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Rows of camphor trees and pagoda japonica are planted downstairs in the boys' dormitory. The aroma is light and the leaves are dense, which is very cool in summer and autumn.
"What are you doing?"
The talented man under the tree crossed his hands in front of his chest, in a strict and standard defensive posture.
"I'm seriously warning you, there's a dormitory aunt at nine o'clock, you'd better not mess with me like you did during the day." He paused, and added with fierce eyes, "I'll yell."
Lin Lang glanced up at his limp wet hair after taking a shower, and looked down at his green flip-flops with a little pink on their sides, and gave him a friendly smile.
Live up to not let down his vigilance, still three meters away from her, "Quickly tell me, what do you want me for, I'm very busy."
"Busy writing bad things about me?"
He didn't have the slightest guilty conscience of being caught, and said straightforwardly, "I want to show the ugly face of you, a vixen, to mortals. You want to bribe me with your beauty, so don't worry about it!"
Taking advantage of him, ruining his reputation, and wanting to be at ease? Think beautifully!
Lin Lang didn't take it seriously, and handed him two paper bags with a smile, "Here, one is for supper, and the other is for sunburn ointment. Is Taoist still satisfied with the little girl's wishes?"
If you don't have anything to do, you can either rape or steal!
Live up to the superficial smile, "If I remember correctly, our relationship is not good enough to accept gifts, right?"
"In broad daylight, under the watchful eyes of everyone, you have kissed, and you still want to deny it? A talented man has poems and books in his belly, so he should know what it means for a gentleman to do something and why a gentleman should not do something, right?"
Lin Lang blinked her eyes and played foolishly.
She is really embarrassed to say it!
Blood rushed to his brain, and Gu Dacai was so angry that his eyes were red and his whole body was trembling. She defiled his innocent young poplar bark! This coquettish fox still has the face to mention!
Gu Dacai gloomily showed two rows of white teeth, "There is another saying, that a man who has a grudge is not a gentleman, I wonder if you have heard it?"
Lin Lang suddenly approached him.
"Then how will you take revenge?"
"Snapped-"
Gu Dacai was so frightened that he backed away again and again, and grabbed the nearest camphor tree.
If he could climb trees, Lin Lang thought that this person would have jumped to the top of the tree.
It's a pity that the talented man didn't have the ability to climb trees, so he could only threaten, "Don't mess around."
Lin Lang handed the bag forward.
"I didn't mess around, I just made a special trip to apologize to you." Her hands were flawless, with a layer of soft glaze under the moonlight, her black hair was braided into a braid, hanging softly on her chest, not like The red vixen, who is full of charms in the daytime, is a little fairy who specially goes down to the earth to condolences to human beings.
Living up to her nonsense, he hesitated for a while and took it.
She pursed her lips and smiled, put her hands behind her waist, leaned slightly, and the two red beads in the braid swayed, "Then let's talk about it, see you at Xiaohuzhuang at seven o'clock tomorrow night. If you feel lonely, Bring your roommates with you too."
Live up to: "..."
He knew she was up to no good.
I made an appointment with him for dinner, but I also want to invite someone from him!
Realizing that he was being tricked, the young man gave Lin Lang a cold look, unwilling to say another word to her, turned around and left, the bag crackling.
The vixen smiled and said, "Oh, I heard that there are many handsome little brothers coming to the fraternity, but I don't know that their Adam's apples are biting, eh—" The moonlight shone from the treetops, and the thick and dry palms covered her. lips. The tall boy became angry with embarrassment, "Stop talking nonsense, I'll pluck your hair and stew you to make fox soup!"
It happened that a couple passed by, and the girl whispered a lesson to her boyfriend, "Did you hear that? This is a negative love story. If you dare to push me like this in the future, I won't let you down."
The boy hurriedly begged for mercy, "Don't worry, Auntie, he's going to be cold soon, and I will never learn from him!"
Gu Dacai who is about to die: "..."
It's so hard to be a man.
Lin Lang hugged his thin waist, paws on his chest, and said seriously, "Don't be sad, they don't understand our boudoir taste, it's good if you talk about love, come, tell me something ?."
The blood vessels in the extremities that lived up to it screamed, "What is boudoir fun? Say it again?"
Lin Lang touched the young man's icy neck. His hair was cut short, and the thick black stubble felt a little prickly to the touch, "Just say it, I'm afraid of you? By the way, what do you like to eat at barbecue?"
"Chicken wings, cumin flavor."
Lin Lang smiled, "Okay, then I'll bake it for you tomorrow. It's not too late now, the fox is going to sleep, good night, brother wit."
Live up to the green and pink flip-flops, carrying two small bags, ran back to the dormitory, halfway through, no, why is he so obedient? Did she change the subject just now? He turned abruptly and looked at the balcony on the second floor. The little fairy was standing by the stone slab of the flower bed, without any shyness, he blew a kiss at him.
She was born too brightly, and it was the scene of the flowers before the moon and the moon, which attracted passers-by to stop, and following her posture of blowing kisses, they crazily stabbed the male protagonist with their eyes.
Live up to the swish and squat down, making the eyes of everyone regretful.
Xu Chen, the boy who went out to take out the garbage, saw this scene, and scratched his head in surprise, "Brother Witty, aren't you going to the party?"
Live up to the bad temper and choke people, "What a beautiful woman, that is a fox who has cultivated into a spirit!" Fortunately, he escaped quickly and saved his life!
Xu Chen rubbed his nose, "Okay, then what are you doing hiding here?"
"Can't I squat down and look at the stars?"
Xu Chen silently looked at the trash can surrounded by flies beside him.
It's possible, but he didn't expect the talented brother's taste to be so unique.
At this time, a small commotion broke out downstairs in the dormitory.
"Look, that looks like Lan Linlang."
"What is she doing in the boys' dormitory?"
"I was carrying something just now, as if I was delivering supper to our gifted scholar."
"Wow, shouldn't they be together?"
"I think it's true in all likelihood, didn't you see that her bag was sent out?"
Whispering words reached Zhang Mingzhu's ears, she shrugged her shoulders, and quickly glanced in the direction of the fifth floor. In her hand was a bag of hot fresh abalone porridge, which she cooked for a long time in the small house outside, and it happened to be a supper for the young master. Normally, Zhang Mingzhu is fully armed with a small vest, pretending to be a delivery person, and sending people upstairs.
But tonight, Zhang Mingzhu saw Lin Lang, and changed her mind about continuing to hide herself.
Zhang Mingzhu came one step earlier than Lin Lang, and witnessed the whole process of Lin Lang's teasing. This student from the Department of Fine Arts took full advantage of her unique beauty. She was wearing a veil suspender dress with a slender waist and exposed collarbone. She was very sexy and flamboyantly dressed. She was not shy, flirting with a tall young man in public. .
While Zhang Mingzhu was blushing, she couldn't help feeling aggrieved for her young master. Not long after Lin Lang broke up with the young master, she hooked up with Ah Shuo. A few days ago, she dumped Ah Shuo and hooked up with the young master of the Gu family. She is so half-hearted and reckless, doesn't she know how uncomfortable the young master will be when she sees it
She took a deep breath, did not send a message, and dialed Li Yang's phone number for the first time outside, "Well, classmate Li Yang, can you, can you come down and get something?"
Zhang Mingzhu stammered, her ears turned red.
"Hold on."
The other party's voice was cold, and Zhang Mingzhu didn't know where to put her hands and feet.
The young master soon came down, the moonlight shone on his face, his pupils were slightly light, and he looked extraordinarily lonely and desolate. He seemed a little absent-minded, and walked back after picking up the things.
Zhang Mingzhu opened her mouth, bit her lower lip again, and said nothing.
The boys' dormitory was very lively, with a few skewers in hand, their faces flushed and their mouths full of oil, which made the monks' dormitory next door envious and jealous.
"Wow, this is definitely the mutton skewer that my uncle doesn't take out. If you eat it, you will be able to ascend to the immortal skewer! Witty brother, your little fox has a deep affection for you. He ran a few kilometers away , and brought it to you non-stop! If you want me to tell you, don't be reserved, just follow others!"
Cannibal's mouth is soft, but his hands are short, the two boys screamed exaggeratedly.
"Eating can't stop your mouths!" Gu gritted his teeth, "I'll say it again, I get annoyed when I see her, let alone a vixen!"
The quick-witted Xu Chen smiled and said, "Yes, yes, you are right! That vixen is too hateful, not to mention wearing perfume all day long, and wearing bright red lipstick, it's obvious that he wants to seduce you."
Living up to the truth, she retorted subconsciously, "She uses a fruity fragrance, not strong. Moreover, the lipstick is not applied, and the lips are naturally red."
The boys were taken aback, "No way, are you really kissing?" Otherwise, how could you even know whether the other party is wearing lipstick or not
Gu Dacai experienced the complicated taste of lifting a rock and hitting himself in the foot.
At this moment, Li Yang also came back, Xu Chen immediately booed, "Who bought this?" They heard Li Yang answer the phone.
Li Yang's eyes swept across the scattered signs in the trash can, and quickly looked away, "A classmate."
The boys showed tacit smiles, but when they thought of the situation in which they had been single for many years, they couldn't help howling like a lone wolf, "Heaven, earth, for Nuwa's sake, give me a girlfriend!"
These wolf howls spread to the girls' dormitory.
The cold goddess of the computer department frowned, "Why are these boys crying and howling in the middle of the night?"
Chen Lulu turned her head back with a smile, "Sister Qingyu, autumn is here, it's time to get a mature boyfriend." She said to Lin Lang again, "Do you think I will look good in this dress tomorrow?"
Lin Lang brushed her hair back, "Of course."
Zhang Mingzhu, who was nestled in the tent, clenched her fists and made up her mind.
The next day, the girls finished tidying up, talking and laughing and getting ready to go out.
"Well, wait a minute—"
There was a tiny sound from behind.
Chen Lulu looked at Grandpa Mao with wrinkled palms in surprise.
"I, I'm going too."
Zhang Mingzhu tugged at the strap of her canvas bag, and tugged at her short skirt with extreme uneasiness. The toes of the canvas shoes were tightly pressed together.
Where did the pot lid hairstyle and the khaki skirt come out of
Chen Lulu was speechless.
She didn't mean to laugh at Zhang Mingzhu, but when she went out in such a rustic way, those who didn't know it thought that the three of them deliberately excluded her and instigated her roommates to dress up as ugly ducklings to set off their group of white swans. Chen Lulu said politely, "Well, Mingzhu, I remember you haven't cut your hair for a long time, it's still early, why don't you go get a haircut? You have thin legs, and you must be wearing a maroon dress..."
Zhang Mingzhu's fingers turned white, "I-Isn't this okay? I, I'm sitting in the corner, and I won't steal the limelight from you." When she said this, she glanced at Lin Lang next to her, who was also wearing short clothes. The skirt, which she wore was much sexier than hers. The ginger tube top skirt was covered with a knee-length gauze dress, which was as thin as a cicada's wing and extremely clear.
Chen Lulu: "..."
She wanted to hit someone, she didn't mean to underestimate her, why did she accuse her in such an aggrieved voice? As if she was the wicked queen who forced Snow White to jump into the fire pit.
"Let's go, we still have to buy materials." Jiang Qingyu said coldly, and relieved Chen Lulu.
Xiaohuzhuang is the favorite farm of Du teachers and students. The store provides venues and oven tools, and you need to bring your own ingredients and drinks. Therefore, the price is very affordable, and the night market is often full. They took a bus and went to the nearest vegetable market in Xiaohuzhuang, intending to meet the boys who had been waiting early.
There was an interlude in the middle.
A few social youths leaning on modified motorcycles were idling and smoking, when they suddenly saw a group of beauties approaching from the opposite side, their eyes lit up, they skillfully surrounded them, and verbally teased them.
Chen Lulu was a little scared, "I'm sorry, we are in a hurry, please let me go."
"What time are you in a hurry? Are you going on a date with your boyfriend at the vegetable market?" The social youth smiled hippiely.
Chen Lulu bit the bullet, and admitted with a guilty conscience, "Of course, my boyfriend and buddies are here, we agreed to have a barbecue." Molesting the calmest beauty, "What's the matter, you have a boyfriend too?"
Lin Lang smiled and looked somewhere, "No, I'm married."
Everyone was stunned.
Chen Lulu followed her gaze, and immediately exclaimed in surprise, "We are here!"
A group of boys who finished shopping for meat and vegetables saw the goddesses surrounded by hooligans, threw their things away, and ran over in a 100-meter sprint. The first one is a great talent who lives up to his expectations. His long legs are very eye-catching, with the effect of flying legs.
Lin Lang shouted earnestly, "See, the one with the longest legs and the thinnest waist in the front is my husband!"
"Snapped-"
The tall and majestic boy slipped on the soles of his shoes, and his long legs split beautifully.
In two days, the talented man was quickly promoted from the rumored boyfriend to the current husband with long legs and thin waist. He was so frightened that he couldn't maintain his graceful gait. The first thing Mr. Gu did when he got up was to rush into the circle, grabbed the fake wife by the neck, his eyes were bloodshot, "You try to talk nonsense again?"
"Where am I talking nonsense? Do you have the longest legs?"
Live up to the visual inspection of the other boys' figures, and nodded reservedly, counting her as discerning.
"yes."
"Then do you have the thinnest waist?"
"yes."
"Then you are still my husband?"
"yes."
Lin Lang was satisfied, "Okay, hubby, let's ignore them and go shopping."
Live up to being confused and dragged away.
Although the friendship hadn't started yet, everyone saw that Lin Lang was not far away from Mrs. Gu's position, and the girls immediately gave up their goal of being a talented man and looked for another good son-in-law.
After purchasing the ingredients, everyone talked and laughed all the way to Xiaohuzhuang. The open space is sparsely planted with trees, flowers and plants. Not far away is the calm lake. A few boys took off their coats and were building the stove and cleaning it in full swing. Tool, seeing that they had brought back a bunch of beauties, was overjoyed and cried a few times with joy.
As for the unremarkable Zhang Mingzhu, they automatically filtered it out.
"Li, classmate Li Yang, I, I will help you."
Zhang Mingzhu was a little sad, but when she saw the young master, her mood rose again, and she blushed and ran to Li Yang's side. The black-haired young man folded his sleeves, revealing his flexible and white wrists. He held an iron pole in one hand and skewered pieces of meat in the other. Every piece of meat was impartial and accurate.
The girls hated secretly, the girl in the yellow dress looked gray and had never seen the world, but she moved too fast, couldn't she be pretending again? The girls squeezed to Li Yang's side, intentionally or unintentionally picked Zhang Mingzhu out. The full of malice made Zhang Mingzhu feel chilled, tears welled up in her eyes, she looked hopefully at the tall and thin young master, hoping that he would notice herself as an ugly duckling.
But she was doomed to be disappointed.
Master Qing Leng's eyes fell on the four-person barbecue group in the distance.
The charcoal fire under the iron frame was burning red, making the skin hot from the smoke. Lin Lang concentrated on roasting a piece of tenderloin. As she turned it, the meat made a sizzling sound, and the hot oil seeped down the lines, making Xu Chen, a boy squatting opposite him, sigh sincerely, "Lin Lang, you The workmanship is too—”
Before he finished speaking, Xu Chen was given a vicious look by his talented elder brother, and he changed his words abruptly, "The heat is not enough, we have to practice."
"Really?" Just as Lin Lang was about to raise her head, a cold finger brushed against her shoulder, and the gauze that slipped down unintentionally due to her movements was helped up again.
"Immortal." The talented man gritted his teeth, "I can't even dress properly."
Xu Chen hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to glance over at Lin Lang.
Blue Goddess's coat as thin as cicada's wings became the best killer in the audience tonight, because it easily slipped to the elbows and exposed the shoulders, and his talented brother was sulking all night, doing nothing, just staring at the goddess Shoulder, see if the gauze has any signs of slipping.
The gifted brother even angered all the male compatriots present without distinction, and they would all be stared at innocently if they took a look at him. If it weren't for the occasion, Xu Chen guessed that the gifted brother would have to use this Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra to save them once.
Lin Lang couldn't stand this man's horrific stalking all the time, so she took a meat skewer from the plate and stuffed it in his hand, "Roast it quickly, don't keep looking at me."
She doesn't believe that this person can control her even if he has no hands
Facts have proved that Lin Lang was still too naive.
The clothes on her shoulders had just slipped off, when a cool breath came in, the other party grabbed her collar with his teeth, quickly covered it up, and at the end, he used his chin to pad it, pressing the place firmly.
Gu Dacai scolded her with his fierce eyes.
You have stained my clean teeth again! Can you, you vixen, give me some peace of mind? !
Lin Lang: "..."