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"Wow-"
An old thread-bound book with a bright red cover slipped out of the paper bag, and was blown by the night wind. Lin Lang felt that her ex-boyfriend was like a /Tao Te Ching, well-behaved, strict, and full of abstinence.
So she smiled, smiling brightly, "What's the matter, my Mr. Li, you have such strong hands, are you jealous? It's because I didn't bang on the wall for you." ?”
Isn't it easy for the little goblin to deal with the pure and clean Xiao Daoist? Taking out her most handy charm tricks, committing crimes without repentance, and keeping the pure and pure Taoist to the sky.
Although Young Master Li wasn't overwhelmed by Lin Lang, his mood was not as stable as before.
He thought that she would deny it flatly, and that she would avert her eyes, but he never expected that she straightened her chest, showing off her body with confidence!
Li Yang gritted his teeth and said coldly, "Student, don't be sentimental, I don't have the slightest idea for you. I just advise you for the sake of you and my fellow schoolmates. People who betray their principles are shameful. You will never be respected. Do you think Tang Shuo is a good thing? He just treats you like a disposable plastic cup and throws it away after use. Coveting momentary glory will only make you fall to pieces."
"Shattered to pieces?" Lin Lang bent her lips, and her tone was meaningful.
After entering November, the weather started to get colder. Lin Lang took the little suspenders into the closet and changed into a knitted sundress with fine stitches, showing her collarbone slightly, and a mint green hollow sweater coat that fell to her knees. This outfit made her look both Warm and bright, so that the sweetness of candy in the voice, "My life and death, I have to worry about Mr. Lao Li."
Lin Lang approached Li Yang, stared at his handsome face with a smile, his lips were particularly beautiful, with full lips, as if coated with a layer of light pink glaze, he looked like an old-fashioned man who hadn't experienced much in the world and couldn't stand any tricks child.
"However, I still believe in my charm. Don't think I'm just a toy for Young Master Tang. As long as I try my best to please him, men are not hard-hearted, how can I not be moved?"
The ex-boyfriend's face turned black in an instant, Lin Lang didn't know what to do, and she insisted on stepping on his line, "Usually, I'm just a gentle and understanding little woman, saying coquettishly, brother, you are awesome, Satisfy his male chauvinism. When he encounters difficulties and setbacks, I will serve him with delicious food and drinks, cheer him up, and let Brother Tang get used to my existence unconsciously. I will spoil him and let him always You can't leave me for a moment."
"Are you finished?"
Li Yang frowned, apparently unable to bear the ex-girlfriend gleefully talking about how she flattered another man in front of her.
"It's not over yet."
Lin Lang smiled and said, "The most important big move is yet to come. I, if I want to secretly conceive Brother Tang's child while he's not paying attention, and let others know about it, I'd better make a fuss in the city and let everyone know about it." For the sake of face, the Tang family had to accept me, a commoner daughter-in-law—"
Li Yang is a traditional and stubborn boy, with the family's most upright admonition engraved in his bones, he can't accept Lin Lang's insidious scheme at all. How can a twenty-year-old girl be so thoughtful and vicious
"Lan Linlang, don't you feel ashamed yet?" Mr. Li was furious. His eyes were red and the veins on his neck were bulging fiercely. He yelled at her for the first time. "Playing with men between applause, you are amazing, aren't you? There is no free lunch in the world, do you know what you lose? Money is so important, you can sell your dignity and soul? Begging for mercy from men, you How can you be so cheap!"
"I didn't hear clearly just now, can you say it again?" Lin Lang lowered her voice.
He scolded her ugly face.
"I said you're mean, you're dirty—"
Li Yang snorted in pain, his toe was chopped off by Lin Lang's heel. Not only that, she also grabbed his collar and violently slashed his neck. The severe pain forced him to bend his neck and bow his head.
She bit his lip.
The lips and teeth are sweet and fishy.
A few hot sparks fell on the white paper, and the flames licked wildly. The fragile paper was powerless to resist, and it burned into a monstrous fire in an instant.
Li Yang stared straight, forgot to react in a daze, and let her invade.
But how could Linlang kiss him peacefully? She didn't close her eyes, but opened them to look at him. The tails of her eyes were slender and charming, and the waves of her eyes were full of passion, and her demonic aura caught his gaze. He could even feel that the corners of her mouth were also hooked, and her frivolity was hateful. How could there be such a bad woman in this world
"Snapped-"
Young Master Li pushed her away with all his strength, he took a few steps back, raised his arms, and wiped his lips vigorously with the sleeve of his sweater, as if something unclean was stained on it.
Lin Lang was not annoyed by being shaken off, she lightly tapped her forehead with her fingertips, slightly combed the messy hair at the sideburns, her fingers gently ran through the black hair, her posture was shockingly beautiful. Li Yang heard her say slowly, "Young Master Li looks like a cold statue, but I didn't expect that kisses are quite emotional."
"You—you have no shame!"
Li Yang's face was flushed, his chest heaved violently, he was panting desperately, his legs were also in a state of trembling, one could imagine how frightened he was. The son of an aristocratic family who has always been strict with self-discipline, treats people with propriety, three points of politeness and seven points of alienation, how can he resist such a menacing move
"Since you've said that." Lin Lang smiled and spread her hands, "Then I won't be polite, one million kisses, cash red envelope transfers are fine, thank you for your patronage, and we'll make an appointment next time."
Young Master Li was so angry that he covered his heart.
"Oh, you don't have a heart attack, do you? I'm sorry, I didn't notice, I'll take care of you!"
As Lin Lang said, she was about to start, but Li Yang threw her away in disgust, "Stay away from me!"
"Okay." Lin Lang followed suit.
Her sudden obedience made Li Yang choke, his body stiffened for a moment, and finally he turned and left without saying a word.
It was a big mistake for him to come to her today!
The corner of Linlang's mouth curled up slightly, "Oh, someone took advantage of it and just had the heart to throw a girl on the street at night? I heard that there are quite a lot of hooligans around here..."
Li Yang took a deep breath and didn't talk to her.
He pulls out his phone.
Five minutes later, the driver arrived.
Li Yang walked away, but Lin Lang said, "I heard that driving at night is easy to be poisoned by the driver", and got into the car with a desperate heart.
The uncle driver looked at a young man and a woman behind him through the rearview mirror. The girl was fine, holding the paper bag with a smile on her face, obviously well-mannered. And the boy had a cold face, his long legs were leaning against the car window, and his body was also leaning against the car window, as if some scourge was sitting next to him, and he had to stay away from her.
This is awkward, right
The driver uncle was thinking, and saw the girl move over again, her shoulders resting on the boy's arm calmly, with a delicate and charming look.
Her fragrance was so close at hand, Li Yang bit his lower lip unconsciously, trying to shrink his tall and straight body, not wanting to have any physical contact with her. Who would have thought that his backing down would connive at her aggressiveness, most of Li Yang's body was sideways, and half of his face was forced to stick to the cold car window, his cheeks were squeezed out of shape.
unacceptable.
"You are endless, isn't that big space enough for you to sit?!" Mr. Li couldn't bear it.
"This cushion is not as soft as yours." Linlang blinked innocently.
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Mr. Li was confused, and threw Lin Lang over, while Lin Lang cunningly pulled the hem of his clothes around his waist and tightened them suddenly. A hand rested on her ear in a panic.
The uncle driver opened his mouth so wide that he could almost stuff an egg into it.
The first thing Li Yang did after falling down was to turn his head to look at the driver. Just when the two eyes met, he said shyly, "Listen to my explanation..."
He really just wants to push people away!
The uncle driver took up his words without even thinking about it, speaking with a strong Beijing taste, "It's okay, young man, don't look at the vicissitudes of life on Uncle's face, Uncle was also young before!"
He also persuaded, "As for the young couple, after being together for a long time, it is inevitable that they will be noisy. As old men, we should not be too manly. It is not difficult for you to persuade you to be soft, isn't it? Can you hold a knife to your neck? At most, you can kneel on the keyboard and durian. If you practice a lot, it’s not a big deal! Only when you have a harmonious family can everything prosper!"
Li Yang who was forced to brainwash: "..."
Lin Lang laughed out loud.
The uncle driver said, "Young man, listen to me, listen to me, your daughter-in-law smiles so nicely, unlike my uncle, who saw Tian'er grabbing my ears and howling, just like Lei Gong sneezing. That's a situation that changes color and the sky collapses, just be content with it, young man!"
Mr. Li's ears turned red with annoyance, "She's not my wife!"
The uncle driver was stunned, "What? You haven't made up your mind about such a sassy girl? Come on, little fool, I have to give you something!"
Then how did this warm-hearted uncle driver "speech words" to Li Yang
First of all, the driver uncle painstakingly popularized the many crises in the social environment, trying to create a sense of tense crisis, "Look at the recent social news, the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance, and there are poles erected 800 years ago everywhere. The old bachelor bundles them up in bundles, I can't bear to see them!"
Secondly, the driver uncle Xiaozhi reasoned with emotion, "And what, the microwave oven that you young people love to play, sees the sky and asks the state to allocate objects, or go to the street to grab them, isn't that right?" Are you fooling around, you ask yourself, is this worthy of our married elder brother who has crossed the river by feeling the stones all these years? Is this fair? Is this appropriate?"
Among them, the driver uncle personally took part in the battle and imparted experience, "Listen to uncle, you are still young, you have to do it yourself, don't bother the country all the time! Isn't it just a matter of dating? Have a meal, watch a movie, have a chat Ben'er, feel numb, and scrape together the money for two cups of milk tea. To buy a cup of milk tea, I need two straws, and I'm tired of drinking it crookedly.
"Use the rest of the money, take a taxi to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and then the two of you touch your foreheads in front of the camera, put your hands in your pockets, hey, it's over!"
In the end, the driver uncle finished teaching the exercises, and showed a happy smile like an old hen, "When you get married some other day, remember to give uncle a package of happy candy, we can also represent the country as a matchmaker for you!"
Poor Mr. Li who was urged to marry us, under the all-round machine gun fire of the driver's uncle, he has no chance to speak back at all.
The uncle driver saw that the young man's beautiful eyes were dull and his mouth was slightly opened, as if his soul had come out of his body.
He thought to himself, could he be surprised by his uncle's maturity and wisdom
The uncle driver immediately said kindly, "Young man, do you have anything to add?"
Li Yang subconsciously looked at the girl next to him.
There was a paper bag on Lin Lang's lap. She propped it casually on the car mat with one hand, and supported her cheek with the other hand. Half of her long hair was hanging lazily between her arms, and a lock of black curls on her cheeks healed under the dim headlights. Fascinating and affectionate. She stared at him intently, full of interest, like a little girl waiting to hear the ending of a fairy tale.
Her laughter was clear and crisp, "That's right, Eldest Young Master, what do you think, let's hear it."
The uncle driver laughed again when he heard this, "Hey, eldest son, it's quite interesting that your wife called you, she completely confessed that you are a rich and expensive young master, how could you say this is love? It is said that women chase men with a layer of veil, so don't twist it, and take back the veil as soon as possible as the wedding veil, wouldn't it be great!"
Li Yang's cheeks turned red from holding back, "...I'm not yet twenty-two years old, and urging marriage is against the law."
The uncle driver was deeply shocked. He saw that this kid was pretty and smooth, and his brain must be very flexible. Why did he go off topic so much
Lin Lang's smile became even sweeter.
Li Yang lowered his head in a panic, and covered his head with the hood of his sweater with a snap. As a result, not only did he fail in front of Lin Lang that day, but he also bullied him with his clothes. The hood of the sweater was small and narrow, like a third of a watermelon rind, only covering part of his head.
The stubble and even the ears are exposed, and they are as red as two soft and crunchy rabbit ears.