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"Da da da-"
In the dungeon, the boy hugged his chest and curled up in a corner. Hearing the sound of footsteps outside, he raised his head and jumped up in surprise, "Mother, uncle!"
Lin Lang looked at the young man for a moment, and saw that he was covered in blood, but he was alive and kicking like a bull. Obviously, he didn't suffer much flesh and blood.
She was quite emotional.
This cheap son is naive and scumbag, and his luck is really good. No matter what situation he falls into, someone will always protect him.
Under the encirclement and suppression of the Lanmen sect master and his brothers, only three of them escaped unscathed. The fourth brother Lei Qingling and the fifth brother Li Qianji were the most seriously injured.
The fifth senior brother, Li Qianji, was the closest, and he blocked Wu Ma Pei for a long time at the beginning. Later, when the senior brother was in danger, Li Qianji became the senior brother's meat shield without even thinking about it. Without the protection of the fifth brother, Wu Mapei was flustered and helpless. He was about to be shot to death. At the critical moment, the fourth brother recklessly fought back, like a tough old hen, throwing the poor and weak His little brat is behind him, blocking all murderous opportunities for him.
It is precisely because of this that the majestic general of the Rhino Kingdom lost the best time to escape, his eyes were injured, and his legs and feet were shot by arrows. The situation was even worse than that of the fifth brother.
Lin Lang suspected that Wuma Pei was Tiandao's own son, otherwise, how could he escape from the tiger's mouth every time he turned danger into fortune. Without the escort of the emperor's uncle, a group of outstanding brothers and sisters scrambled to jump out.
Before being fascinated by the heroine Xi Jiaojiao's halo, the brothers and sisters were respectful, upright and friendly, and cherished the only blood of the master and wife, holding it in their hands for fear of falling, and holding it in their mouth for fear of melting .
But she dared to do it with Daddy Tiandao, so she was afraid that she might not be able to deal with this little bastard
"Ding'er, how do you live here?" The eldest princess rarely showed a bit of tenderness, "Son, I'm sorry for you."
The grievances of many years surged in an instant, and he complained like beans pouring out of a bamboo tube, "Mother, you are so cruel, that cloud piercing arrow army has no eyes at all, and almost killed me! If it weren't for the brothers who sacrificed themselves Hu, I have been shot into a hornet's nest long ago! I am your son, how can you treat me like this? Do you want to see your son being abused to death before you calm down?"
After hearing what he said, the eldest princess raised her eyebrows, tilted her head, and asked her younger brother, "Brother, I am old and my memory is not very good. Does I have a son?"
The emperor's uncle's expression was not the slightest bit turbulent, and he was kind, "No."
His eyes fell on the elder sister's temple hair, which was as black as satin, with the soft light of tung oil, more beautiful and lush than that of a young girl. In the younger brother's mind, the elder sister has always been young and beautiful at the age of twenty-eight, without any signs of aging. He thought, could it be that there are too many things recently, which made the elder sister feel powerless
Emperor Huang was thoughtful, it seemed that he had to find some time to hold some lively banquets for Auntie.
Wuma Pei's eye circles turned red immediately, and he yelled weakly like a kitten, "... Uncle, don't you recognize Pei'er?"
The emperor's uncle raised his thin lips lightly, "Who are you? Since the founding of our prosperous dynasty, there has only been one deposed prince. He didn't recognize his mother and uncle because of a little criminal who didn't want to die. Instead, he admired the deposed prince's acquaintance. Quit, so as not to inherit the great power in the future, you will not be fooled by female sex, which will tarnish the reputation of our Wuma royal family for being amazing and brilliant."
Wumapei was too ashamed to raise his head.
Lin Lang glanced at the emperor's uncle. As the courtiers cried out, their Majesty liked to slap each other every day. As long as he opened his mouth, he would definitely leak air from the heart and lung tubes, saving even poisoning.
Emperor Huang noticed the eyes of the people next to him, and frowned slightly, could it be that sister despised him for scolding him too harshly
He simply walked behind Lin Lang, flicked his sleeves, and gently covered her ears with his dry and warm palms.
Then, continue to be venomous.
"I've never seen anyone so stupid, but I've never seen someone who can be so stupid. If you put five or six chicken wings on your body, you probably think it's too heavy, and you want to fly? I'm afraid it will be someone else's dinner in the future." , others despise you for being bitter and unpalatable to bite."
Wu Mapei was at the age of being playful and playful, and had been reprimanded by the Confucianism, but they were afraid of the prestige of the Supreme, and did not dare to put too much pressure on His Highness the Crown Prince. In the whole world, apart from Lin Lang, the only one who could scold Wu Ma Pei until he was bloody and dare not refute, was this cold-blooded and ruthless emperor's uncle who was known as a butcher.
"Mother..."
Wumapei cast his eyes on Linlang for help, but unfortunately, the princess Wuma who loved him and loved him had already been enraged into the coffin, and Linlang had no interest in being a confidant stepmother for the bear child at all.
"I have said that I have no son." The eldest princess's brows and eyes were full of ice and snow, "You are a small prisoner, don't get involved with me, lest the future son-in-law misunderstand me."
Emperor Huang's eyes darkened slightly, "Sister, you have someone to choose for your future son-in-law?" How could he not know
Lin Lang patted his wrist covering his ears, "You can always see him in the future."
What, what? Future son-in-law? Mother is going to marry him a stepfather again? Wu Mapei thought of his senior brother's clear and handsome face, and suddenly felt that it was not so difficult to accept. After all, the eldest brother knows the basics and loves him all the time. If it were someone else, he might not be able to treat him so well.
Seeing the changing expression of the unlucky son, Lin Lang deliberately said, "When I accept the son-in-law and give birth to a twin, the crown prince will be settled, and the Wuma royal family will have an heir. It's a matter of peace."
The young man shrank his shoulders, he stared blankly at the eldest princess, she had a smile on her lips, looking forward to the life of the son-in-law and twins.
What about him? So what is he
bastard? The dead star? trouble marker
Wuma Pei broke down and cried, "I don't! I don't want any younger siblings!"
Lin Lang sneered, "You don't want it? What's the matter with me if you don't want it? I will give birth if I want, and raise it if I want. When will it be your turn to make irresponsible remarks? Don't worry, even if you give birth to twins, they will live with me The Palace of Eternal Life enjoys my great prosperity and splendor, glory and wealth. This palace and His Majesty will regard them as jewels in the palm of your hand. As a commoner, you may not even have the qualification to see them even in your life. .”
Wu Ma Pei finally confirmed that his mother wasn't trying to scare him.
Slowly, he began to realize that he might not be the "only" anymore, not the only son of his mother, nor the only nephew of his uncle, nor the only successor of Dasheng. At this moment, the seventeen-year-old boy couldn't think of the Xi Jiaojiao who touched his heartstrings, and endless panic flooded him like a tide.
He regrets it.
Wu Mapei's wantonness is based on the favor of the emperor's uncle and the eldest princess' mother. Without the support of the two most important people, he is worse than a paper tiger.
"Mother, mother, I was wrong, can you forgive Ding'er?" Wu Mapei grabbed the iron rod with both hands, his eyes revealed hope, "Ding'er listens to you, and I will listen to you in the future, don't you want Ding'er !"
Lin Lang remained expressionless and did not respond.
Wumapei was stunned, as if thinking of something again, he stretched out his hand to Huangdi at the side, his voice was so hoarse that he lost his voice, "Uncle, uncle, please persuade mother, mother listens to you the most! Didn't you say, uncle, you know Is there anything good that can be corrected? Ding'er assures you that in the future, he will definitely take lessons with the Great Confucian and stop messing around!"
Huangdi's cold face was exactly the same as Linlang's.
The boy's eyes were red again, and his voice was choked up, "You adults are all lying to children, saying that you will take me to ride a big horse, take me to fly a kite, and treat me forever and ever."
Emperor Huang said indifferently, "At that time, you also patted your chest and reassured uncle loudly that you would treat the lonely eldest princess forever and ever."
The boy clenched his teeth tightly.
"Forget it, because of the past affection, I will give you one last gift." Lin Lang snapped her fingers.
A blood-clothed spy wearing a blue-faced fang mask dragged a person over.
The heartbroken Wuma Pei was frightened by the other party's face full of pus, and couldn't help but take a step back, "... a ghost so ugly?"
"You are the ghost, and your whole family is a ghost..." The other party was so angry that he scolded hoarsely, "Old godly woman, you dare to arrest me in broad daylight, you abused lynching, you will die a bad death, cough cough cough... I Xi Jiaojiao swears that one day, I will let you-"
Emperor Huang's eyebrows and eyes were fierce, "Speak again, cut off her tongue, you decide for yourself, don't need to tell Huigu."
Xi Jiaojiao's insults stopped abruptly.
Lin Lang's expression remained unchanged, "Go, lock them up together, so that we can relieve our lovesickness."
Wuma Pei was terrified, and couldn't accept that he was going to be locked up with an ugly ghost covered in blood and pus.
"Mother! Mother, you can't do this to me! Let me out, let me out! No, don't let her in, get out, ugly ghost!"
The siblings put the screams behind them and quickly left the dungeon.
At this time, a clump of durian flowers swayed with the sunlight reflected on the window paper.
The eyelids of the person on the couch rolled, and they slowly opened their eyes.
The ivory stool is crystal clear, and the garnet skirt is winding. He was stunned, looking up, with a pair of spring-like clean hands resting on his knees, holding a fluttering round fan while clutching a corner of a plain white handkerchief. She seemed to have lost all strength, half of her body was leaning against the window casement, and the durian flowers were lined with crow hairpins.
There are thousands of styles, as beautiful as a fairy.
"You're awake." Lin Lang smiled slightly.
For this best look, she specially studied the angle of sunlight and the placement of pomegranate flowers all afternoon, and even more perfectly studied the direction and curvature of the skirt, so as to create the most amazing first glance, when people are fragile and sick. When he was sick, he stepped in and took advantage of his illness to kill him.
Obviously, her efforts were not in vain, Xiao Wu lowered his head, and the young daughter-in-law grabbed the quilt, "You... who are you? Why did you appear in the man's room?"
Lin Lang raised her eyebrows, playing amnesia for her
As a little ancestor who likes amnesia, Lin Lang has many routines.
She first glanced at the other party in surprise, and then naturally blamed, "My silly son, did your head get knocked out by a dung ball? I am your mother. Your father drank too much last night and fell into the latrine. You In order to get him up, she fell into it with a click, and your mother worked hard to save you."
Xiao Wu, who was originally shy, was in a bad mood, sniffing his hands and feet like a puppy.
Linlang let out a hypocritical oops, "I'm sorry, brother, I lied to you. In fact, I am your elder sister. Our family is so poor that we can't get rid of it. In order to save the whole family, you resolutely made the decision to sacrifice yourself and the happy family. So yesterday In the evening, I swung a knife from the palace and passed out in a pool of blood, my sister was really heartbroken."
His handsome face twisted suddenly, he hurriedly got under the quilt, wriggling like a caterpillar.
"Boom—"
The quilt was torn apart, and a figure rushed out.
He strangled Lin Lang's throat.
"Full of lies, say, who are you?"
"Damn ghost, I'm your little one."
Lin Lang winked.
The dead ghost made a thud and fell a shit.