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Lin Lang quickly sewed up a tear in Yuan Huaizhen's clothes. She used green thread and the stitches were neat and tidy. From a distance, it looked like a plant of bluegrass, which opened the eyes of all the handicapped brothers. Amazed.
The Lanmen rules are very strict, and their brothers and sisters are not allowed to bring any servants to the mountain, so they have to rely on themselves to live on the mountain. If their clothes are torn, they are ashamed to bother the teacher who is so busy every day that her feet don't touch the ground, so they move a small bench to sit on the mountain. At the door, with the help of natural daylight, thread the needle carefully.
Among all the senior brothers, the second senior brother Qin Tang is the best at sewing. He also specially picks some beautiful patches for sewing clothes, and recreates them with craftsmanship. But the other brothers couldn't do it. As soon as they picked up the needle and thread, within half a day, their hands were full of holes, and their clothes were stained with blood. They couldn't be washed cleanly, so they couldn't be worn at all!
They licked their faces, and took their torn obscene clothes and unwashed socks for many days to beg the second senior brother. As one can imagine, they were beaten away by the black-faced second senior brother with a broom.
The senior brothers went to watch the senior brother's creaking nest with great interest, as if they saw some unique and rare treasure.
"Wow, senior brother, you've grown grass in your nest!" This is the fifth junior brother who hates dogs.
"Wow, senior brother, your grass is so green and pretty, it seems like it has become fragrant even when it's creaking!" This is the sixth junior brother who is innocent and can't use metaphors well.
"Wow, senior brother, you are a good-looking talent, and the grass in the creaking nest is also a good-looking grass, and I can't help but sigh myself!" This is the third person who often takes the blame for the innocent second child but always feels that the next sentence will draw the hatred of the audience. younger brother.
"Wow, big brother..."
In order to get along with the group, the fourth senior brother of the invisible little expert tried his best to hold back his shame and let out a very exaggerated wow, but he was really miserable, and before he had time to maintain his formation, he was the first one kicked out by his wife.
"What are you all doing here when you're full? Hurry up and queue up! Let the teacher wait for a long time!"
The brothers who were poking their heads were collectively yelled at by the teacher in white. They rubbed their ears and continued to line up obediently.
Eldest brother Yuan Huaizhen blushed, his limbs were stiff and he didn't dare to move at all.
Compared with the second and fifth children, the senior brother doesn't like to show off, and always quietly reads medical books and plays with bugs in the corner. Who knows that one day, his creaking nest will become the focus of attention of all the senior brothers!
The elder brother wondered in a trance, he was reading late last night, did he take a bath? Even if I didn't wash it, I washed it the day before yesterday. Although it may not be very fragrant, the smell is not too strong...
Squeak, squeak, squeak...
No, he couldn't think any more.
The senior brother wants to eat centipede bibimbap tonight, and sincerely invites the juniors to eat together to relieve today's embarrassment.
Lin Lang wrapped her little finger around the emerald thread, and slowly tied it in a knot. Just as she was about to turn around and get the scissors, Li Qianji, the fifth son who hated dogs, ran to the table in a hurry, offered the scissors with dog legs, and said, " Mistress, my cuff is also torn, you can sew a piece of grass for me!"
She hummed lightly.
The scheming fifth child was overjoyed.
There was a little commotion in the ranks of the brothers, and they cursed the old fifth ghost in their hearts.
Lin Lang didn't raise her head, and said harshly, "Xiao Liu, if you dare to tear your clothes on purpose, don't expect your wife to make clothes for you in the future."
Xiao Liu silently put down his sinful little hand, and was about to cover his face and pretend to cry, but the teacher's wife was even more cruel, and said on the spot, "Master's wife doesn't make clothes for children who can only cry, and the new clothes are so ugly when they are stained with snot. "
Everyone tried their best to straighten their backs and prove that they are "adults", so they won't wipe their noses with their sleeves like Xiaoliu idiot!
Waiting for the brothers to get fit, each of them went to choose the fabric and color with great interest. Taking the lead, Xiao Liu chose the same color fabric as Lin Lang without any hesitation, and specifically asked the tailor, "Like my wife, I want the kind of sleeves that are wider than the lotus leaves in the pond."
For the sake of convenience, the seven people wear tight-fitting and narrow-sleeved martial arts uniforms all year round, and then wrap red belts around their wrists and ankles. They have internal strength to protect their bodies, and they are not afraid of the cold in winter. Later, they simply wore the most convenient ones all year round. Practice martial arts. This kind of white-clothed Confucian attire, which looks like a fairy, is not resistant to dirt, and secondly, it is restrained. It is never in the choice of the brothers.
They subconsciously thought that this was only worn by the elders of the Shimen, and they all fell into the mud, why are they dressed so fairyly
But Xiao Liu wants to wear it, can their brothers and sisters let him wear the same clothes as his wife
Little Liu was short for no reason!
The five senior brothers all chose the white material, and Xiao Liu became anxious again. The little hen protected his fabric like a food, "Hey, senior brothers, how can you be so bad? Xiao Liu was the first to choose white." Yes, why do you follow me? Do you understand the courtesy of first come first come first?"
Senior brother Yuan Huaizhen took the lead, unable to hold back the fire-breathing eyes of junior junior brother, turned around and touched his nose.
But the other senior brothers were not so easy to give in, they swarmed up, and under the command of the second senior brother Qin Tang, one grabbed Xiao Liu's head, two scratched Xiao Liu's nest, and some lifted Xiao Liu and got rid of him. The second senior brother took out a chicken feather from his little boot, and scratched the soles of his feet maliciously.
"Tell me, when did our Little Six stop wetting the bed?" Qin Tang raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly, "Brother, I will spare your little feet!"
"Haha, no, it's bad, brother is bad..." Xiao Liu was like a little caterpillar, twisting around, laughing until tears came out of his eyes, "Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu... good Xiao Liu doesn't wet the bed!"
Master Wei Yuan saw the scene where the senior brothers were in harmony, and the weirdness in his heart dissipated. He couldn't help but put his arms around his wife's shoulders, and sighed, "The relationship between their senior brothers is really good."
Lin Lang frowned, "In front of the children, don't hug me casually, they are not married yet, so the influence is not good."
Wei Yuan blurted out, "Didn't Erlang still hug you in the snow?"
As soon as he said this, everyone was shocked.
Xiao Liu was laughing non-stop at first, but when he heard this, he almost got a gash in his throat and died on the spot.
The brothers looked at each other in blank dismay.
Qin Tang pinched a red chicken feather with his fingertips, fell to his knees with a puff, and knocked his forehead on the ground, "I have absolutely no intention of offending Master, please punish Master."
Wei Yuan felt a little headache, it's the misfortune from his mouth.
The eldest princess Wuma Linlang had a pair of glass-like eyes with the tails as thin as willow branches. She stared at the door master's husband.
"Are you blind? That's Erlang playing a blind game with them. He regarded me as a big man. Besides, weren't you hugged by your little apprentice just now? It was so happy to see, I said you Is it? You and Qilang share the same bed, cuddling and cuddling on weekdays, and I remind you more than once, but you say it's a child messing around, and you can't count it. Now that Erlang accidentally touched me, do you feel wronged again?"
"Master Wei, all the truths in the world are written by your family?"
Wei Yuan was humiliated by his domineering wife, he stammered, "Qilang...Qilang is a boy."
Lin Lang sneered and stopped talking.
She was tired of hearing this reason.
"Li Qianji, what are you doing behind your elder brother, get the hell out of here!"
She took out the needle.
The fifth brother, Li Qianji, looked at the gleaming needle tip, trembling, and held out his hand with a mournful face, trying to die, "Master, I, I need to write and do my homework with my hand, please poke lightly."
Lin Lang glared at him, "Now you also know that your hands are used for writing and doing homework. How come you dig out bird nests and shoot wasps every day when you see the sky. God bless you that you were not stung to death by wasps!"
Lao Wu's legs trembled even more.
Master, I don't want you to curse the child like that.
In the weird atmosphere, the brothers finished the matter of tailoring clothes, and the group walked slowly towards the bamboo house.
Eldest brother Yuan Huaizhen knows the elder brother's duty as a father, so he is destined not to be a quiet and handsome man today.
The elder brother sighed and advised, "Xiao Qi, I know you just came here, and you don't have any support at home. You need to get the approval and care of your master. However, you have to have a degree in everything. Although you are a man, you must know that there are people in this world When it comes to child molestation, you always throw yourself into Master's arms, so it is understandable for Master to be angry."
Xi Jiaojiao's face froze.
The elder brother is cool and cold, never getting involved in the fights between the senior brothers, and also silently caring for her, never needing anything in return, which made her feel very good. If the eldest brother in the family was still alive, he might not be able to be as meticulous as the elder brother, and because of this, Xi Jiaojiao has always believed in him.
She was scolded for the first time by her doting senior brother, and her eye circles couldn't help but turn red, but all the senior brothers had no time to take care of it, because their little six started to play tricks again.
"Brother, what is child molestation?"
Xiao Liu opened his puppy-like round eyes wide.
The teacher said, good children just ask if they don't understand.
Facing the scorching gaze of the young junior brother who was thirsty for knowledge, the faces of the senior brothers collectively were ferocious.
In the plot, it took the heroine Xi Jiaojiao five or six years or even ten years to break up a group of straight men. At this time, the teenagers have not experienced the sadomasochistic love that doubts their own sexual orientation. Young and frivolous, but also a group of old men who can't be straight anymore.
The elder brother fell into a suspicious silence.
The second senior brother fiddled with the ring around his waist.
The third senior brother looked at the floating clouds in the sky and counted the chances of cloud and rain tomorrow with his fingers. He was a little worried that the honey pot he hid under the tree would be spoiled.
The fourth senior brother's full-fledged wooden stakes made Xiao Liu automatically and consciously lose the courage to ask questions.
Xiao Liu turned his head and used his time-tested provocative method, "Fifth senior brother, don't you even know? You said you were an adult before, hmph, it seems that's just the case, senior brother knows, you know everything." have no idea."
Li Qianji is a firecracker, at one o'clock, he jumped to his feet and said, "Who said I didn't know? A child moleser is a boy who is prettier than a girl, with a small face, fair skin, and loves to cry, and, Even talk about love with men!"
The fourth senior brother who was closest to him moved a step, thought for a while, and moved another three steps.
The fourth senior brother moved straight and silently away like a ghost without feet.
Li Xiaobawang is fond of flirting with chickens and dogs, but his face is really good, and he likes to be clean on weekdays. He must take a bath every day, so he can be called a handsome and clean boy.
As soon as Li Qianji finished speaking, the three-meter range around him quickly became a vacuum.
The second senior brother, Qin Tang, was the farthest away. Not only did he retreat three meters from the spot, but he also used lightness kung fu, which he was least good at, to climb the century-old bamboo as high as twelve feet in one go, and formed a bond with Li Qianji. The furthest slash.
The second senior brother who is a tyrant in the mountains has a gentle face, a kind smile, and exudes the aura of a big devil that "you can't beat me if you know a lot".
Disgusted to the extreme.
The fifth senior brother who was ruthlessly isolated was about to go crazy.
Senior brother Yuan Huaizhen was compassionate, hesitated for a moment, and finally decided to lend a helping hand, "Don't discriminate against Xiao Wu like this, although his face is a little smaller, his skin is a little whiter, and sometimes he is beaten by the second child." , also loves to cry like a little girl, but now, Lao Wu doesn’t even like dogs, so what face does he have for liking others? Being a dog, bah, the most important thing about being a human is to have self-knowledge. "
Old Fifth Li Qianji: "..."
Senior brother, my Tathagata Buddha, please stop talking, junior brother, I will catch bugs for you every day.
Yuan Huaizhen ignored Xiao Wu who was crying, and nodded to Xi Jiaojiao, the junior brother next to Xiao Wu, "See, this is the attitude of senior brothers, Xiao Qi, you have to be obedient, don't make your wife angry again Already, otherwise, otherwise..."
The elder brother frowned tightly, and fell into a difficult problem.
How do you say harsh words
While cursing Wuma Linlang that the old godly woman loves to make trouble, Xi Jiaojiao was worried that the elder brother would really get bored with her, so she looked at the elder brother with tears in her eyes, her face like a dough ball slumped. As long as he is a human being, he will always sympathize with the weak, besides, Eldest Brother is very soft-hearted, if she pretends to be pitiful, maybe he will calm down.
Yuan Huaizhen was indeed softened by Xi Jiaojiao's hand, he thought for a while, softened his tone, and planned to punish him lightly.
"I will punish you tonight and eat centipede bibimbap with me. If I commit the crime again next time, I will have to sacrifice Xiao Wu to fulfill your willfulness." The elder brother said with a little distress.
Xi Jiaojiao is a delicate and frail girl, when she heard "centipede bibimbap", her heart skipped a beat, and she felt that the "little five" in the big brother's mouth made her even more afraid.
Fifth senior brother Li Qianji clarified himself, "The little five here is not me, but the five poisonous Gu raised by the senior brother. In addition to centipedes, there are also poisonous snakes, poisonous scorpions, poisonous geckos, and poisonous toads. Well, it seems to be the summer of the year before last. Our brothers and sisters caught it together in the back mountain."
He crazily hugged the senior brother's thigh, "Elder brother, you have patience. Just like raising a son, you brought them up with feces and piss. You have raised them for almost two years, right? In short, they are very poisonous, and a bite will kill them. It’s dead, but if you take out the internal organs and fry it, it will taste pretty good.”
The six of them have gone through countless medicated baths, and they have already practiced to be invulnerable to all poisons, and they have even known the senior brother's poisonous Gu to such an extent that they can talk about it with eloquence.
The heroine, Xi Jiaojiao, rolled her eyelids and stopped completely.
Fifth Senior Brother: "???"
He was talking about the senior brother's private food, why did the junior brother faint? He didn't lie, the senior brother is definitely a first-class cook, she is very handy with all kinds of poisonous insects, and cooks properly, and it is really good!
Seventh Junior Brother, it is immoral to discriminate against bugs! Big brother will be sad too!