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The brothers didn't expect that the seventh brother would faint when he said he was dizzy, and they all froze on the spot.
The second senior brother Qin Tang was the first to react, but he climbed too high, and he was a little afraid of heights. He moved down slowly like a crab, and he couldn't move his hands for a while.
The fourth senior brother looked at the paper figurine senior brother Qiongzi and beautiful but so thin that he didn't seem to have a few catties of flesh, and then at the weak third senior brother who was miserable as if he was hanging his last breath after carrying water and punishing him. Following the principle of caring for fellow students and protecting the weak, he stretched out his arms like iron pillars, and hugged the unconscious junior brother.
Halfway through the hug, Fourth Senior Brother looked down, and Seventh Senior Brother had a small face and red lips.
For the first time, the image of the fourth senior brother who pretended to be a siege and plundering the land to kill the enemy appeared in his mind, that delicate and weak body, the skin was as soft as tofu, and his scalp felt numb just thinking about it. With a shudder, he changed the hugging method to the carrying method, and stood with a stiff face while holding Xi Jiaojiao's collar.
Li Qianji choked up speechless.
Brother, are you sure you're not carrying a chick? What about your mentorship
The fourth senior brother raised one arm horizontally and carried Xi Jiaojiao back to her heating bed, then quickly retracted to the door, heaving a sigh of relief.
The second senior brother Qin came back after all the hard work, and seeing the fourth senior brother looking like an enemy, he couldn't help laughing and shook his head, "The little junior brother is not a scourge, nor is he a child molestor, what are you afraid of, the fourth brother?"
He joked as he walked, "This kid is more than our master. Do you remember that I peeked at the brochure I brought back for him last time when I went down the mountain? This guy even put it under the covers and secretly read it with relish."
The brothers and sisters live in the same room, with two big long kangs, one sleeps three and the other sleeps four, Qin Tang and Yuan Huaizhen sleep on both sides of Xi Jiaojiao. Their martial arts practitioners practice daily, exercise the power of breathing and breathing, their ears are clear, their eyes are clear, and their five senses are sensitive. Even at night, they can see everything in the surroundings as if they were walking on a flat ground. palm.
He and the senior brother suffered a lot in those few days, every day they fell asleep listening to the inexplicable moaning of the junior brother, the first time the sleeping senior brother was late and was punished by his wife.
Qin Tang wanted to beat up the junior brother to make him calm down, but he was spotted by the kind-hearted senior brother halfway, and his fist was blocked. The elder brother said that the younger brother is a personal hobby, and pity him that he has lost his parents at a young age, and is lonely and helpless. They are brothers, and they can bear it.
The second senior brother Qin Tang thought about it, and it was the same reason, so he endured it.
Xi Jiaojiao thought she was hiding it well, but she didn't know that her willfulness was all the result of her senior brother's tolerance and tolerance. She knew it well and just pretended not to know it.
"Eldest brother, what's wrong with Xiaoqi?" Fifth senior brother is the one who is most concerned about Xi Jiaojiao's current situation, he doesn't want to be accused of being outraged by his fellow disciples, "Should I let my wife come and take a look?"
"Maybe it's been cold recently? Xiaoqi's health has always been very good, and he hasn't been sick this year." The senior brother said, "I'll take his pulse and see what's going on. The teacher is busy with martial arts As for Dabi's arrangement, don't disturb her for the time being if we can solve it."
All the brothers and sisters have no objection.
The senior brother took the junior junior brother's hand out of the bed, put it on gently, and after a while, he walked around to the other side to feel his pulse.
Seeing his frowning, everyone hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"
"Nothing, just a cold."
The elder brother put Xi Jiaojiao's hands back under the quilt, "Let her sleep more and sweat a little. By the way, my wife told me a few days ago that most of the fruits and vegetables in the back mountain are ripe..."
Xiao Liu excitedly picked up the basket and sickle in the corner, "I'll pick some back for my wife!"
Several senior teachers fell ill today, and the class was temporarily suspended. The fourth senior brother was worried about having nothing to do, so he added, "I will go too!"
The first and second senior brother in the mountains waved his hand, "There is nothing difficult in the world, let's do it together!"
Then he pulled out the third senior brother who was hiding by the kang with his waist down.
"Junior brother, you can't behave like this. We men must grow up through hard work! Enjoy the happiness of being a farmer!"
Xiao Liu is a fan of the farm family, and he immediately cheered, "A brother who can't harvest is not a good brother!"
Old Sangong Liangzhan: "..."
He doesn't want to be a real man, and he doesn't want to be a good brother, he just wants to be a real villain. In other words, every time he was dragged out by the second senior brother, he was always assigned the most miserable hard work, and he couldn't even straighten his back. He seriously suspected that the second senior brother was jealous of his clever mind.
The third brother learned the art of war because his hands and feet were too lazy to work, and he wanted to rely on his brain to earn his living as a military adviser in the future, but since he went up the mountain, not only did things go against his wish, but now he was hand-picked by the brothers as "the best model worker" .
He twists, he despairs.
As for the fifth brother, Li Qianji, he didn't need Qin Tang's order, and carried two baskets with a high level of consciousness, avoiding the end of being beaten by his fellow disciples.
A group of brothers and sisters waved their sickles and went out happily.
Only the elder brother stayed behind.
"Xiao Qi, how long are you going to pretend to be asleep?"
The person on the couch muttered and rubbed his eyes, "I was spotted again by the elder brother."
However, the elder brother Wuxin went around in circles with Xi Jiaojiao, and said straight to the point, "I took your pulse, which is negative and counts in detail, which is different from the younger brothers. Last year, my wife was caught in the cold and the master was not there. I cut your pulse for my wife. With this sign, what do you have to refute me?"
Xi Jiaojiao put her hand on the kang and slid half a step, she forced a smile, "Maybe it's me recently..."
She thought to herself, how can the pulse be so mysterious that even men and women can tell it? This is impossible, before she went up the mountain, she specially found some doctors to test, without exception, no one found her identity as a woman, which gave Xi Jiaojiao great confidence.
"You are a woman." The elder brother looked calmly, "Why did you sneak into my Lanmen? Do you hate yourself for being a woman so you come here to fight for your future? Or do you think that Lanmen is unfair and only invites men to tease us on purpose? Or Yes, as a spy of another country, monitor the movements of my Lanmen, so as to wait for the opportunity to split the Lanmen up and down?"
At the end, the elder brother's voice suddenly became sharper, "You'd better come here quickly, so as not to suffer from my punishment of five poisons!"
Xi Jiaojiao panicked, the elder brother was talking softly to his juniors earlier, how did he become the judge of Yama in hell in the blink of an eye, aggressive and aggressive, is she going to ask for her life
"I, I just admire Lanmen, but because of being a woman..."
It was indeed a woman.
Eldest brother felt a chill in his heart.
He was suspicious, and used the method taught by the third child to blow her up. Who would have thought that she would be defeated in an instant.
"Eldest brother, believe me, I really don't mean any harm, Lanmen is in my heart, and it has always been unparalleled in the world..."
"lie!"
The elder brother's expression was condensed, and his momentum became more serious, "You admire Lanmen, why do you always fight against the teacher? Why do you always challenge my teacher's wife? Why do you always seduce my teacher's husband!" If you cling to Sapo, your behavior will be wrong, and your heart will be punishable!"
The joints that I couldn't figure out in the past suddenly realized at this moment.
Why did the younger brother never want to take a bath with them by the river, and why the younger brother always smelled of blood for a few days at the end of the month. In the past, he was only a junior brother whose parents were killed by bandits, and he grew up alone all the way, so he inevitably had some little eccentricities that were unknown to everyone. As seniors, they couldn't share his sufferings, so naturally they had to forgive him.
But what they got in return for their empathy was a huge deception!
If she practiced martial arts peacefully and diligently, and respected her teacher, the senior brother might persuade herself to let her go.
But what did Xi Jiaojiao Shan do after going to school for a year? She is not proficient in martial arts and does not understand the six arts. Sometimes she plays tricks with her lips, which often makes the teachers in the school angry. It is the fifth junior brother, who has a temperament that cats and dogs hate, but he can still do what he should do. Although he mutters, "I will never do what I can do tomorrow", but I have eaten a few times at the teacher's wife's board, and I am lazy. It's about as good as it gets.
Moreover, the interaction between Xi Jiaojiao and his master was too frequent, it really had to make the elder brother think deeply.
They are disciples and serve the master, so it is not good for them to interfere in the couple's affairs, but he will never allow any disciple to insult the master's wife at will by relying on their senior brother's favor!
"Big, big brother." The big brother suddenly darkened, and Xi Jiaojiao was so frightened that tears fell wildly, like pink pearls, sliding down her cheeks, "I really, didn't mean it, I just, just... "
"Just what?"
The elder brother searched her emotions and found that her eyes were wandering, her small movements were frequent, and she was even more disappointed in her. At this juncture, is she still thinking about how to get away with it? Did she treat their brothers as monkeys
"Xi Jiao." The elder brother called her seriously, "I will give you two choices. One, go and confess your identity to the master and wife now, and let the elders handle your fate. I will help you to feign death and go down the mountain, and from then on, you are not allowed to mention Lanmen again."
Taking advantage of the topography of Yunhe Mountain, Lanmen has set up a maze of mazes, which are only opened at special moments. If he rushes into it rashly, it will definitely alarm the world.
The second choice is that the elder brother takes pity on the difficult life of a woman in the world, and takes the initiative to hide it for her. Otherwise, once the woman's identity is exposed, she will face the criticism of the world! Not only that, but Lanmen's reputation would also be affected. Not only did they not notice that a woman was in a sect that was all male disciples, but they also made her behave intimately with the master and was quite favored.
What would other people think of his wife and juniors
Forget about juniors, they are rough old men, at most they will be discussed for a while, and when they return to their respective countries, who would dare to say no to them in front of them? But his mistress, through untold hardships, blazed a trail out of the rotten power silt, supported the younger brother to the top, and saw that Dasheng was flourishing, and her name would go down in the history books. When it was suddenly revealed, what would the historian write about her?
Women's meddling in power and politics has received countless criticisms. How could he bear the heart to be ridiculed by the world again after his wife abandoned the eldest princess's glory and wealth to enter the Lanmen
Let’s talk about the master-student fate. Now that the Six Kingdoms are in turmoil, there are royal families who are waiting for death in front of them, and powerful families who are powerful and powerful.
If there must be a victim, it doesn't matter if it's Xi Jiao or him, but definitely not the teacher's wife.
Xi Jiaojiao opened her mouth, facing the elder brother's dark eyes, her throat was blocked by the typed manuscript.
Among the group of senior brothers, the elder brother often acts as the ethereal background, is good at listening, and will not easily dismiss other people's decisions. Xi Jiaojiao never thought that one day, the elder brother would decide her fate with such an uncompromising tone, and she couldn't protest at all!
Is his heart harder than a rock
Xi Jiaojiao wiped her sleeves and cried.
The elder brother didn't give her a chance to perform, so he got up suddenly, "Then follow me to find my wife."
To find that old godmother? When she was a man, she wanted to tear her into pieces. If she found out her true identity, wouldn't she be tortured to death by Wuma Linlang
Xi Jiaojiao's soles were numb, and she didn't care whether her crying posture was pretty or not, so she quickly stopped her, "I, I choose two! Senior brother, I choose two!"
The elder brother turned around, and he had expected it, "Well, there is still a month before the big competition. During this time, I will make three chapters with you."
Xi Jiaojiao felt a little regretful. While scolding quack doctors for harming people, she also regretted that she should not take it lightly. The senior brother who is both a doctor and a poisoner found a clue. What's the difference in a cell
Ever since Xi Jiaojiao chose the second plan, the eldest brother has started to prepare.
Before Qin Tang came back, he moved the nest of the three of them, Xi Jiaojiao was placed in the innermost place, and he was next to Xi Jiaojiao, so that Qin Tang, who had a poor sleeping position, would not be confused and went upstairs to Xi Jiaojiao. .
What if Xi Jiao wants the second child to be responsible
But the second senior brother Qin Tang didn't fully understand the painstaking efforts of the senior senior brother. He walked into the house with a basket of fruits on his back. Kick my quilt that far?"
The third son, Liangzhan, was carrying baskets in both hands and another on the back. He was beaten up by Qin Tang, the soles of his shoes were covered in wet mud, and his bones creaked from exhaustion. Awesome, the site pissed so far!"
Qin Tang kicked him amusedly, "Get lost!"
The elder brother coughed, "It's like this, the younger brother was kicked by you a few times yesterday, the pain was so painful that he couldn't sleep all night, so he wanted to sleep inside and have a look."
Qin Tang looked at Xi Jiaojiao suspiciously, "I... really kicked it?" The latter nodded guiltily.
The second senior brother was not shy either, he apologized on the spot, washed and handed a small bundle of hawthorns to her.
The brothers brought baskets of seasonal vegetables and fruits to the kitchen, and had dinner with the master and wife. They each practiced for an hour. Everyone had a fulfilling life and felt extremely satisfied. Only Xi Jiaojiao, her identity was found out by the big brother, she was restless after eating, rice grains kept falling on the floor, Xiao Liu frowned, and couldn't say anything because the elders were present.
At night, bean lamps are lit in the bamboo house.
Xiao Liu, who was the most dawdling, was still washing outside, knocking the copper basin loudly. The rest of the brothers either lay on the kang to read, or polished their swords and carved.
The second senior brother Qin Tang has always been a sleeping maniac. When it gets dark, he does nothing and can't wait to make out with the bed.
The elder brother came back from pouring water, and saw the second child with his upper body bare, his black hair hanging on his buttocks, stretching his waist without any scruples, making a bean-like crisp sound. And Xi Jiaojiao shrank inside, sneaking a few glances from time to time.
This little move was caught by Qin Tang, and he immediately smiled brightly, "Little brother, you don't have to envy me. When you are a few years older, train your back and back, just like senior brother, exuding a deadly masculine breath."
The third junior brother, Gong Liangzhan, looked like a healthy old man, drooping his eyelids, swallowing the honey water slowly, and said subtly and elegantly, "Second Senior Brother, that is the deadly sweet delicacy bestowed on you by General Yeyou."
Fifth junior brother Li Qianji laughed unkindly.
General Yeyou, commonly known as the dung pusher, his handsome and unrestrained brother Qin Er, in order to show off the results of the battle in front of his wife, used too much force today, accidentally got caught, and stepped on his feet full of dung, making his senior brother alive Laughed for a long time.
"It's a pity that Master Mistress didn't see the amazing moment of Second Senior Brother." Li Qianji slapped his mouth.
The second brother gave Lao Wu a sideways look.
Ever since this guy's sleeves were sewn by his mistress, he felt that the holy light of the Buddha had shone on him, his tail became fat, and the rats became bolder. Picking up horse dung doesn't need to be urged and asked four times. He died bravely, saying that he sacrificed his fifth child and a happy family. It's good now, even the prestige of his second senior brother is not taken seriously.
Time to give them a taste of his iron fist.
Qin Tang smiled but didn't smile, "San'er, Wu'er, come here, senior brother has something good for you to see."
The brothers and sisters have been together for many years, and they almost read each other's pulse. When they heard the lingering voice of "Senior Brother", they knew that a disaster was imminent. The third brother was lazy by nature, and at the critical moment, he was quick-witted, and pulled the iron-like fourth brother beside him with one hand, very rudely using it as a human shield.
Fourth senior brother Lei Qingling put on a blank face, "San'er, you betray your junior brother, you will suffer a thousand knives, you will be put in a frying pan, you are not human."
The third senior brother, Gong Liangzhan, sighed, "If you are wronged, you have to pay debts. Fourth son, if you are a ghost, you can find your elder brother A Tang, not me."
But Li Qianji looked left and right, there was no suitable meat shield, so he jumped up behind the senior brother, weeping and said, "Second senior brother, the second senior brother is going to kill me! Take care of him!"
The elder brother walked away silently.
The fifth junior brother lost his biggest backer, and suddenly felt that the earth was falling apart, and he saw the big devil coming with a smile on his face.
My life is over today!
Li Qianji was about to close his eyes in despair, when he suddenly saw that senior brother took a piece of obscene clothes and put it on the second senior brother's shoulders, and said with an unnatural expression, "Junior brother, you have to take care of your body and be careful not to catch a cold."
Qin Tang threw it away nonchalantly, "I'm in good health, and it's not like you don't know it. Senior brother, don't stop me, their skin is itchy, I'll loosen their bones."
Yuan Huaizhen picked up the obscene clothes again, and insisted on letting Qin Tang put them on.
The other party refused, so he could only do it himself.
The two confronted each other for a while, and found that... the tip of their noses was about to touch the tip of their noses.
It seems, it seems to stand a little close.
The brothers watching the battle held their breath.
They didn't expect that one day, the senior brother would face the second senior brother! Is this why one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers? After so many years, the one tyrant in the mountains is finally about to change hands
Qin Tang's face was stiff, "Brother, I like women."
After he was ten years old, he was caught wearing obscene clothes by a man for the first time.
There are no other women in the inner courtyard of Lanmen except Mistress, and he has only seen the scene of Mistress holding a cloak and putting it on the master. In Qin Tang's perception, if he didn't do the clothes himself, then his own woman had to do it, so what's the point of letting the senior brother dress him up
Yuan Huaizhen's limbs were also stiff, so he bit the bullet and put sleeves on Qin Tang, "Coincidentally, I am too."
After he was ten years old, it was the first time that a man was caught dressing him in obscene clothes.
Lanmen are all male disciples, while the wives of masters from other families live in other courtyards and don't come and go often, he only saw the wives wearing cloaks for the masters. Now he is in the position of teacher's wife, dressing his junior brother, and his mood is extremely complicated.
Brothers with very different personalities rarely "connected with each other" at this time, and each was at odds with each other.
Qin Tang felt that this persuasion might not be strong enough, so he emphasized again, "Senior brother, what I want to marry is a tiger like my wife who is very strong and can dominate my mother."
Yuan Huaizhen was sweating profusely as he tied the belt, and replied without thinking, "What a coincidence, I am too."
Xiao Liu, who was washing his face outside the door, rolled up the curtain, revealing a delicate and clean face, gloating rather than a little silly, "Brother, don't be a coincidence, don't be too, you are finished."
Outside the curtain stood a slim figure.
"...a female tiger? Huh?"
The senior brother and the second senior brother felt weak in their knees.
"Master, listen to my explanation..."
The lady in white was carrying a green-glazed carved food box, wrapped in snow fox fur, and broken Qiong and jade fell in the hood, elegant and indifferent.
Xiao Liu sniffed it head to head, "Master, it's red bean dumpling soup!"
Linlang thought of her reason for coming, and softened her tone, "I wanted to cook for you a few days ago, but there were so many things in the door, I was negligent for a while." Unless it was important, she would not come to the apprentice Zhushe, and she didn't know everyone's work and rest , asked hesitantly, "Have you all washed up? Do you still have sweet soup?"
Xiao Liu was the most supportive, "Did the wife cook it herself? Xiao Liu wants to eat it all in one go, and won't leave any room for the bad brothers."
The rest of the senior brothers didn't dare to be as outspoken as Xiao Liu, but how could they let it go when they showed their loyalty
A group of people surrounded Lin Lang, carefully took the porcelain bowl containing red beans, and started to drink. As for the junior brother Xi Jiaojiao, she had her own pride, she wrapped herself in a quilt and pretended to be asleep, and left the back of her head for Lin Lang to look at.
"Wow-"
The door curtain with dark velvet and red background was lifted by a big palm, and everyone looked at the master with messy temple hair in surprise.
"You, why are you here? Let me find it easy!" Wei Yuan was always gentle and decent, but he couldn't help being a little angry at this time, "It's so late, why are you running around? You even came to the male disciple."
Lin Lang noticed that he didn't mean "disciple", but "male disciple".
The gentle and refined man also became impatient.
What is he afraid of? Afraid of his increasingly strong and handsome apprentice
"I'll make them some sweet soup to warm their stomachs." Lin Lang said lightly, "They took a day off and went to work in the back mountain again. I have to reward the heroes, can't I?"
The lady in white was sitting among the disciples, leaning against the tallest and second disciples, making Wei Yuan feel like a white fox had fallen from a pack of wolves.
"It's about the kitchen, what are you messing around with?" He grabbed Lin Lang's hand, "It's getting dark, hurry back with me."
Lin Lang was wearing a silver bracelet, and when he pulled it suddenly, her flesh tensed, and she cried out in pain.
Wei Yuan felt his arms tighten.
Two teenagers' hands pressed on it, with broad veins, young and strong.
They frowned and said in unison.
"Master, you hurt Master Mistress, let go!"