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Wei Yuan didn't believe his wife would do something like cheating on her.
Princess Wuma and him have been husband and wife for many years, they share the same mind, and they have a son Wumapei, nicknamed Ding'er, who is lively, vigorous, smart and quick-witted, and often acts as a pistachio for the couple. There will also be a motherly smile.
The three of them are harmonious and beautiful, and the son is promoted to the crown prince with the support of the emperor's uncle. He will be the lord of a country in the future. He really can't think of the reason why the eldest princess has an affair with others.
Besides, what he just heard was "Master's Wife", with a soft accent, she should be the most innocent Xiao Liu among the seniors.
Xiaoliu looks exquisite and delicate, and is about the same age as his own son. In the eyes of their adults, a boy of thirteen or fourteen has just left the stage of playing with mud. How can he attract women
Wei Yuan calmed down, and calmly opened the dark green velvet curtain.
"Master, Master?"
Xiao Liu's hand was still on his teacher's wife's arm, he opened a pair of puppy-like eyes, with rounded eyelids and drooping corners, a sense of innocence rushed over his face. He was originally dragged into the master's inner room by his mistress, and he was terrified, but this time he saw the real master again, caught him on the bed, was so frightened that he almost fell off his ass.
The mistress supported him, and scolded him as usual, "What are you messing with? You don't want it anymore, you little brain? If you really don't want it, I'll take it apart and sew it into a hydrangea ball, and send it to the girl who is recruiting relatives in the martial arts competition at the foot of the mountain! "She wrapped the cloth strips with her ten fingers, and continued to bandage his head, making a tight circle.
Poor little Liu'er was so frightened that he didn't even dare to blink his eyes, for fear that he would become a gurgling hydrangea.
Woohoo, the Tathagata Buddha is here, the teacher's wife is too scary!
Compared with the gentle and elegant master, their senior brothers are more afraid of the teacher's wife, who will be punished every day for being late for morning class.
They went up to the mountain to practice, and they couldn't go down the mountain for no reason in four or five years, unless they won the first place in the New Year's assessment, they would have the opportunity to go down the mountain to play. Of course, when it comes to homework, the senior brother and the second senior brother leave their younger disciples far behind, but the second senior brother is gentle and funny, and often brings them back some delicious and fun food.
Xiao Liu's favorite is those books with pictures. He wants to become a hero who flies to the sky and fights against injustice, because there is also a very beautiful and gentle chivalrous woman who follows the hero.
Xiaoliu, who loves fantasy, automatically substitutes the master with extraordinary bearing into the image of a hero. He feels that when he grows up, he will be like a master, with a tall body and thick hair, which is very attractive to chivalrous women. It's even sweeter to eat third brother's honey.
Afterwards, when Xiao Liu saw the expressionless teacher's wife, his calf shook violently.
Forget it, he'd better plant sweet potatoes with Master Gong, at least his life is not in danger, and he can live until the end of his life.
One cannot be too greedy.
"What happened to Xiao Liu?" Wei Yuan breathed a sigh of relief for some reason.
"Fifth Senior Brother snatched my little rabbit and wanted to give it to Seventh Senior Brother. I refused, so I chased Fifth Senior Brother, bumped into a pillar, and got a big bag." Little Sixth's cheeks were swollen, like a rabbit eating rabbits. The white hamster in the middle of the night, angrily started a small report, "Fifth senior brother is too bad, he is so clumsy, he insists on grabbing Xiao Liu's things and giving them to Seventh junior brother!" He muttered softly, "How can a human being do this? No OK."
The obedient little bastard still asked and answered questions by himself, revealing his talkative nature.
Lin Lang was very good at coaxing children. She tied a little bow for him, snipped off the scissors neatly, and said, "Your fifth senior brother will snatch it again in the future, and tell the teacher, and the teacher will take care of him. Isn't your fifth senior brother most afraid of sharp-mouthed animals?" At nightfall tonight, let's catch a chick and put him in his nest!"
Xiao Liu clapped his palms excitedly, "One is not enough, we need ten cages, no, ten cages! Brother Wu has never played with little chickens before, this time we have to play enough!"
Okay, she got it, this is not only a small chatterbox, but also a piece of cheating brother, who stays in the depths and is naturally black.
As he said that, the little chatterbox became depressed, "But, Xiao Liu's little rabbit was snatched away by the fifth brother, Xiao Liu has no rabbit, Xiao Liu is not a good Xiao Liu."
"Master, I will find you a new little rabbit."
Lin Lang picked up the scissors, clicked them a few times, and used the remaining gauze to cut him a little medicine-pounding rabbit on the spot. The little guy was so happy, the baby seemed to be in his arms, he didn't even wear shoes, he ran out of the outer room, yelling to the neighbors, "Master, my wife made me a rabbit!"
The couple lived in the main courtyard, and for the convenience of the daily morning class assessment, they set up a martial arts training ground and a study outside. Every day at Maoshi, the disciples first put their feet on the horse, and then different teachers teach each school's exercises. After the morning exercise, they loosen their muscles and bones. Xiao Liu had just caught a lop-eared rabbit, and he cared so much that he never left him every day, even taking it with him to the toilet, and almost fainted the little rabbit.
Fifth senior brother Li Qianji sees that Xiao Liu is obedient and sticky, and often stays with his favorite seventh junior Xi Jiao, maybe he is a black-hearted glutinous rice ball who likes to pretend to be a pig and eat tigers.
He used an excuse to bully others, and knocked idiot Xiao Liu into a pillar, breaking his head. At that time, Wei Yuan was teaching in the outer court, teaching ordinary students, and did not know about the affairs of the inner court, Lin Lang intervened to mediate, and drove the idle and promiscuous Fifth Senior Brother to brush the horses.
The rest of the senior brothers gathered around the stable, condemning Xiao Wu's conscience one after another, and the little junior Xi Jiaojiao was among them, also looking heartbroken.
Li Qianji brushed the horse hair, and glared at Xi Jiaojiao angrily, "You little heartless, senior brother knows you like rabbits, so I asked you to come here specially, if you don't appreciate senior brother, forget it, and follow this A group of bastards are making trouble, Fifth Senior Brother has really hurt you for nothing this year!"
Xi Jiaojiao rubbed her nose in embarrassment, she was small and cute, Li Qianji's anger dissipated and turned into joy, "In this way, if you still feel sorry for senior brother, you can call me Qianji from now on." Brother, how are you doing?"
The third brother who was eating melons immediately quit, "Why? You bumped Ren Xiaoliu, and we were scolded bloody by the teacher's wife. The teacher may not know how to deal with us! Now you have to be cheap and act like a good boy! No way!" , Xiaoqi, if you call him Brother Qianji, you have to call me Brother Zhan too!"
When Li Qianji heard it, something bad happened, this youngest usually likes to sit on the sidelines, he can hide more than a gecko, but once he is out of the game, he will be turned upside down, and his good cards will definitely be destroyed.
He anxiously said, "Hey, Gong Liangzhan, you are ashamed to say, if you didn't push me, would I be able to do the stupid thing of robbing Little Liu Rabbit?"
The youngest guy is familiar with the art of war and strategy, and he has a thick skin. He is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. "If you are determined, can flies still bite seamless eggs?"
He is the best at taking advantage of the situation to oppress others, and without waiting for the younger brother to refute, he pointed to the others and said, "Xiaoqi, the senior brother helped you with your homework yesterday, so why should he be called Brother Huaizhen? What about the second senior brother, he will tell you Jokes relieve boredom, I don’t know how many brains were wasted, Brother A Tang also made it! There is also the fourth brother, you sprained your ankle the day before yesterday, and carried you all the way from the study to the bamboo house. There is no credit but hard work. Call Qingling brother not wronged !"
The third senior brother smiled and touched Xi Jiaojiao's forehead, "Come on, call me, brother Huaizhen, brother Atang, brother Qingling—"
Fifth senior brother's heart was completely cold.
He worked so hard to earn a chance to be called brother, and now everyone is called brother by Xiaoqi, so how can there be any special treatment at all? Angrily, he turned around to brush the horse, secretly pricking his villain in his heart, sure enough, no one with squinting eyes is a good person in the world!
Xi Jiaojiao observed the words and expressions, and knew that her senior brother was angry, so she softly called out, "Brother Qianji."
The eyes of all the brothers and sisters were bright, and none of them blinked, showing a look of longing.
Xi Jiaojiao's ears turned red from embarrassment, like a boiled shrimp.
The five of them looked at it blankly, the junior brother was so white and tender, and even blushing.
They were talking vigorously, Xiaoliu foolishly ran over, with a bright smile on his face, holding a piece of cloth, "Senior brother, my wife will make me a bunny!"
The brothers were dumbfounded.
Where is this little golden boy who came down to earth
Xiaoliu loves to catch small animals, and he drills wherever there is a hole. After a long time, his hair is messed up, and his little face has not been cleaned. Xiao Liu washed his face and tied his hair, and later found out that this little bastard is too good at fiddling, not only fiddling himself, but also fiddling with others, no matter how good their patience is, they simply leave him alone, anyway, it's not a problem if the man is dirty or rough .
And they suspected very much that the reason why Xiao Liu made himself so dirty was to deceive their seventh junior brother's sympathy, so that he could use the seventh junior brother's small handkerchief to wipe his face and sweat!
This guy is definitely a sesame glutinous rice ball, and they swear by the soles of their feet that they wash every day!
The hearts of the senior brothers were overwhelmed, like a tiger descending a mountain. Before they could figure out what to do, the teacher's wife in plain clothes and hairpins fell into sight. As the only woman in Lanmen, she was dressed in a white shirt, her black hair was tied up, her cheeks were full of moonlight, and her hair was covered with canary feathers. Just a touch of bright color around her lips was enough to embellish her plain white body.
As soon as the hostess appeared on stage, the oldest was twenty years old and the youngest was fourteen years old. All of them subconsciously straightened their backs, not daring to take a breath.
The hostess, Xi Jiaojiao, made trouble again last night. She encouraged her seniors to go to the cellar to steal wine and got drunk all night. As a result, all the kids were late for morning class today. They were scolded like grandchildren by Lin Lang. They deserved to be scolded. , When it was time to hit the board, Xiao Liu was injured again. The mess was piled up, and everyone had to put their tails between their tails and be good little disciples.
Others have lived on the mountain for at least four or five years, and their bodies have long since developed the habit of reflex, and their waists are straighter than the other. Among them, the elder brother's belt is in the wind, his waist is slender, and he looks a bit like the male fairy in the painting.
Only Xi Jiaojiao, with her slumped waist and a slack look, vividly interpreted the ignorant and naughty student. Xi Jiaojiao has two sides of character. When she makes a mistake, she will pretend to be a little rabbit and admit punishment. In normal times, she is more annoying than the most incomprehensible fifth brother. The well-behaved Wuma Linlang was so angry that he vomited blood.
Lin Lang was not like this, she just ignored her and the other seniors, walked up to Xiao Liu, handed the boots, "Put them on."
Xiao Liu said in a daze, pulled up her feet and put them on, but was stopped by Lin Lang, she took out a handkerchief, "Wipe your feet before you put it on."
The brothers and sisters envy and hate Xiaoliu.
If they knew that their wife would be so gentle and not lose their temper when they were hurt, they would have done it a long time ago!
The lady in white urged Xiao Liu to put on his boots, and then said to him, "Don't get water on your forehead these few days, and it's best not to take a bath. Let your fifth senior brother fetch water for you and wipe yourself off." She pointed at the horse. The people in the shed raised their voices, "Li Qianji, Xiaoliu wants something hot or cold, I'm asking you, this time it's brushing horses, next time it's picking up horse manure!"
Li Qianji didn't expect that he would be picked out by his fierce-eyed mistress after hiding in his horse's buttocks. The young man could only pinch his nose and reply in a small voice of obedience.
The silly Xiao Liu became today's best winner, with dimples on his face.
When the evening class was over, the brothers finished the day's class, hurried back to the room, drove Xiao Liu to the bed, each took a feather duster, and tortured the soul.
The fifth senior brother was the worst in the audience today, with a face full of bitterness and hatred, he became the first spokesperson, "Say, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into my teacher, and my wife didn't scold you today!" It's like red rain, okay? !
Xiao Liu said softly, "That's not it, my wife also scolded me when she put medicine on me, and said that she would wring my head off and give it to others as a hydrangea." He looked scared.
The fifth senior brother said bitterly, "But my wife brought you your boots! She even gave you a handkerchief to wipe your feet! Damn it, the more you think about it, the more angry you get. You hand over the handkerchief. This is our common property. You are not allowed to keep it privately." !"
Although Wuma Linlang is their teacher's wife, the boundaries are clearly drawn. After all, Wuma Linlang is the eldest princess of the Sheng Dynasty, and they come from different factions of the dynasty. After leaving the army, they will fight on their own, and they may be able to confront the Sheng Dynasty. Out of this consideration, their clothes, food and drinks are all prepared by people from the outer courtyard, and only during the festivals, will they receive sachets and lucky money made by their teachers.
Xiaoliu swallowed the master's wife's handkerchief all by himself, how could this not make everyone angry
"But I wiped my feet, senior brother, do you want to smell my beriberi and fall asleep?" At the critical moment, Xiao Liu's natural black attribute made fifth senior brother fall backwards angrily.
Li Qianji threw off the quilt in a huff, ready to do nothing without seeing it.
"Chi Chi Chi!"
The fifth senior brother turned pale with shock.
What is this
A ball of fluffy yellow nestled on his bed, he disturbed his dream, and immediately opened his voice to perform.
Li Qianji didn't even look back, pulled up his clothes and ran out of the house.
"Help—"
He hung on a person, panting for help, "Yes, someone with a sharp mouth—"
After he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. The elders scrubbed with soap locusts, where did this sweet and greasy powdery smell come from? Li Qianji turned his head, and what he saw was Xuejie's beautiful silhouette under the moonlight, with a few strands of fluffy hair tucked behind his ears, and his voice was as cold as jade, "Have you finished climbing? I will roll down for my old lady after climbing."
Li Qianji's face turned red, and he jumped down in a hurry, but because he moved too fast, he slammed into a tree with a slap, and two tubes of hot nosebleeds flowed out.
"Master, I, my nose seems to have fallen off."
He burst into tears in pain.
"Who told you to be stupid, you deserve it if you lose your nose."
The cold palm pressed against his chin, and then pinched his nose with two fingers, and she heard her say, "Don't look up, be careful to swallow the blood." Li Qianmo did not dare to move, until the teacher said it was okay, and twitched again A veil blocked his nostrils, "Go back and apply cold water."
He clutched his handkerchief, and walked into the house foolishly.
It turns out that being injured is really good.
Li Xiaobawang, who is so promiscuous, suddenly thought, if he doesn't want to learn the old master's homework next time, can he play tricks with his head
"Fifth senior brother, all the chicks have been caught in the cage, you can sleep in peace." Xiao Liu had heard the fifth senior brother howling ghostly and wolves before, the resentment dissipated, and he took the chick back with great wit. There must be a degree in the whole person, otherwise you will steal chickens and lose money.
Li Qianji yelled a few times. Seeing everyone staring at his handkerchief that was exactly the same as Xiao Liu, he was extremely vigilant, "What are you doing? My wife wiped my nosebleeds specially, and they all confessed their relationship with blood. Don't you think about it again?" Want to grab it?"
The second senior brother, Qin Tang, was well-dressed, and slowly understood the wrong gold belt hook. He took off his azure bead jacket full of scholarly spirit, leaving only a pair of snow-white trousers. He stretched his well-proportioned and smooth shoulders and neck, and his thin waist made Xi Jiaojiao's face warm up. She turned her head and sneaked back to take a few glances.
The second senior brother knelt on the edge of the fifth senior brother's bed with one leg, beating him so hard that he couldn't straighten his back. He raised his eyebrows, "Will you give it?"
Fifth Senior Brother let out a mournful cry, "Brother Atang, am I still your real Senior Brother?"
If you don't beat people like this, you still use dark energy, you can't see it on the surface at all! Even if he wanted to sue, he couldn't!
"What do you think?" Qin Tang smiled, and endorsed the most beautiful Yan Luo.
Fifth senior brother trembled.
Although the veil is important, the senior brother is more powerful, if it is for the sake of life, just be a younger brother obediently! Li Qianji held the blood-stained white handkerchief in both hands, and obediently offered the tribute.
Qin Tang pulled it out, and Dan Feng glanced at Xiao Liu who was at the side with cold eyes.
The latter scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "Second Senior Brother, I'll wash and dry it before giving it to you!"
Li Qianji wailed again.
If I had known that Xiao Liu was so spineless, why would he be wrestling with the second senior brother with the highest force? He was beaten for nothing!
The senior brothers knew this was the result, those who read medical books, those who made seals, those who wiped swords, and those who ate food, turned a blind eye to the beatings of the fifth senior brother. Overlord, you should teach him a few more lessons, let him be careful, so as not to let them out and cause trouble for them. Look at their Xiaoliu, although sometimes they are as stupid as glutinous rice balls, but when have they ever been beaten
Alas, their seniors are also worried about the fifth child, and they have a clever face, so it's better for the two younger ones to see through.
The senior senior brother Yuan Huaizhen is a medical idiot, and he never cares about other affairs, so the second senior senior brother Qin Tang, who has ruthless eyes and steady steps, has become a bully at a young age, intimidating the whole family. However, the second senior brother is the best in all subjects, he is a genius that the masters are full of praise, he is considerate and considerate in dealing with others, and he will win over the senior brothers, it is even more difficult for outsiders to imagine the scene of him fighting fiercely.
And Li Qianji, the fifth son who received the most punches from Qin Tang, was extremely easy to be bribed. The next day, Qin Tang brought him a meat meal, which moved people to the brim. Get kicked.
Xi Jiaojiao couldn't laugh in this harmonious atmosphere.
In the past few days, the brothers and sisters have conducted in-depth discussions on their teacher's wife, and found that under her unsmiling face is a soft and loving mother's heart. They are planning to form a group to get hurt, to see if they can win sympathy and save an hour or two of class , The back and forth in the winter is indeed very painful.
It's intolerable for Xi Jiaojiao to lose her attention to another woman.
She decided to regain the sight of her seniors.
So Xi Jiaojiao suggested that they go to Meiyuan to play blindfolded games and catch people blindfolded. The six senior brothers were not interested in childish games, but they couldn't hold back the little senior brother's pleading softly. The group wiped their faces and went all out. Isn't it just playing games? What dare not.
Xi Jiaojiao, who doesn't know martial arts, underestimated the force value of her seniors. She groped around, her face was swollen with cold, and she couldn't touch a single hair. She was so angry that she pulled the blindfold, hey, six people followed Like a flexible monkey, the full-length tree is up!
"You...you are too much!" The little girl trembled with anger.
The fifth senior brother forgot the pain when the scar was healed, and said, "This is what the second senior brother taught us in ventriloquism just now, saying that you are short and have short hands, so you must not be able to touch the tree!"
Xi Jiaojiao suspiciously went to look at the second senior brother standing on the plum tree. The other was tall and tall, with outstanding temperament, and glanced at the third senior brother who was in the next tree.
Third Junior Brother Gong Liangzhan: "..."
Get dumped again.
Xi Jiaojiao thought that her candied melons and fruits were all contributed by the second senior brother, so she immediately glared at the treacherous and cunning third senior brother who loves to stir up trouble, and provoked Miss Jiao's temper, "I don't care, you bully me, I want the second senior brother to catch me together! "
The invisible fourth brother sighed, "Little brother, you are not playing a game, you are cheating."
Although they are brothers and sisters, their development paths are very different. The old university doctor, the second Xingxia, the third soldier, the fourth warrior, the fifth character merchant, and the sixth Nongsang.
If ranked by martial arts, the martial arts Qin Tang deserves to be the best. Although he has not yet traveled the rivers and lakes, he will surely commit a bloody crime when he goes down the mountain. Whether it is a gangster or a murderer, they will all rush into his hands. A knight in blood with a silver saddle and a white horse Killing a person in ten steps will never stop a thousand miles away.
Xi Jiaojiao snorted, "I don't care, anyway, you are brothers, let me go."
Qin Tang's clothes were covered with snow, and he smiled lightly when he heard the words, "Okay, then senior brother will let you be fine. Whoever catches us will carry water to wash our faces tomorrow, and vice versa."
The third senior brother gloated, "Second senior brother, you said this, don't play tricks just because your dog's nose is stuffed and you can't smell it."
"You don't need a dog's nose to catch a few little mice." Qin Tang was very calm.
After finishing speaking, the second senior brother Qin Tang fell to the ground with a rustle, leaving only light marks on the snow. He untied the red band around his wrist and closed his eyes.
Xi Jiaojiao complied.
The two groped their way through the snow.
When Xi Jiaojiao heard the footsteps, she rushed forward and shouted happily, "I found it, I found one!"
Wei Yuan was hugged by his young apprentice, full of pampering, and was about to speak, when he saw his wife next to him walking aside indifferently, as if to give way to their master-student relationship, he couldn't help being stunned. The generous master of the Lanmen sect realized something was wrong, he wanted to push Xi Jiaojiao away, but was hugged even tighter by the other side, yelling, "You are not allowed to speak! You are not allowed to argue! Anyway, you are my prey!"
Lin Lang has a deep memory of the scene in the plot.
In order to enlighten this long-married head of the Lanmen sect, the heroine can always encounter, forcefully hug, kiss by mistake, etc. on various occasions, creating all kinds of red-faced and affectionate festivals, especially in front of her teacher-wife !
How does her man handle it? First to appease the anxious little apprentice, and then to take the blame on himself, but one after another, a coincidence happened to fall in love, and he wanted to reconcile with her, the first wife who had been married for many years! And her son, whom she has cherished for many years, is also on the side of the heroine, accusing her of being busy with the operation of the back door, and neglecting father and son all the year round. This fate is her own fault.
She smiled in her heart, even if she divorced, it was the old lady who proposed it, and she left in a good manner, what are men and sons? With her status as the eldest princess, if a man can be found, he will raise his head if he can't find it. As for the son, it's even easier. Without those who hinder him, wouldn't it be more chic to be alone
However, before she leaves, she has to make things difficult for this group of old men and little bastards, otherwise this year will not be in vain
"Crack—"
Lin Lang stepped back and deliberately stepped on a dead branch.
With a bang, the cold wind rushed up to the neck with snow foam, and the warm and hard young body attacked like a hungry wolf. Lin Lang raised her hand to catch his wrist, but the opponent gave up the frontal attack, and instead grabbed her knees with both hands, Lin Lang turned away like a falling flower, and hit the opponent's chest with his elbow.
Qin Tang snorted, his feet entangled Lin Lang's ankles, and they both fell to the snow. The young man was full of passion and energy, and was brought down by her when he was not convinced, and he reached out and bent her waist like lightning.
Two fingers were like swords, vainly touching the lifeblood of his neck.
Win or lose points.
Qin Tang took a deep breath, the tip of his forehead was covered with snow particles, "... Senior Brother has improved again, Tang Gan bows down."
Lin Lang was about to let go, when the weak side suddenly jumped up, hooped her under him, and said triumphantly, "Eldest brother, you have been deceived."
With his little finger, he pulled off the red blindfold, and a lock of hair fell from his ear.
"... Teacher, teacher's wife?"
Renmei Luziye's bully in the mountains finally became a monkey in the mountains.
The second senior brother's face turned red like a monkey's butt.