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"Oh, let me go, I can finally leave this ghost place!"
The fat elder of Jianmen was packing his luggage while thinking, "If I don't leave, I will lose all my hair and become brothers with the bald donkey! I am scared by these ghosts every day, and I don't know where they come from. Forget it, the last hut will follow, and they don’t need to excrete, what’s so interesting! Do you want to learn how the sword fairy squats in the pit?”
The deputy head passed by with a stack of crispy candies, lifted the corner of his robe without looking sideways, and kicked his fat junior gracefully.
"Senior brother, you bullied me again!"
The fat elder rubbed his butt aggrieved, "I knew it, I'm definitely not your real junior. Master doesn't love seniors, doesn't love seniors, and respects the old and the young. What's the point of living this day?"
The deputy head said oh, and rubbed his chin, "It's strange to say, recently my mustard seed Xumi has been patronized by thieves one after another, two pots of Taoyuanmeng were missing for no reason the day before yesterday, and three bottles of heavenly sleep were lost yesterday, Sixth Junior Brother , Why do you think this thief who loves to steal wine is so familiar?"
The fat elder coughed violently, shifting the flames of war with a wink, "Brother, you see we are about to leave Youyu, but we haven't had a chance to say thank you to Youhou, how can you say that the extremely dark snake of Youhou is solved The urgent need of our junior brother and the sect, is it not good to leave like this?"
The Master of Tsing Yi Sect thinks about it too. Jianmen pays attention to karma and fate, and never takes advantage of others, so he recruits the younger brother who is dazed every day when he wipes his sword, and explains to him a scroll, "This scroll is a picture of a female demon, which can summon souls. Presumably, you have something to learn from Youhou's Heavenly Demon skills, and you will give it to her."
It was originally a gift of one gift and one return, which was perfectly normal, but beside the cold senior brother, there was a guy who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he couldn't help but interjected, "Is this betrothal gift too shabby?" ? It doesn’t show the golden splendor of our Jianmen!”
The deputy head raised his eyebrows, "Don't you know that our Jianmen has always raised a poor swordsman with a breeze in his sleeves and a bright moon in his arms?"
Fat Elder: "..."
If you are poor, you will be poor. What else do you want to do? It sounds good but can't be eaten!
"So, Junior Brother, can you explain how you got the three hundred catties of meat?"
The senior brother who has a breeze in his sleeves and a bright moon in his arms is half a smile.
The fat elder was crying, senior brother, you stabbed too hard, you don't pay attention to the affection of your relatives and brothers at all! Sure enough, he is the one picked up by the master!
The vice-head is used to ignoring the convulsions and epilepsy of his junior brother, turned his head and said gently to his junior brother, "When the time is right, you can send this over, even if it doesn't represent Jianmen, it's your heart. If there is an order in the future, as long as it does not violate the teacher's discipline/commandment and morality, I will do my best to help."
Yu Wuxue nodded and put it in her sleeve.
After many days, many sects once again saw the glamorous queen who fascinated people with just a few words in the Chonghua Palace.
Today she took off her red dress, instead she was dressed in purple, with jade bones and icy muscles, and a face like Wodan, walking slowly by the side of the emperor, with the jade ring ringing around her waist. There was a smile in those eyes full of spring mountains and blue waves, which reflected the faces of the people present.
Emperor You stepped forward without a trace.
Everyone woke up like a dream, and their faces were a little embarrassed.
Only the wise old gods of Buddhism are there, and they are not moved by beauty.
"I don't like the atmosphere of parting at all, it's too desolate and hurtful." Lin Lang said softly, and everyone dared not interrupt, they all listened with bated breath, "How about this, it's rare for the heroes of the Holy Land to gather together. The sword intent should be practiced lively for everyone."
A scorching clear light gushed out from Youhou's palm, making her face as white as jade, and her pair of red phoenix eyes became more and more eager.
"It depends on who is lucky enough to win it and become its new owner."
She was full of smiles, but her words were sinister. Just one word "Duo" caused a bloodbath.
Before the words were finished, Lin Lang threw it casually, and the ball of clear light suddenly broke away from the beauty's catkin, and rushed in the air.
Some people were still in a daze, unable to react, and even a little confused. How could this Queen You be so generous, that she could just give away a saber intent? People who can condense sword intent, looking at the prehistoric times, there are only a few people left on the list.
"This is the final words left by the Chaos Emperor on the stele before his death." Lin Lang seemed to glance at the Buddhist monks, his voice bewitching people's minds, "If you can't bear the violent impact, please do what you can. Don't risk your life."
The persuasion was just right, and the merciful monks fell silent for a moment, and could only watch helplessly as those stalking monks plotted against fellow monks for this treasure.
"Amitabha."
All are fate.
The old monk in the red cassock sighed, twiddled the beads and stopped talking. On the other hand, those young people felt that Queen You was indeed a femme fatale, and that the Ancient Kingdom Alliance had finally been established, and that she fought openly and covertly, which directly inspired the dark side of the monks. They condemned the woman with their eyes, but they saw her stretching her hand and stroking her eyebrows with Chun Cong's fingertips, charming and affectionate.
So my heart skipped a beat, and I didn't dare to look any more.
Jianmen did not make a move from beginning to end.
The fat elder likes to be lively the most, but the solemn rules of Jianmen don’t allow him to join in the fun, so he stood aside boredly, and teased his junior brother by the way. It seems to be quite concerned! The fat elder was still staring at his junior brother's face while transmitting the sound, thinking about how to make it grow flowers.
This kid is obviously very young, but he doesn't look like a young man. He is lifeless and has entered old age early. All day long, he has an expressionless, world-weary coffin face, which makes him panic when he sees it.
Yu Wuxue's brows and eyes were indifferent, "It's none of my business." '
The fat elder didn't give up, "Why is it none of your business? She is too unpromising, and she has taken a fancy to you first, and the blue silk bracelet has been given to you as a token of love. How can she start with others?" Hey, how lucky women are in this world, junior brother, you are so pitiful! '
The younger brother still ignored him.
'However, if I were the senior brother, I would definitely choose that brat too. Fat Chang said honestly, "Hey, did you see, that kid is very popular among the rouge fairs, with a good background, good looks, sweet mouth, and the best way to please girls!" No one is a fool, sleeping with a cold ice cube, don't you think? '
The woman in the distance frowned, smiling at the young man in the middle of the courtyard, who seemed to have a kind of endless pampering.
Yu Wuxue lowered her thin and long eyebrows.
'Junior brother, you don't look very well, are you angry? ' the fat elder asked cautiously. He has thrived in Jianmen for so many years, and he can raise three hundred catties of oil and water among a group of skinny senior brothers, all thanks to his ability to observe words and expressions.
'No. The younger brother pursed his thin lips, "I was born like this, can't I?" '
What's there to be angry about
Who does she like, who doesn't like, does it have anything to do with him
Besides, she is a woman from the Demon Sect, and she has always run counter to the righteous way of his Sword Sect. Even if it is for the sake of the ancient Taiping Kingdom, it is only temporary. After this matter is over, after she becomes hers, he cultivates his immortality, each has nothing to do with it.
Just as he was thinking, a cry erupted in front of him.
It was actually a rookie of the human race who came out on top and captured the Chaos Emperor's saber intent in one fell swoop. That ray of brilliance was pressed in his palm, and a destructive aura flowed from his fingers. An elder of the Scarlet Blood Sect in a red robe stared angrily, wanting to grab it abruptly.
The young man was attacked by him, and he spat out a mouthful of blood unexpectedly, his breath was extremely weak.
The human race wanted to help him out of danger, but unexpectedly, he was immediately surrounded by the rest of the elders of the Scarlet Blood Sect, unable to spare him.
The old man drooped his eyelids, "Hand it over, the old man will spare you."
Momen's style has always been clean and tidy, without humility at all.
The teenager raised his hand, and his thumb brushed the corner of his blood-stained lips.
His lips moved slightly.
The old man frowned, "What did you say?"
"I said, go and make your spring and autumn dream, old man—"
He struck first, the blade pierced through the void, and layers of shadows struck the sky and covered the sky.
"Shuzi is rampant!"
The old man shouted loudly, red lotus flames gushed out from his palms, and everyone around shouted incessantly. The first thought was, "This rookie legend of the human race is about to die!"
A scorching wave of fire lay in his sight, trapping him in many desperate situations.
"Zizizi—"
The teenager smelled the smell of barbecue on his body.
Guo Wu didn't expect this old man to be so shameless that he could bully the small in front of everyone. But thinking about the behavior of the magic gate, it seems not surprising. The "friendliness" of the past few days made them lower their vigilance, and they really thought that the demons were vegetarians.
Just like that woman, she has a face that seduces the world, but her heart is as black as ink.
"Okay, now that the winner is out, let's stop here."
Unbelievably, it was this woman who saved him.
That soft and flattering voice calmed down the bloody sea of the Red Blood Demon in an instant, and everyone saw her raising her hand and folding the incense fan, her flowing movements revealed a graceful style, "Please calm down, my lord, Around the three-point world of Fengdu."
Seeing the hostess interfering, the Red Blood Sect knew that it would be impossible to take it back, and secretly thought, after leaving the Youyu, sooner or later, this kid will be cramped!
Under the turbulent dark waves, all sects departed from the sea of darkness in Youyu in a small boat as they did when they came.
The fat elder is still the one doing coolie rowing, because the deputy head brother has ten thousand reasons to persuade him to lose weight healthy and so on.
He always felt that his senior brother was jealous of his happiness, always trying to torment his happiness, it was so insidious! ! !
Suddenly, the fat elder remembered a very important thing.
"Junior Brother, did you forget to give the 'betrothal gift' to that person?"
In fact, the fat elder didn't expect anything to happen between the two at all. After all, the woman was already married, and the younger brother was obsessed with swordsmanship, so there was no way they could get together. It's just that he's used to being cheap, and he can't help but want to play tricks on Junior Brother Gao Leng. For example, Fat Elder usually likes to match up some female cultivators from Jianmen or girls he meets on the road with his junior brother, although the latter always has a standard dead face with a disillusioned and calm heart.
"What?"
The younger brother stood in front of the small boat, with fluttering robes, like an exiled immortal riding the wind.
"I said, did you not give the picture of the female demon to Queen You—"
Brother Fat raised his voice.
"Um?"
The younger brother turned his head, the tails of his eyes were long and narrow, and he narrowed his eyes slightly.
At this moment, the fat elder blissfully said, "Aha senior brother, you know, junior brother, you must be jealous, you are jealous of Queen You protecting that Guo Wu, that's why you—"
"Boom!"
As soon as the butt hurts, the water splashes everywhere.
"Who the hell kicks the asshole? I don't know how to suck water! Help!!!"
A scabbard stretched out in front of him.
The fat elder looked up, and burst into tears immediately, without taking a breath, "Senior Brother, I knew you were the best for Senior Brother! Don't worry, Senior Brother will never laugh at you for being small-bellied, narrow-minded and jealous. In a fit of anger, you took back the daughter-in-law. Although you are stingy, you are very particular about the relationship between brothers and sisters. I don’t know how many times better than the senior brother who will not save you..."
The scabbard was raised.
With a slap, without leaning to one side or another, the fat elder's head protruding from the water was suppressed.
The deputy head smiled and admired the frightened face of his junior brother.
"Well, say it again? How is this seat?"
"Senior Brother, I made a mistake, please forgive me, Senior Brother, please save me—"
"I won't help."
The younger brother is extremely cold-blooded.
As the sleeves fluttered, his fingertips brushed over the 'betrothal gift' that had not yet been delivered.
What's wrong with him being small-minded and narrow-minded, is he still breaking the law