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Lin Lang smiled and wanted to feed Da Lang medicine.
Da Lang's face turned red, and he vowed to die.
Lin Lang had no choice but to put down the spoon regretfully, she didn't look like a woman from a good family, cast her winking eyes, and said angrily, "Da Lang, you are such a shameless person, my servant is kind enough to serve you, but you don't appreciate it." Her voice It's soft and charming, and there is a bit of resentment that seems to exist in it, so that no one can bear to say a bad word about her.
Live up to seeing through her cunning and cunning fox nature, he leaned back, crossed his chest and sneered, "Don't bother you, poisonous woman, as long as you stay away from me, don't make me faint with the fox's anger, just Amitabha, everything will be fine."
Lin Lang tapped the glass with her fingers.
The two sat at a small glass table for two persons unique to Duda Canteen, with a column propped in the middle. Looking down from her fingers, you can clearly see four long, well-proportioned and straight legs, the longer two of which passed through the cylinder, like strong nails, nailed viciously to the side of Lin Lang's thighs, making her unable to move left and right .
A standard domineering boyfriend sitting method.
But I didn't feel half conscious. Seeing her looking over, she stretched her long leg on purpose and bumped into Lin Lang's calf. "I'm so sorry, my leg is 1.8 meters long. Student Lan, please understand my difficulties."
The onlookers were all stunned.
Look, this is not adultery, the two domineering long legs of the great talent are circling Lin Lang, clearly swearing viciously - this is the fox I am covering! You guys are smart enough to give me some insight!
Lin Lang smiled lightly.
"What are you laughing at?" Da Lang felt that there was nothing good about the poisonous woman's smile, and then looked at his long legs, which were long and strong, very resistant!
"It's nothing, I'm just a little curious." She rested her elbows on the glass table, crossed her hands, and rested her chin lightly, "I heard that a great talent is devoted to Buddha and not close to women. Could it be that he wants to be a bell ringer every day when he becomes a monk?" Lonely monk?"
This sounded normal, how could it be so wrong when it came out of her mouth
Live up to her eyelashes, and squint at her, "This has nothing to do with you."
Lin Lang said "well-founded" nonsense, "Of course it has something to do with it. You forgot, you wrote me a love letter just three days ago, saying that I am as bright as the sun rising in the morning glow, burning like a flower growing in the clear waves, and my skin is so bright." Like curdled fat, with a soft body—you say, a beautiful woman like me always attracts thieves' attention, wouldn't it be a disaster for you to become a monk?" She repeated it to him in a correct voice.
Gu Dacai's mouth twitched.
Put gold on your face, shameless.
What has she heard of exaggeration? Do you know what it means to rise first and then suppress
Afterwards, the stinky and shameless vixen changed his tone and sighed sadly, "It's hard to give up on a natural beauty. Sure enough, being beautiful makes people want to commit crimes, and I don't want to do that either."
Gu Dacai can no longer sit still.
He sat still, and the pot fell from the sky to cover his forehead. Could it still make people live well
"I think you have misunderstood." The top talent in the Department of Chinese Language put on his signature smirk, raised his eyelids, and tilted his tactics backwards, "This is a policy theory borrowing from the past to satirize the present, not the kind you think Love letter, student Lan, please have a little self-knowledge, okay?" His pronunciation was clear and magnetic, and it tickled Lin Lang's ears.
Lin Lang pretended to be surprised, "Of course I know myself well. You said my skin is like creamy fat, and my body is soft. Now, I know exactly whether my skin is smooth or not, and whether my waist is soft or not. Such a meticulous observation ability , You still said you didn't have a crush on me?"
Gu Dacai's blue veins on his forehead are too active today.
This cunning fox will take the meaning out of context, ignore the central theme of the theory, and single out a paragraph describing her appearance, and read it so ambiguously that he seems to have written some indescribable article!
The vixen smiled and scooped up a spoonful of chicken soup, "Oh, dear, Dalang, open your mouth." Her smile became brighter, "Otherwise I'll tell you that the talented man is a super voyeur."
The chances of living up to Lin Lang's success are very small.
Doesn't he have a little credibility in the minds of teachers and students Du that he is a great talent
However, having seen the profound skill of a fox spirit for thousands of years, he decided—
Swallow the humiliation, endure the humiliation, endure the humiliation and steal life, so that Qingshan is not afraid of not being roasted by the fox!
He endured the humiliation and opened his mouth, obediently drank the medicine handed over by the poisonous woman, bah, it's chicken soup!
"You are not in good health, eat more."
Lin Lang smiled and fed him with a hidden knife.
"I'm sorry to trouble you. On my physical examination form, it says, Fa! Yu! Good! Good!"
Live up to a spoon in his mouth, with a fierce look in his eyes.
The people around were suspiciously silent.
This topic... is a bit advanced.
The well-developed talented man was fed chicken soup by the vixen in a daze, and helped her pack two meals in a daze, and then he stood downstairs in the girls' dormitory where people came and went. Even though it was broad daylight, it still couldn't stop the fiery mood of the young couples who were inseparable. He didn't know how many scenes that made him sad that he witnessed along the way.
The world is going downhill, and people's hearts are not old.
Unsightly, indecent, and…
Lin Lang said, "Are you jealous? How about we give them a kiss too?"
Gu Dacai: "..."
Ba... Basi, you bastard, just shut up!
The chicken-soup-filled belly can't live up to you, now that you think about it, there's no need to give her any face for a guy like Lin Lang who molested him again and again! He frowned, and his voice was stern, "Lan Linlang, I warn you seriously, if you continue to covet the beauty of my peerless little poplar, sexually harass me—"
"Hah."
The little vixen caught the gap and kissed his neck.
Gu Dacai was petrified on the spot.
I... my bark is dirty.
I am not worthy of the reputation of being a peerless little white poplar.
Chen Lulu who witnessed this tragic scene on the balcony swallowed her saliva.
Ladies, you are playing a little too big.
Chen Lulu worked hard to develop her impoverished brain, which was nothing but language talent, and then used her poor knowledge of mathematics and physics to calculate the height of their floors and the probability of successful escape in the event of major fires, floods and other natural and man-made disasters. Finally, she had to face the painful fact .
They were on the fourth floor, and if they jumped down, they would not die or break their bones.
Therefore, Chen Lulu decided to save the country with a curve.
"Lin Lang, why don't you go down and appease the talented elder brother? He has been looking at his wife Shi for more than ten minutes."
She was so scared!
The girl glanced at the two lunch boxes on the table again. They were full of immortality, and they were actually the food that the talented man brought back for them! She Chen Lulu, what virtue and ability, will one day become a fairy!
Chen Lulu was so hungry that she decided not to waste the fairy food brought by the gods, but before she started, she whispered, "May I ask, there is no elixir of life in it, right?"
Lin Lang suppressed a smile, "Don't worry, the witty brother only wants to kill me, and he has no idea about you."
Chen Lulu immediately felt relieved.
It's fine if she doesn't have any idea, if she really wants to be targeted by Gu Dacai, she will have nightmares for a month, the kind that wakes up in the middle of the night.
Live up to standing stiffly downstairs in Lin Lang's dormitory for half an hour, from a fresh and beautiful poplar to a hopeless and miserable wife-seeking stone. The midday sun was so strong that his skin was tanned red, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. Then he turned his head and saw that the culprit was leaning on the edge of the balcony, shaking a small electric fan, and biting a long straw, looking comfortable and cool.
crackling.
His pride was shattered.
In a short afternoon, Du university students once again displayed their persistent pursuit of the truth, and launched a heated discussion and report on the matter of a talented man who became a wife-watching stone downstairs in the girls' dormitory.
A reporter from the Department of Astronomy calmly restored the scene of the crime, "The top talent in the Department of Chinese Language is suspected of being addicted to cultivating immortals. He was exposed to the scorching sun for 30 minutes just to strengthen his muscles and bones. I wish him a speedy foundation."
Compatriots from the Department of Agronomy, who have always been at odds with the Department of Astronomy, pointed out that they missed important locations, which is unscientific and unsophisticated, so they changed it to, "The talents of the Language Department stay in the female dormitory building, exposed to the hot sun for 30 minutes only to wait for pollination flowering."
The poets of the Chinese language department are not to be outdone, "I am a gifted scholar who will be ruthlessly exposed to the sun for 30 minutes, so that she will be safe and worry-free for the rest of her life!"
The people in the journalism department thought these headlines were weak, so they went to investigate in person, and soon sent a congratulatory message, "Shocked! The 1,800 seconds between the number one wit and the number one vixen! Uncover the entanglement between good and evil, three lives and three generations!"
As soon as the journalism department came out, all departments were killed in battle, waiting to eat melons.
This night was Gu Dacai's nightmare.
He was soft on the phone.
Acquainted friends or classmates asked him what was going on, didn't he hate fairies like Lan Linlang the most, why did they get mixed up
At first he was patient enough to live up to him, and he explained to them straight-forward that his trick was purely accidental, and that fox was really too cunning! But people's curiosity is not easily satisfied, the more they live up to their denials, the more they will imagine, and make reasonable excuses for his explanation, genius, weak scholar, thin-skinned, normal and normal!
Live up to the self-defeating self-defeating and pull out the phone card.
"Ding ding ding—"
The mobile phone stopped, but the landline in the dormitory rang.
Li Yang, who was brushing his hair, looked at the boys pretending to be busy, and then at the subject of the topic. Live up to staring at the computer, clacking and typing on the document with his fingers flying like flying fingers, his eyes were red, his teeth were gnashing, and he looked obsessed.
Li Yang slid off the towel, with slightly wet hair sticking to his neck, he picked up the receiver.
"Good evening, great wit."
There was a sweet voice on the other end of the receiver.
"I was ordered to send a goodnight kiss."
Li Yang squeezed the receiver's hand tightly, some veins emerged, "It's me."
"Who are you?" Lin Lang casually gnawed on the lollipop, flicking the glass with her fingers, ding ding ding, so crisp that Li Yang couldn't ignore it. This well-behaved ex-boyfriend can't stand loose girls the most, and Lin Lang is challenging his patience.
"Sorry, I don't seem to remember your name."
"What's the matter with you and him?"
"What him?" Lin Lang hooked the icing on the corner of her lips, "Oh, I remembered, you seem to be my ex-boyfriend, and your mother warned me to put my fox tail back and stay away from you in the future. What's wrong, young master, why did I provoke you again?"
Li Yang took a deep breath, squeezing out the stuffy air in his lungs, his voice was clean, like the clear spring water under the moon.
"Enough is enough, the Gu family is not something you can provoke."
"That's ridiculous. I can't be Mrs. Li and Mrs. Tang. Do you have to worry about being Mrs. Gu?"
"Lin Lang—"
Lin Lang hung up on him directly and dialed another number.
Li Yang's face darkened slightly, and he held on to the microphone for a long time.
The cell phone of the boy in the same dormitory rang, and when he heard it, hey, it was the Lord who came to the door.
"Brother talented, looking for your little fox." The boy winked.
Live up to it and turned around suddenly, with a fierce look on his face, "Can you talk, and do you want to copy your homework?"
The boy immediately corrected his thinking and attitude, with a serious face, "Sir, this cunning enemy must have bought us and planted spies, and when the younger one finds out the truth, he will bring the spies to justice..."
The conversation was not intentionally low, Lin Lang heard it clearly, and said with a smile, "Goddess Qingyu is very free recently."
The boy slapped the phone to his ear.
"You idiot!" Gu Bubu glared at him, "You will kill yourself if you do too many unrighteous actions!"
The boy chuckled, his teammates are for betrayal.
"My good brother, who do you want to kill?" The vixen spoke ostentatiously, "I've already been in your heart, isn't that enough?"
Gububu's mind was filled with the screaming of the little fox, which made his brain ache.
"I'm seriously warning you, if you talk to me in such a dickish tone again—"
"My surname is Gu, within three minutes you can get out of the stairs for my old lady, and one minute later, my old lady will make your head explode and your limbs incomplete!"
The long leg surnamed Gu pulled out and swished away.
The boys were dumbfounded.
They seem to have seen an afterimage? ? ? Could this be the Crane Walk that the old Gu family had lost for many years? ?