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"Well-"
Tang Shuo snorted.
There was a sharp pain on the left side of his chest, and the black stiletto of the high-heeled shoes was like a sharp sword, about to plunge into his heart in the next moment.
"That's a pity."
The hypocritical and vulgar glamorous girl was full of smiles, she raised her neck, leaned against Tang Shuo's ear, and let out a thin stream of air, "You should also know that I like the new and dislike the old, and I don't like to turn back gone."
Young Master Tang was cast into the limbo of his old love, his eyes narrowed, his sharp edge said, "New? Which new? Is it the new love of the Gu family? Do you like him?"
Lin Lang neither admitted nor denied, just smiled at him.
Sometimes ambiguity is more maddening than straightforwardness.
Tang Shuo really lost control, the illusion of calm was broken, a large blue blood vessel formed on his neck, and his body temperature was so hot, "How far have you been with him? First base? Second base? Third base?" The eyeballs are even more terrifying and ferocious, "Is it still a home run?"
Lin Lang didn't panic in front of the irritable and frenzied bad horse, she just raised her high heels and greeted his handsome face fiercely when the man was about to kiss her forcefully.
Half of his face was painful and itchy, but he didn't dare to use force when pinching her waist.
There was a smile on her lips, and the corners of her brows and eyes were shining, "What's the matter? Are you disgusted?"
Whether it's the male lead or the supporting male lead, there will always be some cute quirks exclusive to the female lead. For example, Li Yang, they dated for five years and once lived together. The most outrageous physical contact was a simple hug.
Another example is Tang Shuo, who wears the skin of a romantic and rich prodigal son and has many female companions, but he also has a mental cleanliness addiction and cannot accept that the person he likes is too close to other people.
After Zhang Mingzhu and Li Yang became boyfriend and girlfriend, Tang Shuo used his stalking talent to steal Zhang Mingzhu's delicious little watermelon. To what extent is Tang Shuo paranoid? He can win Zhang Mingzhu's attention by means of self-harm, and create countless emotional conflicts for the two of them.
Just when everyone thought that Tang Shuo would cling to Zhang Mingzhu for the rest of his life like a leech, he saw the hickey on Zhang Mingzhu's neck.
Tang Shuo vomited.
He was handsome in a suit and leather shoes, hugged the electric pole by the side of the road, not only vomited out Zhang Mingzhu's new dress, but also vomited so darkly that his heart broke.
Passers-by obviously couldn't count on Zhang Mingzhu who was so frightened to the point of collapse, so they pinched his nose and sent Tang Shuo to the hospital.
Yun Dache, who came to his senses, repented of his mistakes and cast a deep shadow on Xigua. Every time Zhang Mingzhu appeared, Tang Shuo wished he could put ten or eight vacuum cleaners on his body.
Lin Lang sighed, Young Master Tang is really a clean stream in the world of stealing melons, love is on the knees, evil is on the abyss, both affectionate and cold, he acts according to his own likes and dislikes.
As she was thinking, Tang Shuo pinched her chin.
The two looked at each other.
She was unscrupulous, and she had no intention of repenting.
Tang Shuo had nothing to do with this kind of little ancestor who had built a country and became a genius. He was cold, and Lin Lang was also cold.
The young master gritted his teeth and warned her, "Only once! From now on... don't let him touch you!"
Alas, even the heroine can't enjoy the treatment, does this mean to make an exception for her
"Om—"
There was a vibration from the pocket of Linlang's jeans.
Tang Shuo paused, and snatched her mobile phone with lightning speed.
Lock screen password
Young Master Tang accidentally entered his birthday number.
… opened? !
At this moment, Young Master Tang's mood was extremely complicated, like a high-altitude bungee jumping. The first moment was the suffocation of swooping down, and the next moment was the joy of screaming ghosts. It was so strangely itchy from head to toe that he couldn't help but want to lower his head to spy. See if a soft and white feather has grown in your heart.
However, Young Master Tang's good mood didn't last for three seconds.
He saw dozens of missed calls, and the note name was... Fuck him? ?
Tang Shuo laughed angrily at Lin Lang, grabbed her by the neck, and said harshly, "I'll fuck you first, and then I'll fuck your man to death!"
"Boom!!!"
The metal door was kicked open viciously by someone who came, and the second generations all stacked up eighteen arhats.
The screams rose and fell with each other.
Shashen was wearing a messy chicken nest head, a white T-shirt that was also in a mess, and a pair of loose red drawstring pajama shorts. His long legs were white and strong, and his sparse and stiff leg hair stood upright against the cold wind. With the help of the light ball spinning above her head, Chen Lulu struggled to look away from her opponent's leg hair.
Chen Lulu looked up and saw the straight face of the hairy-legged brother, and abruptly restrained her urge to beat up the pervert, "Hairy legs, bah, witty brother?"
Is this the friendly army that Miss Linlang summoned
Chen Lulu was deeply excited. Sure enough, Miss Linlang of her family was so predictable that she summoned a god!
She poked her head outside excitedly.
… empty.
Chen Lulu froze, and asked unwillingly, "You, are you alone?"
"...What about the damn vixen?"
The leg hairy brother lived up to his fierce teeth grinding. In the middle of washing his hair, the non-stop vixen gave him a series of deadly calls, which caused him to get shampoo in one eye in order to look at his mobile phone, and he was alive and well for a long time.
"What?"
Before Chen Lulu could answer, Gu Dacai turned off the phone with a snap. He saw the person on the glass table, walked over with his long legs, and smiled, "I'm just hungry after taking a shower, and the supper of braised fox meat in brown sauce is very good."
The vixen turned his face to the side, and complained aggrievedly, "Honey, he said he fucked me, and he wants to fuck you."
Live up to the soles of the feet slipping, and almost did the splits again.
"Speak seriously to me!!!"
He rushed forward angrily, pulled out Lin Lang, a fox with slippery fur, and prepared to give her a good lesson.
As for Tang Shuo
He just pretended not to be this person.
"You came so fast." Lin Lang blinked, the witty elder brother's hair was not wiped clean, the tip of the hair was dripping with water, and the lemon fragrance in the shampoo was particularly strong, "Are you worried about me?"
"Huh? Who's worried about you? I just want to help each other and love my classmates. I don't want to see the news about the murder of a vixen on the street tomorrow." The talented brother took off her paw in disgust, "You treat me like the statue outside, can you touch it casually? Have you given the money? Are you responsible for the paint falling off? Even if it is a statue, it has the basic rights to the statue. Please don’t touch it, please don’t touch it, you know?” Gu Dacai clearly spelled out his words and repeated it twice, “Do it again I chopped you up!"
Lin Lang pursed her lips and smiled.
Seeing her like this, Gu Dacai was the most difficult to deal with, so he simply gave up reasoning with her, and glared fiercely, "What are you laughing at, do you think you are beautiful? Go back to the dormitory!"
Seeing that they left so easily, the second generations couldn't help becoming anxious.
"Brother Tang? Shouldn't we stop them?"
"Let them go."
Tang Shuo fiddled with the broken hair on his forehead, and the wine slid down his temples and wet his collar again. He was in an unprecedented embarrassment, but his eyes were astonishingly bright.
The second generation looked at each other in blank dismay.
Everyone left the bar and quickly called several taxis.
Everyone tacitly gave Lin Lang and the talented man the opportunity to sit in the back seat. Just now when he walked out of the private room, the talented elder brother saw that Lin Lang's high heels had disappeared, and he grabbed her and scolded him in all directions without any dead ends. Then, he cursed fiercely, and hugged Lin Lang ferociously. They didn't believe that she didn't have a leg!
Lin Lang leaned on the talented brother's shoulder, and he poked his head with a finger again, preventing her from leaning on him.
"Why are you angry like a puffer fish again?"
Gu Dacai poked her with his finger, expressionless, "The puffer fish will explode, be careful to poison you to death, stay away from me."
"My ex-boyfriend said he wanted to turn back, but I rejected him with integrity."
Gu Dacai continued to be expressionless, "I only felt a sense of shameless flirting and cursing."
Lin Lang rolled her eyes and suddenly called out, "Brother Witted Man, your leg hair is so sexy!"
"Crackling—"
A tiny electric current shot up the tailbone, and the electricity made Gu Dacai's heart burst into anger, and the pores of his whole body instantly felt comfortable. He thought he could publish a Xiaobei post tonight, and the title would be, Sexy Leg Brother, Sultry Online.
Sure enough, his leg hair is as sexy as his brain, look at his little fox fascinated, tsk.
Gu Dacai stood up straight like a poplar, and gave a reserved and arrogant hum.
Good vision, keep it up.
The taxi driver heard the conversation behind him and began to deeply analyze the tragedy of his mother and child being single for thirty years. Could it be that he didn't make good use of his leg hair
Lin Lang didn't know that the driver was suspicious of life, so she took advantage of the opportunity to lean on the shoulder of the sexy leg hair brother, and asked curiously, "Aren't your leg hair cold? Just come out in such a pair of shorts?"
Live up to the whole body stiff.
He... came out in shorts? ?
The talented brother looked down, and his sexy brain instantly collapsed.
No wonder he said it was chilly down there, and he felt that he was wearing red pajamas to go out? ?
Brother Hairy Legs doesn't want to live anymore.
"Are you cold? Shall I warm you up?"
Lin Lang leaned her feet closer, who knew that the other person's body temperature was lower than hers, so cold that she screamed, and immediately retracted her feet.
Live up to it without saying a word, suddenly, he took off his shoes.
Linlang couldn't help remembering the flip-flops downstairs in the dormitory that day, and the flirtatious green background and powder border made her unforgettable for a long time. Today, the talented brother wore a pair of normal white sneakers, so normal that she was not used to it.
"Is there sand in the shoes?" Lin Lang asked.
The gifted brother still didn't speak, he quickly peeled off his thick socks, and grabbed Lin Lang's ankle again.
Her toes were not painted with nail polish, they were healthy and rosy, and the temperature was just right.
Live up to shaking his eyelashes, and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't worry, I haven't put on these new socks for thirty minutes, they won't stink to death for you."
The size 45 sneakers were slipped into Lin Lang's feet and hung loosely around her ankles, as if she couldn't fall off. To live up to this, she had to remove the shoelaces and tie them again. Because it was inconvenient to bend over in the car, he naturally raised her legs to her knees, lowered his head, and concentrated on tying her shoelaces. Wearing a coquettish bowknot.
Lin Lang leaned her back against the car window, looking at people with a smile.
"Is it tight?" He didn't even look up.
"It's okay." She tilted her neck.
Gu Dacai tightened the straps, then raised his head, his gaze passed over a section of her calf.
The fox legs are thin and straight, so beautiful.
He thought that the other party praised him for his sexy leg hair just now, and he should reciprocate, so he blurted out—
"You have no leg hair, let me give you some!"
The taxi driver who choked on dog food with hairy legs, died.