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The army goes out to fight, and the Dragon City banners are flying.
"Your Majesty, send it here."
The general was dressed in cold iron armor and carried a silver gun with him, and his voice was as bright and bold as ever.
"You are an old man, do you still want to fight with Chen?"
In this world, only a scumbag general like Zhao Chenggang dares to talk to the Ninth Five-Year Lord like this.
People around are not surprised.
They see this kind of monarchs and ministers a lot every day, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer.
If it weren't for the huge difference in appearance between the two, everyone probably thought that Zhao Chenggang was the stupid son raised by the old emperor outside.
The old emperor showed a helpless and indulgent smile.
"Gang, this mouth of yours is really, really unpleasant. If it were someone else, you would have been hit by hundreds of boards!"
"Then Your Majesty will live a long life. This time, I took the head of the King of Chu. Congratulations on His Majesty's 70th birthday!"
The old emperor's face was rosy, and he laughed generously, full of pride, "Okay! The widowed Ah Gang has ambition and ability! The widow is here, setting up wine and having a banquet, waiting for Ah Gang to return from victory!"
"At that time, a hundred big fat geese will be slaughtered!" Zhao Chenggang added.
On weekdays, the monarchs and ministers were chatting, and Zhao Chenggang occasionally poured bitter water on the old emperor, saying that his wife punished him again not to eat meat or drink alcohol, and the fat circle on his stomach had been reduced to seven or eight, and it turned out that the other side of the house The big fat goose seemed to be blown, and became a rolling ball, unable to walk.
It is simply that people are more angry than people, and he is not as good as a goose!
The old emperor felt sorry for him, and secretly cooked him a vegetable-flavored wine and meat banquet. Zhao Chenggang ate it refreshingly, which made the royal chefs very worried, thinking about tricks every day to cover up the smell of meat and wine.
The old emperor, with gray hair on his temples, looked like a skinny little old man, and waved cautiously at him, as if no one could see his little movements this way.
Zhao Chenggang went over with his ear.
The old emperor laughed wickedly, "When you come back, the widow will personally go to your house and cook that disobedient fat thing for you!"
"Then His Majesty can't let Madam know! She will kill me!"
"Oh, I'm a widow, don't worry!"
"Your Majesty, you are shameless to praise yourself again. The dishes you cooked for me last time almost revealed your secrets! Fortunately, I have a good brain, so I concealed it!"
"Oh, people stumble, and dragons stumble, a moment of negligence, a moment of negligence!"
"Then you can't lose your claws again this time..."
The monarch and his ministers whispered for a while, but they completely forgot about the people next to them.
The old eunuch coughed at the right time.
"Your Majesty, the time has come, don't miss the general's schedule."
Only then did the old emperor come back to his senses and resume his dignified demeanor, "Bring the wine!"
When there was no one to support him, the old emperor picked up the heavy bowl with great difficulty and handed it to his beloved general.
Zhao Chenggang took it and was about to drink it up.
"etc-"
He was surprised to see the old emperor squatted down, twisted a handful of loess, and stood up tremblingly. The old man raised his withered hand and let the dirt spill into the wine bowl.
"Your Majesty, what is this?"
Zhao Chenggang was a little confused.
In the past, there was no such ceremony in the army to sacrifice the flag.
"The loess has a spirit. You are a citizen of the Great Zhou Dynasty. The land of the Great Zhou Dynasty will protect you forever and guide you on your way back."
The old emperor's wrinkled face stretched out, quite lovingly.
Zhao Chenggang laughed loudly, "Your Majesty, you really believe in this! I, Zhao Chenggang, can find the way back with my eyes closed. Do I still use other things to guide me? Even if it is Lord Yan, I would not dare to borrow ten courage from him." bar!"
The old emperor glared at him, "Stop talking nonsense, drink it up for the widow!"
"Gulu Gulu—"
The man raised his head and drank it all, and the wine overflowed from the corner of his mouth, soaking the armor so that it shone brightly.
"Boom!"
Throwing the thick bowl to the ground, it shattered like a thunderclap.
"Your Majesty, minister, just go ahead!"
He brushed his lips casually with the back of his hand, turned on his horse, and his scarlet cloak was as huge as covering the sky and the sun.
The old emperor couldn't help but said, "Gang, sometimes don't be brave, remember to discuss with the adjutant—"
This silly boy is born with a drive, and if his brain can't make a turn, he will act recklessly.
"Your Majesty, I will spare you!"
The general pulled up the reins, intending to set off with the horse's belly between his legs, but was stopped by the king again.
"Your Majesty, what exactly do you want to say?"
The general was mad.
"You, you must, come back safely."
The old man's lips twitched and finally turned into four words.
"That's natural! Your Majesty just wait for the minister's good news! Please—"
The army immediately dispatched.
The silver armor surged like a tide.
After the army, civil and military officials sent off with gifts, and their robes fluttered, watching the sonorous sons from afar.
Wherever they went, the crowd automatically gave way to a wide road.
On the stacked pavilions, the woman's red sleeves were swaying, blood-like bright red, and there were a few low sobs from time to time.
With thousands of ardors on his back, Zhou Jun left the city gate and drifted away.
"Changde, you go first with your troops."
The general suddenly said something.
His gaze swept over the soldier at the lower right.
"Boss, what's the matter?" Yang Changde, one of the accompanying deputy soldiers, pretended not to know, "Could it be that something abnormal was found?"
He wanted to tease the boss, but unexpectedly, this guy was so stubborn that he didn't understand what he was teasing at all. Instead, he gritted his teeth and said, "She's really gone against the sky, she's really courageous! This woman won't fight for three days." Just go to the house to reveal the tiles!"
Yang Changde's mouth twitched.
Boss, is your role reversed
I don't know which family's thing is in front of my sister-in-law, who has changed from a big worm to a kitten!
"Hurry up, you take people away!"
That unreliable thing is urging again.
Come on, forget your friends!
Yang Changde rolled his eyes, took the flag in his hand, and the whole army followed him and continued to advance.
The general bent down and quickly picked up the little soldier hiding in the crowd. Amidst the speculations of the crowd, the black horse under the general's crotch turned directly to the dense grove next to him.
"General! General, what are you doing?"
The soldier lowered his voice and shouted in panic.
"Hmph, you bitch, you still want to lie to me with just this little trick! Save yourself!" His big palm like a cattail fan easily lifted off the soldier's helmet, perhaps because he was too strong, even the turban wrapped around his hair was covered. When it was pulled up, three thousand black threads scattered down in an instant.
"Oh, it hurts!"
Lin Lang, whose scalp ached from being pulled, hit the man's chest hard with her elbow.
The other party was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, as if nothing had happened, but when he heard Lin Lang screaming in pain, he quickly asked, "It hurts? Where does it hurt? Can I rub it for you?"
"Everywhere hurts! Why don't the general rub my concubine's heart first?"
Linlang successfully blocked all his words with one sentence.
The general blushed up to his neck in an instant, and stammered, "Nonsense, nonsense! The enemy is in front of us, don't allow beauty to seduce you!"
The lady stared back at him.
"So what's the matter with the temptation? You are an imposing general, don't you have any extraordinary willpower?"
The stupid big man scratched his head, thought about her question seriously, and answered honestly, "It used to be, but after I had a wife, it just, like, it didn't work."
Lin Lang rolled her eyes, "In that case, return the helmet to me."
Faced with some kind of principled question, the man's head turned very fast, "No, this is for you, and you are about to rebel. Do you think fighting is fun? It is about killing people! You are such a small , it’s not enough for other people’s teeth!”
"The general doesn't want to listen to my concubine's words, does he?"
"I can follow you in everything else, but not this one, absolutely not!" Seeing that the soft words didn't make sense, the man's face darkened, "Do you think I'm easy to bully, so I just climbed on my head and said-"
"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, stop, it's wrong!"
"Who's wrong?"
"Lao Tzu, I was wrong!"
"Who is easy to bully?"
"I'm easy to bully, the number one in the world is easy to bully, madam, please stop twisting!"
Madame mercifully let go.
The general covered his red ears and could only draw a small circle in his heart to curse her aggrieved.
Madame has been getting more and more violent lately.
That is to say, he is thick-skinned and durable.
If it was a weak chicken, wouldn't it belch a few times
Thinking of it this way, he felt elated again.
He and his wife are indeed a match made in heaven.
Isn't there a saying that says, what kind of pot matches what kind of lid!
Hey, it's not that he is boasting about himself. With a knowledgeable wife, he feels that he exudes the breath of a scholar every time!
"Then general...will his family members accompany him?"
She drooped her neck, rarely revealing a delicate side.
Zhao Chenggang licked his lips, carefully placed his hands on her waist, and slowly tightened them.
This man's waist was too slender, and he was afraid it would break if he touched it.
Since the husband and wife were honest, their relationship has grown by leaps and bounds. In just one month of preparing for the military salary, he successfully completed the historic and major change of pulling his little hands to his waist, and he was so satisfied that he could no longer be satisfied.
Madam's hair was fragrant, and her skin was soft, and when she read those tongue-twisting articles, her voice was terribly pleasant, and he finally didn't doze off, even though he was busy staring at people.
"...not allowed."
"Huh? You want to be beaten again?"
"Cough, no, ma'am, listen to me." The general hurried to save his life, "Think about it, if you go to the border with me, who will take care of the general's mansion? Also, that big fat dog Who will take care of the goose meat? It’s hard to raise it so white and fat, what if it loses weight because of missing his wife, sad too much? Such a good food is provided for it, and it doesn’t grow meat. Isn't it a big loss?"
"The left and right are just a goose. Are you as good as you? You are useless."
When talking about "no prospect", Madam's slender fingers habitually poked the general's forehead.
The man smiled silly, "Hey."
He, Zhao Chenggang, is not worthless.
That fat goose has eaten so much food in his general's mansion, so it's time to contribute his goose birth to his lifelong happiness.
He heard it from San'er, saying that people need goose gifts to get married, and the meaning is too profound for him to understand, but the only thing the general knows is that as long as he has a goose in his hand , he can be a real husband and wife with his wife!
It's that boat, what is it
Oh yes!
It is a couple who have been in the same boat for a hundred years and slept on the same mat for a thousand years!
Just wait for him to come back.
Come back in style!