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When Lin Lang heard that Jun Wan had accepted a script from a super boss, she left the little fat cat without saying a word, stepped on high heels and twisted her waist to apply for the charming little secretary of the boss.
The two meet at the corner.
Jun Wan is wearing a white wide-shouldered suit and nine centimeter nude high-heeled shoes. With the document between her two fingers, she tilted her head and talked about the work arrangement with her male subordinate. The latter looked full of admiration, with little stars shining in his eyes.
He was about to say a few subtle and seductive words of praise to the female boss, when a gust of fragrant wind came, and a goblin from somewhere shamelessly hung on the female boss's waist, two small dimples appeared on his face, sweet Said sweetly, "Sister, I have come to pick you up as ordered."
Male subordinate: "..."
Soak you a hammer!
He wanted to reprimand this scene with a heartbroken world, but he saw his vigorous and unsmiling female boss calmly holding Lin Lang's buttocks, smiling, "Who asked you to wear such low-necked clothes? Besides me To seduce who? Huh?"
Male subordinate: "..."
Is it too late for him to change his gender now
The male subordinate staggered away clutching his chest, Lin Lang was still on her boss's waist, like a lazy koala, flicked his tail, and said with a smirk, "It feels like being attacked by the whole world this time." How is it? Do you feel that your life has reached its peak?"
This time the world can be summed up as "When the whole world comes to attack me", the male subordinate who walked away before is a member of the attack group.
Jun Wan pinched the bridge of her nose, "You are allowed to play, but don't scare the children, the seedlings are all good." Jun Wan is the promotion officer, assessing whether the intermediate taskers have the potential to become advanced taskers, and formulating follow-up plans for them. The professional training plan enables people to be independent as soon as possible.
Lin Lang snapped her fingers and said maliciously, "Don't worry, I'll give extra meals to my brothers!"
So the devil Linlang interpreted a world so sweet that it exploded for Junwan Raiders in all directions without any dead ends. Put it on the pillow, let straight men like them feel strangely excited.
But this little girl has two faces. In front of Jun Wan, she is a "good and sweet little fairy", and in front of them, she is a "green and tea little bastard". Hey, make a small report every day!
After a round of bombardment, the raiders couldn't do Lin Lang at all, and thought desperately, damn, they're going to change their sex together!
Everyone made up their minds and bought a ticket to Thailand at the same time.
Then, the little ancestor patted his ass and left, poking their hearts, livers, spleens and lungs all over.
Probably because Lin Lang was too chatty, the teleporter sent her to a not-so-good point in time.
"What are you thinking about?" A deep and elegant male voice sounded, explaining in a helpless tone, "Qilang is a boy, what's wrong with sleeping with me? He is only fifteen years old, sick from time to time, weak in body, as a master You can't let him sleep underground, right? If you catch a cold, you have to take care of him."
After finishing speaking, he raised his chin at the young man in front of him, angry and funny, "Son, get up quickly, your teacher is not so stingy."
Lin Lang sat on the wooden chair, looking at people with lowered eyelids.
The fifteen-year-old boy's stature has not been fully opened, he is wearing a blue square scarf, his face is as small as a bowl, and his mouth is also small. He said cautiously, "Master, I was wrong. slept together."
He shrugged his shoulders, "Because the weather outside was so cold, I stayed next to the master. Who knew that I would be sleepy when I was carrying a book on my back." The little face like a powder ball collapsed, quite cute, " Master, please spare Qilang this time."
There were tears in the boy's eyes, and he was a little guilty.
Lin Lang smiled, "he" should indeed be guilty.
The plot of this world is full of high energy, and all unreasonable plots are only for sex.
If I had to ask her to sum it up, um, it's probably because all the masters and brothers love me.
After the heroine Xi Jiaojiao became a criminal minister, her family was suspected of rebellion, the nine clans were implicated, and the whole family was cut off. The family who loved her found a scapegoat for her, allowing Xi Jiaojiao to escape from death. Although she is a delicate girl who doesn't care about production and doesn't understand strategy, she hates her country and is determined to destroy it.
How did the hostess do it
Xi Jiaojiao thought hard for several days, she doesn't know martial arts, and she doesn't know how to manipulate. The only thing that can be praised in her whole body is her face and body. She originally wanted to seduce the ruthless emperor butcher, but how could it be so easy to enter the palace? So Xi Jiaojiao turned her idea on the emperor's butcher's sister.
The eldest princess Wuma Linlang is married to the head of Lanmen. She is half royal and half Jiang Hu.
Lanmen has been passed down for several dynasties, transcending the country, recruiting disciples every three years, and teaching farming, mulberry, economics, medicine, military strategy, etc. The exquisite scriptures and the breadth of talents are flocking to all countries. In order to enter Lanmen, apart from being talented, there is another important condition—students must be men.
Xi Jiaojiao's brain circuit is very clear, she can't take revenge on the powerful butcher emperor, but she can take revenge on his sister in the Jianghu! Steal her man, coax away her son, and turn her into an abandoned wife, so that she can taste the pain of her family being chopped off!
The heroine did what she said, she took off her woman's dress, put on a boy's hair bun, and pretended to be a lonely boy who was robbed by a bandit and lost his parents. The pseudonym was Xi Jiao, and he wanted to go to Lanmen to learn from a teacher and get in touch with Lanmen. host.
The halo of a daughter-in-law is a must. Although the heroine does not have great wisdom, she is clever. She passed five passes and killed six generals, and was accepted as a closed disciple by the master of Lanmen. She ranks seventh, known as Qilang.
Lin Lang glanced at the heroine.
Her eyes hurt a little.
The heroine's male disguise is quite perfunctory, her face is not blackened, she is white and tender, short and small, she looks like a little girl, she can see her true identity at a glance. However, Lanmen doesn't accept female disciples, it's just a group of elders, for the reputation of Lanmen, no one would think that there are bold women disguised as men to sneak in.
But who is to say that the halo of the heroine will be willful and domineering? As long as the hostess is covered in breasts, her voice is rough, and her behavior is rougher, the others will all be blind and see her as a little brother. Then I looked more and more, ouch, this little brother has a fair face, thin waist and legs, and is even more delicate and timid than Master Rabbit, so it makes people want to swallow it in one gulp.
The heroine Xi Jiaojiao successfully broke her husband, her apprentice and her son.
In short, all males in Lanmen can't escape the vicious hand of the female lead, the delicate flower. Those who are secretly in love, who are in love with each other, are hooked up and hooked up.
"So, I reprimanded her, is there something wrong?" Lin Lang frowned, "Although you are all men, but ah, Qilang, have you ever thought that the place where you sleep is where my wife sleeps peacefully every day Couch, don't you feel ashamed when you sleep in my room with my man in your arms while I'm out?"
Xi Jiaojiao listened meekly with her head down, but she was very happy in her heart.
Old woman, you should be in a hurry now, right? Usually, she would teach her disciples with a condescending face of an old godmother. She is serious and rigid, and has no style. If she makes a little out of the ordinary trick, she will be punished. With the combination of old and new hatred, she has long been disliked . Now it is rare to add trouble to the old godmother, and the little girl is very happy for a while.
She thought proudly, Emperor Butcher, just wait, sooner or later your sister will become an abandoned woman and return to her mother's house crying!
An old woman in her late thirties, who had given birth to a son, was abandoned by the master of the Lanmen sect. What awaited her after returning to the country were the contemptuous comments from the common people and courtiers!
Wei Yuan saw that the little disciple was drooping his head, not as lively and delicate as usual, as if the air in the room was a lot dull, he felt a little distressed, and pleaded warmly, "Okay, it's all my fault as a master, I shouldn't let you He entered the house, if you want to blame, blame me, why are you angry with children?"
As the eldest princess of the Sheng Dynasty, Wuma Linlang dared to support her younger brother to the throne at the age of twelve, she was extremely smart and powerful. When she traveled around the world, she met Wei Yuan, who was a disciple of Lanmen at that time, a gentleman, gentle and gentle as jade, she quickly pursued him, and soon got married. Wuma Linlang resolutely gave up her status as a princess, moved into Lanmen with her husband, and helped him win the position of sect master.
Since then, Lanmen has been managed in an orderly manner, and its momentum has soared.
The disciples of Lanmen all know that the sect master is fearful of internal affairs, has never taken concubines, and speaks kindly.
As for Xi Jiaojiao, in Wuma Linlang's eyes, this little disciple who only plays tricks and is mischievous, she slackened her efforts after entering the Lanmen, and her homework was always handed in blank, but the brothers were willing to protect her. She copied her homework for her, fetched water for her as a punishment, and even covered her skipping classes and going to the mountains to catch game time and time again.
According to the previous school rules, unqualified people like Xi Jiaojiao would have been kicked out of the school long ago.
On this issue, Wuma Linlang reminded Xi Jiaojiao more than once that she is here to study, not to barbecue. If she wants to show her personality, no problem, just pack up and go down the mountain. Lanmen's resources will not be wasted on a On people who do not seek to make progress.
And Xi Jiaojiao's popularity is so good, every time Wuma Linlang was driven mad by Xi Jiaojiao's ignorance, and wanted to drive her down the mountain, the senior brothers all begged for mercy, and they felt that the teacher's wife was really unkind.
And this also became the beginning of quarrels between her and her husband again and again.
"My husband-in-law also thinks that I am angry with her and bullying others?" Lin Lang smiled lightly, and before Wei Yuan could appease her, she got up with a flick of her sleeves, and helped the emerald green walker that only she could wear on the Fulan door.
"Okay, I just couldn't imagine it for a while, and I couldn't accept it. This Lanmen is the painstaking effort of the patriarch, and it is also the painstaking effort of you and me. This disciple, just like Ding'er, is your child, not to mention sleeping with me. The couch, even if I want my heart, for the sake of their healthy growth, I am willing."
Wei Yuan sounded very weird, but he couldn't carefully detect where the weirdness was.
Until the next day, when he returned home after teaching, he saw a pair of square men's boots beside the tent.
"Master, you, don't move, the disciple will come by himself..."
Inside the tent was the young man's shy and soft pleading.