much that he didn't know where he was going.
"In that case, let's be honest."
"Keep the city, don't attack?"
The general frowned, "This doesn't quite fit my fighting style, why don't we change it?"
Lin Lang glanced at him, "Can you stop interrupting before you finish talking?"
Well, you are the lady you are the biggest, you have the final say.
The general lowered his head like a little daughter-in-law.
"I have had a wish since I was a child." She said in a soft voice, "If I promise to marry in this life, the concubine's husband must be an omnipotent hero."
Her eyes seemed to drift to him.
He quickly straightened his back and cheered up, as if waiting for the officer to parade.
It's a pity that the man looks big and thick, no matter how dignified and upright he is, in Lin Lang's eyes, he is still a gorilla with a hunchback and a tiger's back, especially when he has a straight face, it is almost like looking at a prisoner, very penetrating.
In the later stage of the plot, Zhao Chenggang did not hesitate to go through fire and water for the heroine. The heroine was moved, but did not fall in love with him. This scary appearance probably accounted for most of the proportion.
The general had a rare enlightenment this time, and he asked, "In Madam's opinion, how can one be considered an omnipotent hero?"
There was a little light in her eyes.
"The unrivaled hero in my mind is a hero who is invincible and invincible. He is unparalleled in the world. A mere sword can be a teacher of millions! He is a peerless hero admired and worshiped by all people in the world!"
"May I ask the general, do you deserve this honor?"
The man's pair of fierce tiger eyes shone with scorching light.
The next day, before dawn, the door of the palace where the old emperor was resting was knocked loudly.
The old emperor was so angry that he almost gave the uninterested visitor an implicated family.
The emperor originally went to bed later than a dog and woke up earlier than a chicken. He is a lot older, so he doesn't know how to be considerate? It's really unreasonable!
"Your Majesty, it is Lord Zhao."
The old eunuch reminded in a low voice.
Oh, it turned out to be Ai Jiang.
The old emperor's killing order circled around his mouth a few times, and he swallowed it by himself.
Sitting on the dragon chair tremblingly, the old emperor smiled lovingly.
"Ah Gang, what are you doing?"
"Boom—"
The other party knelt down at the first disagreement, and the heavy sound frightened the little heart of the old emperor again.
"What, what's wrong?"
The old emperor trembled a few times.
What happened
"Your Majesty, I request that troops be dispatched immediately!"
The man's eyes were burning with flames.
Madame, you hero of the world—
It's her husband's decision.