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#Poison Dajuemei Studio Couple#
During the break, Tang Shuo played with his mobile phone with his legs crossed, and soon came up with a popular search.
Poisonous
Tang Shuo raised his eyebrows, thought for a while, and then suddenly realized.
Du Da is Du's famous stage name. Since its birth, it has been the envy and hatred of all walks of life "other people's school", the most enlightened school manager in history, the youngest literary genius in history, the most immortal freshman dormitory in history, the best school snack street in history, etc. Wait, there are five hot searches on Geshanchai, without even saying hello, netizens are not mentally prepared to be shown their faces, it's too irritating.
Netizens compared their desolate and desolate school life, and felt more and more that it is immoral to build such happiness on the pain of others. They condemned whether the conscience of the college students had been taken away by dogs.
The Du students said cheaply that the dogs in their school are in pairs, and they are more affectionate and lingering than lovers and owners, and they usually have no time to catch people. What's even worse is yet to come. After the college students have done their dirty work, they call out their friends and friends, posting undeniable photos of themselves and other beasts from various departments who are twenty pounds fatter and meet beauties on campus at any time. There are no dead ends in the direction to prove that I have a happy life of eating, drinking and being seductive.
Because it is too much, it caused many netizens to feel uncomfortable. They built high-rise buildings to punish them for poisoning all year round, and the name of "big poisonous" spread like wildfire.
Tang Shuo still remembered that "the most immortal freshman dormitory in history" was the most popular search in the first two years of Duda. How popular was it? Within the same day, hundreds of netizens sent a sightseeing application email to the most enlightened school director in history, and organized a group to visit the military training of the beautiful women. The 412 dormitory where Lin Lang lives has almost become a sacred place for "I just touch and feel the fairy spirit". , directly made a great contribution to the enrollment rate of new students in the next academic year.
Tang Shuo even remembered that when his sixteen-year-old idle cousin saw Lin Lang's photo, he was astounded, and immediately went back to study hard. In this major, he changed from Little Chicken to Chinese Fenghuang, and he was with his goddess day and night—my cousin was beaten up by his cousin before he finished talking.
At that time, he would never have imagined that he would become boyfriend and girlfriend with the girl his cousin fell in love with at first sight.
Tang Shuo is not a typical fever patient who fell in love at first sight. His childhood experiences have always filled his life with doubts and uncertainties. In his circle, at the age of twenty-five, he has a three-point right to speak, and he still suspects that all this is just a spectacle.
But as the crown prince of the Tang family, Tang Shuo's character was extremely proud and conceited when he became famous at a young age. He believed in his own judgment and did whatever he could to get what he wanted.
Because of an accidental artificial respiration, years of emotions made him lean towards the innocent and ignorant Zhang Mingzhu. She is like a lost deer, usually obedient, but she also has her own stubborn side. She would try her best to avoid his kisses, but she would also be like a little housekeeper, telling him not to smoke, drink, go to bed early and get up early. Although Tang Shuo didn't listen to a single word, she would put on a show in front of her.
Seeing too many beauties inlaid with gold and jade, Zhang Mingzhu's little cabbage made Tang Shuo very useful. She didn't come here for her own money or status.
Tang Shuo thought that his good impression would at least last until the day he married Zhang Mingzhu.
As a result, a few days ago, he heard Zhang Mingzhu want to turn into a white swan.
Tang Shuo understood the little girl's love for beauty, and at first thought that she might want to send gifts such as skin care products and cosmetics overseas, but who knew that Zhang Mingzhu would rely on the acquired full body plastic surgery to counterattack the innate beauty!
What is the concept of full body plastic surgery? This is not to solve the beauty and ugliness problem of "ugly duckling" by making a single double eyelid.
Even if beauty is in the eye of a beholder, Tang Shuo can't say that she is beautiful without conscience. Zhang Mingzhu has a thin face, high cheekbones, and a small nose and mouth, but she feels stingy, not to mention her body like dried bean sprouts. She wore a khaki short skirt that day in Xiaohuzhuang, which made him clearly see that the half-shaven leg hair on the other party's calf was not clean.
If she tidied up properly, signed up for a dance class or something, improved her temperament, and walked without shrinking her head, Tang Shuo believed that this would be a great improvement.
But Zhang Mingzhu said with tears that she insisted on plastic surgery, otherwise she would never be a white swan for the rest of her life.
Tang Shuo didn't feel much about plastic surgery. Appropriate fine-tuning was pleasing to the eye after all, but he was disgusted by full-body plastic surgery. It wasn't because he had suffered extensive burns. ,Is this interesting? According to Zhang Mingzhu, she wants every strand of her hair to be beautiful, so just pinching her face is not enough, and she has to add some family packages such as hair transplant, breast augmentation, and whitening!
Thinking of the prosthesis and silicone all over her body, Tang Shuo found it difficult to feel love for her.
Tang Shuo allocated five million to Zhang Mingzhu, and it was his personal account.
Zhang Mingzhu held the card and asked him timidly, is this enough
Tang Shuo has never had plastic surgery, and the big man who is wild and wild doesn't pay attention to these things at all. How can he know if this is enough? He was generous to his former girlfriends, but he wouldn't give them away in millions. He hasn't climbed into the international rich list yet. The No. 12 perfume that Lin Lang sent was only 6,000 yuan!
With a cloud of turbidity in his chest, he gave another five million more, but Zhang Mingzhu still looked worried, worried that he would not have enough money.
Tang Shuo exhausted his patience with her, sent her out of the company gently and politely, and let Zhang Mingzhu, who had a huge sum of money, go back by car alone. However, Zhang Mingzhu was so absorbed in her worries about having plastic surgery that she didn't pay attention to the details of Tang Shuo letting her go home alone.
Young Master Tang suddenly felt dull.
He thought of his ex-girlfriend Lan Linlang again. Her appearance is the standard of wealth and glamor in the world. Once she appears, she will definitely be the focus of everyone's attention. Such an over-the-top appearance can easily leave people with a frivolous and undignified impression. . For a slutty rich man, she could be a prey, a pet, or a vase bought casually, but she would never be an antique worth spending time and effort to properly collect.
Tang Shuo thought the same way, but this fox was too attractive, and the feeling that he couldn't catch it made him both frustrated and excited.
Relying on his interest in learning about Linlang's campus affairs, he clicked on the trending search of #魔大绝美画室夫人#, and the traffic has climbed to the second place.
The photo was a snapshot, with very high-resolution pixels, so clear that he could see Linlang's fluffy forehead hair, and her long eyelashes were illuminated by the sunlight by the window, leaving a faint shadow on her lower eyelids.
The shooting angle is biased towards the idol drama style, and two-thirds of the photo is occupied by a tall and handsome boy. Perhaps for the convenience of communication, the tall man bent down his two long legs aggrievedly, and the sudden bad behavior of showing his buttocks almost missed the next door. drawing board.
The male owner of the drawing board stared in horror, like an old hen whose eggs have been stolen, waving his hands, vowing to protect his paintings to the death.
This beautiful and joyful snapshot instantly became popular all over the Internet, and people recalled their first love on campus.
Tang Shuo looked at it very much.
She really fell in love with the prince of the Gu family
He thought it was impossible. The Gu family is one of the three peerless families in the capital. Compared with the Li family of the first family and the Kong family of the second family with a strong sense of existence, this big family that has been passed down for thousands of years is like a group of gods. Same. If Tang Shuo hadn't been qualified to browse the internal portraits of the Gu family's children, he wouldn't have recognized that Wububu was the eldest son of the Gu family's current lineage, and would only have regarded him as an ordinary Gu family child.
However, the orthodox blood that can be crowned with the three surnames of the family is not the object of love for ordinary people.
Tang Shuo was very sure that even if Lin Lang could live up to her love, she would not be able to enter the Gu family's threshold.
The big family will not accept civilian mothers.
As for Li Yang, Tang Shuo didn't know why he had convulsions, what could a noble son from a big family who was loved by thousands of people do, he had to go to a poor mountain ditch to pretend to be a poor boy with good academics, and even talked with Lin Lang for five years boiled water love. If he hadn't intervened, maybe this pair would have really succeeded? Thinking of this, Tang Shuo felt unhappy again.
After the incident at the bar last night, Tang Shuo frankly admitted his most vulgar male psychology. He loves beautiful and fierce bad women, and decided to turn around to eat grass. On the contrary, his obsession with Zhang Mingzhu disappeared a lot.
The ambitious young master is interested in Lin Lang, how can his own prey tolerate others' meddling? He pressed down the unimportant documents, signed some important contracts, and finished today's work quickly. He checked his watch and saw that it was exactly four o'clock in the afternoon, which was enough for him to pick someone up for a romantic candlelight dinner combining Chinese and Western styles.
However, Tang Shuo's good mood was ruined by a phone call.
It's the old man in his family.
Tang Shuo smiled sarcastically.
Ever since he skipped a grade to complete his studies at the age of eighteen and took over the family business, Old Tang took his mother on a trip, and came back with a baby in his belly. As a result, at the age of eighteen, he had another little brother. The relationship between the father and son is very cold, worse than that of strangers, and his mother puts most of her attention on his two younger brothers, who are like fragile objects, for fear that they will bump into each other.
Sometimes Tang Shuo suspected that he had picked it up, but the paternity test clearly told him that he had immortal blood, so he was the eldest son of the Tang family.
Tang Shuo didn't want to go back to the Tang residence where he didn't have a place, but the old man had a hundred ways to force him to go home.
"Brother Yu will take you to Kagura Avenue to eat food tomorrow, when is get out of class over?" Annoyed, he sent Lin Lang a message.
"Roll as far as you can, or I'll take care of you." The other party replied to him like this.
Tang Shuo smiled softly, put the phone back in his pocket, and drove home.
"Aww!!! Brother, you are finally back!!!"
A figure rushed up, hugged him tightly, and complained with snot and tears, "Save the child, Dad wants me to be a father-in-law!!!"
Tang Shuo calmly pushed the person away, "Have you taken your medicine today?"
The 18-year-old little cousin is as strong as a black bull, and is crying and crying, "Eat, don't worry about being full."
Although the little cousin has made great ambitions to change from Little Chicken to Chinese Fenghuang for his Goddess Linlang, and to be admitted to the Department of Fine Arts of Duda University where the goddess is, but he is really not the material to learn painting, even after months of hard work. The level of Hello Kitty, in the end, he was admitted to a well-known sports school in Beijing relying on his natural muscles.
This guy is desperately trying to choose the nearest sports school to Duda. Only after he went there did he realize that it is a school with closed management, as strict as military training.
The little cousin who was abused by the instructor every day only wanted to survive, but he had no time to think about his goddess.
"Then what's the matter with becoming a father-in-law?" Tang Shuo's expression softened a lot when he heard that his little cousin didn't chatter about Lin Lang, and gave him a little charity.
The little cousin cried, "It's my dad, your dad and grandpa. The gods and gods said that we are the reincarnation of Tang Dao, and we have to shoulder the responsibility of taking off demons, eliminating demons, protecting our family and defending the country. We should not indulge in love or anything like that. Didn’t you mean to want me to be a father-in-law?” He burst into tears, “I don’t want it, I’m only eighteen years old, and I haven’t even touched a girl’s hand! Brother, save the child!”
Tang Shuo touched his forehead and asked, "Have you caught a cold? Have you had a fever? Did you get irritated by the injection?"
The little cousin was even more distressed, "The little nurse looked like she was new here, and she took me as a practice hand and pierced it three times!!! A total of three times!!! Brother, save the child!"
Tang Shuo simply dropped the child and walked into the hall by himself.
Sure enough, grandpa came too.
The head of the Tang family and the second uncle sat next to the old man in Tang suit, one on the left and the other on the right, just like the two jade lions in front of the town house of a rich family, Tang Shuo wanted to laugh when he saw it.
What made him a little surprised was that, as the hostess who entertained guests, his mother did not show up for the first time.
Tang Shuo said hello to the grandpa and second uncle in the middle, and straight to the point, "What do you want from me, old man? I'm busy. If you want to leave a will for your brother, you don't need to ask me. With hands and feet, I can't starve to death without the Tang family's property. No matter how bad it is, with the face you and my mother passed on to me, it's a trivial matter to have a soft meal next to a rich woman."
What he said was full of sarcasm, and Patriarch Tang just looked indifferently, "Tang Shuo, today is your twenty-fifth birthday."
"Oh, really? I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." Tang Shuo yawned lazily.
So, if you feel indebted to him, should you give him a big red envelope? Come on, he never had a decent birthday cake in the past twenty-four years, and his family used to forget about his growth. Now that he has a big pocket and a hard waist, he has money and someone, and he doesn't care for this hypocritical tenderness at all.
Grandpa was blind in one eye when he was young and wore half a black eyepatch. The ninety-year-old man was hale and hearty, without any signs of depression. , choose the knife embryo, forge the Tang knife, your father and your mother want you to refine the Yi knife, what do you think?"
There are four systems of swords in the Tang Dynasty, one is called Yi Dao, the other is called Shu Dao, the third is called Heng Dao, and the fourth is called Mo Dao. Among the four regulations, the ceremonial knife is held by the emperor's ceremonial guard. It is patterned with gold and silver, with dragon and phoenix rings.
Tang Shuo sneered in his heart, and came again.
Their wealthy family competed against the aristocratic family, and also learned the old grandmother's foot-binding rules of the aristocratic family, and set up some strange rituals for future generations. For example, in the Tang family, their ancestors were blacksmiths. Later, they learned from a teacher and became a slightly more advanced blacksmith, specializing in making weapons for the army. After a hundred years, the iron-smithing family spread out and gradually formed the head of the Tang sword. .
These rumors were told by some uncles and uncles after Tang Shuo became an adult at the age of eighteen, but they didn't want to say more, so he made up a general idea in pieces.
In order to thank their predecessors for not being easy, the men of their Tang family have to go back to their ancestral home, Tangwu, when they reach adulthood, to take the knife embryos, temper the knife steel, cast Tang knives, water them with blood, and sleep with the knives.
Tang Shuo thought, this sounds like a cult.
Once Tang Dao recognizes the master, the descendants of the Tang family will become "Dao Servants", who will serve the sword with their bodies and cannot be contaminated by women.
When Tang Shuo heard this, he became even more wicked.
The point is that his elders who made Tang Dao showed their faces less and less, and in the end they never even heard the news.
He is a plainly bad man in the 21st century, he comes and goes, and he is not good enough for flirting. How could he not think about joining a cult to shine? His parents threw him aside from an early age and specially trained their little son, ignoring him. Is he a fool to throw his head and blood for them and let his younger brother live a carefree life
Tang Shuo is not stupid, so at the age of eighteen, he stared at his mother's growing belly with a sneer, refused to agree to Grandpa's request, rolled up his sleeves, and automatically and consciously got out of the Tang family's house.
This time it was my cousin who had reached the age and was going to join a cult, and he was brainwashed along with him.
Twenty-five-year-old Tang Shuo's position is still firm.
For three, I'm sorry.
Father Tang gritted his teeth in anger at his indifferent attitude, "How could my Tang family raise a coward like you who ran away—"
Tang Shuo waved his hand, "I'm really afraid of death, don't you know? I picked up a small life when I was ten years old, and I cherish it now. I also want to marry you a beautiful daughter-in-law and start a new life for the family. The branches are scattered. Maybe one day my mother is pregnant again, and my son will be born at the same time as my younger brother, so double happiness will come!"
"Evil!" Tang's father yelled, "You are an unfilial son, and you still arrange your mother!"
"But it's true." Tang Shuo spread his hands lazily, "Mom is not here, so I should pick up San'er brother from school, right? But watch this little fat guy carefully, don't lose him, he is as fat as San'er brother The fat little golden boy is the number one target of human traffickers."
"Tang Shuo, do you still have—"
Tang Shuo raised his watch, "I have a dinner date with a big client, so let's go first, you two can talk slowly."
Seeing that the backbone was about to leave, the little cousin turned pale with fright, and grabbed his trousers, "Brother, won't you be my father-in-law with me?" He was too young to bear such a heavy blow! Even if you can't escape such a fate, you still have to find someone to share the blessings and share the difficulties!
Tang Shuo patted his head, "My condolences will change, brother will chase after the girl you like and become your sister-in-law, which will fulfill your family's dream, so you should be a good father-in-law."
The distraught little cousin: "!!!"
Brother, are you the reincarnation of the devil
After leaving Tang's house, Tang Shuo was in a bad mood. He unpacked a pack of cigarettes in the car, and after a few puffs, he became bored, so he took out his phone again, looking for abuse.
The screen looks like this.
Tang Shuo jumped on the trend and replaced the sexy photo of his clavicle in white clothes full of hormones with a green, hand-painted watermelon field, and renamed it "Tang Tang Yin". He felt satisfied and looked at it for a moment.
Tangtangyun: How are you going to cook me? Can we put more sugar? I'm afraid you will taste bitter.
As soon as he sent out his conversation, he saw that the other party also changed his profile picture, from a literary evening street to a boy with a silver collar and a fierce expression, and changed his name to "Do you see that steel fork in my old lady's hand?"
Did you see the steel fork in the old lady's hand: "Fuck me again, I'll make you a human-shaped candied haws."
Tangtangxuan: Okay, two pennies a bunch, I'll sell it to you.
Did you see the steel fork in the old lady's hand: don't sell it, you are junk food, it's harmful to your health, I tried it, and I vomited and diarrhea.
Tang Tangxuan: The first time you eat it is expired, of course you will have vomiting and diarrhea, but the second time it is guaranteed to be fresh, you still want to eat it.
Did you see the steel fork in the old lady's hand: Today, the fairy went down to paint and didn't want to kill with a fork. Did you see the trash can next to it? Leave it aside for me.
Tangtangxuan: I don't want to be in the trash can, I want to be with you.
The other party was silent for a while, and asked him suddenly.
Stomach ache? Have you taken your medicine? There is a storage box in the front row of your car, which contains gastric medicine, which should not have expired, you can look for it.
The heartbeat this time was even more turbulent than the last time when she unlocked her phone and saw her birthday number.
Tang Shuo's throat was scalded by the sparks rising from his chest, and he suddenly lost his voice.
He suddenly wanted to kiss her again.
He has kissed many lips, but the kiss with her was the first time he stole it. He secretly put his arms around her shoulders while he was drunk. She never took the initiative to kiss him, just like she never asked about his past and future, she said that only now, every beam of sunshine that shines into the room is real and brilliant, and no one will be disappointed by the sunshine.
At that time, Tang Shuo was still laughing and complaining with his lonely friend, saying that his girlfriend was too literary and hypocritical. Could it be that all those who learn to paint are like this
The drinking buddies at the table roared with laughter, but only he knew it in his heart. It's not that she is too hypocritical, but that he is too dark, growing under the moss, in the river bed, and in the rotten place where no grass grows. There was a rotten crack in his heart, and air leaked everywhere, so he thought to himself that no one would fall in love with such a terrible him.
Tang Shuo opened the car door and stomped the cigarette case on the bottom of his feet.
He dialed the mobile phone number that he had memorized clearly for the first time, and he was on the street full of people coming and going.
He yelled loudly, ignoring everyone's astonished gazes.
"Lin Lang, I, Tang Shuo, twenty-five years old, four-official, five-limb healthy, well-off-"
Lin Lang, who had been yelled at in the studio, was being watched dumbfounded by her teacher and classmates. She hung up the phone with a snap, so she didn't hear the rest of his sentence.
"Can you, can you, like me again..."
He whimpered childishly.
Can you, like you loved Li Yang for five years, love me for a little longer.
Just a little longer.