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Olympus is a city in the clouds, belonging to the gods of heaven and earth. It is tall and majestic, winding thousands of cities, shimmering in the sun, and bursting with strings, which has fascinated countless believers in the world.
In order to further bathe in the holy light of the gods, people often go through mountains and rivers to a narrow and quiet valley.
Although the valley is not big, it is very lush and lush. From time to time, a few milky-white fawns who are sleepy will bump into their feet. They are not afraid of strangers, they only open a pair of blank and clear deer eyes, and then use their short fluffy horns to rub against human legs intimately, as if they are talking to them intimately.
The vegetation that never decays, the lively and sensitive animals, this is the place where the gods live, and people have confirmed it in the pilgrimage over and over again.
On this day, the long-awaited believers heard the misty music from the clouds, and their expressions were extremely excited.
"It's God! It's God who has manifested!"
"Oh, what a music!"
People first praised it enthusiastically, and then couldn't wait to express their wishes, hoping to get a response from God.
"God, please cleanse my soul!"
"God, let the darkness stay away from now on!"
At first it was a very normal style of painting, and then it developed into—
"God, please bless my wife to be gentle, at least stop spanking her ass!"
"God, please bless my brother to get married as soon as possible!"
"God..."
"Ah-"
God sneezed.
"Mother God, what's wrong with you?"
The little boy in his arms poked his head out, his soft silver hair was carefully braided, and the ends of his hair just hung down to his shoulders, with a layer of curly curls slightly curled up. He was looking up at God, his slender neck was like a tender bud, as if he could break a child if he didn't pay attention.
With pink cheeks, short body, five or six years old appearance, delicate and small.
It is also because of this weak and deceitful appearance that the eleven main gods of Olympus were repeatedly deceived and suffered terribly.
To say that the only god this little devil has never played tricks on is his mother god.
His mother goddess is one of the twelve gods, Aphrodite, who was born in the foam of the ocean, has the most beautiful appearance and the most graceful figure, and is in charge of the love and marriage of gods and humans.
Little Eros looked curiously at the face of the Mother Goddess.
Every time she plays the piano in the Valley of the Gods, the Mother Goddess always shows an indescribable melancholy expression.
Can Lin Lang not feel sad
Who told her that she lost the bet to Ou Huangjunwan this time, she was unlucky, and she actually got a perfect incarnation of Greek mythology!
Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, is beautiful in every part of her body, and every strand of her hair reveals the aura of "peerless old lady".
In order to play the role of the heroine well, Lin Lang forced herself into a little fairy who only drank dew and clouds. Every time Linlang goes out, from body to mind, every cell and pore exudes a breath of resistance—who can call Eros multi-talented? From time to time, she has to play the piano, flute and dance a few fun little dances!
What's worse is that there are always goddesses who don't accept Lin Lang's title as the God of Love and Beauty. When they see her, they gesture hundreds of times from head to toe. It doesn't take three days and two nights. They still think it's unfair!
Especially Hera and Athena.
After the Golden Apple incident, the two goddesses of power had disagreed with her boss, and they always wanted to mess with her if they caught something.
Lin Lang wanted to die.
Of course, if that's all, Lin Lang feels that for her little sister, she can still be a thousand-year-old mung bean.
But this world is so fucked up!
None of the gods around her were normal—either on the way to be a stallion, or on the way to be a stallion to store food.
She is in heat every day, and the waves are so loud that she can't bear to look directly at her.
As a god, you don't have many lovers, and you are too embarrassed to socialize with others.
Lin Lang's appearance is unique, and she is the best among the gods, attracting a large number of suitors. Her brother is her servant, and Zeus, the father of the gods, once showed love to her under the stars.
Her integrity is at stake.
"well-"
Lin Lang sighed again.
She misses her sister Ouhuang, what fun is there for a group of men.
It's a pity that God's life is long, and she doesn't have enough points to squander at will, otherwise Lin Lang would have left this damned Gods plot long ago.
Why did the mother god sigh again
Is it because the believers have too many desires to annoy the mother god
Little Eros thought she was guessing, stretched out her soft white arms, and hugged the rose-colored fair neck of the Mother God, "Mother God, don't worry, my new weapon is ready, and I will use it in the future. Rose performs the duties of human love and marriage for you!"
The little guy thinks that the Mother Goddess is too benevolent. Every time he matches up with those lovers, he has to hesitate for a long time and always consider various factors.
Tsk, he doesn't.
Isn't love all crazy and blind
Of course, in front of his weak and kind Mother Goddess, Little Eros will never admit his little devil's thoughts that are about to move - how can a relationship that is too smooth be worth seeing! Not fun at all!
"Eros, how many times have I said, don't always bury your head in the mother's chest."
The other party raised a flawless arm like a snow shell, pinched the thin nape of the neck, and skillfully lifted the little guy away.
I saw the boy's small body slipping down the woman's silk-like long skirt.
"Snapped!"
The little butt knocked away a fluffy cloud.
The innocent cloud cried, it finally gathered into a ball of sweet cotton candy and said!
The little rascal!
"Ouch, my ass! It hurts from being hit by a cloud!"
Instead, Cupid splashed.
cloud:"… "
Bah, shameless!
Little Eros covered his face and pretended to cry, hey, why didn't he respond
The little guy spread his little fingers apart, showing a slit for his eyes, and secretly peeped at the mother god's reaction.
Well, his mother goddess didn't give him the slightest glance, she flicked her fingers and plucked the golden harp, as if time stood still.
It's so cold!
The little guy complained and complained in his heart, but he still stopped his sobbing and listened quietly to the mother god's performance.
The low tone is like weeping and complaining.
At some point, the little guy crept in quietly, and climbed onto her lap unusually tactfully.
Play with her hair.
The daily melancholy mother goddess still ignored him.
Little Eros rolled his eyes.
"Dum—"
"Papa—"
"Tat-tat-"
The evil little paws pressed indiscriminately.
"Eros, what are you doing?" The beautiful god lowered his face, "This is how the mother god taught you? When others are playing, can you interrupt at will?"
Little Cupid didn't take it seriously, and said slyly with a pink face, "But this kind of rough and hoarse music doesn't sound good at all!"
Lin Lang really wanted to say, you little kid knows nothing, the reason why my old lady plays so rough is to vent her anger!
Touching the little boy's clear silver eyes, Lin Lang touched what little conscience was left in her chest, and then thought of her inhuman, good and beautiful persona, smiled softly, and said slowly, "You're still young, so naturally you can't Understand the taste of this. When you grow up and have a girl you like, you will know how to appreciate it."
Little Eros blinked her eyes, her long eyelashes were like butterfly wings, fluffy and soft.
She looks innocent on the surface, but she is full of bad things behind her back.
Girls you like
Hey, it's impossible.
Those delicate and weak girls who love to cry... It's no fun to bully others.
In order to meet the "earning eyes" of the mother god, the playful little Eros pretended to be very serious and nodded, just like a chicken pecking rice, very cute.
When it comes to pretending to be cute, Little Cupid is a self-taught man in front of Lin Lang, which has caused countless goddesses in Olympus to feel heartbroken—why can't this beautiful little angel just smile obediently at them? They were much gentler and kinder than his cold and strict mother, at least they couldn't say harsh words to Eros's delicate face like a flower.
Lin Lang is not used to children, if Eros gets into trouble, she will never let her go lightly.
The strange thing is that Cupid became more and more attached to her.
The silver-haired boy lay softly on her arm, "Then mother god, when will Eros grow up?"
Linlang kept silent, and deliberately teased him, "Why, is my little Eros looking forward to growing up so much? Mother God remembers a few days ago, someone said that she wanted to be a little one forever. It’s good to be able to hold it.”
The little Eros pouted her berry-like red mouth, feeling extremely wronged, "But Apollo, that nasty big guy, he laughed at Eros as a child, so let Eros stop running around with a bow and arrow!"
Lin Lang reassured him, "He just likes to meddle in other people's business. You are my little love god, and you are not an ordinary human child. How can you be compared? Besides, your archery was taught by the mother god herself. Is it worse than his?"
A few short words brightened the little guy's mood again, his little face was flushed red, and his eyes were full of admiration.
With one hand on his cheek, the little Eros asked immaturely, "Mother God, what do you think Eros will look like when he grows up? Isn't he tall and has long hair—" the little guy pointed without shame. Pointing to his lower body, he spoke excitedly, "There is also a big one here, stronger than all the gods!"
"..."
Lin Lang stroked her forehead helplessly.
In this special age of the gods, sex/love and lust are open.
Even if he is a child with a mental state, Eros knows what he should understand and what he shouldn't understand.
"I guess so."
Lin Lang could only show him an old mother's loving smile.
Eros was happy, and asked her again and again, "Then when can I really grow up?"
This question is beyond the scope.
When Lin Lang crossed over, she was an adult Aphrodite, and the surrounding gods were basically in the same state.
There are not many exceptions in Olympos that don't grow up like Little Cupid—it should be said that in her observations, Little Cupid is the only special case.
According to the general development, the growth period of gods is actually very short, and some gods only blink from youth to youth.
So, Lin Lang didn't know how to deal with this matter.
But as an all-knowing and omnipotent old mother, can she show timidity in front of children
Of course it is impossible.
Lin Lang could only use her own set of coaxing tricks, and gently played with the little angel's silver braids.
"When the time comes, your body will wake up with a wonderful feeling. It will tell you clearly what you want."
Little Eros shook his head, bit his little finger, "I don't understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand." The Mother Goddess laughed softly, like a clear stream flowing through her heart, "Eros, you just need to follow your heart."
—Anyway, she was fooling around.
Eros hugged the mother god's arm, shook it again and again, as if he didn't feel satisfied, and rubbed her wrist several times with his little face.
He nodded heavily, "Well, Eros listens to the mother god!"
When Little Eros became obedient, not many people could resist his little angel aura.
It was rare for Linlang to let go, and was going to take him on a trip to the world.
Little Cupid was so excited that his voice was hoarse, "Are you really going to play with Eros?"
Lin Lang pinched his small pointed ears, "I said it all, playing is a reward, and there are conditions. Didn't you just say that you want to relieve the mother god and perform the duties of the mother god? If you do things well, the mother god will naturally promise you."
The little boy slapped the gem on his chest, "Mother God, don't worry, Eros must work hard!"
After a few days, Linlang ordered the goddess of timing to guard the palace, and then she took the little Cupid across the sea of clouds and arrived in the world.
The place where they landed was a wide and beautiful valley, close to a small city-state. Occasionally, they saw a few herbal pickers. Not far away was a fenced pasture, and the lively laughter of children could be heard from a distance, like a crisp golden bell.
Lin Lang held Eros's little hand and taught him the rules of the popular science world while walking.
It's a pity that this master is an ADHD patient, and he can't rest for a while. Usually, when he is walking, the little guy sticks his buttocks, catches the butterflies in front of him, and then comes back sweating profusely, offering treasures to her , "Mother God, look, this is a golden butterfly! It is as beautiful as your golden hair!"
Aphrodite is a beautiful blonde with blue eyes, and Eros is naturally fond of houses. Whenever she encounters anything with the same color as her hair and eyes, she will always show it to her with great interest.
Lin Lang tapped the edge of the butterfly's wing with her fingertips, and the gold powder surged with it, which was too beautiful to behold.
Butterflies fluttered around her wrist.
Eros slapped his little hands red, "The butterfly is beautiful! The mother goddess is even more beautiful!"
Lin Lang teased the little butterfly for a while before letting it fly.
"Okay, you've had enough rest, let's continue on our way, shall we?"
Little Eros is naturally from her.
He trotted all the way, smiling sweetly and crashing into the arms of the Great Cupid.
Lin Lang could only hug him up.
When passing by a stream, the little guy yelled again, and then carefully held up the mother goddess' snow-white skirt to keep the stream from getting wet.
Although this kind of trivial matter can be solved with a spell, Lin Lang still affirmed the love of the little Cupid, and smiled at him without hesitation.
During this warm time together, an untimely sound broke in.
"Moo—"
A low, hoarse animal call came from nearby, like the timbre of a bull.
The playful little Cupid's eyes lit up, and he rushed over.
Lin Lang stepped on the slippery cobblestones with her bare feet, and followed the little Cupid.
It was indeed a milky-white bull with shiny and snow-white fur, and its small horns were like works of art. There was a crescent-shaped silver birthmark embedded on its forehead, which looked beautiful and noble. This situation is as beautiful as an idyllic picture - if you ignore the bull's crotch/under the girl.
Oh, the goddamned mythical world.
The corner of Linlang's mouth twitched, and she quickly covered the eyes of the little Cupid.
"... Mother God?"
The little guy made a puzzled tone and raised it slightly.
Hearing the sound, the snow-white bull turned his head with a moo, surprise showing in his big light brown eyes.
It moved away from the girl's body, and with a flick of its hoof, it turned into a handsome, handsome white-haired boy.
"My dearest Aphrodite, what are you doing here? Did you come here specially to find me?"
Hearing the familiar voice, the little love god tore off the mother god's palm, this time Lin Lang did not refuse.
"Why are you?"
The little Eros showed a disgusted expression, and unceremoniously complained about this romantic and affectionate god king, "You are tired of flying in the sky, so you want to play underground instead? Your tastes are really changeable!"
The queen Hera was jealous, and repeatedly angered Zeus's little lover, forcing the man to make a bad move, turning into an animal to have sex with the beauties in the world.
Zeus was choked by him, couldn't help coughing a few times, touched his nose, but didn't reprimand him.
You must know that Eros is a clear stream in the God Realm, whoever makes him unhappy can avenge you on the spot.
Last time, he just talked a lot and teased Aphrodite. The little guy didn't care about his business for three hundred years, so he raised a group of little bats to watch him. Zeus happily went to meet the beauty at night, but the beauty didn't show up, but he was beaten half to death by Hera instead.
Even so, in Zeus's long series of pictures of beautiful lovers, Lin Lang has never been on the list, which made Zeus extremely frustrated, and his desire for her became even stronger.
Once, Zeus turned into a little cuckoo, drenched in rain, pecking at the window of the palace with his beak, hoping that the hostess would take pity on him.
Lin Lang could not be fooled by him.
You must know that Hera also fell into his trick. Seeing that the little cuckoo was pitiful, she put it on her chest to keep warm, but her life was cooked, which was a tragedy.
At that time, the little Eros was also present, smiling, and asked Lin Lang to stand still. He took off the bow and arrow from his waist, smiled sweetly, and fired three arrows in a row. The precise arrow technique drove the Zeus bird up and down.
In the end, he had to fly away in despair.
From then on, the little Eros hated birds and animals, so when he chose to belong to God, he uncharacteristically avoided popular races such as swans, eagles, and peacocks. Unexpectedly, he chose fame. Not good, even cruel and ruthless cold-blooded snakes.
The little Cupid picked a proud little golden snake because it was the closest to the hair color of the mother goddess.
When the little golden snake's godhead merged with the bow and arrow and became his new weapon, the little cupid called Lin Lang to name the golden snake again.
Out of some bad intentions, Linlang became evil and took the name "Jianjian".
Well, after all, it's easier to make a living with a humble name, she should have thought about it.
The little guys who didn't understand it all laughed happily.
At this moment, Lin Lang glanced at the sleeping girl, her body was covered in bruises, but there was a contented smile on the corner of her mouth.
"..."
This man-beast relationship is so fucking exciting.
The corner of Linlang's mouth twitched slightly, and she whispered a word, "... I am the sun."
The little Eros has followed Linlang for thousands of years, and is very familiar with some of the mother god's civilized curses, so she smiled and said, "I'm grass."
As the number one die-hard fan of Mother Goddess, how can I do without a vocabulary? ! He has learned a lot of civilized swear words very seriously!
Lin Lang: "Eros, did you see that the bark of the tree fell off."
Little Eros: "Mother God, I saw it, and even the balls on the tree were broken, so pitiful, woohoo!"
He held his face and pretended to cry.
Zeus: "..."
Hey, is he shameless
Fortunately, the King of God was used to the big winds and waves, so he was very calm. He waved his hand casually, and flexible vines grew out of the grass, covering the naked/naked sleeping girl like a human cocoon.
After doing all this, the handsome white-haired man walked up with a smile on his lips.
"Aphrodite, you haven't said yet, why did you come here? Could it be that you knew my whereabouts and deliberately—"
There is no such thing as morality in gods. Lin Lang has already seen it very openly, and said calmly, "I'm sorry, your divine light is not open, I didn't know this was your territory, Eros and I Now leave, as you please."
"etc-"
Zeus said seriously in a low voice, "Aphrodite, I have something important to tell you, come with me."
Lin Lang rolled her eyes in her heart.
This bad old man is very bad.
The biggest "important thing" that the Merry God King said was to flirt with the goddesses, but since the other party sent the invitation in the name of the God King, Lin Lang couldn't refuse, so she nodded perfunctorily and said to her son , "Eros, the mission card of the Mother God has been given to you for safekeeping, you can go to perform the mission now."
Eros was very reluctant, "Aren't you going with me? This is my first mission!"
He stared at Zeus covetously, staring at Zeus until he felt guilty and turned his head away.
Because of his passion for Lin Lang, Zeus would not let go.
Eros walked away sullenly, kicking the stones beside the road with his little feet.
Little Eros has decided that he will let his bat killer army come out of Olympus again, and unite with the queen Hera to see if he doesn't kill Zeus, the big villain who seduces his mother god everywhere! ! !
After some hypocritical smiles and politeness, Lin Lang finally got away from Zeus's obsessive gaze.
She also decided that there might be a bloodbath in the near future, so she should not go out.
The king of gods is the king of gods, and Zeus's salty pig hands are different from ordinary gods-what the hell is too hard to avoid!
In order not to be disgusted with herself, Lin Lang didn't see anything wrong with her eyes, and at the same time, she hoped that Queen Junwan would show kindness and ride colorful auspicious clouds to rescue her from the sea of suffering!
While looking forward to Miss Sister's handsome and heroic appearance, Lin Lang went to pick up her poor little Cupid, and finally came out, but she was doomed halfway, the little guy may feel very uncomfortable. Linlang thought about the little thing's rogue behavior on weekdays, and was ready to face all kinds of "land cession and compensation".
In the end, this little thing actually smiled at her without any grudges
"Mother God, you are here!"
He opened his little arms for her to hug.
Lin Lang knew she was wrong, she lowered her head and put her arms around Little Cupid's body, pretending to ask casually, "You look happy?"
Could it be that he did something bad without telling her
On this point, Little Cupid followed Lin Lang completely, and never blushed or gasped when making trouble.
Until the Dongchuang incident happened, you didn't even know what shocking thing this kid did!
The little ghost was very secretive, if he didn't know, he thought he was an underground spy!
The little Eros frowned, "Yes! Eros never knew that helping others is such a good thing!"
"… Yeah?"
Lin Lang looked at him suspiciously. Can the little devil, who has been wild for thousands of years, turn his back on his evil ways
This is even more unreliable than looking forward to the colorful auspicious clouds of Jun Wan!
"In short, Eros has completed the task you gave me perfectly, so please love me a lot!" He said coquettishly in a nasal voice.
Lin Lang patted his writhing little buttocks, "Okay, okay, sit still, if you fall down and land on your face, it won't look good. Mother God doesn't want you anymore."
The little Cupid was suddenly very nervous, and hugged Lin Lang's neck tightly, and she couldn't help laughing at her poor appearance.
"Little idiot, I scared you."
Eros giggled again, playing with her golden hair.
However, it turned out that she shouldn't be too reassured about the little devil too early.
One day, Lin Lang, who lived an elegant retirement life, was lying in a special rocking chair, and the warm sunlight made her drowsy. The Goddess of Order hurried through the hall of the Rose Palace with her heavy skirt, and finally found the mistress in a secluded corner, she blushed in anxiety, "God, it's not good, something happened! Go to the Divine Mirror Palace to have a look!"
In Olympus, only the twelve gods are eligible to own the Divine Mirror Palace. It is the eyes and ears of the gods in the world, and they can clearly know what happened to their temples and related countries.
Lin Lang could only finish her leisurely lunch break and go to the Shenjing Palace.
Seeing that Aphrodite fell into a long silence, the Goddess of Order felt uneasy. She thought that the little master was absolutely finished this time, and the master would not tolerate him doing such a thing.
"Eunomia, bring Eros to the Palace of Mirrors."
"God, Eros is used to playing after all..."
"Bring him here."
The goddess of order stopped pleading and left quietly.
"Mother God, do you miss me?"
Eros ran into the Palace of Mirrors, he was no stranger to this place, and the mother god sometimes carried him here to play.
The little guy's cheeks were smudged with a layer of red light, sweat dripped from his forehead, and his trouser legs were also dirty. It was obvious that he had gone through a "fierce battle". In his hand, he held up a wreath declaring victory. The green branches were decorated with roses and lilies. It was self-evident who to give it to—this was specially used by Eros to please the Mother Goddess.
He tried his best to jump on his short legs, trying to make the slender goddess squat down, so that the wreath could be put on Lin Lang's head smoothly.
Lin Lang pressed his little head that was eager to try, and only asked, "Eros, the Mother God has something to ask you, do you remember your first mission?"
Little Eros nodded straightforwardly, "The object of prayer is a downhearted princess. She hopes that someone will fall in love with her, just like a prince defeating a dragon and saving her from the high wall!"
"So, can you explain your solution?" Lin Lang smiled kindly.
The Goddess of Order bowed her head and crossed her legs, trying to reduce her sense of existence.
Aphrodite usually doesn't like to get angry, but when she loses her temper, it will definitely shake the posture of the earth, and she is even more ruthless than Cupid!
It really is the nature of mother and child, Goddess of Order thought silently.
The silver-haired boy was full of magnanimity, "Tell the mother god, Eros' solution is very simple, that is, to shoot three golden arrows, so that the princess' father, stepmother, and half-brother all fall in love with her!" He also added confidently, "This way the princess doesn't have to marry outside, and the property is all her own! It doesn't take the prince to go all out to defeat her father, her stepmother and her brother, how easy it is!"
He puffed out his small chest proudly.
Ask to boast.
Lin Lang: "..."
It's ok, a family of three fell in love with me, and Lun Lily is one pot.
Why don't you go to heaven like you are so awesome
In view of the current chaotic godliness love and the situation of human city-states, it is not uncommon for father and son to share wives. Lin Lang can't say that this is chaos, it is wrong.
She had to change the way, "The princess is only thirteen or fourteen years old, have you thought about her future situation? Her father is already sixty years old, the lord of the city and extremely powerful, the stepmother and brother also have to look after him Most likely, the young princess will become her father's slave, do you think she is willing?"
Eros didn't understand her "good intentions", and asked, "Then the princess doesn't have the skills to survive, so it's not good to rely on her father to survive?"
"A thirteen-year-old girl like a flower, and a sixty-year-old old man, do you think the princess will like it?" Lin Lang said in a persuasive manner, "If you stand in the princess's situation, imagine that the mother goddess is old, her hair is white, and her teeth are gone. I want to take you by force and make you the lover of the old goddess at a young age, are you willing?"
"Mother God can't be old, you can stay young forever." He solemnly emphasized.
"I'm talking hypothetical!"
"...Okay." Little Eros reluctantly agreed to this assumption, thought for a while with his clever little head, and said, "What's wrong with that? You gave me my godhead, and I was separated from you." In a certain sense, I belong to you! The mother god has been with me for thousands of years, and I also like the smell of the mother god's fragrance. If the mother god wants me to be your lover, then It's done. Even if you are old, I still like you! Even if other goddesses are young and beautiful? They will never be you."
Lin Lang had a slight headache.
How did this kid admit to death
"Do you know what the mother goddess said about a lover? That's not simply companionship—"
Eros is shocked
"Do you despise my little body? Do you still like the tall and slender Apollo!!!" He blushed angrily, "I, I, I killed him!!!"
Eros also specifically quoted the classic series of swear words from the Mother Goddess to show the credibility of his words.
Lin Lang: "..."
Little Cupid tossed her angelic delicate face hard, trying to put on a vicious little look.
He doesn't believe it anymore, he is fierce, let's see who dares to snatch his mother god!