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"chi chi—"
The collapse of time and space continues.
Venus raised his hands in the air, maintaining a kissing posture.
After a long time, he held back his hand.
Fingertips trembled slightly.
"Am I getting stupid?"
The beautiful boy muttered to himself, with a hint of confusion in his eyes.
"It's not that I've become stupid, it's that I've become hopelessly stupid!"
A little golden snake came out of the sleeve of the god, held its head high, and sneered coldly, "If Aphrodite knows that you have used forbidden techniques to speed up time and space for a human woman, do you think she will be happy about it? Is your son finally enlightened?"
God's arrogance and selfishness are innate, so it doesn't understand, what charm does that human girl have, so that a cold-blooded god is willing to give up her long-standing principles for her
Naturally, the forbidden technique cannot be activated in a day, and the gods arranged it for six years.
The one hundred and nine gates of time and space are all made of divine bones and guided by divine blood, giving everything a god can have.
The golden snake sneered, when did the gods learn the hypocrisy of human beings, and lied to the woman, saying that he built the gate of time and space by emptying out the points.
It's all bullshit.
The virtual points created by humans are not so against the sky.
Otherwise, God would have crossed time and space long ago and returned to the position of God.
At that time, there was a male missionary who couldn't help but fell in love with Aphrodite. He used the system to show his "extraordinary ability" everywhere, so that the son of his sweetheart discovered the clue.
In the God family, the God of Cupid's reputation is not very good, except for a young and beautiful face that can be used by both men and women, the rest are all shortcomings.
The most arrogant look.
worst character.
He often takes pleasure in playing tricks on the gods, even the aloof fathers and gods cannot escape his evil hands, let alone brothers and sisters of the same level, they have to avoid this kid when they see him, for fear that they will accidentally fall into an unpredictable trap , Isn't Apollo, who lost his love, a living and tragic example
Eros discovered the true identity of the tasker, and the other party was naturally going to be unlucky.
This unlucky guy not only failed to catch up with the goddess in his heart, but was also deprived of his original status as a deity and expelled from the valley of the gods.
To make matters worse, the only system he relied on couldn't bear the "temptation" and even hugged the culprit's golden thigh, which caused him to lose his qualifications as a tasker at the same time, and could only wait to die in the realm of the gods.
Cupid replaced him and quietly became the new owner of the No. 19 system.
He was too lazy to choose a name, so he continued to use the original owner's name, Bai Feixiao.
Tasker No. 19 had mediocre results in the past, mainly because he was arrogant and often couldn't control his lower body, resulting in a high rate of mission failures. After Cupid came, everything was different. He was a natural god, possessed unparalleled affinity, and extraordinary vision and skills. He quickly replaced the No. 23 top tasker in the male main department and became one of the big bosses.
Due to the high rate of task completion, the name of cheating spread like wildfire.
Jin Snake has been with him for many years, and he has seen many magnificent men and women, but God is not moved by them at all.
Except for Elizabeth that time.
Or, this female tasker named Lin Lang.
In Jin Snake's view, this relationship between man and god is too complicated and weird.
The sweet plot between them is obviously pitiful, but negative emotions such as conflict, suspicion, jealousy, and betrayal prevail. However, just like that, God still plunged into it, lost his former calm wisdom, and appeared stupid and stubborn.
He didn't hesitate to sacrifice himself to fulfill her!
It swears by the dryness of human beings, it has never seen such a stupid god!
"You are secretly scolding me." Venus said suddenly, with a very firm tone.
"No." The golden snake turned its head.
"Then why did you get into my sleeve and refuse to come out?" The beautiful boy looked down at it, giggling, "You must be guilty."
Golden Snake: "..."
It's angry.
Very very angry.
Its godly head is convulsed, and it is allowed to curse secretly for a woman
The golden snake jumped out from God's sleeve with a chirp, and jumped to the ground nimbly.
With its back facing God, with its head held high and its small body upright, it gracefully walks among the ruins and rubble.
He didn't look back, he was very chic.
God, don't try to coax it easily this time!
After a period of "observation and study", Jin Snake learned profoundly and rudely from the bad woman what it means to be confident and fearless and what it means to bully God with power.
It felt that it was time for God to understand its own importance!
It's going to... run away from home!
"Okay, don't be angry." God really said helplessly, "Why do you have the same temper as her? It's just nonsense."
Golden Snake: "..."
Has this arrogant deity selectively lost his memory of his bad past
However, Jin Snake was still in a daze when he heard the unconsciously doting tone.
God seems to have changed.
From a playful child to a slightly gentle and mature man.
In the past, when the god saw it throwing a temper like this, he would probably give it a sideways glance, and occasionally respond with cynicism.
Although he is in charge of love, he has no delicate emotions and never cares about other people's thoughts.
"Okay, if you don't have it, you don't have it. Be good, come back, let me hug you."
Golden Snake: "..."
No, it's a male snake and not a female snake.
The little male snake was disgusted by the sudden "gentleness" of God, and he flicked his tail, like an arrow off the string, and quickly escaped from the pervert's sight.
It's all planned, and you must avoid God during this time!
I heard that after human males lose their partners, there will be some popular "substitute plots". Jin Snake thought about God's recent sudden change of style, and from time to time pressed the woman to kiss in various scenes, and there were endless love stories every day... God damn it, I'm so tired of a snake, this slimy feeling is too scary No, it's better to run away quickly.
After the golden snake slipped away, something was wrong.
Why hasn’t God followed up
They forcibly opened the gate of time and space before, which is equivalent to tampering with the law of time. This place is already a disordered chaos. If they stay for too long, they may be swallowed by the surrounding time and space vortex. God is now seriously injured, let alone stay in such a dangerous place.
The golden snake scratched its head with its tail, oh yes, God seems to be a road idiot.
It jumped back quickly.
The god was still standing there, with long silver hair snaking to the ground, looking sideways at the direction Lin Lang was leaving, like a "wife-looking stone" as human beings described it.
The golden snake rolled its eyes, bit the hem of his clothes, and pulled it forward, signaling to leave immediately, they couldn't delay too long.
"Cheap."
The beautiful boy called it a nickname.
The golden snake exploded instantly, "It's an arrow, not a cheap one!"
The body of the golden snake is not a real snake body, but the bow and arrow of Cupid. Since God became a tasker, he was very keen on doing things with strength, so naturally he didn't need the arrow of love.
"Well, more or less."
"A lot worse!!!"
Don't think it doesn't mix with the human circle! ! !
The god smiled and squatted down, stroking the golden snake's head amiably.
The little male snake backed up a few steps like getting an electric shock, his eyes were full of vigilance.
Usually when God puts on such a look, nothing good must happen!
"Oh my bitch," God said in a grandiose aria, "you are so capable, so hardworking, so..."
"speak English."
God follows kindness, "Baby, I want to eat meat. I was too emotional just now, and my physical strength was exhausted. Now I am hungry, and I can't walk at all. Why don't you give me a roast dragon? Cumin flavor kind of."
Jin Snake looked like you're fucking kidding me.
This dark world, where does it go to carry the dragon back for him
But God is unreasonable. Once you reason with him, 90% of the chances will be turned against you, and the remaining 10%... He is smiling and thinking of bad ideas!
The golden snake was used to God's intermittent convulsions, and said calmly, "It is said that your little lover is from the east, and dragons mean a lot to them..."
God immediately changed his words, "Then roast the birds, they all fly anyway and have wings."
Golden Snake: "..."
Will you die if you are more determined
The golden snake, full of depression, had no choice but to go a little farther, and caught the bird for God. It scratched and murmured. It really is the most capricious and unreasonable god in history. In the storm of time and space, it actually wants to eat roasted birds, relying on his continuous divine power
The Golden Snake's tail curled up a few caught birds and hurried back.
There is no trace of God in the ruins.
With a few flutters, the bird in the snake's tail flew away.
The golden snake quickly explored the surroundings.
It found God in a frozen place, its brows were covered with a thick layer of frost, and the color of its lips became thinner. He leaned against an ice rock, his breath exhausted to the extreme.
"God, what's wrong with you?"
The golden snake was astonished.
"Cough...it's nothing, it's just a little weak." God smiled at it, "Where's my roast bird? Did you steal it?"
The god's face was too pale, the golden snake hesitated, stood for a while, and wrapped itself around the boy's wrist.
"Your godhead...how is it broken? No, it was taken away?!" The golden snake screamed, "Who did it!!! Which bastard?"
Each god has a unique godhead, which is not only a symbol of the status of the god, but also the continuation of the endless life.
The day when the godhead is destroyed is the time when the gods die!
"The bastard did it himself." God unexpectedly admitted it frankly.
The golden snake was dumbfounded.
After blocking time and space, he cursed Lin Lang again.
Those who love her will hate her.
The people she loves will also leave her.
In the end no one loves her.
Like a bouquet of flowers that are in bloom, they wither before they bloom.
He originally thought so.
It's just that he forgot, forgot to count himself in.
God's curse has never been justified.
Unless, the caster kills himself.
"You, how could you do this!" Golden Snake was furious, "Human beings are not worth your sacrifice!"
The chaotic scene was reflected in the distracted pupils, and he was confused, "Yeah, why should I..."
Why do you want to do this
Not appropriate.
He didn't even let her know, he smelted the godhead into wedding candy and coaxed her to eat it.
"Bitch, tell me, if I wasn't a god, would it, would it be better?" God said a word without thinking.
"What are you talking about!" Golden Snake interrupted him roughly, "You were born as a god, this is your greatest glory! Just wait, I will break the barrier of time and space right now, and let her come back!"
In an instant, the light shines brightly.
The golden snake turned into a crescent moon bow and arrows, filled with hundreds of light arrows.
God didn't stop it.
Half of his palm is almost transparent, like gold powder dissipating and sinking into the air.
Soon, his whole body will be like this, and when the golden light powder dissipates, he will no longer exist.
"I am not kidding."
God's murmur was inaudible.
It would be great if he was not a god, but just an ordinary tasker.
No conceit, no narrow-mindedness, no so many bad habits, falling in love like an ordinary person, maybe plain, but very fulfilling.
"Boom boom boom—"
The golden arrow shot towards the space-time barrier, and when it collided, it emitted a dazzling flame.
"Bitch...cough..."
Blood dripped from the corner of the boy's lips.
"… god!"
The golden bow and arrow trembled and screamed.
God no longer hears its call.
He thought of the magnificent clouds after sunset in the Valley of the Gods.
The Mother Goddess is playing heart songs in the clouds.
The little god on his lap would only mischievously press a button, disrupting the good rhythm.
The Mother God reprimanded him.
Little Venus didn't take it seriously, and said slyly that this deep and hoarse tone was not pleasant at all.
The mother god said, when you grow up and have a girl you like, you will know how to appreciate it.
God closed his eyes, and his eyelashes rested like butterflies.
Mother God, I've finally grown up and I'm not that bad boy who swayed after your ass.
I also have someone I like. She is good at everything, but she is a little crying and needs to be coaxed.
Mother God, what are you crying about
I'm happy, really.
I kid you not.