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"Oh, it's not dark yet, why did you kneel down?"
Lin Lang stretched out his helping hands to the milk dog with a handsome face on the ground.
"Good boy, the ceremony is too heavy, I can't bear it, get up quickly."
Little Five: "..."
Fart, obviously you are the one who frightened the young master.
That sentence of dead ghost is sweet and charming, which innocent child is not afraid after hearing it
The fifth son, Li Qianji, was extremely vigilant. The hands of the woman in front of him were as well maintained as the finest mutton fat jade. The tiger's mouth and knuckles were covered with a thin layer of calluses. He was definitely a master of inner circle with profound skills.
Are the current masters of the inner family so idle, not doing business, just playing with children
"Who are you? What does it have to do with me?" He can't remember who he is, but he is not a little fool who can't take care of himself, so he won't be led by the nose by a strange woman. Besides, his intuition told him that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive her! This is the most reasonable thing in the world, he must not be fooled by her!
Lin Lang withdrew her hands, picked up the round fan on her lap, and shook it gently. The colorful butterflies on the fan seemed to fly into the durian bushes with her movements.
Li Qianji muttered in his heart, the level of liars is too high these days, such eyebrows, such figure, such temperament, can be embedded in the painting and will last forever.
Then he heard the possibly immortal con man say calmly, "You guessed it, no supper tonight."
"..."
Oops, it's the feeling of a heart attack.
Sister, if you are so bad, you will be infamous forever.
"Guess wrong?" Li Qianji held his aching chest, he felt that he had lost his memory, and the world was no longer friendly to him.
Lin Lang lowered her head and smiled like a bright spring flower.
Li Qianji rubbed his neck uncomfortably, but a faint sentence came from the top of his head, shattering all his charms, "I fell in love with Mr. Chu, who went upstairs, but who knows... I don't have enough money for prostitution, and I suffer from lovesickness."
Upstairs? This name is so familiar, it is not a serious place when you hear it! Reserved boys can't learn to be bad!
Immediately Lin Lang looked at him with a smile.
What is he doing? What's the matter, do you still want to sell him to her for money? What a vicious woman's heart, it is simply outrageous! No, she is a woman, how can she casually talk about whoring money, and describe her shamelessness so fresh and refined!
The young man hurriedly hugged his small body, and said righteously, "You have given up your heart, my young master is innocent and pure, he is a showman rather than a body!"
She sighed with regret, "Going upstairs that day was a gold-selling cave. Just smile, there are people who have been taken advantage of and spent a lot of money for the young masters. You really don't want to go? It's better for me and you."
Li Qianji, who fell into the eyes of the copper coin, awakened his miser's interest, and jumped up immediately, "What? You can tell that? I'm six and you are four, there can't be less."
He had a heartbroken little expression.
"Okay, I'll give you one, the friendship price, it can't be more."
Lin Lang put her fan against her chin, and gave her a happy smile.
Li Qianji almost let her go inside.
He didn't even stand up, he simply sat down on the ground, hugged Lin Lang's leg, and took the opportunity to play tricks, "I just woke up, I don't know anything, you sell me if you say it, it's not fair, you are so beautiful , you must let me be a sensible ghost, right?"
Lin Lang raised her eyebrows.
As expected of the little overlord who likes to play chickens and dogs the most and has not been killed so far, he has a quick brain, and when he sees something wrong, he immediately pretends to be confused.
While Li Qianji was playing tricks, he peeked at his surroundings.
He thought that he might be from a very rich family.
Well, it fits his personality and identity very well, and he likes it very much.
Lin Lang put on a gentle and kind face, "Okay, I'll give you two choices. The first one, you are for the unlucky son of your own father who fell into the latrine and lost his memory. The second one, you are for the whole family. The kind-hearted younger brother who is going to be a eunuch in the palace, although he swung a knife and fainted from the palace last night, but it doesn’t matter, my sister will go to battle in person tonight, I promise you will be neat and clean, and let you go in peace.”
The women in the world are too cruel.
Can't he be a normal person who doesn't fall into the cesspit and stay in the palace
Li Qianji was a little reconciled, "You've said all of this before, isn't there an ordinary choice like Yushu Linfeng, a wealthy family, and a lot of money?"
"Yes." Lin Lang propped her chin up with one hand, "You are my unlucky husband who has a lot of money and lives to enjoy, and suffers from the willow disease. How about this choice?"
Fifth Brother spat out a mouthful of blood.
His myocardial infarction got worse.
"I'll count to five. You'd better think carefully about how to call me. This answer will determine your future destiny."
Lin Lang slowly stretched out three fingers.
Li Qianji was a little obsessive-compulsive, and broke off her remaining fingers.
However-
"Five." Linlang dropped two fingers, "Three."
He no longer wants to correct this woman who talks and does what she wants.
"one!"
"My lady, please accept my husband's obeisance!!!"
do my best.
He didn't want to fall into the cesspit, and he didn't want to wield a knife and become a eunuch from the palace!
Li Qianji pressed his forehead to the ground, and did not hear the woman's voice for a long while.
Could it be that he guessed right, so he doesn't need to be sold
He raised his head quietly, but before he could see clearly, he was caught off guard by a slap, and the crisp sound stunned him.
What's wrong with this? ?
"You are a son who is not as good as a beast." Lin Lang squeezed Supa, her eyes were red, and she was shaking with anger, "I raised you with shit and urine. Husband, I got into a fight with others, and was shot in the knee with an arrow."
Li Qianji had a delicate expression, and wanted to say something for himself, "I think I should like..." girls.
"I just said that little boy is a heartless one. Seeing that you can't do it anymore, you ran away with a wild man with a lot of money. You were greatly stimulated and ran naked in the street from time to time, making my Li family a laughing stock."
He was pretty sure he... could do it.
Moreover, he would definitely not be able to do streaking!
"I don't think you..."
Lin Lang glared at him, extremely forceful, "I don't want you to think, as long as I think it's fine."
Alright, you are a master, you have the final say.
Lin Lang re-entered her acting emotions, wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of her eyes, and felt heartbroken.
"How are you doing now, under the careful care of my mother, you finally woke up, and you became a moth who has left your soul, and you dare to attack me, you are worthy of your father who fell into the latrine and drowned Huh, I'm too ashamed, I'm not alive, I'll go with your ghost father!"
Then Li Qianji saw someone skillfully pull out a piece of white silk from his sleeve, stretched out his hand and threw it, hanging it on the beam.
Lin Lang stood up on the stool, tied the knot skillfully, put her neck in, looked at the room with nostalgia, and closed her eyes as if in despair.
Li Qianji: "???"
Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself? Such a poisonous trick!
Help, his scalp is numb, why are you so proficient at hanging yourself, sister
"I was wrong, you come down first." He hurriedly hugged the other person's legs, for fear that she would commit suicide, although he extremely suspected that this crazy woman was teasing him.
The other party gave him a teary look, like spring rain soaking a begonia, "Do you know that you are wrong? Don't you call me a crazy woman in your heart? This is your attitude of admitting your mistake?"
Aren't you a roundworm in the young master's stomach, and you can still hear what the young master said
Li Qianji secretly slandered.
"Are you scolding me again?"
"… A little bit."
Li Qianji thought to himself, after all, it is a human life, especially when he is still in a difficult situation, it is always right to be soft.
So he lowered his noble head, put two fingers into his mouth, soaked his saliva, touched it under his eyelids, and burst into tears towards Lin Lang.
"Mother, I know I was wrong. I don't have a father anymore, so I can't live without you. Think about it, my father died in a cesspit. If you passed so early, wouldn't you be fainted by your father?"
Lin Lang choked suddenly.
The little brat dared to bite her back.
She kicked people and cried, "Since your father left, mother has washed her face with tears day and night, tossing and turning, having trouble sleeping and eating."
Li Qianji protected his face, and understood instantly, "I must work hard to earn money, so I can make enough money for you, so that I can sleep with Mr. Chu as soon as possible."
Lin Lang cried even harder, "What prostitution, you little bastard has learned badly, you dare to say this kind of tiger and wolf words, it seems like your mother will not recognize anyone when she lifts her pants. Your mother is like this when she meets a man. A woman who can't walk? A mere Mr. Chu—" She immediately changed her face, "Oh, I want to buy all the top masters in the sky, and I would rather buy more than let it go."
Li Qianji almost choked on his own saliva.
Lin Lang said earnestly, "Don't reject it, mother is also thinking about your healthy growth in the future, think about it, if your fathers are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, let them teach you a skill alone, even the master's Shu Xiu It’s all saved.”
"Besides, when you become their son, don't you arrange for the family's real kung fu to be passed down from male to female? Son, this is called killing two birds with one stone, so learn from it."
Li Qianji couldn't help but refute her, "Are you sure this isn't some kind of crazy sex trick?"
"..."
Lin Lang fell into deep thought.
Li Qianji saw the timing right, and using his palm as a blade, he slashed Lin Lang's knee.
Her legs softened, and she slid down.
"Boom—"
Li Qianji raised his brows, and grabbed Lin Lang's slender waist with both hands. He raised his long legs and kicked away the ivory stool that was in the way. However, he still couldn't control the output of force, and the stool fell apart, violently smashing a window.
The sun suddenly shot down, and jade chips scattered in the air like quicksand.
Lin Lang fell into his arms, and the pomegranate red bloomed enthusiastically in front of his eyes.
Why is her waist so thin, he won't crush it.
Xiao Wu's ears turned red again.
He hesitated, "Actually, you lied to me, you look at most twenty-five or sixteen years old, we, we are..." He was a little embarrassed to say it.
He had just woken up and lost his memory again, and he hadn't had time to appreciate his handsome face that broke through the sky, but he used his inner strength to feel his body, his bones were young, his blood was fresh, he must not be more than twenty years old.
Twenty years old is also the age to start a family and start a business. If you work harder, your children can be soy sauce.
The woman in her arms smiled sweetly, and she slowly stretched out her palm to caress his face.
Fuck him so soon
The little chicken in his heart was twitching wildly. It was the first time and he was inexperienced, so what should he do.
The faint aroma of peach branches and cypress leaves permeates the tip of the nose, and the blood flow speeds up suddenly. Until the warm breath brushed against the pinnae, the young spine began to itch and burn.
He licked his dry lips and felt his mouth was full of spider silk.
Then, the little fifth master who was screaming like a chicken in his heart heard—
"You unconscionable prodigal son, you have lost such long legs for nothing, and you don't do anything serious, just to ruin the old lady's family property? That ivory stool died so badly, it disappeared into ashes, and you kicked it , are you still a person? That is the only family heirloom of our Li family. It is warm and delicate, unique in color, and worth a thousand gold. Selling you would not be worth it."
Lin Lang's handkerchief slapped his face, throwing out the powder.
He tilted his head and sneezed.
"You said that you are such a prodigal, when will I sleep with Mr. Chu who is upstairs in the sky?"
Oh, that's how it is.
After all, it was still because of that little boy.
The fifth brother let go of his hand indifferently.
He thought fiercely in his heart, young master will clean up the sea in your head today, so that you will be afraid when you meet a man.
With a slap, the pearls and jade on the waist collided.
Lin Lang wrapped her arms around his neck, gathered her long legs, and put her arms around his thin waist with foresight.
His spine instantly softened into water.
"Come down, you are not allowed to cross your waist, how decent is it in broad daylight."
He is going to die, women are terrible.
"… Um?"
The rising tail has a threatening tone.
Xiao Wu instantly admits cowardice.
"Please, my little ancestor, my little aunt."
"anything else?"
He hesitated.
"... sweet lung?"