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"What are you looking at me for? Did you say something wrong?"
Shimen Yizhihua raised his eyebrows in doubt, thought of something, and added, "If you are wrong, you can refute me."
He looked serious, without a trace of falsehood.
That's what's most annoying.
The fat elder spit out blood again, his breath was weak, and he clutched his chest, as if he was about to die, "You, you, why are you so vicious at such a young age..."
Junior brother Yu Wuxue has long been used to sixth senior brother having convulsions, convulsions and epilepsy from time to time, so he ignored him and went to the inner room.
"Senior brother, look at this brat, he exposes my scars all day long, he doesn't respect the old and love the young at all! You should take care of him!"
The fat elder had no choice but to cry and complain to his thigh.
The deputy head, who is dressed in an unearthly temperament, is lifting the corner of his blue robe, sitting in a gentle and elegant manner at the dining table full of side dishes, glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and saw a chubby evil hand hesitating, circling back and forth, and finally Stretched out to his roasted pig's trotters.
It's worth it.
He squinted.
"Crack! Clap clap clap clap—"
"Hey, hello! It hurts, brother, please forgive me!"
"Disrespecting the head of the sect, and being impetuous, I will punish you to face the wall and think for half an hour. Do it now, go."
The deputy head was calm and calm, and gracefully returned the pig's trotters to his job, and was immediately satisfied.
The fat elder looked at the red mark on the back of his hand, and screamed even more miserable. It's okay for the little one to bully him, but the big one doesn't hurt him for a pig's hoof. Is there any law of heaven or king's law? But after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he couldn't beat the two, and maybe he would get a fat beating, which would be even more inhumane.
As a last resort, the fat elder had no choice but to succumb to the lustful power with tears in his eyes, and honestly went to a wall to reflect.
He thought to himself, hmph, brother, just wait, he can eat so much, sooner or later he will have a round belly like him, and when the time comes, he will be fat and big ears, let's see if those female cultivators dare to show their courtesy! As for the little brat boy, since he has practiced the Wuxin swordsmanship of his sect, if he has no desires or desires, the little monk will become an old monk sooner or later.
"Shua—"
A flash of sharp snow flashed.
The fat elder shivered, his legs were a little soft, "Calm down, brother, I swear to the heavens that I never said anything bad about you! Really, look at my sincere eyes!"
Sometimes he felt that his junior and junior were terrifying, and his double pupils seemed to be able to read people's hearts.
The younger brother polished the sword meticulously, without raising his head, "Open your eyes wider, they are too small for me to see."
Fat Elder: "..."
The brat can talk nonsense! How do you know if my eyes are wide open without even looking? Don't discriminate against small eyes like this!
Seeing the younger brother put the sword into the sheath neatly, get up and go out, the fat elder hurriedly shouted, "Where are you going, younger brother?"
This place is full of ghosts, the flowers of their teachers are white, thin and tall, what if they are caught as female ghosts and serve meals
The fat elder cursed, and quickly received a wave of cold eyes from the other party, and he immediately shut up. They almost forgot that their junior brother is not only a flower of Gaoling that everyone loves, but also a loveless person who sees Buddhas and Buddhas, sees ghosts and ghosts. Forget it, he'd better worry about ghosts.
Unexpectedly, Brother Fat's prediction came true, and Yu Wuxue ran into a female ghost as soon as she went out.
Still a ghost.
The whole body of this female ghost was covered in thick black fog, and a pair of exquisite jade feet were exposed in the mid-air. The bones and ankles were extremely slender, the flesh was as crystal clear as snow, and the light blue blood vessels were like mysterious lines, reflected against the square lanterns on the eaves. Next, it makes people daydream endlessly.
"Step aside."
There was no trace of superfluous expression on his face, and he was as indifferent as an iceberg, "If you don't want to die on your own territory."
"A disciple born in the Holy Land of the Immortal Sect, is he going to put someone to death at every turn?"
Yangui's laughter came from the deep fog, languid and confusing.
Yu Wuxue stopped talking, and with a flick of her wrist, she unsheathed the long sword in her sleeve, and faced the cloud of black mist.
"Oh, I haven't finished talking yet, why are you messing around?" Yan Gui covered his mouth and chuckled, raised the red silk to wrap around his magic weapon, and said coquettishly, "However, I just like it." You are such a bloody little devil. Here, I caught your baby, and I will return it to you after calling my sister, how about it?"
With a bang, the red silk was torn apart and twisted into patches of red snow, and the surrounding light seemed to be a little brighter.
"You rough brat, just speak well when you speak, what are you doing tearing people's clothes? Do you pay for it?"
Before the words were finished, Yu Wuxue's chest was slightly cold, and she didn't know when she wrapped her hands around a pair of women. The flamboyant ghost sneaked up behind him, and boldly hugged his shoulders, poked his soft and boneless hands into the depths of his clothes, and said with a teasing smile, "Okay, don't be so cold, my sister doesn't want you to pay, and I don't make things difficult for you." , obediently hand over your Luoshu of Jianmen, and my sister promises that I will not hurt you. Otherwise... "
She leaned on his shoulder, breathing softly.
"This night, you will never forget it."
It was clearly a threat, but her tone was charming, and she became charming for no reason.
"Unforgettable?"
Yu Wuxue said indifferently, "I'm afraid not necessarily."
He suddenly stretched out his hand and folded it towards her elbow. The other party sensed his intention first, and slid away like a snake.
There is a warm emerald ring in the palm.
The gorgeous ghost giggled and said, "Little ghost, look, you are really tempted by sister ghost, aren't you? This little thing is the unique blue silk bracelet of my demon sect, which means that three thousand blue silk can be held by the king, and from then on Huang Quan, you only have one person's heart. Now, since you dare to take it, we are no longer enemies, remember, you have to be responsible to your sister."
As she spoke, she tiptoed and disappeared into the night in a red dress.
It was like a shadow, as if it had never been here.
Yu Wuxue frowned, but still took the emerald ring back.
The fat elder had just faced the wall and thought about it, when he suddenly saw the gadget in his junior brother's hand, his face suddenly became strange, "Junior brother, don't scare senior brother, senior brother is timid."
Isn't it true that you have settled your daughter-in-law so quickly
But according to the rules of the master's school, once you enter the Wuxin swordsmanship, you must not be contaminated by the way of desire.
If the old master knew that his favorite flower in Jianmen had been picked right under their noses, and that the target was the Demon Sect girl who likes to destroy flowers the most, he would probably be pissed to death! And before the master died of anger, he should have slapped their incompetent brothers into very crunchy pickled cucumbers.
The fat elder felt cold after thinking about it, so he simply said, "Junior brother, I think, women are definitely not as fun as swords! Think about it, she is delicate and weak, and she can't stand falling. Whenever you lose your temper, she will crackle with you." It’s like setting off firecrackers for the New Year in the world, the battle is bigger than you, and you will die or live at every turn!”
"If you want to coax her well, well, the property you have worked so hard to save will be wiped out overnight, and you will all buy her some frivolous dresses and jewelry! You said we married a wife What are you trying to figure out, it’s offering a big Buddha, donating sesame oil every day, you can’t even get it back, it’s not a good deal, why bother! Do you think so, brother?”
The deputy head nodded.
The fat elder was happy, and he couldn't help puffing out his chest with a little pride. This was the first time that the senior brother agreed with his approach!
The deputy head took a sip of tea, and said slowly, "However, Wu An, if someone in the Buddhist sect hears your rude words, you will suffer from being unrestrained, and you will be fined for two months." You are not allowed to drink, are you convinced?"
Fat Elder: "..."
No, Fat Ben is not convinced!
Why do you have to suffer retribution for doing good deeds! ! !
The deputy head didn't pay attention to the mourning from the fat junior brother's small eyes—in fact, he couldn't see it, so he turned his head and asked his little junior brother gently, "Wuxue, tell me carefully, how did you get this blue silk?" bracelet? But who did you meet?"
Yu Wuxue didn't hide anything, she made it clear.
"A woman who can't see her face clearly? The strength is higher than yours?" The deputy head stroked his chin, thoughtful, "You are now the king of the fairy king, and you have a dharma realm in your hands. Looking at the entire Youyu, you can rival you The number of opponents is only two hands, but if the opponent is a woman, there is only one person."
The fat elder insisted on squeezing in between the two of them, and quickly interjected, "What's the matter, that little lover who is so powerful and wants to raise a fairy sect? She doesn't even look at how expensive a flower is in our sect, is it?" Can Youyu afford her? A mere bracelet just wants to tie someone down, and it’s not as precious as the sword of the younger brother, heh heh, dreaming!"
Now that the world of self-cultivation is open, the affair between a man and a woman is no longer a taboo topic. It is quite normal for a female supreme to have a few faces around her.
Two death rays silently stared at the person.
It seems to be thinking about how to cook this 300-jin lump of meat to be tasty enough.
The fat elder with a chill all over his body: "..."
Alright, brother, you don't have to think about it anymore, why don't I obediently face the wall, brother!
The fat elder was about to find a wall to continue facing the wall, as if he remembered something big.
He turned his head and took his junior brother's little hand, and imparted his experience earnestly, "And junior brother, think about it carefully, this place is haunted by ghosts, it's cold and gloomy, and you run into ghosts from time to time when you walk on the road, and you can't live here forever after you get married. Why are you having nightmares every day?" Do you want to do it?"
"You have to know that once a man gets married, he will age quickly. You don't know those elders in Jianmen. When you were young, you had thick, long hair and a peerless beauty. Now, it's almost gone, and you're being controlled by little bastards." Calling Bald Donkey, you say it’s miserable or not! Brother dare to swear, this is definitely forced by their mother-in-law! Brother, we still have to think carefully, men can’t let it go in this short life!”
"Brother, if you think too much, I won't marry."
The younger brother responded resoundingly.
The fat elder excitedly squeezed the little paw of his junior brother, with tears in his eyes.
"Okay, have the backbone! Whether we can end the humiliating history of our Jianmen upside-down gate depends on you, junior brother!!!"
Deputy head: "..."
This is the worst time that Jianmen has been hacked by his own family in history.