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"Second, Erlang!" Seeing this scene, Wei Yuan was so surprised that the wine bowl in his hand fell to the ground, and shouted, "What are you doing? Let go of your mistress!" Honest, never drank alcohol with his disciples in private, but he didn't know that they would go crazy like ordinary people when they were drunk!
The man stood up abruptly, tilted his head against Xi Jiaojiao, lost his focus, flipped his buttocks, fell hard, and knocked his nose on the stone bench.
The sore pain made Xi Jiaojiao burst into tears, and hugged Wei Yuan's leg by force, not letting him go.
"Master, master, woo woo, dead, all dead, master, you love me, but no one cares about my apprentice."
She was whimpering like a small animal, with two tubes of nosebleeds hanging on her snow-like face, she looked both funny and pitiful, as a master, she couldn't bear to leave her alone.
"Feng Niang! You, you go back quickly."
Wei Yuan put his arms around the little apprentice, picked her up, and looked at his first wife. She was like a cold statue of gold and jade, watching the farce indifferently, "Why are you going back? It's just a few of your apprentices. , like your Qilang, who gets drunk and goes crazy, at most it’s just some cuddling and cuddling, children messing around, let him go.”
"You... you are confused! I am a man, you are a woman, how can I be the same as you?"
Wei Yuan never thought that she would be so understated, and when he saw the two apprentices leaning down drunk, the calm and refined Master Wei was also inspired to the point where one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, "Erlang is a man after all, you are a woman, how can you let me go?" Does he get close easily?"
On the bright side, there was a great commotion, but in the dark, there were many branches.
Eldest brother Yuan Huaizhen tightly held the boots of second senior brother Qin Tang. He was leaning on the stone bench, his brows were slightly frowned, his face was cold and serious, but his temple hair was slightly damp and his clothes were disheveled. Eldest brother, but his aura is still deep and long, and his whole body has the momentum of leaning on the sky and penetrating the long rainbow, which is shocking, and he dare not move rashly.
It can be seen that the chief is showing off his power.
Qin Tang raised her lips silently, raised her hind legs, and her black boots swung their tail like a dragon, cutting off the shackles of the deep sea.
The elder brother responded calmly, flipped his wrist, and dragged him back severely.
"Snapped-"
Qin Tangjun's face fell to the ground, and a muffled groan came out of his throat.
'Brother, you are really ruthless. '
Qin Tang pressed his face to the other side, raised his eyebrows slightly, and communicated with his lips.
'Could it be that I'm angry that I took advantage of your wife? '
Your mistress
This is strange.
Isn't that his mistress
The elder brother was about to speak, when a crisp laughter sounded in his ears. It turned out that Xiao Liu crawled up to Linlang like a dog, grabbed a piece of her clothes, and shouted inarticulately, "Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu is a good little girl!" Six, save a lot, a lot of money, marry the land empress... Well, be a big lady, bless Xiao Liu, and the land will bear a lot of fruit."
The young man was so drunk that he couldn't straighten his waist, and he took out a bunch of strings, which were heavy, containing gold ingots of excellent quality.
The brothers and sisters were blinded by the bright light.
They looked at each other silently.
I thought that the fifth child was a little bastard who fell into the eyes of money, but the stupidest and stupidest little six actually hid a nest of treasures. Fortunately, this kid has the face to cry poorly in front of his seniors all day long!
Xiao Liu's head knocked against Lin Lang's leg like a chicken pecking at rice. He was obviously sleepy to death, but he persisted in grabbing out the ingots in his pocket one by one, and put them on Lin Lang's lap to neatly arrange.
"one two three four five six seven… "
He counted them.
"Well, the Land Empress is here, this is a betrothal gift, Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu is going to marry—"
Xiao Liu fell to the ground with a slap, his skin was blue and his face was swollen.
The little guy sat up in a daze, and scratched his head in a daze, wondering, he and the land lady are paying their respects, why is no one there
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, come out quickly..."
Xiao Liu went under the stone table to look for his land lady.
The senior brother and the second senior brother silently retracted their long legs, looked at each other again, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Wei Yuan, who was coaxing Xi Jiaojiao, also breathed a sigh of relief.
However, there was a wave of ups and downs, and another wave started again. Just as Xiao Liu stopped, Xiao Wu started to mess around again.
How is he doing
The fifth senior brother first caught the third senior brother, and was kicked away with a numb kick, and kicked to the fourth senior brother's legs. The fourth senior brother was half-drunk and half-awake, still conscious, opened his eyes unexpectedly, a monster pouted and wanted to eat him, which made his stomach full of nausea, body consciousness preceded brain consciousness, so without even thinking about it, he made the fifth brother again Kick away.
This person is like a ball, rolling to the feet of the teacher in white.
"Hey, the toe of these boots is slightly raised, and the embroidery is unique. They must be valuable..."
He muttered, and touched Lin Lang's boots again, looking like a money fan who was salivating.
Wei Yuan's forehead was throbbing with veins.
What kind of nonsense is this
"Goro! Let go!"
A loud shout suddenly sounded above his head, and Li Qianji was so frightened that he hugged Lin Lang's leg in a hurry.
"I saw these boots first, no, you have no share, no share!"
It happened that Xiao Liu bent over and crawled out, his drunken eyes widened, "You, who are you, have you seen my land lady?"
"What ma'am, are you the father-in-law?"
"I'm not the father-in-law, I, I'm Xiaoliu, a good Xiaoliu who married my mother!"
The two stared at each other.
Xiao Liu quietly reached out, grabbed the corner of his clothes, and asked innocently, "Are you your mother?"
"..."
Li Qianji patted his thigh and howled, "Help, someone is robbing! Robbing civilian men in broad daylight, there is no law!" boots.
Lin Lang shook him a few times, but she couldn't shake him, and then she just became ruthless and kicked him on the chest.
Unexpectedly, Li Qianji was drunk, and his body's instinctive reaction was still there. Using his palm as a blade, he slashed at Lin Lang's ankle in one fell swoop.
not good! Mistress is going to be hurt!
The brothers and sisters were shocked, and hurriedly went to catch people.
"Miss, be careful!"
Then Wei Yuan saw that his apprentices, who were so drunk and unconscious, suddenly became fierce. One grabbed Lin Lang's hand, the other wrapped around Lin Lang's waist, and the other two were firmly pressed against Li Qianji. Lin Lang made a meat pad on her body, which didn't hurt her at all.
Except for Little Five and Little Six, the rest are all awake.
The atmosphere became awkward for a while.
"What are you doing? Haven't you been drunk enough? Don't you let go?" Wei Yuan suppressed his anger. He threw off Xi Jiaojiao, who was clinging to him, and dragged Lin Lang back from the hands of his senior brother. He said forcefully, "You both I'm going back!"
"You let go, strangle me!"
She patted his chest hard.
With a sinking face, Wei Yuan suddenly bent over, grabbed her waist, and hugged her horizontally. As a gentle and elegant medical school, Wei Yuan was also a rare master in Jianghu when he was young. He can shoot through the willows with a hundred steps, pick the leaves and shoot the geese. Can't break free.
"Master, Mistress is feeling a little uncomfortable, let her go first—" Eldest Brother frowned uneasy.
"Huaizhen, what do you want to say?"
Wei Yuan's eyes were as indifferent as water, "The master carried the big sedan chair eight times, and married the woman with three letters and six ceremonies, and you still don't allow me to hug her? Do you still want to get the approval of your group of disciples who pretend to be drunk?"
The elder brother lowered his forehead, "I dare not."
The figures of the couple disappeared in the night.
"Master... Is Master okay?" Gong Liangzhan, the third senior brother, sighed, "This is the first time Master scolded us like this."
The fourth senior brother Lei Qingling smiled wryly, "It's not your hozen's idea. You said it was not good to get involved, and you insisted on getting me drunk. Now it's all over. The master will definitely punish us severely."
The third senior brother didn't answer his words, he stared at the senior senior brother and the second senior brother with meaningful eyes.
"The two brothers are not drunk for a thousand cups, and there is only a pot of pear blossoms in spring. Why are they drunk?"
Quickly walking to the inner courtyard, Wei Yuan kicked open the door without saying a word, and walked through layers of gauze curtains.
He originally wanted to throw the man onto the collapsed floor and into the air, but he didn't want his wife to suffer, so he picked her up again, and the two of them fell to the ground.
Lin Lang got up first, but the man grabbed her ankle.
"What are you doing?"
She looked over, no candles were lit in the room, only the window was half open, reflecting the half moonlight, the paper pressed on the desk was blown by the night wind, exuding an elegant atmosphere of ink.
"Do you think I'm your husband?" Wei Yuan asked in a low voice, "You let them act like that. Although the boy is young, he is still young enough to admire Ai. How can you allow them to mess around?"
"You dote on your little apprentice, but I spoil mine, okay?"
Wei Yuan frowned, "Then how can you confuse them? You are an insider woman..."
"The woman in the inner curtain? So, you think that I am not a dignified woman, and you want to get along with me?"
"What are you talking about?" Wei Yuan stood up, and his tall figure enveloped him. He knew that his wife was strong, and he was mostly patient, but there are some principles that must not be easily indulged. "I just think that your behavior is inappropriate, so I can teach you Understand the priorities, who can be provoked and who cannot be provoked."
"Okay." She replied softly, before Wei Yuan could breathe a sigh of relief, she heard her continue, "Then make up and leave, I won't provoke you, I will provoke others."
She was dressed in fox fur, with a clean face, as if she was going to walk on the moon, "Wei Yuan, I have tolerated you for a long time, do you think I can't see clearly the vicious intentions of your little apprentice? Right in front of my eyes , provoke you every day, you have to take it seriously, saying that she is lonely and helpless, let me bear it and bear it. How many times has she pawed you openly and secretly while drinking like this? "
Wei Yuan rubbed his aching temple, and explained impatiently, "Qilang is a man, how many times do you want me to say it? What kind of coquettishness, he calls you a teacher's wife, don't spoil him!"
Lin Lang glanced at him lightly, "What if she is as good as Long Yang?"
"This is impossible."
"Forget it, I'm tired, and I don't want to hear your explanation. Since you don't believe me, I'll draw up the reconciliation letter tonight. I'll wait for you to sign it tomorrow, and then I'll leave Yunhe Mountain and take care of my face!"
Which man can tolerate the words "face head" on his wife's lips? Keep talking about peace and separation, where does he put his affection
Wei Yuan's anger, which had been so hard to subdue, was rekindled. He had long hands and long legs, and Lin Lang was twisted into his arms, and kisses fell like rain. Since Ding'er was born, he was busy teaching. The husband and wife hadn't been alone for a long time. Holding her in his arms, it felt like all kinds of tastes, like insects and ants eating away at the bones, and he couldn't get away for a moment.
"You're crazy, let go, Wei Yuan!"
The long sword was unsheathed, and the silver light was shining brightly.
"Master Weimen, please respect your wife."
The second senior brother Qin Tang's eyes glowed with a quiet light.
"Otherwise, let her reconcile and be my Great Qin and Yuan Empress."